Jimmy Johnson Rant

[SuperPatch88]

The Cowboys havent been good since Jimmy left!!!

[jiminberkeley]

Now he sells boner pills.

[spellgrounds]

Jimmy Johnson you are a super-tool !

hsssssss

[foxnewsfanify]

Sounds good. I'll give my right one, but he isn't coming back.....he and Jerry are on good terms, he is close, very good friends, with Aikman..and he is very happy. I'm just glad we get to see him on Fox, rooting openly for the Cowboys. It's great. No more tension from our beloved Coach. Jimmy Jumpup...just great. The Best. Period. Semper Fi.

[sexiAlex09]

miss this dude

[enjoyitbro]

Wade Phillips was more concerened about being their friend instead of being their coach

[24Lancelot]

LMAO! It's funny he talks about discipline. What college did he coach again that lacked discipline and he loved it?

[MasterMik332]

LOL the cowboys need somebody like this, but for now You guys can keep taking it up the ass from the Eagles in that NFC East.

GBPack12forLife.

[thatboyhov]

love how he's still so passionate about the boys

[lorenzodemedici1]

The 2nd greatest Cowboys HC after Landry.

[RonBoy28]

That was Jimmy Johnson, the coach.

[TheArchJuggler]

fucking gay



[bissoc14]

I want to see jimmy back in Miami, fuck dallas. Thats no fun, Miami was great times. He would dominate the college football world.

[edgecombe74]

Until a coach like Jimmy returns as head coach of the Cowboys, and Jerry Jones keeps his nose out of football - Dallas will NEVER make it to the Super Bowl ever again. That's a fact fo sho!!

[possumtail]

You're right Jimmy, you can't have a relaxed atmosphere when your coaching in a league full of 25 to 33 year old KIDS....Classless punks.

This league is a farce and has been for some time. From the Fun Bunch in 82, to Leon Lett in SB 27, to Deion Sanders type fools, to today adolescents.....its pathetic. At least Duane Thomas kept his mouth shut

[coco4cocopuffs982]

@DEATH2FAGS4eva

well then don't say your an oilers fan u dumbass.U dont even make sense cocksucking cock sucker?

DUMBASS! I guess Eagle fans really are ignorant.

[coco4cocopuffs982]

@DEATH2FAGS4eva

well then go back to the 90's because the oilers don't exist anymore, or i suggest to become a titan or texan fan.

[coco4cocopuffs982]

@DEATH2FAGS4eva

so r u an eagles fan?

[coco4cocopuffs982]

@DEATH2FAGS4eva

Well you would know right?

[coco4cocopuffs982]

@DEATH2FAGS4eva

i heard you bought one 

[godanselmo]

nice rug Jimmy

[Pantherizer]

Fox needs more of this, to much bullshit on this show to be called analysis, footballs not a joking matter

[kimv020887]

@Pantherizer same for CBS, they should do

serious analysis. CBS, please tell Shannon Sharpe

to tone down his jokes and follow Jimmy Johnson.

[jarteaga87]

Im willing to sacrifice myself for him to come back Dallas...

[bigtrilla817]

i can tell by this, that jimmy still has feelings for the cowboys, good thing is Jason garret is the coach now and he played quarterback for the cowboys when jimmy was the coach.

[isaaksa]

@dmreeoogdaq

[dmreeoogdaq]

Jerry Jones, offer Jimmie Johnson whatever he wants. Please don't be another Al Davis. Just dance with the coach that brought you. JIMMIE JOHNSON NOW! Jason Garrett is just more of the same.

[CoolasIce2]

Jimmy, go take your penis pills and jerk off.

[qukarlz]

lolololol

[prod1gy3000]

Jimmy broke hearts in a lot of cities. The University of Miami and the Dallas Cowboys still miss him tons.

[invincibleironman3]

Jimmy...gotta love it!!!! Dallas has never been the same since you left. J.J., nine words..Im sorry...I apologize..I never shouldve took control"

[jpace4revolution]

rants like this is nothing for Jimmy....YOu should see him after 7 heinekens....And that why Jerry fired his candy ass! I miss Barry

[emantabrizi]

@jpace4revolution ... I miss Barry Sanders, too.

[nicksoliz92]

we wouldve won 4 straight superbowls if jimmy wouldve stayed are coach:(

[jFizzlfication]

damn it jimmy johnson got voted out of survivor. Oh well his football legacy is still spectacular!!!

