If I'm lying, I'm flying (TSA)

[Kyoshon]

I had a great time my first time flying and it was delta airlines, SLC airport to Sea-Tac and get this I technically had explosives in my carry-on, accidently though, I was moving from Utah to Washington and I packed my laptop bag full of stuff which included so explosive fireworks, no problems though

[arcticwolfx8]

TSA are ass holes, only people who take jobs are power hungry doosh bags and pervs who like to feel up people including kids.

[KlayyJayy]

FELLING THE CONTOURS- LoL

[jessie1793]

Omgggggggg Swoozie!

[XSymbolisticX]

Makes me pissed to live in America.

Retarded police/fbi/tsa

[toric90]

lol  omg i love the prison break references

[808Roqstar]

snitch. i know she did wrong but her whole life is ruined because you where to lazy to plan a plan b if they did find your passport. now she is in jail lost her job never going to get another similair job. mabye she has family. kids become fucked up because mom is in jail. so on.

[JIYkp]

@808Roqstar So what was he supposed to do, lie again?

It always bothers me when people are called snitches. It's exactly those feelings of false camaraderie/loyalty/obligation that leads to corrupt police, military and politics.

I admit, in this situation, Adande could have handled it differently, but when it got to the point where the FBI told him to ID her, he didn't have much of a choice.

[vincentninja68]

Fuck the tsa.

[sushitaioshii]

LOL this just made my day >.< and the dog is cute xD

[Lilbit784]

I got stopped in Vegas b/c of a can of soda I forgot in my carry on after a million and one questions, a trip through the full body scanner, striping down,a pat down,& getting my luggage riffled through I was free to go. i get to the airport two hours early just to get through TSA. Although there was one time I got through and on my plane in 15 minutes.

[chimpsftw]

when you said "he stops" at the clipboard, my video stopped lol

[Vccine]

now that

was akward

[MissxFrankiex]

damnn, I wish I was that security guard ;)

[grn100cash]

damn

[original123gurl]

dam i just got done watching ur animation fighting video and it was awesome ...

ahaha dam "FBI" shitzzz... lmao hahah shit now ur even thinking prison break, i love that show

[deaderdeadbpu]

Don't you feel so much more secure after the TSSA molested you, had you detained/interrogated, and threatened to put you in jail? Shit son, you're a criminal mastermind planing to take over the world for some terrorist group now aren't ya? I feel bad for ya guy... that's not right.

[Bluehunter8]

AHHHHG You gotta love it.

[2paclypse2010]

fucking funny

[JanBeefSON]

you're a n00b

[mambi74]

@ Swoozie: You probably got that lady at Delta fired when she was just trying to help you out - you didn't have to throw her under the bus to come clean.

[mamal12395]

@mambi74 he will never get this message :P just saying by the way

[Cetreum]

SWAG! Haha :)

[Micahmalik9]

Swoozie06 YOUR SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Man how did your life get so cool!

[SiccaD216]

Yeah.. thats why I dont fly anymore. TSA is on a powertrip, and honestly it doesnt make me feel any safer =[

[Gamekingjoe777]

Im from Puerto Rico and when I was 18 TSA stop me. 4 stupid cops question me at the same time just because I pay in cash my ticket. One have to be white to pass right to the airport with no problems. One cannot even fart in the airport with out the hall airport going deacon 5.

[icetouchxox]

I feel ya....my family always gets GRILLED every time we wanna go to the states from canada because were persian :( 

[Candykus]

You know, I got back from New York and D.C. a few weeks ago and I was thinking of telling bomb jokes to the TSA people.....kind of glad I decided not to. ^^;

[jayp115]

I flew out of Orlando yesterday and when I got through the security check point I thought of you. Some of the TSA were very dramatic "jokingly" accusing us of things we obviously didn't do. I can only imagine how much drama you went through.

[SKATE4LIFEMIKE1]

1:37 LOL "Cool story bro I'll get it changed."

[chesurecat]

wtf is wrong with these people...

