iJustine 2: Electric Boogaloo

[iguanasbecool]

I don't really care for Justine either, and this was funny until the end. But you can't stereotype youtubers like that. Well you can, but you shouldnt. They aren't all as bad as her. But I understand what you mean...

[SirZidane]

here's a good question:

iJustine or Wheatley's Turret Cubes

who is more stupid?

[sheepseaexplorer]

@SirZidane iJustine.

[devlinblue97]

i actually think that people watch other people who suck so the can think to themselves i`m not nearly as bad as this person so that they can feel good about themselves

[DrTheKay]

The latter half revelation killed me inside...

[Riceboy569]

My heart broke at the end of the rant towards the latter half of this video.

Reality is harsh.

[SirSpuirrel]

6:07

iJustine: Blah blah blah

Wheatley: Shut up

[DrTheKay]

BUT FUCK...THAT....NOTION

[GreenGem24]

Fucking shameful

[TheBelieveit1]

*bro hugs foreverpandering* i know that feel bro

[Kolbatsu]

wait did Wheatley tell ijustine to shut up or the core reactor?

[LolVermillion]

Aw, man, I came here to laugh, but man.......don't dance in front of a store for attention, don't be an attention whore, you actually have talent!

[Eidlones]

ijustine is the Wheatley of youtube.

[pvtmartijn]

@Eidlones Just alot less funny :( And I mean alot.

[Bushy51]

Not only do I love your videos, sir, the cherry on top of this specific one is the Route 1 music from Pokemon. Thank you. <3

[Astrixone]

Are you sure you are not a voice actor? you remind me of cicero from Skyrim

[onedOLlarDuDE]

@Astrixone

I was struggling trying to think why he sounded so familiar but now I know! thanx :D

[envisioner007]

i might have been half asleep and drunk most of my first play though of this game but it was great game still xD. an i found most of the hidden things an loved the jokes.

[111grngoblin111]

i wish i had tits and a vagina. i would be so popular

[envisioner007]

@111grngoblin111 i wish i had big boobs. mine are so small...

[ErrolSOConner]

You just ruined a great childhood pokémon song for me...now when I hear it, I'll think of her stupidity and rage. RAGE WITH THE INTENSITY OF 1000 WHITE SUNS!!!

[maryxtyphus]

Is it wrong that while watching this, I couldn't help but think this is what Kefka sounds like?

[TheSilverknighthawk]

Why? Why is she so stupid? She spent an entire minute solving a puzzle I solved in five seconds? Why pandering T_T, why?

Also, I will never watch any of her videos, only yours and others making fun of hers.

Thank you very much Pandering

[LtZaidejas]

Made me break my poker face. More please :3

[max547490]

Oh and I love the pokemon stadium music.

[max547490]

I would love to see you dance and sing in front of a pepsi machine.

[jenskeroro]

She's a fucking millionare, now isn't that depressing?

[newyoikmabsta]

She's an insult to humanity.

[GooseCinema]

whoa whoa whoa, what do you have against mike ross and gootecks?

[foreverpandering]

@GooseCinema Nothing. They're both amazing.

[GooseCinema]

@foreverpandering damn straight, keep up the videos btw. You are up there with my favorite youtube Vbloggers now.

[GDemon]

"Valve's release schedule..."

:(

[Gundamrules301]

Aren't almost all people stupid as f*ck on the internet? >.> <.<

[Weaseldood]

You'll always be popular to me, man. Always.

[SkemeKOS]

L.M.F.A.O!!!!!!! This is too good!

[jinbad]

Stop whining, show your garbage face on the tube and let us make funny videos about you.

Really.. Stop being a bitch.

From your dearest friend,

Eugene Lury

[C0rnholioo]

Dude, your voice is fucking awesome. You should be a voice actor!

[MusicDude10234]

Simply put....I want to kill her

[TripleTriadGuy]

Oh god bro. You got me. ;_;. Just keep your chin up. Chin up bro..

[unknown2022]

If you're not making any money off your voice there really isn't any justice in this world.

[Smoldymort]

awww, it's okay foreverpandering... we still llove you more than some empty-headed joke :)

[Cranaton]

i love your voice PLEASE start doing game reviews!!!

[BladedThesis]

To all the people who have been whining for the last few decades that gaming should be more accepted as a hobby by mainstream culture, and gamers shouldn't be stereotyped as antisocial geeks?

iJustine is proof you got what you wished for. Congratulations, we're living the dream now.

[Mr00Ted]

2011:

Alien ship receives a rogue wifi signal through a wormhole, and it contained ijustine's portal 2 playthrough.

the sheer retardation was like the black death to their species

it took them 50 years to track down the source of it, and their assault on the earth was brutal.

they skies were aflame with their weapons, the icecaps turned to vapour and the planet was made to stand still, destroying its orbit and putting it on a 3 month course directly toward the sun, which vaporized it.

