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  • hitler:KICK MY ASS! me:no problem

  • Im from x4160 Planet and in Earth year 2052 1CComp released a new patch,Enjoy!

  • @Metalicalypse :O...

    They released a new patch :O

  • I hate the way German people (no offence) feel guilt most of the time it seems right at the time AND most German people alive today has no part in this I don't feel guilty for my grandad who fought in a war not sure which one but he killed someone and they were someones relative yes its harsh but if anyone should feel guilty its the people who did it and I didn't and neither did the current German people.

  • Lol, great :D

  • i wonder if martin and his friends ever revalued the choice they made

    when they refused help from the open community

    ... karma bites back :P

  • I have no Idea whatsoever is the subject of this scene, but LOL!!! Very creative RANT!

  • wher is eveyone getting this clip

  • It's pretty difficult to actually read the subtitles and listen to it at the same time if you understand german. I had to mute it. :P

  • Pardon my ignorance, what movie or TV program did this clip originate from? Entertaining video, BTW, I have IL-2 1946 but haven't bought Cliffs of Dover, and this video conveys well the players' frustration with CoD, and certainly gives me little incentive to purchase CoD at the present. I'm very surprised how bad CoD seems to be, given the success of previous IL-2 versions, especially 1946.

  • @poopologist96 The movie is called downfall, its a great film

  • Hahahaa the video is quiet awesome,cause cliffs of Dover sucks very bad.

    I agree they ruined the name of IL-2 and its nothing than an arcade game at all, whoever says its simulation is a stupid 13 years old COD noob who think he know everything about stuff.

    I realized some pathetic physics and other shits in game.

    1-No ground shake effect.

    2-No recoil effect when shooting.

    3-No wind effect at all.

    4-the sound sucks as my fart.

    5-Planes looking like plastic toys,lol

    6-The game %99.9 Sucks.

    5/5

  • geeks

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  • I still think pacific fighters was the best of maddox games

  • Every time I watch this I LMAO! I built basically 2 #%% computers for this game and it sux so bad! I built one 2 years ago with the anticipation of it's release only to be screwed over by the idiots who tried to model flushing toilets on HE 111s! How and why did they have to try to make a game that should be visually beautiful be so %%%ed over with real looking ocean water? Buildings etc? Why try to recreate reality when you don't have the Starship Enterprises holodeck? Ridiculous. So much

  • Guys who think IL-2 1946 sucks, just cant fly

  • @yoshiwako 1946 is the best combat sim ever when you learn how to do it properly! What are you finding difficult?

  • @TheFlyingPineapple No i ment everybody who hates il2 just cant fly good

  • @OfficialCobraGames Oh ok, that is very true

  • @OfficialCobraGames Oh i commented on you with the wrong account ;)

  • @OfficialCobraGames Is this game safe to buy yet? I'm literally sitting here holding a bunch-o-cash to get the game and upgrade my computer.

  • @lemonite1 I am not sure about cliffs of dover sry

  • omg so funny

  • no wonder IL-2 Sturmovik is soo successful... its because Hitler was the mastermind of letting the Russians create in the first place. DUHHH!!!!

  • I found the video quite humorous.

  • Oh And i just wanna ADD crapt graphics at 1080 P And still fckin lags on my I7 2600K 4GB DDR3 2133mhz + Asus GTX570 DirectcuII with a little OC from factory...

  • @guily6669 Dude actually scratch all that. I looked up why you might have a problem and its because the gtx 500 series isn't supported till 3 days from now with the american release. Mine is probably working because im running it off of the nvidia control pannel and not the application controls. Just hold out a lil longer and it should be fixed for you

  • @Vincini28 THKS, and yeah i understand what u say, the engine torque make the plane stall a little, but I still didn't liked the physics... it was very crazy like i never saw...

  • @guily6669 Can you give an example? Like trying to crash your plane into another plane, the metal air foils should break apart nice, but on your game do they like just nudge eachother and spin the plane as if the plane was a brick?

  • @Vincini28 No, it's not that. I had every option in the realism activated, and the plane always fly very crazy, not like i see in every youtube vid. about it... basically if i make a little turn with a few g force, it's like if the plane broke it self and then never flies good, so basically after almost every turn i make, i had to restart the game so the plane get's normal. But the game was laging a lot, witch doesn't help...

