First time i saw this i was litteraly in tears from laughing when he did the touching and moving and touching and moving... and touching.... and moving...
@DanStylus maybe cos people were getting antsy about the live 8 thing and went to see if he waited 'till the last minute to say it. which he did. surprisingly.
Jeeze. By the time he actually got to the joke, I couldn't even remember which part it had started it. xD But gooddddddddddd do I love him! He's my inspiration as a comedian! ROSS YOU'RE MY IDOL! Haha.
"there was people fucking dying right, twenty fucking bastard fucking 20 bastard years ago bastard, fucking bastard 20 years ago right there was people fucking dying right"
The way he says curb is how some northern people would say cub... Boba job week is a week of cub scout fund raising by the members... I think that's it anyway... Could be wrong``
I needed a hint myself too..but hey, don`t worry, it`s acceptable, we`re not English..I`ve seen all his shows on youtube though..try Live at Regents Park + Fizzy Logic in Canbera...anyway this guy is simply a freak genius!
curb is what we call the edge of a pavement so if he mounted the curve so if it was on bobajob week lots of cub scout children would be on the pavement...basically he run them over.
We've entered an endless recursion of moving and touching.
GoldenGal42 4 months ago 3
and touching
Smeeuwmeester 4 months ago in playlist Ross Noble - Randomist
the touching and moving part almost killed me
MGX890 6 months ago
First time i saw this i was litteraly in tears from laughing when he did the touching and moving and touching and moving... and touching.... and moving...
...and touching
... (and moving....)
doktordaxter 6 months ago
Ross noble funniest guy in the world!
Great show!
Thanks!
CFChapman96 8 months ago
I love Ross Noble!!! Funniest man EVER!!! He is sooo moving.............and touching!
kfeve11 8 months ago 2
OMG i literally exploded when he finally told the joke!
MrSpinDrill 9 months ago 4
Ross... Ross you can make the joke now.
Ross! Tell the Joke!
*sides split*
goddamnit
BrendanJTucker 10 months ago
Not one or two people in conversation; a whole plethora of people from different social backgrounds all offended together, as a community!
DragonSporks 1 year ago 2
Awesome show, thanks for uploading.
BggProductions 1 year ago
Wouldn't it have been funny if it was less anti climactic?
HeavensOfMetal 1 year ago 3
The one single dislike is from the 23 year old african woman who was deeply offended.
Or it could have been geldof.
TheMightybooshrock82 1 year ago 3
"there was people dying" hahahaha
miertjie94 1 year ago
Holy crap, that joke was totally worth the wait xD Especially the way he spent his time delivering it!
xXLuciferDarkheartXx 1 year ago
Get on with it!!!!
Jambohayo 1 year ago
Thank you, Namfooodle, you've brightened my day. :D
MissStyk 1 year ago 3
Never seen anyone like Ross. Complete and utter legend.
alex524524524 1 year ago
ahaha, absolutely hilarious ending
ISN1P3DI 1 year ago
He's dripping talent. Not literally, obviously. :-)
morbels 1 year ago
@morbels The front row would disagree, the show was quite...damp.
Retrograyed 1 year ago 2
@morbels Unless you were one of the people on the front row, then you'd be dripping his talent. :-p
riffmagos 1 year ago
BONOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
woopTeamEdward 1 year ago
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ImaginaryNightshade 1 year ago
tangent master
politicalninja2044 1 year ago 2
Now that's commitment!
MarcellusGrey 1 year ago
Like most people, by 8:30 I was hrtinking, "get on with it, this betetr be good Ross.........BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH"
PureZOOKS 1 year ago 2
this childs dying lool
15Depaul 1 year ago
When Ross lies down, his feet look huge!
Written256 1 year ago
i like Ross's shoes..
newguy54321 1 year ago
why dus 12 have more views than 11 wen the views hav been higher on the one before on every part?
DanStylus 1 year ago
@DanStylus maybe cos people were getting antsy about the live 8 thing and went to see if he waited 'till the last minute to say it. which he did. surprisingly.
whatdoesthistellyou 1 year ago
Hahaa, he only need a couple of jokes! The live8 one lasted nearly half the show xD
Genius man, genius :D
Wouldn't mind being on the front row of one of his show, no matter the light sprinklt of saliva :P
CLB270986 1 year ago
To say that this is hilarious would be a great understatement
dracognia 1 year ago 3
ahahah,, i completly forgot about this joke until they mentioned it sometime earlier then forgot about it again,, made me laugh,, too much x
LoveWithoutMeaning 1 year ago
you know what that would have been funny
hc4jd 1 year ago
holy shit lol :D i can't believe he took touching and moving so far!
raenBow27 1 year ago
It WOULD have been funny!