[mord3030]

How did this braindead cunt get a job in video game journalism? I remember when females didn't have to whore themselves out to get noticed when writing for video games, they just had actual talent and writing ability.

Nowadays it seems all you need to do is either lick a PSP (ie. Chobot) or act like a dumb retarded whore xDDDDD DONT HIT ON ME U SILLY BOYS! gurrl gamer and you'll have hundreds of neckbeard basement dwellers clamouring for your clam.

[PrivatePikachu1]

Oh my god....that BRITISH accent!!

I would do anything for that accent!!

[DrakePegasus]

FP, you give me hope that I can accomplish my dream, despite all evidence to the contrary. Please never stop being absolutely fantastic.

[mhdarkage]

>Would you to dance infront of a coke machine?

Yes.

[EvillyAffable]

your voice is sexy

[SamGreenMedia]

Dance in front of a Coke machine please. It'll make me love you more. * wipes away tear*

[hansthegod]

You should get yourself some plastic surgery tits.

[TehGamingMofo]

Okay, think about it. Wheatley was programmed to be a moron. iJustine has a hard time trying to solve Wheatley's tests. Therefore, iJustine has a lower intelligence level than an android made to be stupid.

[b1bIs1337]

@TehGamingMofo I KNOW! XD. us gamer girls get suck a bad reputation!

[OmiPlus]

@TehGamingMofo Oh my god.

This is the greatest revelation.

[afterlifeavenger]

@TehGamingMofo What's even worse is that Wheatley is a product of the greatest minds of a generation working together to create the dumbest moron who ever lived.

IJustine is a NATURAL moron who happens to be dumber than the A.I. who was built by the smartest minds in the world who made the biggest idiot who ever lived.

[TehGamingMofo]

@afterlifeavenger What makes this even worse is that iJustine claims to be a gamer, therefore every other gamer, that knows of this atrocity, is ashamed to be classified with someone as incredibly stupid as her

[afterlifeavenger]

@TehGamingMofo She can claim it all she wants, but we all know (Especially with this example) that this is a lie. She knows absolutely nothing about being a gamer. She's an attention whore trying to comply to all manners of demographics. No one could and no one SHOULD group real gamers with her. It's atrocious to think that people do this, but those are the idiots you need to just weed out for yourself.

[TehGamingMofo]

@afterlifeavenger If ANYONE calls iJustine a talented person, 1) that statement is false and 2) that person does not know what talent is. The only two things that iJustine is talented at is being a fucking moron and being an attention whore. Unfortunately, both of those things are her money-makers.

[afterlifeavenger]

@TehGamingMofo IJustine is in no way a talented person. She IS as you and I have stated: A dumb bitch that tries to be an attention whore. But the worst part of it is that she may very well get a CAREER out of this! As Pandering has stated, he has a lot of talent. He has the potential to get a voice acting career. But he will never be as recognized as this perfect example of a deteriorating generation.

tl;dr Society rewards the idiots and blows off the talented.

[TehGamingMofo]

@afterlifeavenger It's so sad to know that that is completely true

[ninjasanin500]

oh my god. she gives us girls a BAD NAME!

[123killerbee]

@ninjasanin500 she gives us humans a bad name

[ninjasanin500]

@123killerbee uh yeah your right lol

[trevb0MG]

I facepalmed so damn badly at iJustine's idiocy that I gave myself bruises. I have only played this game once for 5 hours straight and I could figure out how to complete these puzzles in 5 seconds

[jamesbob006]

OH GOD! I'm yelling at my computer!

[gannucard]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU. MARRY ME. *notkidding*

[TheBelieveit1]

I know that feel bro.

[dear1337er]

oh man, your "FUCK. THAT. NOTION." is just pitch perfect

[Kanuuna]

Is that you, Cicero?

[ArzuChan]

Actually, Jenna is her sister I think. Problem solved.

[finnta8]

iJustine... just... just stop living

[gumbobadman]

God when they said chell suffered brain damage, I didn't think it was this bad D:

[AtomicShroomx]

She's dumber than Wheatley.

[faverstri]

Is this John Cleese talking?

[coolkitten432]

I hate my gender....

[simonpevideos]

I'd love to hear her tackle the ending of Inception.

[Pizzabiscuits]

Your voice...........is sex wrapped in chocolate.

[BuffyCheese]

I'd like to apologize on behalf of the entire female population for this bullshit

[hyousai]

I love how she talks about solving the test with her "muscular mind" just before that test that involves just pushing a single button.

[TwentyPercentLuck]

Where can i get the song you played in the background, the orchestral pokemon piece? It's epic.

[twinblademasta]

iJustine is popular because she's a retarded blond with average tits. 

