Emo Patrol

[Oimusic22]

428 people met the emo patrol

[skinhead5917]

i say we get some skins and some punks and we go old school emo fag dragging!!

[ShamrockReject]

HAHAHAHAHAH i couldn't stop fucking laughing thanks for the upload i got a fuckin tear in my eye they shed there fuckin hair hahah Only one thing that pissed me off the Emo's got a misfits shirt on >.< Anyways Thanks so much

[OakRidgePunk777]

I'm sick of everyone acting like they're picking teams- "but the third word in your username is "punk"- So what, I appreciate a style. I don't just promote punk, and I can prove it on my page, but I'm sick of the downers. There's no point in life. So What? Enjoy whatever we're here for and don't settle for less, idiots.

[xXLaLa1997Xx]

Go emos!!

[DuchessAndTheCougar1]

this made me laugh x]. punk is the way forward :D

[Deadkyd]

This real?

[xXbloodcandyXx18]

Fxkin losers!!!! We have our own style and if u dont like it it dodnt mean u can go around killing us! Get a life dumb ass punks

[daoneguy16]

@xXbloodcandyXx18 LMFAO!!! Emo is NOT a style. It's a genre of Indy music!!! Goth is a style. Punk is a style. Emo is a name given to people with no style so they feel like they fit in...and they pretend like they hate their lives when their lives aren't bad. Besides, this video isn't real. It's like the movies..those aren't real either. Grow up and stop pretending people don't care.

[221086n]

fuck, it's not funny!!!!!!!!!! (((((

[FadeCast11]

no hazy but i know your mom does for bieng a hater for no reason

[hereliesdelilah]

its a littl efairy boy... id like to get me some fairyboy in that case

[FadeCast11]

attention all emos am a emo as well. everytime ppl hate on us it makes us more famouse you guys agree? what we have to loose? we get more famouse each minute (:

[Hayzyhaze94]

@FadeCast11

stfu, mom and dad still hate you.

;D

[mortensen1961]

Apparently 422 "people" need curbies. .. .

[THEBUBBLEGUMGIRLZ28]

Leave us alone we don't do any of this to you cause your a bit different

[pieeater267]

Well that was mean to their kind but extremely fucking funny

[Hailbreather]

5 STARS MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!

[EmoGaaraSama]

Come on guys why can we just all get along!!! Besides punks emos metal heads and goths are all out cast anyways so why cant we just get along we dnt have to b best friends but yea no more fighting!!!!! This is FUKEN stupid!!!!!!!

[An0Optimistic0Fool]

...............I have got to say this is a total waste of 30 seconds. <_< I should have backspaced. This video is fuckin horrible. I'm surprised the like surpasses the dislike. Not even worth a worth half star.

[TheYoshi166]

ive flagged this video

[KreKeriS911]

@TheYoshi166 these guys will get you little emo boy

[choloOnEaster10]

emos make suck, but tools are so much more worse

[juneyaka]

Is this fake or real it looks fake but not sure...

[superspecail69]

L.M.A.O !

xD

[stephen0skulls]

this is fucking offensive

[wolf2hawk]

@stephen0skulls boo fuckin hoo

[stephen0skulls]

@wolf2hawk fucking retard

[ilovezero921]

the emo song doesnt offend me... this does

[Edd13X8vP]

3:42 you could see him pull out the fake hair(wig)

[bassenigma]

0:44 lol. excessive violence div

[MnMzProductions]

EMO ASS WHOMPING PATROL

xD WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH HIS HAIR? It looks like a taco.

But no, seriously, I've never met an emo with real problems. I've met lighthearted, happy, NORMAL fucking people with serious problems in their lives. I would understand these people bitching about their problems.

Your girlfriend dumping you in high school is no reason to slit your wrists, don't be a pussy.

These guys will find you.

They will catch you.

And you will put your mouth on the fucking curb.

Epic vid.

[fujyoshi]

auhauahuahauhaua thats so frikked up its funny XD

[Ipsuhhh]

Funny Ass Shit! xD

[richfatguy56]

i hate fat emo girls

[XxmikelETFxX]

nice hair

[MarkoTheHunter]

Hahah you guys are retards :D ... You inspired me to make an emo patrol my self :D

[tomservo3]

Being a guy who dresses emo myself, You'd think I'd find this offensive, but no. It was freaking hilarious.

[GlassSpitter]

who;re the 411 pussies that dnt like this?! _i_

[possessed45]

maybe u guys just like chasing EMO pple so you can feel them up!

thats f-ed up! SICK!

[MichealJackson788]

dude emo girls are hot as hell! :D

[XtreemMetalMan]

@MichealJackson788 Emo girls are sluts that cut themselves.

