Kathy Griffin - My Life on the D List - Episode 2x04 Part 3/5

[JoeMacchiato]

"we spoke gay for a moment. i speak fluent gay."

[Aranel1200]

"to insure my status as favorite aunt, i made Jessica buy them gifts" im slain, im dead.

[livingdeadgrl18]

she's better than most little kids lol

[BonneNuitMySweet]

hahaha ahhhh fuck thats the perfect reasoning...

"i dont like children, i think they're selfish."

[Lemileant]

*dogs start fighting*

"That is not unlike the struggle within me between good and evil that goes on all day."

wooooahhh man, that's, like, soooooo deep

[KDVx3]

Johnny... oh my... he'd try the patience of a saint but atleast he understands what parents do - they really care and don't just buy you stuff...

Kudos to KG & Co. for not shipping that guy back, I'd've gone NUTS!!! Claire isn't so bad - she's a normal teenager.

There's just that sticky point between toddler and teenager to make it through, it sucks, and Johnny is right smack in the middle of it.

[matsuiadnoh818]

it's annoying how claire rolls her eyes all the time, acting like her aunt is lame something

[treemonster123]

johhny's red spot is satan's way of branding him as a minion of the underworld.

[treemonster123]

hahaha i love her comment about the Baghdad gay. that made my day

[PornStarKid90]

does kathy have a tattoo on her finger?

[comedygold24]

@PornStarKid90 Yes, that was her wedding ring.

[celticmoon2006]

@comedygold24 I didn't know she got a tattoo for a wedding ring. Wow, I'm glad she knows a good plastic surgeon then.

[LostSatelliteHeart]

"Claire is a.....big disappointment.she's nothing like me, she's caring,nurturing and she actually wants to cook dinner "LOL

"if Jp breaks anything.if claire is caught having sex downstairs, those would be bad,bad things" LOL

"oh god don't break the elevator my parent can never come back again"

[effingya]

Much love to Maggie and the puppies!!!!! So sweet

Wait, which one is Kathy?

lol just kidding! Love you Kathy!!!! Love from Texas!!! COME BACK SOON!!!!

[ammarios]

I really hope that she's just kidding and does not actually believe in the (VERY false) stereotype that all gay men must use words like 'girl' and act flamboyant and feminine. In fact, as a gay man, I have actually never met another gay man, effeminate or not, who talked like that. Maybe she has, but in my experiences, I haven't. Somehow I believe she knows this and it IS just part of a joke, because she's incredibly intelligent. Love her anyway!

[lkfredd]

@ammarios I think the soldier did that deliberately to make known that he is gay.

[brotmann86]

"I'm glad we spoke gay for a moment" cute :-))

[LeFresh5]

I fucking LOVE Claire!

[takenoprisoner42]

I hate kids too, that red-headed kid is the devil child, I would have him exorcised if I were you Kathy.

[vim92]

They bought him a silly string machine gun.... seriously.. that just SPELLS trouble. HA he dipped his face in the fountain XD

[sexybob987]

what happened to captain the dog?

[vim92]

@sexybob987

He got hit by a car =(

[bajankim]

@sexybob987 he got killed by a car she metions it in epis one of season 2

[garycalgary]

uhhhh probably not a good idea to show people where the safe is lol

[jonwithnoh08]

If Kathy has any eggs left, I would pay her insane amounts of money for them.... I'm gay and I want to make super-funny, redheaded super-babies... I would love a little mini-Kathy for a daughter!!!

[jonwithnoh08]

If Kathy Griffin has eggs left, I will pay her crazy amounts of money for them because I want to make amazingly funny, redhead super babies... I would love a little mini-Kathy for a daughter!!!

[Anthonick]

"if i accidentally get pregnant i'd definetily hv the baby and then give the baby to jessica " LMAOS HAHAHAHHAH "the gun is goin into the SAVE"

[crnavisnja]

are those roses from Rene Zelveger???

[MegaSayitlikeitis]

"god willing, i dont have an egg left"

[ILive4IdinaMenzel]

Just stick the kid in the safe. Lol.

[beergirl20]

"That is not unlike the struggle within me between good and evil that goes on all day." LOL

[dosi616]

okay JP is adorable and hilarious

[66kompis]

it must run in the family ...Her parents are hilarious and now the next generation....lol

[justatooby]

how about a kid with a birth mark

is that in kathy's vocab?

[justatooby]

kids are evil

[dizzin0nz]

every time pple ask when im gona have kids..i give sum quote from kathy....works every time!

[moonlily1]

you could do a drinking game for this show. you can take a shot every time she says -'here's why' or 'here's the thing'.

[andyleggett18]

OMG! I was just saying that to my friends earlier today! We're soooo gonna do it next time! haha

[moonlily1]

what kind of liquor are you gonna use? I hear maggie likes the hennessey.

[andyleggett18]

Why stop at one when you can mix several? ;D

[guitarboi85]

OMG i want that toy gun!

[jmacck]

0:36 tennis doesnt make sence hers why...

[ItsNicoleBitches]

"im 26 and im a prodigy...claire?"

"no comment!"

hahahha

[LuckyDestiny27]

"God willing I dont have an egg left" lol

[Purplie0o0Luu]

her hubby looks like he hates kids more than she does ..lolz

[rustedrainbow]

god that kid is annoying!

[marudell]

lol, i agree jack!

i need to study for my anthropology exam :O

[AFPismyhero]

"johnny. what are you doing?"....just walks away. best thing to do when it comes to 12 yr olds. lol

[jackfckntwist]

Darn I love you Kathy but I need to write my essay, I can't stop watching your show!

[kimperez2007]

i know it is... i have 2 exams at 8 & 9 and i cant stop watchin the show...

[uraddiction5]

i have my finals and i cant stop watching episodes lol

[raymeee]

LOL same here!

kathy would be proud D:

[CynicalHippie]

Holy crap, everyone who should be working is watching Kathy instead! I love it! I'm the same. Huge exams coming up in two days and I'm here. XD

[SondheimFanatic1]

@jackfckntwist SO TRUE/WONDERFUL!!!