  • @guily6669 Yeah im really thinking its the lag but if it isnt i wonder if they actually made it so realistic where you have to change which fuel tank gets consumed while flying. A normal ww2 fighter has three fuel tanks, left, bottom, and right. I wonder if when enabled for all realism only one of your fuel tanks is being consumed causing your plane to be unbalanced and have more force when turning screwing the plane up. try running it on arcade or semi-realistic

  • @guily6669 I finally found the problem, the game does not set the carbureter open, so basically the engine overheats and causes the throttle to make more stress on the engine breaking it apart making the plain go crazy even with the slightest throttle, go play and in control set carbureter open to a key and as soon as you start any flight cut the throttle in half, open the carb. and slowly work to 100% throttle again, you wont run into the issue ever again unlees you like dive the plane lol

  • I prefer the Arcade ones. I can't remember one I really enjoyed...

    Sadly most of the arcade ones have better physics than the true sims... shame on that.

  • @guily6669

    the physics on the arcade ones are barley real its why its arcade

  • @VapourGalaxy I didn't liked this Il2 Sturmovik, I activated everything to be the most realistic possible, but I couldn't even fly the place, with the ugly physics it has... Everytime i just turn the plane, the plane goes crazy, like if it was in a god damn tornado. And even worst I couldn't fly near the ground, cause even with full speed, when i lift the plane he still goes down, like when the plane is stalling, and sadly it was at full speed, so it couldn't ever stall... CRAPT GAME 4 me!!

  • @guily6669 you really must have dropped out in highschool huh? Newtons law...an object in motion STAYS in motion...if your fucking going down hard and you suddenly pull up, guess what? your not god where you can just make a perfect turn, why the hell do you think cars drift when jerking the steering wheel? And dude did you ever think that turning a plane is alot of work? Your flying a metal object that doesnt go light speed. Before you rant about realism, come fucking join us in reality.

  • @Vincini28 haha... then go find in the Newton's law if there are any law for a plane that is flying parallel to the ground at full speed and when it goes up it stalls like if it had no sustenance on the wings (if that's the word), which simply is what happens when the plane is flying very slow, or when it gets in some kind of (no air holes or whatever it is called in english)... The problem was just one I was at almost full RPM on the engine, I got so sad with that, and with the crapt sound...

  • @guily6669 All of newtons laws effect aerospace. Im in the air force auxillary and it was on every test of mine. I want you to look up angle of attack...that is the only correct way to increase alltitude from flying level in an aircraft. Now sorry for flipping out but i figured you were just one of those kids who complains about a simulator because they are very realisitc. after angle of attack go to nvidias website to get the beta driver for your gtx 570, i have the same gpu and the i5-2500k.

  • @guily6669 Full engine capacity is actually bad for a plane when zipping from 0 throttle to 100% throttle. it cause the airflow to increase on the center of the aircraft making it un-equal and resulting in very tough to handle controls. And if the graphics are that bad on your computer try adjusting them through your nvidia control pannel. you might have the setting on for nvidia to control the graphics not the game. And also the physics are good for me. Just try updating your gpu driver.

  • @guily6669

    Guess you never heard of elevator trim huh? I fly full switch realism all the time on Warbirdsofprey and it feels kinda easy to me.

  • @guily6669 have you actually flown a ww2-era fighter plane? it's not as easy as you might think.

  • @Ehal256 No, but i have been inside a acrobatic plane, and u can barely do everything with it, and it doesn't flie like any game i ever saw... Don't know about a WW2 plane, but from every movie, videos, documentaries... doesn't look like anything of how this game handles....

    Sadly the unique Sim i really can say is very realistic is only some RC simulators like Phoenix and Realflight RC, cause i learned to fly in that sims, and when i bought a plane, it was the same, I landed easily...

  • @guily6669 you went in a CIVILIAN acrobat plane! your so awesome! You know the difference between MILITARY and CIVILIAN? A military plane is meant to be shot at, its mean to keep going even when injured, its meant to carry 1k bullets out into war, and its meant to make a turn when your getting your fucking ass shot at! Wanna know what a CIVILIAN plane is for? Its meant for taking off making a loop, and landing. Acrobatic planes are just a fancy expression for "smaller and lighter so i go fast"

  • @Vincini28 do u think i don't know that.... But still, the way i saw this game on my pc, was almost like a game from ps1 or even worst, what a crappy physics...