[littlegreensoul]

LOL

[DjLMFAO]

ROFLMFAO

[TheSithSpeak]

Ok...I don't particularly like emo kids...but what what the FUCK is up with that guys hair. Seriously...what the hell! That's worse than emo hair. Funny video though hahaha

[SuperMrsnowman]

this isent really funny, when is violence funny?

[RagingBoar]

This was amazing. In every possible way.

[CIGARPIGSKIN6]

fuck emo

[waqas42]

hilariousssss. that poetry bit made me laugh tooo hard

[waqas42]

freakin hilarious!!!!!!! the poetry bit made me laugh toooooooooo hard

[NitricOverdrive]

LOL.....it's ingenious. Kidney punches!

[asx305]

lol xDDDDDDD so funny

[thedevilwearsabby]

damn this is kindaa fucked up, but funnyXD that guys hair is weird:O

[omeguille]

U gotta think whats the pussiest thing i could drive around on. LMAO!!

[KatlynnLuvzYou]

Wow, okay im emo and thats fucked up, seriously fuck off emo's are awsome. so seriously go screw urself,  my picz are at my hp . Stupids

[gb10100]

@KatlynnLuvzYou FUCK EMOS, FUCKING PUSSIES

[jjt59]

@gb10100 ur a fuckn pussy

[gb10100]

@kianttila STFU

[chorgon457]

i love how when he stomps on him the teeth go up lol.

[4ualove]

Thatz was kinda fucked up

[thevampirexanatos]

rofl nice American History X allusion

[St0nery]

this is no doubt one of the funniest vids about emos. lol "You gotta convince them to put their mouth on the curb. You gotta make them think "Hey, i wanna put my teeth on the curb" lol! and i read some earlier comments and to people takin offense to this. chill. i showed some of my emo freinds this and they were laughin their asses off!

[q8hhh]

i went through that phase,for 3 years,i hated myself when i used to see my old pictures

btw awesome video so funny lol

[AlexsDamnFilms]

You have been cleansed from evil my child?

[Paperclown]

i don't like q8hhh he smells like fish turds.

[mrdunn2728]

why the hell was the emo wearing a misfits shirt WTF!!!

[narutolover1526]

poor emo he was cute tho the goth chick thing was funny! :D

[Mary12322]

Ist das dumm...

[Trombonergurl]

Lol, I know some people take offense to this, but I just think it's quite funny xD. I mean, I went through a phase like this (minus the crying on street corner crap) and I still thought it was hilarious.

[emonerdchick95]

"I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!"

[AngelsWings]

Curb-Stomp killed it.

First half was freaking funny though.

[dahacknat]

fuk lol xhaxhaxa

wats his myspace and his fav band? no ingles lol

[kingofdirectors123]

Wiinuk this teeth shit is so fake

[howthefagworks]

emo genocide

[sweetkiss133]

get a life you fucking douchebags. All you know about emo kidsis the damn stereotype they setfor them, which half the time isnt true. Your sofull of shit

[200parker]

is it legal to hunt down peeps who arnt doing bad things?

[darthkiller14]

well if they are emo scum yeah

[markmason36]

so funny

[mikeexplosion]

job well done.

[hlovelockmcfarland]

lol

[darkhour88]

loved it

[ChevyGreaserGirl]

This was awsome! We should have more folks like you. Those emos are dirty lil cunts.

[a7x6093]

this is really retarded. will u leave us alone plz.

[TheLastSinger]

Nope hahaha

[darthkiller14]

no i keep on messing with yall til yall die

[a7x6093]

ok good luck wit tht.....

[Gimmesuga3]

This was not funny at all. Go on a punk ass whomping patrol or something. That wouldve been a even better. Besides they would fight back which would be funnier.

[LenaLautner]

3:11-emo!get him! get him! get him!!! xDDDD LMAO :DDD

[shitballmaster]

curb stomp = cicklets

[Thesharpybrothers]

God damn I was a stupid fucker back in the day.

[hemipowered70]

looks like the dudes in the band Klingonz

[blargh2blargh]

2:16 LMFAO I THOUGHT HE WAS BALD!!!

[Kazlom]

What does S.O.R.P mean?

[shoelace510]

I'm sorry but that main guy's hair is MESSED UP! I mean, it's almost like his hair is WORSE than all the emos I've ever seen...

[hjc133]

thts the funny part about this vid.

[dabigtoe1]

They drive past my school in this video.

[kissymelissa]

lol really thats funny

[KrzysiekCFC]

1:23 classic mistake ^^

[TheGanjax]

Damn, that bitch been gone. xD Crackhead speed.

[MPW32988]

Whats the score at the end?

[gothicfreakinusa]

Emos suck ass

[NicelyRude]

It's good to know we have men like these on the job. :]

[godcalldnsick14]

i cant imagine how long that would take to do his hair.........prolly en extra like...half hour mayb?

