Schaffer The Darklord - The Rappist

[LizTheLyre]

i want lyrics to this so bad.

[SolarPowerflashlite]

@LizTheLyre Well, my name is Schäffer and I'm here to say

I can rock the mic in the old school way

I got a funky sound

And right about now I'd like to break it down

Uh, uh, say "what"

[SolarPowerflashlite]

@LizTheLyre Don't call it hip-hop because it's really isn't If you listen it's similar but just a little different Rhythmically delivered lyrics over wicked beats Are the end of this and hip-hop's similarities 'Cause I don't bounce and I don't do rap hands See look at me I look like an ass, man No crew, no gin and juice I'm no Dr. Dre I'm more like Dr. Seuss I wouldn't use the word rapper it's rather inaccurate I do talk fast use rhyming words like immaculate

[SolarPowerflashlite]

@LizTheLyre Hubba Bubba bubble gum

Bubblelicious bubble yum

Rubber baby buggy bumpers, this is dumb

I don't rap about the ladies all or individuals

Or call my bitchin' about the world political

I don't send shout-outs I don't ever front

I just discuss a bunch of goofy stuff and say "what"

[SolarPowerflashlite]

@LizTheLyre I'm not the badest or the fastest or the phattest

My name is STD my people call me the rappist

I'm no rapper this isn't hip-hop

Call me the rappist and you don't stop

I'm not the badest or the fastest or the phattest

My name is STD my people call me the rappist

Everyone'll wonder what the booker was under when I come out and step to the mic

You were asking for a rapper, instead you got the rappist

And it happens that there's no one I'm like

Outta Sight

[SolarPowerflashlite]

@LizTheLyre I don't freestyle, I only write my words and I'm singin' it

To me wingin' it's for the birds

I often get asked too by non-rappin' band nerds

STD is the abbreviation for standard

GO

No DJ, no need for turntables

Just give me my box, a 58, and a cable

An on stage DI and some monitors, too

Get the reverb of my mix sound man, thank you

[SolarPowerflashlite]

@LizTheLyre And I don't play tough and say "Step the fuck back" What the fuck is that? That's not how I act I like to keep my audience close to the stage I'd you rather you stay than chased away when I play So where's Queens at? What? Where's Queens at? What? Dude let me show you on this street map It's right here over Roosevelt, across the East river That's enough of that crap I got some raps to deliver Ohhh

[SolarPowerflashlite]

@LizTheLyre Everybody, look at me

Who's he? He's STD

He's a geek, he's no MC

Just who the hell's he s'posed to be

And he's so, I dunno

I know he's no rapper and that's when I go

Ho-tel, Mo-tel, Holiday Inn

[SolarPowerflashlite]

@LizTheLyre Killer outta sight, it's the rappist delight

When goosebumps are jumpin' outta your skin, I win

I don't dance, never, not a god damn chance

I stand in the back clutching a cup in my stance

One hand in my pocket, head nodding, hunched over

Sippin' cheap, yellow beer, clear out before the show's over

[SolarPowerflashlite]

@LizTheLyre When a rapper says "throw your hands up" I don't

When a rapper says "make some noise" I won't

Bossing your audience is awfully pompous

So I'll never do it, that's the STD promise

I'll never battle rap or rap like I'm black

And I'll try to never lose sight of just where I'm at

Goddamnit!

And I'll never do that again

And by that I mean end a sentence with a preposition

[SolarPowerflashlite]

@LizTheLyre I got props for the real hip-hop Those who pop and lock to the beat of a boombox Who cock their Glocks and yell "Fuck the cops!" It's just not how I rock and I don't stop Everybody, look at me Who's he? He's STD He's a geek, he's no MC Just who the hell's he s'posed to be And he's so, I dunno I know he's no rapper and that's when I go

[SolarPowerflashlite]

@LizTheLyre Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge

And I'm tryin' not to lose my head

In the west, I'm the raddest, I'm the best, I'm the rappist

In the street I've not a drop of cred

I almost always write my rhymes on a page of 3 by 5 notebooks I buy at Rite Aid

And I like to write 'em with a Pilot Precise 5, rolling ball, black ink, and extra fine

I don't need a titular line

Stickin' to my themes and write original rhymes

[SolarPowerflashlite]

@LizTheLyre Indeed, I smoke weed, I rarely write without it

But I don't really feel that means I need to rap about it

I guess I often write song by my formula

Which is 3 verses followed by 3 choruses

But never open going "yo, yo!"

When I hear a rapper do that I go "oh, no!"

[SolarPowerflashlite]

@LizTheLyre Though I'm not implyin' that you don't know what you're doin'

But often times awful rhymes do ruin an otherwise fine insturmental

I think you should avoid ink and write with a pencil

And erase the parts that don't sound so hot

This'll all be covered in my workshop entitled "This is How to Write a Rhyme"

At least it's how to write it in a style that's mine

[SolarPowerflashlite]

@LizTheLyre Everybody, look at me Who's he? He's STD He's a geek, he's no MC Just who the hell's he s'posed to be And he's so, I dunno I know he's no rapper and that's when I go Oooh oooh That's the sound of the police but I really doubt they're coming for me Because I've done no crime, I'm just doin' my thing I'm the rappist known as STD

[SolarPowerflashlite]

@LizTheLyre Don't call it hip-hop because it really isn't

It's just a little different, did you listen as I did it

I just spit a mile a minute now I'll hit it 'n quit it

I'm only kiddin', you with it? You in it? You get it?

Well, I'm not the baddest or the fastest or the phattest

My name is STD my people call me the rappist

[SolarPowerflashlite]

@LizTheLyre Bass

How low can you go? Deathrow

What a brotha knows

This is the end of the track called "The Rappist"

And thanks for comin' out to the show

[LizTheLyre]

@SolarPowerflashlite duuuuude..... you win at life. thank you, i can now rap with the Rappist. the song that is...

[vakoester]

im a cat person. always wanted to write this song.

[xKILLJOYxSORROWSx]

*nerd-gasm* O.o

[TheRappists6996]

We are The Rappists.

[ShadowALIEN]

I like this.

That is all i can say actually.

[SocialSamuri]

@ShadowALIEN thank you for being the only one on this video without a stupid comment.

[TheGreatSimaChops]

std ftw