    I see ppl flying good on this videos, on my pc the game was crazy, basically couldnt do any turn at all cause the plane entered in a stall and, in such a way that looks like crazy taxy Aircraft version lol... And flying low, with full engine rpm, I give elevator and plane still goes down stalling at full speed ~SAD

  • @guily6669 I have private pilot licence flying varoius aircraft for 10 years. You must be doing something wrong because the physics of Il2 are pretty close to real-life flying. The Planes I fly in IL2 don't have the issue you describe. Maybe you are pulling up to strong/fast cuz that WILL cause a stall no matter what speed (this is so even in real life!)...maybe your joystick settings too sensitive?

  • when you are german this sucks XD

  • @DerFanable But when you don't know a thing about dutch, those videos are Kick ass!! xD

  • Someone should e-mail this link to Oleg

  • Wait for a year or two, untill the bugs are killed.

  • It finally took community efforts to fix 1946 by modding - I think I'll wait for a couple of patches before I buy.

  • Oleg was shot outside the bunker

  • IL-2 is the ONLY WW2 flightsim that I would truly call a WW2 flightsim. I hope that most bugs are fixed when I buy it.

  • i`m from germany and this vidoe isn`t good. this is a band aid vidoe

  • I do have bought this game and like anyone I see it like a promess for the future, it is good for an alpha test but to have something consistent you have to get back to the previous versions of Il2.

  • @FishyWingNut If You buy the game we could play together once.

  • I'm aching to get this game, but is it really that bad?

  • @FishyWingNut Nope. I bought it yesterday. If you played il2 before you would like this one to. I am glad i bough it.

  • @FuturePlane OK! Thanks!

  • Funny, really so, a complete failure.

  • funny to understand that they realy say and the video comments :D

    to the english ppl they talk about a offensiv to safe Berlin,

    hitler think Steiner (a general mayor) is a coward allso the SS and all of the german Volk he think Stalin does it right to excutet his own gerarls. He see the War is Lost .

    Allso he think all have leave him. "Sie werden ersaufen in ihrem eigenem Blut!"-You will drown in their own blood! "

  • HAHAHAHA ... what a mockitizing! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    This is so good, even 1C: Maddox Games team will laugh at it!  HAAAA!!!!!

  • a fishing sim? that sounds damn boring! -.-

  • omg ahahaha you are killing me hehehe :)

  • Cliffs of Dover is a failure. Il-2 Sturmovik 1946 is still the best sim ever made

  • And friends wonder why the hell I still play Microprose's European Air War & SDOE. We're still are coming up with new improvements, mods and add-ons for both of those games that still make them a blast to play.

    Yeah, I have all of IL-2 up through IL-2 '46, but until I see what will happen with Cliffs Of Dover I'll just kick back & observe the continuing carnage. Just remember campers, genius, unlike stupidity, has it's limits.........

  • I love how Stalin means Bugfest ;D

  • ohh how so true :)))

  • 1:56 Now everyone will test it!! ... So true. 3:00 SimHQ forum freaks. LOL 

  • There is no thing better than fishing in the morning.

  • Why is it this never gets old lol XD

  • IL2 series have much longer life cycle than 'regular' video games because

    1st it is a hardcore sim

    2nd it has no real competitors on the market

    Yes CloD is in a poor state at this moment, but the devs are gonna keep improving over time:)

  • @IpetTiger No they will not improve it ever... it is so broken that only God can repair it by some miracle... Just wait for patch #003... It is just absolute failure. And it is not SIM at all...

  • @smilingbeast The original IL2 was great but all I hear about Cliffs of dover is that it's pure shit... So do you mind enlightening me about whats going on. Is CloD good, bad shit? And what do you think about the original IL2?

  • @smilingbeast I heard they just fixed most of it a bit ago...

  • @smilingbeast Yes the will. Already now il2 Cod starts to be better with all the new patches. This is not a failure. They will fix it and they do.

  • @smilingbeast whats broken about it? its very much a sim and the only problem im having with it is The Sounds it looks good and runs Smooth if u got a Decent pc

  • @smilingbeast thats totally wrong.