[InsanePuppy11010]

What did you think this was? I video of 12-14 year old girls going around looking for a new boyfriend to create an emo spawn with?

[xxxLORDFRETKAxxx]

death to all emos!

[chorgon457]

FUCK YES! but the girls... scene girls can stay right theyre hot as hell

[kissymelissa]

thanks honey ;). i got put off of emos when i went out with one and i walked in on him putting MY eyeliner on!!! those were pretty dark days and i never got my eyeliner back :( girls NEVER go out with emo boys!

[dahacknat]

why not going out with emo boys lol

[chorgon457]

btw idk why u guys are getting piussed at the user who uploaded this video, he obviously isnt the one who made it read the info assholes

[chorgon457]

you emo kids are fags... not the girls, theyyre hotness when they arentt whiney but the guys go fuckin die

[kissymelissa]

oh by the way theres a difference between scene girls and emo girls. scene girls are normally alot more colourful and happier but we are on the same sort of wave link if you know what i mean :)

[DragonForceForever93]

You mother fuckers...

[XEmo4LifeX1]

Wow I would luv to curbstop these lil fuckers :)

[VictoriaKrueger1428]

Their just jealous because emo boys are hotter than them :P

[RedJacketCapcomKid]

If these guys really patroled emos I would be in some deep s**t then again I don't know if they would hunt down girl emos they'll probally confuse me with a goth chick

[kissymelissa]

dont worry. boys normally dont like emo boys because they think their pussies but emo girls are safe :) lol

[tippy194]

emo kids can shed there hair lol

[xxLethargicLindsayxx]

this was sooo cool make more!!!

[xxbloodxbeastxx]

omg funny

[metasquier]

xxbloodxbeastxx? OMG ITS AN EMO!!! GET HIM GET HIM GET HIM!!!

[kissymelissa]

he could be scene though theres to many different groups of people lol

[pedanticromantic]

emo girls are hot, emo guys are just silly.

[kissymelissa]

lol im going bowling with some emo boys next saturday lol xD

[wtfalgie]

PUT YOUR TEETH ON THE FUCKING CURB

[popgoesaweezel]

.-. Why the fuck are you all being assholes and bashing on everyone's music choice? Just enjoy the fucking video jeezuz!

[skittlesrock6]

OMG

" Hes running like a fairy! Hes running like a fairy!"

[bleetoth]

umm to u all who got butt hurt bout this video,first of all its a youtube video,if you take it seriously then ur the ones who have no sence of humor nor lives,and second its not like its real or anything.

[bleetoth]

fucking awesome

[OHxSOxGOOD]

Emo kids dont hurt anyone i dont see why everyone does. Almost more than half of my friends are emos and i dont see what the big deal is

[muffinman745]

This Video Is So Funny XD

[Soreanol]

It's funny 'cause most emos nowadays are girls. I've seen some guys, too, but not very often.

This video is hilarious. I think emos should get a life. Why would you want to look like that? It's one of life's mysteries.

[psychosocialidiot1]

sweet ass hurse

[shananaginsTV]

Hey fuck all u haters, emos don't do shit to hurt u but u bash them all the time. what the fuck is ur problems, so kiss my ass u cock suckers and go get a life.

[EmoChics09]

i feel the same way...thanks for making this point clear :) cuz emo ppl dont do anything wrong and ppl hate them for no reason...we r all humans and nobody is the same so all the haters should just get on with their lives

[koroxlover]

no i hate this vid

[DrkJkr666]

VirgVirgg and NELLIELuvzTHEREV

your probably just both emo kids go hold hands and help cut eachother

do me a favor go play in traffic

[NELLIEluvzTHEREV]

ok number 1, i have never cut myself.... never will, and number 2... do you really think im dumb enough to play in traffic?

obviously your 1 of the people that think your hard, i hope you go up to someone 1 day acting all hard stuff and then that person puts you in hospital, its what you deserve

[DrkJkr666]

u further prove my point Jr. and

for acting hard?

hahah look at ur reply Kiddo ur being a bit hipercritacle there

send me a flame back it will only make me laugh harder than ur first reply wanna know why?

good question its cuz ur a joke kid if u think ur Kwl cuz u listen to BFMV and Billy Talent then u only make my laugh harder listen to some real metal not non of the Screamo-Cut-My-wrist Bullshit have fun in the dark corner u put ur self in. Learn it, Love it, Live it. Pce

[NELLIEluvzTHEREV]

ok yeah that was a crap come back at you lol, so wat if i like to listen to bfmv and billy talent, as long as it aint mcr. your got your music and i got mine, so lets just stop being dicks to each other.

[kmcm1089]

wtf?!?!?!?!!!?!

