Assassins Creed - Altair is a Dick

[jaiferahmed]

fucking funny as hell my parents watched it and they were laughing so bad

[Gmanshuckamuck]

fucking funny AF!

[Wiid00d1994]

for a second there at 0:40 i thought he was going to make an extremely racist joke lol. well he did say "too black for me," but i thought he was going to say something even more asshole-ish, considering the title of the vid. :P

[harleenpark]

Holy crap did it hurt that much.

Let me fix that.

[xamyxisxsnazzyx]

oh my god. i was laughing silently until the 'lady...shut up...' bit.

then my dad heard me from bed, yelled out to me and the dog started barking. totally worth it. this is the funniest shit i've seen today

[dylan1552236]

Sorry horse

[XxTwistedThornxX]

GENIUS!!! I've watched this multiple times and it's still funny as hell!!

[TemariandGaaraROCK]

OH MY GOD, I'M DYING. HAHAH.

[jayc342009]

0:39 is fucking funny, your a genius.

[kehasup]

HAHAHAHHHAHAH LOOolLLLLl 5:26 haahaaahaahahaaaaa and Yet 5:48 and 7:31 )))))))LOL ^o^

[TwilightFlip]

HAHHAHAHAH OMG.. xD

"Holy crap, did it hurt that much? Let me fix that."

[gilibrasil]

LOL

[SCCmovies]

I shall make a sequel to this. "Ezio is a dick."

[abixooxooo]

this made my day your awesome :D

[PearsRpretty]

I LOVE YOU :D

This made my day ^^

[EmoPrincess12312]

"remember kids dont do drugs or youll end up lik the cowering bitch behind me"

LOL 5/5 "holy crap did it hurt that bad?

let me fix that"

[mkscorpion953]

lol 5/5

[Boadicia]

remember kids, don't do drugs lol

[LoneWolfWarrior]

ROFLMAO this was hilarious!! Awesome on the voice - I love how it's so detached and emotionless XD. Definately favourited and 5 stars ^_^.

[kellark12A]

AWESHUM VIDEO lololololololololol

[morales2008PL]

thats a good and funny one xD 5/5,,

[bouke88]

that beggar asked for if she could fuck you and then get some gold for food lol

[DjACtheone]

ahahahah lady shut up ahahahah

[domanok15]

when i first bought this game i got surprised to see that its a game in a game!

[AFGrasouly]

"what did you say fag?" lmao king of the city

[R0b0n00batr0n]

wtf luke what the fuck.....meow

[MiCoaSt]

i pissed on me when he said "sorry horse"

[tish733]

LOL i burst out laughing when you said "Let me fix that" XD

[Baneking11]

lol "bitch respect me"."die whore"!!!!

[okamirocks1992]

lolol funny shizle :)

[030terror]

haha dont do drugs or you end up like the cowering bitch behind me ! haha lol

[030terror]

haha lol why dus hey kil his own guards? i have the game 2 by the way on Xbox360 played it hole out its kwiet boring after you played the game 2 the end

[030terror]

lol

[sovarelteo47]

lol fav moments "sorry horse!" "Did that hurt so much?let me fix it." "Maybe i'll jump off *jumps off*.BOO!" "Don't do drugs,or ull end up like the cowering bitch behind me" "Fellow assasins...cool"

[sovarelteo47]

lol fav moments "sorry horse!" "Did that hurt so much?let me fix it." "Maybe i'll jump off *jumps off*.BOO!" "Don't do drugs,or ull end up like the cowering bitch behind me" "Fellow assasins...cool"

[KhFanaticProductions]

xD just wow...xD

[metalgearsolidrulez]

haha that cowering bitch behind me.

[tubenuttybar]

lol i love the bit where altair was "Hey, watch the robes!"

LOVE that bit.

5 stars

[chrizzizzippi]

Hahah thats good stuff

nice job

make more :P

[Toastishott]

Haha! Same with me I picked the white outift cuse is matches xD

This is so funny! ;3

[VelvetVixen21]

lol - very important to match your horse to your outfit :)

[antijazz93]

peace be with you...bitch! lol

[SpringCleric]

Did it realy hurt that much? * stabs* there you go!

[MistressWe]

"Sorry horse" lol

funny

[ccaattmaannddoo]

yeah! make another vid!

[Gillecomgain]

i laughed so hard at 2.25 haha

Make more of it! xD