  • @smilingbeast stop bitching! the original IL2 was much like CoD, but they fixed that very well in the end!

  • @TheFlyingPineapple what? :D

  • @TheFlyingPineapple Sorry but the original IL2 was great out of the box and then improved over time. At no point was it an unplayable mess, it even ran on the modest PC I had back in 2002 and played well.

  • @smilingbeast stop whining!

  • @MrAVENGER1001 stop writing stupid comments...

  • @smilingbeast I DONT CARE if my comments are stupid OK!  I DONT CARE

  • @smilingbeast I DONT CARE if my comments are stupid OK! I DONT CARE

  • @IpetTiger What do you mean by iL-2 COD not having a competing era genre theatre simulation.

    You must be ignorant of the Battle of Britain II :Wings of Victory Simulation that is constantly being improved ever since it came out in 2005.

  • Quality, pure quality :-) Nail hit well and truly on the head !

  • heard this game blows....

  • @thc024 Heard wrong. Thats the other COD

  • @thc024 it does i still play the IL2 1946 pack

  • Quit whining. After the new patch, it became even playable on my laptop that's almost 2 years old. I'm already hooked!

    There was also a nice improvement in fps by turning off the windows aero visuals in compitability mode.

  • This game is the worst game i have ever played. It is no where near finished. This is game is one big con!

  • They did this with the release of FSX too. It is quite amusing!

  • That gave me a huge laugh! "Fishing Simulator"!

  • @ptroinks damn right!! hahaha

  • @undpilot87 They won't work maxed out. That's the same always. But ATI is evil. Do not ever buy that in any circumstances.

  • They really banned you for this? What gigantic manchildren.

  • @undpilot87 Read xbitlabs dot com .

    ATI wants you children to become bullies.

    NVidia is the way it's meant to be played.

    NVidia is a 10 - 20 fps slower at the moment

  • @undpilot87

    woa, my pc is not anywhere near that!!!

    HD6870, upgraded from a 4670

    q8400 cpu

    4gb ram

    500watt PSU

    win7 x64

  • FUCK FUCK FUCK COD! THE BEST FLOP OF THE YEAR

  • @undpilot87

    hmmm, thats really odd...

    What are your stats, I just upgraded graphics cards and now im running at 25fps+ over LONDON!!! (yeeaahh!!!)

    If you are having trouble, heaps of folks in my squadron are having a great experience with that guys no mip map mod and nossao mod.

    cheers, Sam

  • LMFAO So true. BUGFEST Ha ha ha

  • lol fishing simulator

  • Когда мы собираемся, чтобы получить извинения?

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  • Have to say just flew online, this game rocks.

  • I'm BigSilverHotdog and I approve this message. "Don't cry. They will ban them." is a classic I will never forget as long as I live.

  • I dare say many of these problems appear to have been fixed already...

    A little pointless to be complaining when my shitty old pc is running this maxed out at 35fps with little to no stutter.

    Its... fine.

  • Wonderful. What a great way to get back at these incompetent money grabbing thieves. The fact they are banning people for complaining says just what a shitty deal this.

    I'm off to SimHQ to tell the stick it up there ass and get myself banned.

  • BIG PARODY, no wait - BEST PARODY!

  • On "I'll go and play fishing simulator" I nearly died. :-))))

    Thanks for this video!

  • there is performance mod on sim forum that doubled my FPS with just little visual impact

  • It's a hilarious video!

    The recent patch release has helped, as some people are saying. There is more work to be done.

    Thank you for posting this.

  • BUGFEST!!:))

  • If flight sim fans could pull away their dick-filled mouths for a second and honestly communicate to developers what they really wanted, like say...a game engine that actually runs well on today's computers instead of 10 years from now...they might actually get a quality product.

    But since you're all such a bunch of ass-kissing blow-hards, you get this. You did this to yourselves. I've been playing flight sims since 1990 and I saw this from a mile away. YOU idiots did this.

  • Best Cliffs of Dover Video.....ever!!! Cheers, MP

  • I've posted the video on UBI Cliffs of Dover forum, let's see if they have the sense of humour.

