Von -vs- Kelly 2.0 Skype Call: CPS CALL OUT TODAY, TROLLS, *THAT* VIDEO PT:1

[Dewdaahman]

if something IS obvious then why do people continue to say "obviously", or "it's obvious"..? and another thing, you don't live in the wilderness Von.. delusional and unkempt.. I guess in KY as long as you don't neglect your children to death you can keep'em..

[lokipit1]

Potty training at 7 mos. I'm sorry to keep filling your comments, but this shit is classic.

[FormerSinnerReturns]

@lokipit1 LOL! I'm glad you enjoyed it! :)

[lokipit1]

10:00...I knocked on his door and whooped his ass.

[lokipit1]

9:28 "I'm the one that beats up the peedos". ROFLMMFAO

[lokipit1]

1:43..."yeah, yeah I keep tellin her she needs to do tsome of this stuff because I'm tired of the trolls comin after ME". a direct quote from his newest book, entitled " How To Throw Your Wife Under The Bus In Three Steps or Less". What a Knight.

[SWbeast]

Whoever you are, thank you!

[FormerSinnerReturns]

@SWbeast Glad you enjoyed it! :)

[Sauciflash]

Open relationship, free love, community... He's a hippie utopist after all :/ Except he'd rather be a guru, I imagine.

[SyrinxPriestOf]

"the worst part about Von's delusions is the fact he starting to believe that this fantasy is real"

[cvjucla3]

This guy is a walking Soap Opera.

[maleslave1]

von should women is own age take a bath get hair cut trim the nails.. get some teeth im 48 i wouldnt want to mess with a 23 year old my little girl about that age we ok 15 and 12 but still .im glad you didnt go over there or I'd shoot my self.. why ..? if got a women like you and i cant get a date with some one my own age then WTF lol love the vid

[AddisonBrooke]

OMG, he is in desperate need of a parenting class. You can't potty train a 7 month old and you dont take a baby off formula until at least 12 months. A child isn't even potty trained until somewhere between 2 and 3 normally.

[ThePunisherNWO]

whats vons skype id?

[JohnKillrory]

He is one sick pervert and this is down right uncool. dude should be taken out for good.

He is a child molester too. Has pictures of little girls on his computer. he will go to jail soon.

[DaIrishGuy]

i am truly shocked and baffled by this man.

[crazyknight2008]

isnt it obvious shes a plant lol..:) or am i just too suspicious of everyone,...looks like von was conned here.....shame...

[ScottishAtheist]

He's so gullible and desperate. This is great stuff lol.

[VonCultLeader]

Poor guy, i think you may have actually been fap material for him, oh well Von back to nailing Mouse in the bum!

[CMO999]

Wow you're good at sounding sweet and innocent

[FormerSinnerReturns]

@CMO999 I *am* sweet and innocent!! :P

[CMO999]

@FormerSinnerReturns Yeah and I'm Elvis's ghost

[FormerSinnerReturns]

@CMO999 and here i as thinking that elvis was still alive! :(

[Observingthechaos]

@FormerSinnerReturns

WTF... Elvis died? That's news to me. I thought the wrestler called the honky tonk man was the evolved Elvis. I will assume that's true unless told otherwise...j/k

[FormerSinnerReturns]

@Observingthechaos your "j/k" killed a new flame of hope that had started within me. :(

[misterbig290]

its clear mouses response on video that she doesnt want another woman in a trailer where there is no room to sleep as it is.they sleep in thier computer room..von is the one who wants multiple women living in his fucking trailer that his mommy owns.its funny that von thinks he will send anyone to jail..noone is going top jail but von.von deserves all the death threats he gets since he dishes out many many death threats himself.

[VonHeltonJames]

Oh this is brilliant!! Poor von always stepping into shit..He never learns.. I called CPS too von!! Along with probably a hundred other users..YOU LOSE!!

[vonuass]

Irvin Irvin Irvin, you sleazy slimy slut...

Between your thighs green fungus lies and worms crawl out your butt...

Before anyone would climb that skanky wall to reach your infested balls,they'd rather munch on buzzard shit than die of syphilis itch...

[Unite4theChildren]

Kelly Ashbury, you are awesome. Will you marry me?????

Actually I'm married, but my wife thought your call was so awesome that I am allowed to ask you to marry me this once, jokingly, in appreciation of your online AWESOMENESS!

[Unite4theChildren]

@Unite4theChildren

ps: I'm supposed to ask you how much your skin crawled while Irvin tried to "woo" you.

[Unite4theChildren]

p.s. I'm supposed to ask you how much your skin craweled while Irvin tried to "woo" you.

[35THIRTYFIVE]

"my goal is to get of the grid!"

ok

and 10 bottles of long life milk does not make you a prepper.... just a shopper

sory bout yer luck

35

[McFUK3R]

& the reason ur kids smile when u hold them or do things with them is coz they never get it, so it's a BONUS! They have no idea of ur intentions, they r UNCONDITIONAL! I believe in discipline for kids but u r playing God & saying that u KNOW the best for everychild when u know FUK ALL!

[McFUK3R]

How many pedo's have u beaten up Von???