[dukenthaylor]

You know Jimmy took his limp wrist home and PUNISHED his boyfriend's asshole! LMMFAO!

[dukenthaylor]

0:17 - What you mean "WE", tanface? LOL!

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Don't you just LOVE how Jimmy loses HIS cool (AND HIS ANALYST'S OBJECTIVITY)...in his argument about how others shouldn't lose THEIRS???! HILARIOUS!

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BUT, to Jimmy's credit, Jerry Jones DOES suck! "WE" know why Jimmy left Dallas. What "WE" know is why Jerry Jones gets in his own way. It's his money, and he'll cry if he wants to! But enough complaining! After all, I AM A REDSKINS FAN! GO, JERRY! WORK THAT RELAXED ATMOSPHERE! WORK IT! OWN IT! XD

[emantabrizi]

If it weren't for Jerry Jones' ego, Coach Johnson would have won four straight Super Bowls with the Cowboys. Such a shame!

[tibora13]

Mane why isn't Jimmy Jo the cowboys coach?

[TheTheMagicMan94]

cowboys suck dick

[somebodyquiet]

Jimmy is a Cowboy to the end

[tyrehd]

we cant go out there AND LOSE OUR COOL!!! lololol

[sanjacraven36]

I wish Jimmy would come back!

[edgurrr]

jimmy needs that extenze to keep him happy!

[jpmaximus1]

Wow jimmy is pissed!

[cinestarz2]

he still has a thing for dallas...i know it...i wouldnt mind having him come back to the cowboys

[cinestarz2]

jimmy johnson should be the owner...not jerry jones...jerry is a curse

[godanselmo]

nice wig

[tigerhawk24]

The man is an idiot and favors southern football teams exp. Iowa vs. GT game

[ucscoper]

You gotta love Jimmy J! Can we get a team full of guys with this passion.. One only wonders how many championships the Cowboys would have won in the 90s! Guy was an absolute stud as a coach. Wish he and Jerry could have maintained their relationship for the good of the team.....

I'd take Jimmy back in a heartbeat to coach the team again...

[bfuenz]

My favorite coach of all time, College and Pro, Jimmy Johnson

[mannster23]

Dallas Cowboys the most undisciplined team in the NFL. Well OK, maybe the Raiders. But the Cowboys are a close second.

[freshprince512]

i' d give my left nut for Jimmy to return to Dallas

[DABOYSGONACRUSHDEM]

@freshprince512 and I would give my right nut for him to return to BIG-D!

[madeinamerica650]

HAHAHA Yea Jimmy Johnson is a great coach, but Wade phillips aint a bad coach. Wade has the highest winning % of all cowboy coaches....

[SFFOOL76]

I'm not a cowboys fan at all, however I would take Jimmy Johnson over Wade in a hearbeat.

[madeinamerica650]

I think I would too, but Wade philips is not a bad coach, and so many people give him crap.......

Like I said earlier he has the highest winning % of any cowboy coach, so by that measure he is doing a good job.

[SFFOOL76]

As a bitter Eagles fan, he out coached Any Reid the two games they played to end the Eagles season.

I agree that he has been a decent coach over the years, every team he has coached has made the playoffs.

[lisalisa817]

@freshprince512 amen babe <3

[hyeinla]

@freshprince512 And I would give my right one.

[KiedisMan]

@freshprince512 why your left?

[txmexcan]

Ok then maybe we trade Romo for Quincy Carter when he makes parole.

[Shadofx]

Jimmy with the pasion..damn..Maybe that was a interview to come back to big D!!

[forman208]

Wow, it looks like Jimmy can still be a coach in this league. I guarantee fat fuck Phillips didn't say anything close to that

[nateballs1]

As a Cowboys fan, I still miss Jimmy so much...

[emantabrizi]

@nateballs1 ... Jimmy's Cowboys would have won five Super Bowls in a row.

[IvanDaTerror]

@nateballs1  Jimmy come back home.

[qukarlz]

it's funny that wade phillips probably wasn't pissed at all @ halftime

[JR08620]

HOW MUCH VO5 DOES HE USE?

[tallsmile28]

If jimmy stayed as coach of the cowboys we would have won 5 sb in the nineties.

[nebulae87]

I love it how he's pissed off at wade phillips teddy bear ass. The guy is a panzy. I wish they could get jon gruden :( Except jerry's ego wouldnt allow to have somebody so dominant as a head coach. Which is probably why he hires fuckin fluffy care bears to coach these teams :( we need some damn fire and balls on this team!!! Bill parcells brought that....but again, i bet jerry's ego is what shooed away parcells too :( Jerry jones is worse than al davis.