  • Ubisoft got screwed too telling North america to wait till april 26th for the download ..yet you can buy it fully on other sim websites 1 month before that lol Couldn't believe 7 years in the making. Yet the audio sounds like crap I swear i seen a video about Maddox with a sound crew recording real plane engines Must of been for a new tank sim lol

  • This game is a pile of utter shit!! and looks like im not the only one getting 10FPS xD does anyone has a spare NASA PC?

  • @xStalkerxx

    i have 20-60 FPS on 5850 on medium settings ,its playable.

  • @dzonikg I've seen FPS as high as 120 but that does not help with stuttering. FPS and stuttering have no relation.

  • @TheMonglo

    yes..permoformance are bad for that graphics

  • @dzonikg Very bad, IMO this game will never have good performance on today's hardware no matter how many patches they release. I hope I am proven wrong though because right now I want to sue the bastards for selling this shit to us.

  • @TheMonglo

    i am shure it will be better

  • @TheMonglo

    You realize that they are running single-core and not using SLI... right?

    No sane person ever expected this game to run on anything less than 4 cores.

    UBISoft forcing the early release created the situation we are now in. But you do get to see how games look mid-development. ;)

  • @ydyammo Yes, I know that, and I just bought a second 5870 for Xfire too. Wasted money for this game.

  • @TheMonglo

    You didn't waste the money m8, you got access to an early pre-beta. :)

    The game will be fixed... Until then, practise flying in IL2-1946... which still, 10 years later, is one of the best simulators out there. :)

  • @ydyammo Well, I don't think CoD is going to get the same support level as IL2 did. Hope I'm wrong but that is my gut feeling. Tried the beta patch to CoD yesterday and the stuttering is still dismal due to the buildings loading into vram. It's the worst stuttering I have ever seen in a game.

  • @TheMonglo

    Oh, I've seen much worse from games in mid-development. ;)

    About the stuttering... Remember that CoD only runs on one thread at the moment. (I am certain that they cut multi-core to solve the myriad of bugs & crashes that comes with multi-thread development.) So, when they re-enable the multi-core (and solve the bugs/crashes) the game will be able to load resources on a separate thread...

    I do trust Maddox. :) They, (unlike UBIsoft), are professional about their work.

  • @dzonikg

    Since you are only looking for visuals... Go play wings of prey...

    ktnxbye

  • P.S. I did NOT render a simple second in this video! ;-)

  • Man...I waited sooooo long for this and it's such a piece of crap. I hope they can fix it. On the upside though...this vid had me in stitches. ...was just so poingnant and to the point. I paid for the game through steam already. I would EVEN buy it again if they fix it ...

  • @Skyfaller2010

    game creators are not guliti..some people who had epilapsy sue them for some other IL2 games and Ubi order them in "last moments" to came whit that stupid filter that kills performance and that it can not be turned off or game would not be realesed

  • @dzonikg - ah, you still believe in anti-epilepsy filter... well, the point of this video is also make a laugh of this "filter"... is this filter the reason why the cod launcher app is 32bit?

  • @smilingbeast

    maybe you are right but i didnt play sim for years and i cant wait year 2020 for some other.

  • @smilingbeast sry if i was a bit harsh

  • @Skyfaller2010 It really playable now. I got it through justflight over last weekend and after about 3 hours messing around, I have 50-70 fps with 50 planes in the big furball over the channel. I get the same over land if I scale the planes down to about 30. I cancelled my preorder with steam since you can buy it in th US through justflight. Its also 5 bucks cheaper so I suggest you do the same and not have to wait until the 19th :)

  • Excellent translation. What a major ripoff this Cliffs of Dover was. So long in the making for a dozen planes that look just like they did in the old IL2 but with dynamic shadows (which you have to turn off anyway). Running on an Intel i920, 15GB of RAM, a 2GB ATI 4870x2 (2 cpus in 1 card), and I get 10 FPS at best.

    Oh, but that's because CoD is way ahead of its time!!!

    BS! That's what this game is. So long waiting and paying $120 bucks for something I'll be able to play in 2015.

