The Tommy Wi-Show - Dead Island

[halfmanhalfmetal]

I swear Tommy Wiseau is a heroin user. I'm getting a sympathy high just from watching him.

[gregarganda]

Oh my life, it's like a garbage can!

[OneWayProduct]

I like how Tommy's mask blends in extremely well with the exposed lower half of his face.

He is wearing a mask, right?

[modshroom]

HOW IS SOMEONE THIS RETARDED

[DII117]

What is this bullshit?

[jakatak1134]

Howmani can be thiis crasy plaace?!!

[blaxof]

the opening was the scariest thing i've ever seen!

[enrrwa]

i did not hit her.. i did not. oh hi mark

[CakeSublime]

Tommy finally shows his true face.

[outbreak201]

omfg....that mask...on him....is so fucking....disturbing...omfg..­.

[HomieG75]

not sure if Tommy is drunk, or just stupid.

[SirPwnsalotz]

The intro to this game is the story of Tommy's life. Getting drunk in the women's bathroom

[McSmijens1]

6:41 i knew he was from a different planet XD

[siralucard19]

6:39 "I can take him, cuz I'm from Eaourth" glad I know he is not from this planet

[siralucard19]

4:11 Those are red pills! The only way to get to reality

[siralucard19]

0:22 - 0:30 What are you, the Nostalgia Critic?

[Hitlerchronicles]

Turn on transcribe audio and laugth your ass off.

[Boomerangutan]

i remember whne machinimas where funny

[hebblan]

Someone put this guy out of his misery

[Lucios1995]

Dead Island was a week of release when this video came out. How was Tommy playing this?

[grasshoppersphat]

"You're on Dead Island, the name of the game. How do you not understand this?"

"You're staring at the sky and talking about rollercoasters."

[jkwon761]

fucking god is there a moment when this guy is not totally high out of his mind

[idinaxyuzaebal]

The worst actor, the player and script writer of all times, but the most affable guy in the world

[MolecularMoonlight]

7:58 XD

[inevitabletraitor]

"Halloween day disguise mask."

[thefuzz97]

I WAS JUST PERFORMING A SIMPLE HOLEWEEN TRADITION

[myheadisbloody]

Dead island ...wuuaaaaah

[ramox90]

DAMMIT! YOU SON OF A BITCH ARIEN! i wanna kill you right now.. XD

[bassmajor]

"Better don't eat it, huuuuuh?"

[sinbysin666]

This is not suitable for Machinima audience. As it actually contains humour.

- Absurdist humour, or not.

[EXPLODA966]

@sinbysin666 yeah they have no imagination or sense of humor from rotting their brains and optic nerves in front of screens half their life

[DairyLeeMatt1]

Oh hai alien!

[TheManypersonalities]

I'm okay with you vaporizing "TW"...honestly...

[Koolkitties]

HEY YO! RAYMAN! 

[cenacattakproduction]

YOU ARE MEAN TO THIS NEW ALEIN by the way.

[dexterbaxter]

his laugh is so scary



[TeashadesAtNight]

I am very glad this exists.

[beastlydeath177ty]

YOUR TEARING ME APART TOMMY!!!

[darkyo99]

Y THE F DOES THIS EXIST ??? It's absolutely NO GOOD !!!

[87Firebane]

"Dis trick is moch harder, ivis gonda donta meeeee"

[jakenmax321]

" I am from Urf"

[cfchickey]

2:26.... your welcome :)

[Pumpkinofnightmare]

MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HanshiSama69]

OH MY GOD!! IT IS A TOMMY WISEAU!!!!

[TwiggyJack]

OH MY LIFE!

[TwiggyJack]

YOU ARE STARING AT THE SKY AND TALKING ABOUT ROLLER COASTERS

[blazejames47]

Why does Tommy have 2 watches on?

[rezer011]

OH MY LIFE IS LIKE A GARBAGE CAN

[ninjaturtlefan2003]

What is his Mask supposed to be? it looks like if a cyclops got mixed with Satan & Donald Duck

[TheSethman95]

I laughed really hard at this, then I bought Dead Island, and I died a lot too... :/

[TreCoolness]

a simple holweeen tradeeeetion

[mjdan11]

you are mean! to this new alien! by the way?

[ddrattack]

This is like Mystery Science Theatre 3000, except with video games, severe social ineptitude and potential mental retardedness.

[NightOfRuin]

Dead Island was okay, can't wait until Dead World.

[ToviNoname]

Best. Series. Ever.

