Eggs for Nalts Campaign---Re: Being Renetto (part 2)

[JaalaJ]

I'd forgotten all about my Renetto eggy until six months later I found him tucked away beside the desk, still in his little box. Unfortunately the smell that led me to discover him caused me to dispose of him into the bin :)

[Panos18652]

hi Sweetu,

cool vid,

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[capcartoonist]

How was the gay sex, and do you need help spending the $900?

[Gilliatt83]

cool

[ddrblank777]

*yawn* boring video and your voice just makes it worse

[JaalaJ]

Cool I have an egg I wouldn't mind turning into a little Reneggo.

[Zipster08]

I've got Nalt's address!! LET'S MAIL THEM TO HIM!!

[tvguitars]

Great idea, I think you should present them to Renetto if he shoes up by hurling them at his fat pumpkinhead. Haters of the Youtube Elites Unite!

[tvguitars]

If he shoes up through them at his shoes, if he SHOWS up throw them at the pumpkinhead.

[dramaddy]

hahaha I like that idea, shoving eggs in his ass but throwing them on his door step sounds better.

hahaha nice shit on blunty.

[prguyj]

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. Copy and paste this, to be saved.

[xxxuncut]

Stick em where ! and how will we get them out ! Fun !

I could use a good laugh right now !ND xxxuncut

Thanks man !

[TheaterOfMemory]

was I supposed to empty the egg?....it is starting to smell....maybe I should just ask Renetto?

[Bevy76]

eat them...

[TheSumpPump]

lol

[DN64]

battim, in all jokes there is a bit of truth. Deep down, you obviously don't like something about the nalts/renetto "thing". Personally, I think you should just fuck off, stop being a prick and get over it just because you aren't as popular as either of them. Juuuuuuuust joooooooooking. . .

[battim]

you know your IQ must be tremendous...if you dont like it, don't come...its that simple...leave to a child to come up with childish reasoning...

[DN64]

battim, what I said is common knowledge, i.e. there is always some truth to every joke. In fact, the way you explain it off in other comments to other people makes me even more convinced of that I'm pretty much right on. Sorry if exposing this to everyone has made you look stupid, it wasn't intentional.

[battim]

dude, you make it sound as if there is some secret...there is no expose here...what a fucking loser...

[DN64]

battim, you aren't telling anyone how you REALLY felt about the nalts/renetto "affair". While you make fun of it in video, underneath all that BS there is SOME measure of "negativity" which you have not disclosed and are obviously not going to disclose. It's all cool man, that's your right, but that doesn't mean I know that there's more to it. You may now kiss my ass, faggot.

[battim]

DN, don't you have a life? nalts knows how i feel about it, thats all that matters...ive been pretty public how i feel abou renetto's tactics, go look at my videos fool, there no secrets..whack job...

[DN64]

battim, oh, but they are all jokes and stuff, right? STFU.

[battim]

you take eggs way too seriously...you need to get out of the house man

[DN64]

battim, you need to take that gay batman tuque off and stop joking around when you are too scared to say something to someone.. BE A MAN, NOT A MOUSE, ALREADY..

[battim]

what is it that im scared to say douchebag?

[carolinechampion]

power to you

[wolverinegtf]

I enjoyed your video good stuff

Egg them all and let you tube sort them out

LOL

Great video

[battim]

well til you see the next vid...

[tunanaentanga]

wa?

[JoeBobOneHalf]

If we do decide to use them against one of their houses/bodies, I suggest we freeze them. they'll do more damage then.

[battim]

good point, but we dont want damage...just inconveniance..

[JoeBobOneHalf]

How about set them in his car's tail pipe. It'll stick for weeks.

[blackturtleus]

It was head lice. Nalts had head lice and Renetto was just being helpful and cooperating with Nalts to help create a cover story to hide the truth. What Nalts needs to realize is that he will now have to delouse the house, the pets, and the fam...

[battim]

not to mention ill never eat at mcdonalds again...

[kenrg]

Great idea. Huevos Renettos, por favor!

[battim]

spend a few days in the desert and you forget english, is that yiddish?

[MuggleSam]

You are HILARIOUS! What an awesome idea!

[battim]

oh its all for fun...

[MuggleSam]

I know ;)

[Annaconda1984]

u crack me up, m kebards stll brken btw. but wanna stll drp a lne thnk nalts shuld thrw ever sngle egg he gets at renett. that wuld be funn. ll thnk abut mre deas. h the blunt bt at the end was awesme

[battim]

whens the grease coming out girl?