  • I don't care how many times I've seen this movie applied to stuff in the real world. Its still FUNNY AS CRAP!!!!. LOL

    Thanks, and just told my friend to cancel his pre-order. We'll stick with FB.. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • I have intel i3, 4 gig ram and ati HD 5650 and i cant even run this game on low. what a rip off

  • Excellent video, is perfect, not to mention that IL2 Sturmovik Cliff of Dover is a crap that they released and it works very poorly in terms SIMHQ are crap, do not like anyone telling the truth or your opinion, what incredible this is that IL2-Sturmovik 1946 after many years, is still the best so far, COD IL2 years of development with support from the community etc, etc, COD is shit is disrespectful to the community IL2

    sorry for my English

  • hitler must of disliked it

  • 6 years of waiting right down the crapper......crossfire HD6970's sandy bridge 2600k running at 4.7..........I'm lucky to pull 30 fps on the lowest settings.

    for the life of me i cant understand why wings of prey runs so well compared to this POS.

  • @fern420 Because wop is an arcade game practically the physics of it is muinto light, whether playing il2 1946 felt that it is much heavier when you put a lot of planes

  • @acmer313 In full sim mode it is not complete arcade crap. They licensed the flight model engine from IL-2 so if it is arcade crap then so is IL-2.

  • 1:40 Imagine not Image :P

    

  • It was the same in 2001 when he left the Il-2 Stumovik until mid-2005 had computers able to run it at maximum graphics, this new IL-2 CoD this is one game ahead of our time

    stop complaining because the vast global community of players, squads, hunting groups, it will give life to this game

  • @acmer313 hey not Crysis visuals here |a game released in 2007|.needs to be patched it's unplayable.

  • @acmer313 I bought Il-2 on the day it was released and it was no where near as bad as the CloD release. They even borked the title in this game. It's 'The *White* Cliffs of Dover' and not just "Cliffs of Dover". No one in the UK calls them just cliffs of dover. fanbois are annoying shits with their bullshit lies.

  • @TheMonglo You seem to be here Mr. Know-it-all the smart ASS of all times?

  • Graphics 9.5

    Sounds 2

    Missionseditior 11

    

  • hey guys can anyone tell me what exactly has happend with COD? I haven't bought it yet and this parody comes as a major suprise, something clearly went very wrong! God dammit, we have been waiting F'ing years for this!!!!!!

    Can anyone fill me in?

    Thanks

  • @Silencer84 Its Bad, real bad. Worse fps than FSX and i never thought i'd say that about anything.

  • @Silencer84

    Game has a lot of problems. For example it will use only one core of your CPU. It's 2011, 7 years of development (!!!), and game does not recognise multi-core CPU. It suffers from stutters even if fps counter shows 30+. Worst thing is that it is not because game is so hi-tech. It just does not use your hardware at full power. It is major design flaw in game engine (what were they doing for 7 years?!).

    Oh, and search for 'Hurrpedo' on youtube, Don't buy it now, wait for patches.

  • @Silencer84 Well, like u I am still learning, but from what I can gather there are a lot of bugs, and the framerates are absolutely horrible.

  • can't believe this game is steam only

  • 100%true what an idiot approve this realise are they this stupid and blind? I was looking forward to this game for about 3 years and now i don't even want to illegally download it to try it, there is no demo for very clear reason no one would buy it after this so called game (mess), what a sham :(

    Really Disappointed !!!! so F***ing Disappointed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • its really a horrible game... forget FPS.. the whole game seems like its a game you find in the discount bin for 5.99 .. modded Il2 blows this away.. check out HSFX 5.0 .. the only thing I can think of that COD is "good" at is the ocean graphics and.. the damage model.. thats about it.. this game isnt fixable.. hell , they even used the SAME SOUNDS from Il2 on a lot of stuff.. its a rip off.. I waited so long

  • i have almost given up with cod, graphics bugs like nothing i have ever seen. such a shame as i was looking forward to it :(

  • iam so sick of simhq .. I reposted ill be banned too

  • this didnt take long,lol

  • ROFLMAO :D

  • why do you guys have to shortcut it to cod? Please!! Why???

  • Ha ha ha are the noobs having difficulties! Looks like 1C put in a fine noob-filter! CoD works fine for me. Bye little boys.

  • @Tiberiotertio and u are the ubernoob yes cod is working , but there are tons of bugs and errors

  • @Hammond100L What ever you say little boy now go run for your passifier.

    You mean you are just too dumb to run CoD.