[tallsmile28]

At least jerry will spend for talent.

[usamericanz]

i dunno - the cowboys have had tyrant coaches like parcells and teddy bears like wade, but the 'pokes still can't get past the first playoff game. it's like dallas is cursed or something. losing on opening day to the giants in their own brand new house? WTF? as a cowboys fan, i wonder if maybe it's less the coaches' fault and just the simple fact that we don't have the talent right now to get to the Superbowl. romo has turned out to be mediocre; roy williams, wtf? thank god for miles austin.

[nebulae87]

romo mediocre?? He's broken pretty much every cowboy record for qb, he's been in elite company since he started...he plays amazing....i dont know what you're talking about!!! I mean if you wanna throw the whole december melt down thing, go ahead. But from what i remember, the cowboys sucked in december way before tony even had a chance to start. So its not like when he came in, the cowboys all of a sudden suck in december. Not even close. I love the guy. Without him, the offense would be shit.

[usamericanz]

if romo were half as good as you say, he'd have one at least one playoff game by now. he's a tier 2 QB, and will never ascend above mediocrity until he wins in January. i don't 'dislike' romo, btw - i think he's a good guy and at times he's shown flashes of brilliance. but he's got a monkey on his back, and that monkey is losing playoff games. i will say this - lately, romo has played very well. no interceptions in the last 3 games, and that bodes well for romo and the team.

[cinestarz2]

@usamericanz do you still feel that way about tony romo after this season??

[usamericanz]

cinestar, I love my cCowboys, but I was spoiled by Troy, Emmit and Michael who actually won Superbowls in the 90's....so the way I feel about Tony Romo right now is that i'm glad he finally won ONE playoff game, but that ain't good enough. the Cowboys should be winning Superbowls...with the talent they have, there is no reason why they couldn't have at least gone deeper into the playoffs.

[FistsOfFury21]

Jimmy come back to the Cowboys we need you!

[thatboyhov]

bring jimmy back to dallas

[MrZebbz]

i love when he says "we cant lose our cool" while hes shouting and his face turns red with his hair about to fly off

[elmolewis9]

best nfl coach of all time? please. he promised the world when he coached the dolphins and failed to draft an explosive back to compliment one of the best quarterbacks this game has seen

[timesplitx]

he took a 1 and 15 team and turned it in to the most dominant team ever

[timesplitx]

best nfl coach of all time

[CSFLChampion]

he was absolutely right

[skgchiefs]

lol he thinks he's still the coach,damn thats great

[jarteaga87]

COME BACK JIMMY!!!!

[izzyg79]

Tell it like it is Jimmy, we are with ya!!

[MikeBannShow]

jerry jones a dumb shit cuz wade phillips is prolly the worst coach ever for lettin tony romo start cuz he cant win any big games and wade let the owens situation go on to far and he has no control of that locker room and they will never win a playoff game cuz romo will just chock like he always does

[hlev123]

im sure they would be much better with Brad Johnson at QB? Drew Bledsoe? Brooks Bollinger? Kitna? Tits McGee? Seriously go away clown Romo has played in only two playoff games. It took Peyton Manning 5!!!!!

[MikeBannShow]

they would be better with any of those qbs and they need a new coach cuz wade phillips is prolly the worst coach in the league

[hlev123]

Wade Phillips is a terrible coach. But that first statement is just ridiculous. Can you please explain why Brad Johnson would be a better QB than Romo lol

[MikeBannShow]

he makes better decisions. at the end of games romo makes way to many mistakes and brad johnson wasent gonna give u the stats that romo does but i think romo chocks under pressure

[hlev123]

even though he has only played in 2 playoff games, it took peyton manning 5 to win one, funny considering it wasnt romo who choked in the Giants game too

[MikeBannShow]

he didnt throw that int. at the end?

[hlev123]

how many QB's are going to make a 4th and 15 with like 9 seconds to go, it was picked off by a freakin nickelback lol. The only thing any QB can do there is just throw it up and hope. Tom Brady and Manning would make that play once out of 10 times

[foureleven666]

Jimmy Johnson come back to coaching! Preferably the COWBOYS!

[hlev123]

I remember the Bradie Jamies penalty, BRandon Jacobs flopped like that bitch that he is. Little pussy for such a big guy. All he does is talk shit.