[Annaconda1984]

when people start learning to meet deadlines might take a month until they all wake up...Im missing 6 people. Im gonna make a video about it at some point if they take to long

[battim]

let me know if you need filler

[tunanaentanga]

little hatting fuckk think your so smart coming up with this idea while masturbating in your moms basemants

[battim]

wow, intelligent statement by someone who spells so well

[cooksterz]

haha - you totally need an applause track!

[battim]

oh its not that big a deal

[aznflayva]

why is that egg all spotted?! did you take it from an endangered bird? and LOL and the "getting laid" pun

[battim]

its a teradactyle egg...fred flintstone gave it to me..

[ausdylan2005]

pterodactyl...learn to spell before you bag others on their grammer

[aproxxy]

you are indeed a ballbuster dude

I say fill up NutCheese's blow up doll with the eggs & lead Nalts to it blindfolded...things could go quite a few ways from there

[battim]

thats a great idea...

[walker2508]

nalts renetto vid was a joke

[battim]

i know...im razzin him is all...

[NutCheese]

Are you wearing tights in this video?

[battim]

always...

[larryosan]

This is weak. Sorry but find something more original.

[battim]

more original, did someone else do eggs for nalts?

[sherryco]

haha..here you have someone telling you to be original..while they are being "original" at slamming you..

[battim]

sherry, its takes all kinds really, if it were'nt for idiots others would'nt seem witty...

[larryosan]

Listen, I really like the piece you did with Nalts. This one just didn't grab me. And slamming you, come on my reply is pretty weak not slamming. And anyway I still not grabbed by it all. You know you can say my response is right or wrong but the rest, eh!

[sherryco]

Aww..I for sure would have participated, but Im not going to get to the gathering in NY. I must say, it's sad that yet ANOTHER person, fell for Shepherd Renetto's trance..His flock of "sheep" keeps growing & growing.

There's still time though, I've heard that if you can pull away from the flock within the first 3 months, a person can re-enter the world of the Free-Thinkers.

[battim]

i think in his own way nalts was fucking with renetto...i hope anyway

[sherryco]

I was j/k where nalts was concerned. Somehow we need to figure out how to break this trance renetto has, which turns generally nice & seemingly smart ppl into mere "sheep" I bet if we found a cure for that, we'd be able to bottle it & be rich.

haha..oh yes..thumbs up for the blunty jabs..they felt good..

[battim]

nalts is a good man...seriously...i'm aggravating him...as for renetto...well...

[yeisi]

i love you.. one more reason to go to that stinking city, ny.. you all should pay for my ticket.. eggs here in chavioland are stinky as hell..

a hero has fallen.. what more would come?

[battim]

oh, i still like nalts, he's just a little star struck sometimes...

[girlganja]

The egg reminds me more of Nalts head than Renetto's... in fact, now that I think about it, Nalts head reminds me of one of the coneheads...

What to do with the eggs? Eat them or throw them away. If you are going to take them to NY-that'll be one really stinky meet-up. I like Nuts for Nalts better. The "One Night in Paris" reference was just wrong. ;)

[battim]

how about nutcheese for nalts...

[NihilistZealot]

I got a dozen ready and waiting.

[battim]

i havent been egging since high school...

[ptortice]

HAHAHA!! Awesome video!

[battim]

thanks man

[blackturtleus]

The rumor I hear is that Nalts had head lice and that Renetto was just trying to be helpful.

[battim]

that makes sense..

[RandomAllTehWay]

Ok, that's it. I now officially couldn't give a shit what you talk about anymore. This is infantile and this is completely stupid. I miss the old battim videos not filled with crap about so called "A List Youtubers". I am officially unsubscribing and I officially don't care what you do anymore.

[battim]

lol, its a joke...

[battim]

this is the same battim....lol...im razzing a bud...jesus...

[Stroopinator]

He misses the mask. You should have worn the mask.

No one gets the jokes without the mask.

[battim]

that may be true....mask is back

[toothlessfatoveralls]

zipster08 would have took that boys money...lol...tooth

[battim]

maybe so...

[Jugglemeister]

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<b>I support this video and the finger</b>

[Jugglemeister]

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lo0ol uber tight wiv teh blunty beatdown ;)</b>

[YTSuperGirl]

nalts is cool renetto is a egg head. egg renetto in the head with them .that might knock some sence into him.

[battim]

i doubt it..

[samtwist]

Ooohh dear. I avoided that video originally, but seeing this made me go check it out. The humiliation...

[battim]

yeah...