[twinblademasta]

This video turned me gay and proud

[YayaIWin]

8:50 "What is that?"

YOU SAW THEM IN THE CAVE JOHNSON SECTION YOU FAKE BITCH.

[Purufufuru]

if she says badum-dum ONE MORE TIME.....!!!

[FredNote]

This video is seriously hilarious. This is my humor down to the bone.

[RJLupin6]

Pandering, someone came to a Toby vlog to say that "foreverpandering was right about toby". I looked you up to see what the hubbub was about and looked through all your videos to find the Toby reference. I found it... and all I can say is... I love you. I love Toby, too. But I love you just as much. Hold me...

[Hepathos]

jesus fuck, your voice just had sex with me.

[LeeTbeats]

Hey Pandering. Please don't giggle like a little girl again. I heard it in my nightmares.

[liag247]

@LeeTbeats I heard it in my sex dreams along with his screaming

[gguioa]

She moves the camera in such an erratic way... my head really hurts right now.

OR it might be her complete inability to solve tests. Also, I laughed a lot when she went full "don't ya tell me what to do" on the game.

[MegaChoco96]

we can mock ijustine but mocking toby crosses the line LOL

[FruitofWar]

I thought we loved you enough. -contributes +500 love-

[AtomicShroomx]

Oh god. Wheatley is smarter than this bimbo.

[mariofreak444]

he's not british....

[ConkerfanX]

I wish I had a voice like yours jesus

[HalotheCoolGuy]

Because we'll be togeth-

FUCK YOU IJUSTINE

[MattorMaybeSteve]

08:53

Not that it needed spelling out...

[BaraLostRose]

omg have i just clicked on spongebob or something? you sound like that little flea thing; plankton. xD love it.

[BlakeVIPKaZoMa]

I cried during your speech bro. ;w; respect.

[ShadowSam13]

Dear god, in the parts where you weren't talking watching this was almost unbearable.

[jossjoss40]

At 6:20+ smth did she just say "Muscular mind"....Fuck. That. Noise.

[DarknezzMadnezz]

LoLoL

I love your video comments dude... Keep it up.

[NightshadeDarkrai]

I'm listening to this whole video, beautifully voiced over by what sounds like a british host from one of those old television shows that starts with a man in an armchair holding a book or a pipe and sitting in front of a fire, and at the end I hear his actually voice.

Pandering = Talent

I love the way you analyze and tear apart the things that are just rubbish on youtube. It's refreshing to see that some people believe we should actually give a damn.

[okimas]

BUT.. FUCK... THAT.... NNNOTION..... NOOOOOOOOOO... NOOOOOOOO... NOOOOOOOOO,,,, YOU'RE WRONG.

[123killerbee]

i want to rip out your voice box and replace mine with it... make it happen

[Leoofmoon]

wait....she REALLY played that music.......oh god i weap for gaming...and LP's

[ahschornjesus]

i... i dont like girls anymore

[xTouchMeh]

"Bitch, get back in the kitchen!" might have been anyone's reaction after watching her play... (Unless she's bad at that too :/ )

[ChristoMafesto]

Give this man a beer, I don't know how i found your channel.. but you sir have my /salute

[vilesamael]

@ChristoMafesto FP is 14 lulz :D

[Exhau]

I love you, pandering.

[raggamacka]

WHY DO THIS MAN DONT HAVE MORE VIEWS?!

[YYchrisYY]

You sound like Wesker =D

[StudioSloppy]

i kind of do want you to dance infront of a coke machine...

[TheMrMcquone]

I fucking love you. I lost you but I've found you again. Cant. Stop. Laughing.

[MrUrsudude]

What was the music in the last part?

[theonetrueiota]

Your vocal range is insane. I thought there was another person talking at a few points. 

[SilentlyVocal]

For some reason when you said "LOOK! IT'S A CHILD!" you reminded me of Perfect Cell.

Regardless, hilarious video xD I hate this bitch

[SolRosenberg84]

Her ability to completely miss any trace of genuine humor in the game is fucking aggrivating.

[Ledundeadv66]

I was actually excited to see Wheatley's intelligence versus hers. He nearly won. WITH A PUZZLE THAT SOLVED ITSELF.

[MegaKuph]

@bytePanther It'd be cool to have a less linear Portal game just in general, so it gives you more ways to finish puzzles anyway. I mean it'd be cool to see how other people finish puzzles in ways that may be completely different than your own. It'd feel a lot less restricted.

But hey, maybe it's just me feeling like that because I like sandbox games.

[Commentmit]

"When you're good at something you shouldn't do it for free" -The Joker-

iJustine, you just really don't get this quote.

[Seydaschu]

You should be the next Wheatley. You sound like him yelling at the frankencubes. "GET ON THE BUTTON!"

[Seydaschu]

@Seydaschu Actually, you'd make a perfect Rattman. Portal 3 is going to be about Rattman, and you're going to voice him.

