Alex Jones Thinks He's Like Obi-Wan Fighting Darth Vader and Saving the Universe

[dellitoso]

Awesome.

[yinjara]

Because he is a real human and has real emotions on the radio/show/etc, and isn't 100% robotic like a news anchor, he's crazy? I just see someone who really believes in what he's into.

[VonManavis]

@yinjara

What he is ON you mean...

[Quex01]

He is as retarded as whole star wars trilogy.

[MegaToren]

Fuck off you commie bastard!!

[PrivateFrontier]

Wow this posting set must be from some spineless prick from TSA or maybe the so-called "police" of the FED. Laughable.

[Henrahh]

I saw a dogshit in the street. It had more musical ability than Pitbull and talked more truth than Alex Jones

[TheSpiderByte]

He does realize Obi-Wan TRAINED Darth Vader, right?

[KantraScepter]

Alex Jones is a cunt.

[KiloSierraAlpha]

Fear mongering money grabbing cult leader. What a piece of fat shit he is.

[jtlorussell3]

Scam artist.

[WorstxKasexScenario]

Roflcopter

[TheCaptainSlappy]

I guarantee he is like Stretch Armstrong...you strike him down, and gravy will come out. He will rise again, like a Zombie, to forever search the world for a better Butter substitute. THIS IS YOUR FUTURE.

[SAbreTRuthTiger]

hahaha Fuck you make that Clown Alex jones look like the loser he is.

GREAT work Vilemonkey !!

[yerafraud]

Obi-Jones Kenobi

[reapfreak]

No wonder he gets along with Stefan Molyneux so well.

[DamageAddict]

WOW. This is amazing... I think you downplayed this one!! haha!

[XxDagothUrxX]

Alex Jones' birth was an inside job

[doobdoob2]

He is such a nutcase.

[tealmarlin]

@doobdoob2 hes a fucking idiot

[TheCaptainSlappy]

He's like the Emperor, you just know he sits in the corner just throttling and spanking the monkey while saying, "GOOD, I can FEEL your anger."

[savemyplaylist]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lion117]

LOL



[alexjonesdid911]

Alex Jones: "Touch me Obiwan, ooh yeah put your hand down my pantses"

[dane7902]

The force is NOT with Alex Jones... freaking Sith peon!

[euro944t]

i need some of those Israeli blue diamond Gusset jeans thru the mail, that is how i buy my Kosher pants and Bermas smokeless cigarettes.

shalom

[LittlePinky82]

He's still a live lol. How many yrs has he been saying the same shit? More powerful? Lmao. He has issues...

[greg12145]

@LittlePinky82 Think he's on his 18th year or something like that. I think he's got them (who's that - not really sure - OH THE ELITES) on the run - he's winning - yeah ---- WHATEVER!!!!

[LittlePinky82]

@greg12145 Really? That long? Lol. Yeah he's such a threat alright lol.

[ConstantineDaniels]

But Vader kills Obi-Wan.

[thumminxy]

This burrito is going inside gob!

[Jerricho68]

My air conditioner is an inside job.

[Jerricho68]

He would just lay there and continue to reek. Homosexuals like Alex Jones are cowards. If any of his bullshit were true he would have inexplicably disappeared years ago. I think the government should rendition him and his family just to be on the safe side. You can't be too careful.

[RazielKain]

Alex Joooooohns away!

With the power of a giant ego!

[killthebadguy]

I pressed 9 and now I have a new ringtone

[jonahfox]

@killthebadguy yeah if you press it fast it looks like he is dancing.

[jonahfox]

Looks like the Seal Team helicopter crash was an inside job too.... Everything is an inside job these days....

[ChaosIncarnate7]

The verbal diarrhea of Dr. Akakia knows no bounds XD

[yakomuto]

Insanity shining brightly.

[TheWakeUpChannel2]

Classic!

[supermaucat]

What a crazy mofo.

[zzxzqwq]

love this guy

[TheMercilessEye]

He sounds a bit more like the Joker when Batman is heading right for him on his motorcyle...

[92451721921892113]

alex jones is a court jester the king will never kill him he loves him :)

[92451721921892113]

inflated ego

[92451721921892113]

Messianic complex

[notagoodsitrep]

I think Alex Jones needs to see a psychiatrist. Thinking you're Obi-Wan Kenobi is not exactly sane.

[Madz1987]

"ABOOGA HOOGA HOOGA UNGA UNGA" - Alex Jones

[MagnusIan]

Delusions of grandeur. One of many of Alex Jones' delusions.

[snipzor]

Oh god... it's so tempting... but we've got bigger fish to fry.

[evangelian007]

Is Alex Jones a troll?

Were's Princess Celestia's Orbital Friendship Cannon when you need it?

[V0r4xiz]

Haha "that's why they haven't killed me yet". Dude, nobody wants to kill you. he's just too hilarious. he's the #1 object of ridicule. How in the hell would anyone want to kill him? Plus, imagine his paranoid idiocy were true, he and his insane ramblings would be the BEST cover for it because nobody in their sane mind takes him serious. Any alien reptile (rofl...) or whateverthefuck he thinks is there would pay insane amounts for someone acting as moronic as him, rendering consp theories void.

[KimmoKuopio]

Mr. vilemonkey did u saw my Alex Jones jail video?

/QmDthAQeagg

lol

[salsa20]

Awesome!

ALEX JOOONES!