[kidblood1]

Hey thanks for the stickam heads up.sniff sniff

[battim]

im there almost every night my brother...join us...

[madsciiscrazy]

can't believe your attacking Nalts for being a "sell out". Lame. I mean I think this is funny, but saying someones a sell out for making a paradie vid is, well low. Not to affend. I didn't think u'd be the type to center a youtube member out for such a dumb reason.

[battim]

its a joke man, don'tsee the smile? jesus man, nalts is a buddy of mine i'm just ribbing him....

[wouldyoumind09]

hehe "dickhead renetto face" I refer to quite a few people as dickheads myself

great minds... If I make an egg how do i get it to you guys so you can create havoc with it?

[battim]

we'll work on that in june...just make the vid for now bro

[Elphyrafire]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry

[battim]

i know how you feel

[katiesopinion]

whew, i barely escaped that phase hahahaha

[battim]

and we're glad you made it to the dark side puddin

[samtwist]

what? shaving your head bald? Now that would look strange..

[battim]

i wont do it, my hair is too pretty, plus im 39 it may not grow back

[theboringdispatcher]

did you see blunty's latest video where he bashes someone for being a bad parent because they smoke indoors

[battim]

no, i don't watch him...i love how folks who aren't parents let us parents know how to act...

[violettfem]

Nalts and Renetto Eggs -vs- Vi giving oral for money on stickam, somehow I still think I would lose.

I can't compete w/ the A-listers.

Fuck! I'm not even a bloody B-lister!

[battim]

oh youre an a lister in my book baby

[violettfem]

You slay me Batman!

But Srsly...you are ruining my "Vi Bobs For Money On Stickam" event. I had my paypal account set up and everything.

Fuck! Nalts gets all the press, all the time.

:(

~Vi

[battim]

its only eggs...i can do both...

[Candee14]

I'm all for it....but I just don't know if I can hang onto an egg until July!! Especially since I'm not going to NY!!! Oy. I'll do it anyway. For you. &hearts;

[battim]

email it to me, or just do the vid

[TonyDi]

I think you ought to keep them all RAW and then at the time, THROW THEM ALL AT NALTS AND COVER HIM IN EGG GOO!! HE deserves it if he's going to that incredibly ridiculous pairing with the Renettos. THAT would bring him to his senses - one could only hope.

[battim]

he wants robinette goo on him...

[TonyDi]

HAHAHA!!! I HOPE to heaven THAT's NOT the case. Nalts is fine - he just had a lapse of good sense teaming up with the toolage that is Renetto. ;o)

[battim]

he's agood guy, but i have to razz him

[poopslingingmonkey]

Just say no to earthquakes.

[battim]

tell that to san fransisco...

[superlunary]

Is this the culmination of a night on Stickam? lol...I'll offer $1000 for a night of gay sex with Nutcheese. Put in a good word for me, T.

xx SL xx

[battim]

can i watch that?  my girlcrush and dykecrush in the same bed? wow.....................

[superlunary]

Nutcheese has to agree to it first! :P Also, we'll be charging you admission.

[battim]

how much? do i get a bobs4kim discount?

[superlunary]

Better run that by Runty first...

[battim]

will do, now he's giving parenting advice on his blogs..

[sherryco]

Yeah..he claims his "absence" from the internet for over week, was due to him "just wanting to take a break"

BUT in the REAL WORLD his absence was due to being "butthurt" MIGHTY bad..

[sherryco]

Then..he's bragging he just decided to quit smoking & quit. He says.."It's EASY, he doesn't know what people BITCH about, this isn't hard"

haha..BUT in the REAL WORLD it means his Paypal donate button hasn't been used too much, since he "slammed" & called a dying boy "selfish" ..in other words..He "can't afford" them anymore since the donations "dried up"..haha

[battim]

lol

[superlunary]

He should prolly have a kid first. Let's make another baby and send him. :P

[battim]

part stickam part dissapointment...

[woosteria]

Apparently Nalts does have nuts (well, that's according to MarkDay who plans on shaving Nalty's boys as soon as he gets hold of them). As far as the egg goes, I haven't thought of anything, but someone will come up with a brilliant idea, I'm sure!

[battim]

make them grade a extra large brown eggs...to represent renettos apparent concern for the plight of minorities...NOT

[Montagraph]

Egg-cellent Idea! lol

[battim]

ovaries for nalts from KQ!

[Montagraph]

Yuck! Lmao!!!

[Sanclestia]

Now, this isn't going to clog the intarwebz, is it? lulz!

[battim]

it might