[anuca2]

DO DARK SOULS

[bertchtree91]

If they did Arkham City, my life would be complete.

[icarusfliesonthesun]

i really do not know why i keep watching these. my brain dies a little more every time he opens his pasty face to vomit these things he calls words.

[aidan752]

why is it that tommy wiseau seems more alien than the acctual alien!

[CCW50AE]

4:10 it's a pill... it's a blue pill

[pspvampire]

"I know lots of b-words, which one are you thinking of?"

I cannot tell you, it's confidential. Anyway arien, how is your sex life?

[pspvampire]

oh im arredy starting to feel creepy ha

[pspvampire]

how do you wan to scare me arien ha

[IAmBobololo]

I thought Tommy only drank scotchka, not whiskey 

[romedog992]

i like this show!!! alot of people are bitching because its tommy wiseau! but i dont give a fuck! he is so funny and this show is almost perfect for him!

[Jelboo]

I must say, the episodes are getting better. :)

[Zdudeisme]

I used to play games on an alien spaceship, until I took an arrow in the knee.

[Murray1430Production]

O hi mark

[WillyAssasin]

HAHAHAHA "The Room" Reference

[ShaneAndHisHats]

Is this really what Machinima has been reduced to?

I am disappoint.

[gunninlinguist]

YOUW ARR MEAN TO THIS NEW AY-LIEN!!

[Okreya]

TW's mask is awesome! I want one.

[CreativeMC123]

KILL IT, KILL IT NOW!

[KartRacer720]

A couple game suggestions:

-MotorStorm

-Katamari Forever

-Grand Theft Auto 4

-Metal Gear Solid 4

[SchweppesLemon]

I thought he was choking 7:18

[WhatADreeam]

8:00 "Oh my life, is like a garbage can...its getting worse and worse everyday!"- My new motto.

[NoamTube]

You're tearing me apart zombie!

[SuperLuigiBros]

I think Tommy should be put to play old games like Super Mario Bros, Zelda.. mmmmm... E.T.

[MrIHunter1]

Wait...Dead island is a real place? VACATION!!!!

[josedewish2011]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART ZOMBIES!!!!!

[Halibut]

I'M FROM URRF!

[KienjeTheGiant]

I had a dream that Tommy was celebrating my birthday and he brought me a cake and we ended up killing zombies. It was actually really hilarious. xD

[fdsbot]

It's a pill...a blue pill

[DDL2Max]

You when you watch something, and it makes you feel embarrassed for the person you are watching?

That's all I'm getting from this.

[studio8]

@DDL2Max I am embarrassed for you and your embarrassment.

[puddingloving]

XDXDXDXDXD i love this hes actualy quite funny i wana buy his merchindise

[vicrockz89]

I wonder what Tommy was like when he was a child....

[GerBrony1]

I am calling you bluff, Alien. Here i am, not pushing the subscribe-button. TW means nothing to me!

[Gabelogan69]

This is just extremely gimmicky.

[myfajahas400children]

whens the new episode gonna come out?

[studio8]

@myfajahas400children It's out now!

[SpawnerLG]

Ok ok idk wtf I saw but I'm not doing that again

[itsLew]

Another alien? HOW MANY CAN BE THIS CRAZY PLACE?!

[MacPhobia]

@itsLew Bahah, I didn't notice that before

[mars1134]

Alien, do you have a vampire menu?

[MikkePB]

or maybe is a trea-daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaa.

[KamoJOJO]

I can't do this sober.....

[wheelchairpropeller]

oh this is a Halloween episode?

[FoxForever90]

*red pills in hand*

"It's a pill, it's a blue pill!"

He must be colorblind.

[Darkbeatdk]

*It's a red pill*

"It's a blue pill!"

[VEZOK54]

Do you love TW alien?

[nibblemytoe69]

im going to take a nap. denny stay here lisa come with me

[Skullkan6]

I don't think he understands how to use the right analog stick...

[Stairmaster9068]

Tommy can't handle his drink

[eddiminus]

"My life is like a garbage can, it's getting worse and worse every day"

Such a masterful analogy.

[Multiwatered]

tommy is the only reason to watch this show. i'd prefer if it was just him

[ravingrabidpugTICTAC]

im am the pig man 

[Hotshot1900]

Play Witcher or Witcher 2.

[MS07B3GodComplex]

440 people were impaled on ceremonial blades for the alien's enjoyment. BASTERS!