[BladeRunner2681]

Fuck a Brandon Jacobs....I can't wait until that big overgrown bitch gets hammered at the new stadium. That silly overgrown bitch can't ever stay healthy...always whining about his knees...Go Cowboys!!

[100spurs]

but he never got hammered hahaha GO Giants

[BladeRunner2681]

No he just didn't do anything at all...but don't worry the rematch will be coming up soon enough...still time to make Jacobs scream like the overrated pansy he is.

[hancoale1]

Jimmy Johnson is a compete blowhard, read "boys will be boys" and you will see why

[BIGGAHITZ]

Maybe so, but he is absolutely right on this point.

[360whiplash]

Jerry Jones needs to put his stupid ego aside and bury the hatchet with Jimmy and bring him back as coach. When Jimmy was the coach he always had the team well disciplined and ready to play. Wade Phillips uses the laid back approach and it reflects on the whole team and that's why he can never win a playoff game.

[hlev123]

you do realize jimmy was going to leave anyway? He never stayed anywhere that long look at his career. And besides, Jimmy has said many many times he doesnt want to coach again, besides hes way to old to coach at this point. Mike Shanahan would be the perfect fit.

[360whiplash]

The Cowboys were never the same after Jimmy left.

[R8erNation636]

Attention foreigners; do NOT try and learn English from Jimmy Johnson. You will only confuse yourselves.

[grinningchicken]

The cowboys will never rise again Jerry Jones wants someone kiss his ring not to lead the team.

[DebbieJane59]

haha

[sampson7858]

they need to give Jimmy back the job

[skinsfan596]

i hate the cowboys but jimmy johnson is the man

[wds777]

Would love to see jimmy have just five minutes with Romo, remember it was Jimmy who said football &woment don`t mix....

[PhatFarm60]

I doubt even Belichick could right the ship at Valley Ranch

[MrCosio]

Belichick is a lowsy coach, if the talent in NE were not there he'd be working for NFL Network right now

[antwhezzy]

We need Jimmy Johnson back as our head coach

[cowboy80fan]

I feel the same way. Unfortunately it won't happen. Jerry still likes to have control and Jimmy has said he is not going to coach again. We need Shanahan or Holmgren in 2010. Wade is on his way out after 2009. We got rid of Pacman, now it's time to release T.O.

[antwhezzy]

I agree, we need a coach who can install some discipline into the team.

[HipHopHonors27]

Ahahahahahaha! Dallas Sucks now! Let it go Cowboy fans! I absolutely love seeing this every year! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahah­aha!

[Voudim]

Did you know you cant say "i sucked this year"

they beap out the sucked on espn...

[pontiacguy20025]

COWBOYS BRING BACK JIMMY!!!!!

[rhettrongun]

I agree. Unfortunately I don't think the Cowboys will ever get another good coach like him until Jerry decides to step back. Imagine if they still had Bill Parcels at the helm. I've got figure they would have faired better this season than that travesty against the Eagles.

[SPACECADET2U]

Jimmy wants a new job...

[BIGGAHITZ]

Wow, JJ needs to back to coaching. Jones would never hire him back though. Those two egos are too big for Dallas.

[txmexcan]

The cowboys need you more than ever Jimmy. Next year would be perfect with the new stadium and all. Wade Phillips can stay on as defensive coordinator. Jason Garrett as offensive coordinator. T.O. GETS THE HELL OUTTA TOWN! Think about it Jerry Jones because this season is over.

[jbaseball7]

GOD how I miss Jimmy Johnson and the good old days! This Cowboys team would get their shit together with him at the helm.

Wade needs to go!

[brickcity326]

i wonder who he was rooting for lol

[dmreeoogdaq]

Hairweave, you're not the only one, my friend.

[hairweave31]

I pray every night that jimmy johnson will come back to coach dallas

[tracyterry]

who is this freak?

[Kako9482]

I think Jimmy thinks he's still the Coach when he says "we". A funny rant though.

[TheUnleashedForce]

In the words of Jimmy Johnson:

[this team] is gonna lose.

[InfoCzar]

5yrears 50millon bring back Jimmy. He can come in with the same coaching staff except defense. Jusrt in time for new stadium

[cowboysrnumba1]

LOL

"We've come too far! Alright, We gotta KEEP OUR COMPOSURE!"

[nawfdallas972]

I wish Jimmy never left. What a great coach. He's right Wade is too soft on the team.

[Calikushsmokin]

Hahaha gotta love JIMMY.. he's the best...How bout' them COWBOYS!