[YOUNGMr1996]

i wanna buy that album when its ready

[TheMagicmole77]

Zomg cooper is awesome ;D

[BlackAzzRobb]

fwb

[xbellarinaxblackx]

Your last name is Thorn? That's so different, I love it. :)

[GLENN6423]

i was in to this story 100% real

[KONGONTOWER]

THE CHAIN!! THE CHAIN!!! 

[TheCostarikan]

hahahaha "stalk me"...i like that lol :)

[njwkim]

I wonder what happened to the Delta lady that advised you to hide your ID?

It's too bad, she probably got fired for trying to help someone.

[roda2007]

I love your videos, I don't like your rabbit fur hat.

[benvey]

cooper is going to crash the party? is that code? You have the right to remain silent...

[laxbabe292]

Haha, "Get on my level!" I love swoozie -3

[BHMacy]

bad move, always put it in the bottom of ur sock so ur walking on it & never trick off on Airport staff!! (waterboy voice) *Now you kno that*

@6:31 LMBO!!! did you see meet the parents?

[IAmTheKomodo]

Ohmygod, this is almost too unreal. Only Adonde

[TineTrendeline]

I did my homework before you even asked me to :P I want a Twitter follow as well :P

[qiqi5sno]

wts! They just 'raped' u and let u go all the trouble just because ur middle name is on the boarding pass?!

[twinkmaster2]

Hoho dayum, u got that street cred on lock getting dat escort

[moviegal53]

I can't lol I feel you pain on the "no-no" zone. They get touchy feely!

[hercreativeheart]

I was so into this story.

We are friends <3

[hotdogfizz1]

I have the same hat

[JoshisJoshisJosh]

So - Im listening to the music, and I KNOW its from a game i've played...sounds like Legend of Legaia...can't really be sure...

Sick beat though.

[TrustyJakko]

Wow that sounds intense.. were his hands cold? Haha jokes but seriously

[AvatarRoku22]

i want that rap album swoozie!!

[123456starlite]

and I love your dog

[123456starlite]

That was an awsome video

[bajannaruto]

just so that you no ...its not an "no no zone" cus two no's makes it a yes so according to what you are saying this guy had the green light to touch your "yes zone". lmao i kid man love your vids and hope to play you on xbox some day

[Vip3rC4in0022]

Ahh...see how a small mistake can mess things up?

[Denverslopes]

Haha eminems got nutin on you.....GOML

[Denverslopes]

WOW lol your life sounds really exciting!

[xXDucky94]

Swoozie I feel you. They palmed my no no zone too :/

[fire26000]

haha(:

[thekcor]

We got the same hat. :D

[Thebeastbeto]

Swoozie DROPS FIRE

[chriscowan626]

Lol i lost my wallet in texas and they just let me on. They didnt care,

[swoozie06]

@chriscowan626 ~ smh lol

[Takekeeuh]

So you got in all of this trouble bcuz of the lady working in th airport???? Me n dat lady woulda had 2 fight after that.

[funkmasteralexx]

Your hat reminds me of Holden Caulfield. :D

[Kokopilau77]

TSA - Terrorists Sodomizing Americans

[dina22goodtobetrue]

my dog has the same name :)

[doctordee26]

HAHA TOO FUNNY!

[emilyfishie]

ur life sucks

[emilyfishie]

im diggin ur bling!

[SquirtleScott92]

so...you didnt make your flight then? lol

[nightmaresoul17]

Swoozie, Man This Is EPIC. I Did My Homework.

[Blackbarbietea]

OMGGG THAT IS SO EPIC. JAHA

[ZuviosGemini]

Dude I am SO glad my mom is a flight attendant. I blaze through security every single time. XD

FBI WATCH LIST FTW.

[candace228]

Haha, all in all. I guess you could have just waited for the company to open so you could have called them. Geez that sucks.

[DarkfireKurai]

Wow, if you wrote an autobiography of your life "adventures", it would become an instant best seller.