Se1ander 1 year ago
touching and moving
xmikingx 1 year ago 3
His Sir Geldof impression if bloody hilarious
sakib1990 1 year ago
His semi-mine of it was *sighs* Ooh, I'm reminded why he's my favourite.
GoldenGal42 2 years ago
LOL finally he gets to the Live 8 thingy! :-)
Random22222y 2 years ago
6:30-8:44 was my favourite part where he kept touching and moving
sakib1990 2 years ago 4
Officially, one of my favorite comedians.
Masterkavi 2 years ago 9
Jeeze. By the time he actually got to the joke, I couldn't even remember which part it had started it. xD But gooddddddddddd do I love him! He's my inspiration as a comedian! ROSS YOU'RE MY IDOL! Haha.
rvgilmer 2 years ago 5
Omg I couldn't stop laughing when he said "20 years ago this dog was dying" Genius genius genius
TightNipplets 2 years ago 7
I like when Ross smiles when he sees the audience standing up at 9:17 . He truly deserves a standing ovation!
Bugglesfan79 2 years ago 8
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Bugglesfan79 2 years ago
wouldn't it have been funny... if geldof... GOT A BIG FAT LASS TO COME THROUGH xDDD Omg I Laughed So HArd At That xDDDDDDD
UnderlordxMusic 2 years ago
SO much tension!
mattdot666 2 years ago 3
love the voice he does, bloody amazing
musicsthelife 2 years ago 14
Ross Noble is a legend :D
BeaneyGnome 2 years ago 8
i clicked on it a minute ago and it said it was unavailable ... i nearly cried but then i found one that worked ie this one =)
i'm so happy... =D YAY ROSS
meOwyKatieM 2 years ago
that happens to me all the time if this happens just hit f5 or the refresh button
sonyfucker 2 years ago 4
"twenty ayears ago that dog was dying" hahahahaha living legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
knigstonbcc 2 years ago 10
the "moving and tounching" bit was frikkin' genius! thanks for posting :) loled so much.
rozzy135 2 years ago 10
"there was people fucking dying right, twenty fucking bastard fucking 20 bastard years ago bastard, fucking bastard 20 years ago right there was people fucking dying right"
"What you swearing for you got terets you mental"
I
WAS
PISSIN' MYSELF!!!!!!
WHAT A LEGEND!
cant wait to see him in may!!!!
pointyraccoon 3 years ago 9
Yeah, but wouldnt it have been funny if geldof had brought out a great big fat las.
were does he come up with this stuff, what a fuckin genius
JackFlashMMA 3 years ago 8
So glad I didnt scroll down before seeing what he had to say.
Brixeyy 3 years ago 7
twnety fucking bastard years ago right this dog was dying!!! lmao i was in hysterics
livetorideridetodie 3 years ago 8
Lmao i love it!!!!
LouiseLuvsPandas 3 years ago 6
northern joke translation please? XD
OMFGSEXYNESS 3 years ago
this is what somebody posted here before:
``Skilagnos (3 months ago)
The way he says curb is how some northern people would say cub... Boba job week is a week of cub scout fund raising by the members... I think that's it anyway... Could be wrong``
I needed a hint myself too..but hey, don`t worry, it`s acceptable, we`re not English..I`ve seen all his shows on youtube though..try Live at Regents Park + Fizzy Logic in Canbera...anyway this guy is simply a freak genius!
Lloyidian 3 years ago 2
Seen them all, mate. and yeah, he is
OMFGSEXYNESS 3 years ago 2
curb is what we call the edge of a pavement so if he mounted the curve so if it was on bobajob week lots of cub scout children would be on the pavement...basically he run them over.
tatfans 2 years ago
why thumb down? because I don't understand everything? lol
OMFGSEXYNESS 3 years ago 7
haha. He spent so long getting to the point of that Live8 story.
Hours in fact.What a ledgend.
TrampolineRasslingUK 3 years ago 16
"moving and touching"
golightly313 3 years ago 50
@golightly313 and moving
consuelaiscool 10 months ago
@consuelaiscool and touching
ARodriguez258 9 months ago
@ARodriguez258 and moving
consuelaiscool 9 months ago
@consuelaiscool And touching,
samuszoomer 5 months ago
@samuszoomer and moving
consuelaiscool 5 months ago
@samuszoomer and moving :D
burnthewitchXD 5 months ago
@samuszoomer and moving
consuelaiscool 4 months ago
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@samuszoomer and moving
consuelaiscool 4 months ago
Thanks for all the Noble, Namfoodle. Legend.
silversarahman 3 years ago 72
thanks for the upload!. Absolutely fantastic! haha legend!
Koravin 3 years ago 14