[tromo9]

he does still love dallas i would love to have him coach again

[westlakecowboy]

jimmy still loves the cowboys.

[AICMasta]

Switzer basically won the Ship in 1995 with Jimmy's players...He was a good coach..

[UGLYSTIKCOLIN]

he was a great coach, but it certainly made his job that much easier having the talent he had.

[twfownerman]

he drafted that talent and coached them into a great team

[philanderadriaan]

00:18

his signature hand signal lol

[UGLYSTIKCOLIN]

jimmy's an idiot, he won cause he a great d and 3 H.O.F players on offense. He went to Miami and guaranteed a super bowl win and well. that didn't happen.

[AICMasta]

idiots dont win Superbowls...You dont go from 1-15 to 13-3 and 12-4 with 3 players...He built a great team in Dlass from assistant coaches to special teams players...

[ftworthxxx]

And I assume that you must also think Chuck Noll, Vince Lombardi, John Madden, Bill Walsh, Tom Landry, Bill Parcells, Mike Ditka, and Don Shula were also idiots because they too were blessed with great players.

[UGLYSTIKCOLIN]

no, but jimmy got really cocky when he went to miami and realized how special of teams he had in dallas and in florida.

[SuperDroogie187]

Then how do you explain his success at The U?

[hot2warm]

Jimmy was saddled with an old washed-up Dan Marino that he couldn't get rid of because of Wayne Huizenga. If Jimmy could have brought in his own QB of choice instead of having to try to work in a system with that dead-armed statue Marino, he could easily have turned that team around.

[bskingkong]

sure pal, that team was damned Marino was a great passer...he was his only hope

[Kako9482]

I'm a Dallas fan and Jimmy was in it for the money when it came to the Dolphins. Marino was still great during those years. It just happened that the Jags ended both of their careers.

[philanderadriaan]

he dont take shit out of no one!

[hoosierlooker]

Seen that look a few times. Bottom line, the guy won and deserves to be in Canton.

[RedFoxAce]

Dallas needs Jimmy back as coach.

[jacko39]

haha, that jimmy johnson.

[Turppa21]

Bradie james didnt even barely touch Jacobs, Jacobs is a pussy!

[f2productions]

lol @ Jimmy Johnson...

I hate the guy because I'm a Giants fan, but I respect the hell out of hiim.. He's a no BS guy.

[BartmanMC]

I like listening to Fox halftime, these guys are so entertating.

[TexarkanaBraveheart]

This Guy is teh only Coach of the Cowboys Since Landry that meant anything.he was heart and soul and Jerry Jones fucked it up and now its going 12 years without a playoff win

[tehboogieman]

agreed

[4x3lhunt3r]

Jimmy owns. THe comments about our secondary are right. Roy williams flat out sucks lately.

[DallasCowboyfan139O]

I respect with Jimmy did while he was here, but i don't like him personally.

[aka501z]

you are a cowboy fan, but didn't like coach Jimmy, then liked what he did, and publically claimed it here. OK its your choice. just curious, what do you want from cowboys?

[xxchinookxx]

Jimmy is right, he helped Dallas win 2 SuperBowls with his methods and technique and Phillips hasn't done shit yet.But I wish someone would DOG the Cowboy secondary because they play like shit.They play like their stupid and a good secondary won't allow many points in a game......Roy Williams can't cover,Newman can't tackle, Hemlin is dumb...I could go on.Dallas needs talent in the secondary like Primetime,Waters, Harris,Walls etc.

[DallasCowboyfan139O]

Agreed, Roy won't do shit. Austin can't even return a ball right (who the fuck gets tackled by the kicker?) Romo just seems to have his heads in the clouds. They better pull there shit together, january is getting close. It's go time. Remeber people, this is the NFL, all professional teams! Anyone can beat anyone in this league!

[bobcaygeonfrench]

Jimmy's methods and technique? bullshit, How about Jimmy's players.

[22steve5150]

can any of you imagine what he said to leon lett after he fucked up and cost the cowboys a win against miami on thanksgiving? "what the fuck is wrong with you??!!!!!!!"

[funkywhite]

Love it! Made me think what it would have been like playing for him when he was a coach and getting chewed out! Wow!

[ilovedallascowboys]

jimmy johnson still loves the cowboys how could he not did u hear kurt (the black guy) laughing

[stothep]

<3 jj

[zach644us]

Jimmys still a cowboy a heart