[vi3tpunkgal]

First time homework was actually amusing to do ;)

[curlycb81]

Swoozie, You are the Man Bruh! Yo Dawg, Your videos are dope Son. Keep it rocking for your boy Bruh!!! Yo is a bad mother(SHUT YO MOUF)

[qwertyalain]

What's up with all this homework stuff? o.o

[MaxiumAwesomeness]

@qwertyalain

do your homework then it will make sense

[MEGAGUY21]

well your bloody lucky!

if that would i would be dead

[kaleaseiDANCE]

omg swoozie i love you. i love doing homework for you lol. i understand it all now

[djtaco15]

moral of this story... don't fly with DELTA, those guys do the same thing to me

[9bLaDe8]

What homework?

[Ninjalover2221]

Screw Morgan Freeman I want this guy to narrate my life story.

[erickinho1BRA]

I did my homework. I deserve a tumblr follow :)

[manuboy214]

this is so funny

[Yell0wHype]

HILARIOUS 8:03

[ChrissyChris248]

Do I get an A+ because i did my homework, teacher

[swoozie06]

@ChrissyChris248 ~ Yes Chrissy; A++

[ChrissyChris248]

@swoozie06 YAY :) Best TEACHER EVER

[LemonLimeGrl]

how bout that rap album :p

[skill3ul]

How do you get a shoutout on your vid swooz?

[10mewmew10]

6:11 My friend had a moment like that once in his history class. Firstly, he likes the color blue, and his teacher had blue eyes. So his teacher calls him up and as he's explaining my friends paper to him, he randomly blurts out "You have beautiful eyes." His teacher just sent him back to his seat and told him "We never speak of this again"

[DroveThemInsane]

Dude, they always say they're going to use the back of their hands but they don't. Never. It's like they love to feel up a person or two.

[Textaddict678]

I did my homework. I deserve a twitter follow. lol

[swoozie06]

@Textaddict678 ~ Whats ur twitter name?

[Textaddict678]

@swoozie06 its @ticKled_pinK473

[LexiAngelHeart]

@swoozie06 Lol that was funny Swoozie. I Love your videos!!!

[LexiAngelHeart]

@LexiAngelHeart I felt sorry for you though...........at the beginning.

[plamenxyzpenchev]

You're going Michael Scofield on some drawn character, a definite :D

[lilpro131]

Why did you even say Master P? lol

[BlackiceNoku]

swag...

[PhillyGirl1]

yo I would be so scared. straight up "no mam, yes mam, no sir, yes sir" stuff and I would try --TRY-- not to start any of my sentences with "See what had happened was..." also I haven 't a record as far as I know, so no record has to be good right?

[converse48]

hahaha master p????

[DJADV3]

Only Swoozie could manage to make an innocent visit to the airport result in a new threat to the FBI...

[Enemynarwhal]

You are such a freaking good story teller. You were made to majorly screw up and talk about it on the internet.

[BladeH07]

THAT IS SO SICK

[stevemunoz21]

man i remember when you first uploaded this... this one and the Existence of God Video are  my favorite ones!! Your awesome! Like a BOss!! They inspire me.. i think i should make videos.!!

[7599416]

like!

[KidLucient]

LOL that is total bullshit! That's FML material right there.

[123bdd123]

@swoozie06 daaaaaang bro! I get away with Everything!!! When I do something sneaky, I talk with this really high-pitched innocent voice and pretend I'm just carrying out someones orders. You must not walk with enough authority...

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Just Here doin Homework

[Spudzish]

I know how it ties up with FTW ~ On your "Peak at the animation process" video, the thumbnail for your next FTW video is in an interrogation room and in this story, you are interrogated, please tell me i am close to right! PLEASE!

[swoozie06]

@Spudzish ~ You are DEAD ON. Get ready for a fun reenactment! Great eye!

[guyaneseDJ13]

lmfao, you tell the BEST stories, cant wait to see the next FTW videos :D

[gelindark]

Ain't that considered snitchin' !?

Ain't no cool bro... ain't cool.

Still love you though ;)

[jeffery1855]

Thumbbs up if you're here to finish ur homework

[bickyhoang]

omg i don't know how this video skipped my subscriptions on youtube main page...YOUTUBE, GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER. Don't let me miss Swoozie's videos!!