[ricriddick]

HE NEEDS TO PLAY PORTAL 2

[NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa]

@ricriddick He'd be stuck in the negative one chamber

[wheelcakes]

random duck nose

[Dahajda]

PARTEEEEEEEEEEYYY!

[IXAX15]

438 people were kidnapped by aliens and forced to play dead island. they also may or may not like the genius that is Tommy Wiseau.

[ReducedToAsh]

why the dislikes. this is hilarious... and intentionally this time too

[CelloMachachillo]

Alieeen, when is next episode?

Tommy say he never, he never miss episode you know that?

[peteagassi]

@CelloMachachillo Did these stoners just completely forget to upload this week's episode?! FUCK YOU, ALIEAAHN!!!

[ericsletsplays]

@CelloMachachillo This week.

[DaRkMaStEr295]

He kicked the shit out of that tree!And he fucked up that rock hardcore!!!

[Sxrillez]

"Oh, my life! It's like a garbage can!"

[peteagassi]

WHERE THE FUCK IS EPISODE 7?! CAN WE AT LEAST GET A SNEAK PEEK ALREADY?! FUCK!

[acer13racer]

i really don't even care anymore about the game play it's just funny to listen to something so stupid

[treyhey]

Have you noticed that all of the games he has done besides mortal combat have started with the letter D? Dead island, duke nukem, dead space, driver, deadrising?

[josewaycoolerthanu]

IT'S UNDER 9000!!!

[thefatman69dude]

i think i just found the greatest thing ever....the genius behind the room....has a show where he plays video games.....omfg.....

[mjfan123100]

@mjfan123100 or minecraft...make your choice

[Rojas33589]

Lets see DDR :D

[CaptainBeardful]

The thing is: he's getting better at playing, I notice. But...his acting gets worse. AND WORSE.

[Sxrillez]

The internet people are so stupid. This show is awesome.

[Doperwtje81]

I did not hit the zombie, I did not!

[RoStudios1]

OH my life,is like a giant garbage can? It jus' get worse and worse every dayy!

[Realm0fRandomness]

Is this guy retarded

[SuperGreenSmartie]

The whole timeI was like, TURN THE **** AROUND!

[SuperGreenSmartie]

So I finally decided to watch this show.....

Wtf have I done?

[99008761]

treeee

..tah

[mrl0p3z]

It looks like tommy is wearing a tommy wiseau mask.

[Anamatonamaton]

I wish these were longer.



[greandau]

What's a "hol-win"?

[pumpuppthevolume]

420 people are tearing TW apart

[MegaPsplayer]

Would be hilarious if they brought in the Nostalgia Critic as a special guest appearance to this show without Tommy's approval XD

[MrWiskytangofoxtrot]

TOMMY ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ Y U NO USE RITE STICK

[chiffmonkey]

 I can take it coz I am from urfffff!

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Johnny doesn't drink!!

[hiTurtlle]

jesus christ what did i just watch. he needs to make another movie

[TheLostProphecies]

TOMMY ! W U NO USE THE RIGHT STICK !

[whambammcflam]

where is errrff

[Atlas1020]

I don't get it. I clicked the subscribe button with my finger and nothing happened. Perhaps I should have used the mouse...

[acicon]

Tommy is a man with no fear!

[LazyEyeFuckHead]

i love this guy!

[flyingmonkey456]

IT'S OUT OF 9000!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrGamerFuel]

@flyingmonkey456

WHAT?! 9000?!

[MadGun95]

how can tommy be suck at games if he suppose to be the best gamer?

[judosho94]

@MadGun95

Its totally not sarcasm ... idiot

[thetommywishow]

@MadGun95 We wonder about this ourselves, but the Alien Council has faith in him. Sort of.

[TheMegaMissAnonymous]

You gotta Play Dark souls! It's more your speed...you know begining gamer level.

[teeno312]

make him play smackdown vs raw 2011 online

he surely will have fun there

[RyoOhKi2500]

so painful to watch you play

[sonamyfan11]

I wanna see Tommy play Sonic Generations..

[Eyedol829]

I'VE ALREADY SUBSCRIBED ALIEN! DONT KILL T.W.!

[thetommywishow]

@Eyedol829 You can't stop the future.

[Eyedol829]

@thetommywishow NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[TheGodzillaSithLord]

im from erf

[huray4random]

Alien, make T.W. play Dark Souls!

[thetommywishow]

@huray4random Episode 9!!!

[TheChecklo]

..... Johny doesn't drink

[BillieMunday]

You are meeean to this new alien... by the way.

[epicblogofdoom]

tommy need s to play grand theft auto 4.