[contrageehard]

You won my subscription. Have you thought of writing poetry? I think you'd be good at it.

[Toetoi]

You are beautiful.

[ioripl]

Pokemon Kanto Route 1 music <3

[StomachBug21]

Its one thing to watch this with the amazingly hysterical commentary but another to sit and watch it cold turkey. I thank you for putting yourself through this so that others like me can derive some sort of sad entertainment from these videos. Because that's what they are. Just really sad.

[lonewolfM16]

toby is quite a bit better than ij and more than anything he is actually hilarious. He is the only reason I paid any attention to ij.

[0Umbrakinetic0]

Gotta love the lobotomy reference in the description...

[TF549]

Wheatly, a character made to be a dumb ass, is smarter than her..... I am just...I don't know what to say

[michelvanhien]

you are bloody funny mate

[Lambchoppz]

Why did you stop talking? I can't stand this shit.

[CorporalPancakes]

There's actually a trophy/Achievement if you don't press the button!

[jenskeroro]

I put on translate and Mainly Ijustine translated to I just came XD

[ifnamous2]

your choice of music gives me a pokemon nostalgia boner

[wiitarded23]

i wish you would do this for all of her vids, would definitely be more entertaining, her ass is still on dead island.

[Andyman067]

it's like I'm really listening to a terrible wesker impersonator

[TheWriter0]

@Andyman067 COMPLETE. GLOBAL. FRUSTRATION.

[foreverpandering]

@shadowclock13 When you make money off of something, you deserve to be blasted for your "talent".

[shadowclock13]

@foreverpandering Oh, I get it.

[TheMaxVader]

@foreverpandering Actually, I gotta disagree with you there. She would have deserved it even if she didn't make a dime from all this. After all, if you go on the internet and want recognition and attention, you're going to have to deal with the deserved retribution you're gonna get for being an idiot (or whatever other flaw you might have). But of course there are a lot of whiny fucking bitches out there who call any negative reaction "trolling" or bashing". Anyway, keep being awesome.

[Superlagg]

@foreverpandering You may be disillusioned about the whole thing, but remember that she's a stupid dumb attention whore, she wont appreciate what she gets from what she does, she's a hollow pit of emotional bullshit and failed education, only really in it to fill that void in her being with the fleeting validation of view counts and comments. Sure she makes money, hobos can make money masturbating in preschools for donations. You may not have her easy ride, but you're not a whore in a bad way.

[shadowclock13]

@foreverpandering Look, I'm sorry I snapped like that. I had some things going on at that time and I realize I went a little too far there. Please don't have a bad opinion of me.

[JBlack459]

@shadowclock13 There's "not being good at a game" and then there's this shit...

[BedWetter321]

@shadowclock13 Refer to 9:03 - to 13:32

[Commentmit]

Thank you so much, she gets paid to be a moron and is only defended for her looks, the amount she contributes to the blonde stereotype is so generous...

[fastbreak333]

You'd make an excellent retsuprayer.

[MsAckAck]

Please do an LP or another mock of iJustine's videos. I'd love to hear your witty commentary.

[Luvil10]

10/20 bests peech ever, cruied laughed and decided to kill myself

Now ima ghost

thanks op she BOOO on dick and gazzles

[mrdaym]

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[piplupsingularity]

Inception reference FTW!

[joppe198]

in tobys defence he actually knows and does stuff about games for example the literals. while ijustine is the most retard "gamer" if she even can be called a gamer

[lonewolfM16]

@joppe198 agreed he may suck at gameing but he is still more logical than ij and he may have his der moments but for me and most of his other friends (judgeing by their praise and how they react to people saying toby sucks because he cant figure something out.) his commentary the entire time means I am willing to watch about 40 minutes of his commentary every day because it is never not hilarious.

[gustasirrom]

Reply to the description: Because atleast it's a hope of getting far away from the internet and iJustine.

[Insaniloids]

Your ending monologue actually nearly brought me to tears though, in all seriousness.

[Brakzias]

Dude. Your voice is like... perfect for reading classic literature. God damn.

[MrBiggles42]

I love you. I would touch your penis.

[NoLeftThumbs]

Man i love pretentious auties. Youtube is a brave new world huh

[Dickpenis1]

You > iJustine

[ItzAMindfreak]

@Dickpenis1 Anyone > iJustine

[WatzitmateV2]

@Dickpenis1 | Everything > iJustine

FTFY

[SKATEOUTTACOMPTON]

@Dickpenis1 Turd Pancakes > iJustine

[Atlasstock]

Every time she says "mr. eyeball" it makes me cringe. His fucking name shows up in the subtitles, retard.

[RinLockhart]

Your voice. Ah.

[joethehero2]

ijustine in a nutshell: YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!