[The904scooby]

Future Swoozie sent me.

[SkynetTV09]

Words cannot describe how funny this was.

[amerexile001]

Meanwhile you have guys sneaking in weapons and explosions in their shoes...

TSA FTL

[moblaze574]

You should off put your ID in your shoes!

[Allsjr]

Can't wait to see how this ties into the FTW. Also wondering if that seen from the Matrix will be involved...?

[swoozie06]

@Allsjr ~ It ABSOLUTELY will

[thaswasup]

@Allsjr a scene from the matrix with the fbi most probably xD

[steelnabeel]

Woah..Awesome story but the best part that THIS is related to "FTW" somehow :D!

[iray89]

swoozie sent me here.

[iray89]

@Bernardchui123 Haha he did from his latest video.

[Bernardchui123]

@iray89 Yeah i know :P Haha, but still. Fail. :P

[iray89]

@Bernardchui123 ^_^

[justkeely96]

Michael Scofield-ing my way out of this place hahahaha!!!

[bbgirlpr9]

how u gonna palm-up my no-no zone! haha

[StellarMiracle]

hahahaha i just got finished watching "HEY! STOP THERE! THIS IS MY NONO SQUARE!" right before i saw this XDD

[TheAlmightyBabyDrago]

When did this happen? Cause I think me and my family saw you being escorted on.

[swoozie06]

@TheAlmightyBabyDrago ~ it happened four days before I uploaded this video (Nov 12th); yeah... a LOT of onlookers were staring so if you were at the Orlando airport, you might've seen that escort to airport jail

[Nationofhonor]

Seriously! how many black guys do you know of that have crashed a plane into a building? Also the people at your company are dicks.

[MovieChica2222]

12 minutes is a freaking long time, especially with no animations or music or anything, but OH MY GOD you are amazing.

[SmallLadyTV]

Delta!!!!! Ugh!

[gloriaforgold]

Dang, how does it get THAT out of hand. xD

[theqrokz]

man

i am NEVER getting on a plane

no pedo bear tsa agent gonna feel me up

[tetsuya109]

dammit...the link to the song is down....anyone know the title?

[xoCBfanxo]

I'm on the FBI watch list.... get on my level !

[R2pyro]

wow no youtuber is able to make me laugh as much as you how are you not blown up on the tubes man your awesome

[RIOpoka]

bad ass to be on the fbi list

#1 msot wanted

***********#900million.06

swoozie

[alleyhooper]

snitch

[WalkingForChrist]

Awsome video man, do you know sign language?

[Xenoocean]

So, how's that album going?

[ShitGetsOld]

66,666 viewer -_-

[MrBenDong]

I never payed attention to a story before but i listened to every word this guy had to say it was really interesting and funny i'm definitely subscribing

[Tre9300]

Did anyone ever tell you that you look like Big Sean...!!

[diggydzz]

delta's the worse, i had the same problem

[333iskateallday]

i have the same hat

[y0ungin1]

Haha that's hilarious . You're funnny! :)

[wendyday]

Haha, it seems like you were really calm and relaxed when all that happened to you.

And Copper is so cute! He should be in more videos.

[Panffles]

Was this at Orlando International? D:

[BRoop13]

dude i no how u feel i was questioned non stop when i tried to fly to florida and they were suspicious because they found all my magician gear in my bag. i had fake money dozens of cards foreign coins clown noses and a wallet that starts on fire yeah imagine the fun time i had being labeled as a foreign clown terrorist flying sucks man

[ChapterLost]

i just got done watching your confession of a disney employee vid and came to this one and the ad is for disney world.....

[TaylorHound]

you are hilarious

[aznlilhero]

story telling on the next level!!

[jimmysh0es]

it seems delta always causes people problems...

like that british man getting his luggage pissed on..

/watch?v=5SIF-R2lzek

[brit5161]

I love his stories!!

[IHate4Kids]

Holy crap an FBI watch list ?

Damn you have one hell of a life swoozie06!