[virgvirgg]

ahh i hate ppl like this fucken lozers

[gabeuttsecks]

yep they're most def. chavs, i see people with hair like that all the time. maybe you should get over yourself and get that noone wants to hear your sobs of how much your life sucks, and you couldn't get the new fred shirt at hot topic

[BeLikeBelial]

I want that hurse

[Atrumus]

No one gives a flying fuck how you feel.

[gabeuttsecks]

nice grammar. " it just really takes the piss," - please explain that sentence fragment, Because I really don't understand it. Hopefully you feel less emo, because frankly i don't care about you, i don't know you nor care to, and I am sure many people can agree with that.

[mysexyspongebob08]

love your hair!

[shimmerotter]

nice hair xD

[Stonesourepower]

For all of you people out there. FUCK HOLISET. FUCK JOCKS FUCK EMOS FUCK PREPS, FUCK NERDS, chill the fuck yout its just a vidio.

[brandyandkoko]

wtf u ppl that make this vid u asses there is nothing wrong with emos !

they are (some) nice people!!

[scenequeenbblgmpop01]

whoever made this has got to be the most retarded you obviously have no heart at all you sick bastards fuck your asses emo kids are not stupid and they have a hell of a lot more compassion than your ass ever will you guys look down on us and make stupid little vidoes like this when honestly the only thing that your proving is that your all immature little bitches honestly we have a way better view of life when all you see is yourselves and you think your better than everyone who has problems FU

[s2xtreme4u]

the most retarded... the most retarded what? haha

[BuriedALie1993]

gotta agree with you, if people want to be the way they feel then let them, i mean is it really hurting anyone??

[BuriedALie1993]

this video is just retarded, whats wrong with emo????

[kingevil51]

sydsourdough you talk to much.

And the vid's just fucked up. Hateing on someone because their emo..

[SUFgonad]

Fuck emo.

:)

[sydsourdough]

and so when real punks or other people who understand that Hot Topic while different from the majority of 'preps', is no more individual than people who buy from Old Navy or Tillys becuz its the SAME CLOTHING that can be found ANYWHERE in the nation, it is sometimes hard to not get upset by the amount of money being wasted on accesories to be 'individual' when all you have to do is be yourself and not let some dumb stereotype or fashion trend control you, your money, and your mind.

[sydsourdough]

and by saying the punk subculture, what i mean is that a lot of truely individual ideas that came from punk rock (which isn't my chemical romance or the used or those kind of bands) (not saying they are bad i like both) are being sold in Hot Topics everywhere and then people ('emo') buy them, making what used to be 'punk'; which stood/stands for something, it is being made into a fashion and adopted by the 'emo' subculture.

[sydsourdough]

So instead of being an individual and decorating ur own clothes, and doing ur own thing you are giving ur money to a corporation that makes money of exploited subculture (punk) which also makes a lot of people mad.

[sydsourdough]

The stereotypical 'emo' kid irritates a lot of people #1 because being 'emo' from an 'emo's' point of view can be seen as being individual, different from the crowd. Why that doesn't work: while buying from Goodwill stores might ensure some individuality cuz u can buy anything n everything there, buying exclusively from Hot Topic or other popular chain stores isn't being an individual cuz you can buy the same pair of checkered tight-fitting pants from ANY Hot Topic ANYWHERE in the USA.

[sydsourdough]

To all the people who say this video is hating on people because they are different, you have to understand that the 'emo' in this video is the stereotype and not people who dress normal but are 'emo' as in being depressed.

[MetReigns478]

haha there driving a hearse. WTF Lol!!

[TheSorrowCesar]

wtf thts fuck up just because there emo

[XdropdeadSC3N3]

btw, WHAT THE HELL is on his head?

[XdropdeadSC3N3]

i'm not emo, but WHAT, THE. FUCK. you don't beat the shit out of someone because they're different? fuck you.

[sophiie68a]

Lame .

[catluver35]

im not emo but hating people just cuz they're emo is just wrong

[shumped]

no it's not.

[ballsacktyrant]

actually, not everybody needs to like every single person on the earth even though jesus intended us to, people are racist to asians, black people, and more races. I hate my brother because of his personality and his weight but its not wrong. People hate me because im prep, but i dont care. Just ignore hatin

[catluver35]

true but for me wat counts is their personality.i wouldnt really care on how they look.but oh well.just a opinion.:)

[tehrenoxis]

two mistakes in one patrol agent helm, great example for the rook...

[Supperflywhiteguy]

"ya go to put your move on, it turns around, its a little fairy boy..." hahaha

[smokingbandit67]

k why are they associating misfits with the fucking emo subculture?

the misfits are not emo what so ever. how is killing babies and raping mothers emo at all? they don't have a single love ballet on all their albums, its always about monsters, killing people and ghoulish things. not to mention they are from the late 70's and died in 1983. Not to be mistaken with the lame ass misfits that popped up around the 90's.

[griselda12344321]

i know the old misfits are way better and they are not emo