Everytime u beat ur meat u do it, so i spose a fuken LOT :)))

[ReptilianVonHelton]

@McFUK3R LOLs :D

[mariegoslar]

OMG SCARY FUCK! Why isn't Von arrested?!D=

[IzaaqMicro]

LOL!! Kelly is my hero!

[crazymoon62]

CLASSIC.:D

[Georgebushpimps]

2 people disliking this are jealous they cant be Vons sex slave

[OrganicHealer]

12:29 POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSER

[CotBD]

"They can't take your children if there's nothing wrong".

He condemns himself with his own words.

[LovesToDance1981]

In for the kill at the right time =)

[MrDarkZodiak101]

This is EPIC!!!! (Just Saying)

[homerbear46]

For Fuck's sake...every single time u think he can't "phail moar" he proves us ALL wrong.

Von...the "jist" of this Video, is that u are fucked...sorry about yer luck.

[lardo444]

i heard they are going to have a parade for kelly, right through downtown manchester. at the end of the parade they will unveil the bronze statue to her on sunday. it will be on pay per view. helton is done. the whole ball of shit is unraveling. good work kelly. i'd like to hug you.

just sayin...

[wilatemodel]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!

[SlapthePissouttayew]

You sank his battleship. LOL

[VonHeltonJames]

Hi

[LogicalStatements1]

Giving them no liquids for 15 hours is worse than no food for 15 hours.

Duh Von.

[abyssalspecter93]

What's this all about?

[SHACKTRESS]

omg



[MajorRager76]

Hail to the Queen!!

[Georgebushpimps]

The subtley in your voice when you turned on him gave me such a chill, Im enjoying this event more than I should I know

[SlapthePissouttayew]

@Georgebushpimps So am I. THIS is the funniest shit EVER.

[Georgebushpimps]

Listen to the smooth confidence in his voice, Did I frighten you? lmfao

My Wife is shy too! lol so hard i peed a little

Yeah he needs fuckin cuddles Cuddle him all the time

Like hes a mountain man in the wilderness, he aint growin no food he aint trappin or hunting he lives in a trailer not the wilderness lol

He beats up pedos not pedo himself lol

Hes putting his old punisher moves on ya just like he did Andrea lol

Simulac is liquid, simulac is food

3 weeks without food,3 days without water

[MrPECKERHEADD]

This man(?) Helton is a manipulative lazy lying narcissistic self-absorbed back stabbing douchebag. Once again he is clearly exposed. How many more times? How many more times? Each time he gets caught, or even pwns himself, it's because he is thinking with his dick. Helton's brains are all stuffed in his groin. That is his main motivation: what makes him tick. Sickening.

[Abiffabull]

Wow that is amazing. I laughed so hard my jaws heard. "I'm the one that beats up the pedos." Irvin hasn't beat anything but his meat, and maybe his wife.

[imaredhead420]

lmfao lulz epic pwnage and those kids do not fuckin smile when von holds them they always have horrified look on there faces

[MrPECKERHEADD]

@imaredhead420 Helton confuses a look of shock with a smile. His selective perceptions at work again.

[jason34207]

Our calls to CPS haven't gone unanswered. Bravo to all who called.

[MrPECKERHEADD]

@jason34207 Well! Well! Can I get a witness! Amen! (just did.:)

[jason34207]

@MrPECKERHEADD the sheer number of calls had to be high since they responded to them so quickly. How much you want to bet that they'll be stuffing them witth food to try and make sure they make weight.

[MrPECKERHEADD]

@jason34207 Sheeez! That would be abuse right there: He BETTER not STUFF those children. AND 12-15 hours of not giving them liquid nor picking them up? Then he tried to cover that statement with 'but they get food.' At 7-8 months is he feeding them with pizza? or just the gnats on the pizza?

So they wet the diapers? Big deal! The almighty Punisher, accustomed to shooting bad guys and all that blood and guts, has - as Helton himself once said - a "gag reflex" from a little wet diaper or poopy?

[MrPECKERHEADD]

@jason34207 It is obvious to me the man subconsciously hates those children, and it comes out by his lack of care for them.He is trying to find a harem to make up for his having to share his wife's attention with the kids. HE wants to be the center of everyone's attention. He's a spoiled rotten momma's boy used to getting and taking, not giving and caring. He carries the mantle of the gods of narcissism. Caring about ANYONE -even his kids - goes against the grain of his now ingrained character.

[TheMysteriousAtheist]

@jason34207 I have a feeling though that they wont get taken away. If they have gained weight as Von claims, they may not have much ground too :(

[360fatcats]

Kelly 2.0 FTW

[Dewdaahman]

von = a blind man in a dark room lookin' for a black cat that isn't there..

[Dewdaahman]

@8:24.. "what was up with "the" son..?" who refers to their child as "the son..?"

[Dewdaahman]

ole von, trollin' for a 3some.. another vid for CPS and the Judge..

[VonJigsaw]

WIN! This is pretty epic, looking forward to hearing the rest.

[TheEmeraldDuke]

Liked to share across the list of all of us that want to bring this fuck down. Our day will come.. he fears that day. piece out from the Emeralds.

-theDuke