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  • " you've got to hope they die soon.." :D sounds so horrible out of context!!!

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  • oh i miss this days :( good videos...

  • 10 bucks syracuse ny

    

  • LMAO oh...oh...jesus...gaijin da.

  • hahahaha jesus chose youtube to share his message LMFAO

    you'r hilarious xD

  •  i want to see a subway station in japan!

  • u r sooo funny also do people in japan hate foreigners well im white and i want to go there but i dnt wanna go there if im not excepted

  • u r sooo funny

  • Can you do a vlog on pointy shoes? 

  • so you've been in Tokyo since 1998?

  • that is the greatest t shirt on the planet

  • dang i thought for sure you where jesus with a fig newton shirt

  • sexy asian girls

  • lmao @ the Jesus comment xD

  • LMAO

  • thanks :D

  • Im in the military and my husband isnt. Our first duty station is probably going to be in japan. Any help? Fun place to go? Love your videos btw. you make me laugh!

  • some japanese realy think your jesus xD

  • the underwear..i thought that was just a myth!! thats not against the law?? haha

  • you are soooooo freakin' awesome dude ^^

    warmest greetings from Istanbul,TURKEY

  • Is it possible to find a job other than a teacher or buisnessman there?

  • This guy is great! Love the video's, keep it up!

  • Hey I Was Just Wonderin, How Much Does It Cost For A Plane Tickey To Tokyo/Japan And How Much Would You Usually Want To Bring When You Go Thier. (Im Planning To Live Thier And Get A Job)

  • @mikemk1152

    I would suggest you look that up yourself. I plan on visiting their my self shortly, but I would assume plane ticket prices would change from day to day or plane company prices etc. Those questions are best answered searching your self at the time you are actually going to go. However, staying long term I am sure he can help you. Check his other videos on costs of living.

  • Fig Newton

  • GOOOOOOO JC!!!!!

  • here in mexico a box of cigarretes is that much too, most of the 25s are near to 30 pesos, actually thats something like 2.30 dollars, i bought cigarretes in the states once and i just couldn't believe how much they were there

  • tokyocooney, i would like to know, your apartment. how large is it? ( i guess in japan is square meters) and how much does it run you? Also, is there a job market for english speakers that also fluently know chinese (i know right? lol, highschool didnt offer japanese so i went with the next best) and what about transportation? for tokyo, do you need a car? or is it more like...say New York (my home town) thanks dude!

  • Subscribed im from BC and was wondering how it is to live in japan lol i couldn't figure that coke part out until you told me...

  • dude! thats great!

    how did you end up living in tokyo??

  • i have a question. hope it's not to much to ask. so what do you do in japan for money?

  • Ur New York Accent reminds me of Tom Green...but ur way sexier!! lol

  • HAHAHA "Ohhh...OHHHH... JESUSUH....OHH GAIJIN DA!"

  • A beer vending machine IN the bar? Wow I am confizzled.

  • Mock their television shows, because I can't get enough of that crazy shit on SpikeTV.

  • how much is a joint of marijuana?

  • "Oh, oh! Jesus! OH!" XD

  • how did you get a job in tokyo? thats my dream, to leave brazil nd go work there

  • do you get alot of asian pussy?

  • haha I love how you said

    "JEEESUS" in the japanese accent

  • what is a gaijin?

  • foreigner

  • you're so funny XD

    especially the jesus thing made me laugh. do japanese people really say that to you?

    hilarious

  • Hey I want to know about what draidic was talking about! Please if anyone knows how you could move to a new country and get your own place and possibly work let me know! I am sick of doing these short backpacking stints in different countries I want to LIVE somewhere else and I have my sights on Japan! Please message me or give me pointers thanks guys!

  • lol, "I know I look like Jesus."

  • Exactly how did you get over there?, im doing some research, because like you, i want to get over there and experience japan. Did you do a foreign exchange program? which one?. Did you have any previous college education or a degree? I personally live in a small city that is nothing more than a swamp of dead weight that holds its inhabitants here.

    I really, want to get out, and experience what you have.

    My town is named after wood . .seriously thats the name in spanish .. Help me lol

  • Could you do a video from like when you wake up in the bed, go unto the streets and like walk for 20 minutes? It would be interesting to see how it would be just walking in Tokyo :)

    What's your immediate surroundings like?

  • haha hope cigarettes

  • lol hope cigarettes

  • dude u are fucking funny

  • you can get used panties from a vending machine no effence to the japanesse i have love for yall but thts GROSS!!!

  • tokyocooney, Thanks for another speedy responce. I guess i'll be renting a phone at narita. Thanks Mr.cooney.

  • tokyocooney, Don't mean annoy with so many questions but, I have research this question with wireless providers only to have diffrent answer. What band-width would my cellphone need in order to work in Japan? Don't want to rent one. I just wanna keep it simple and use my own. I want go to hotel then party,no renting items no hassels

  • Honestly, I have no freaking clue. But I can almost garauntee you, you are better off just getting a rental phone at narita airport. Its fairly painless, and economical from what I understand. There may be a way to use your phone, but frankly I dont know what it is. Best of luck.

  • @QYKLIM this mite be a bit late but your phone needs to have WCDMA band-widht , tri-band doesnt work ( thats what its called in the uk anyway ) hope that helps

  • tokyocooney, thanks for your quick response. Having so many exciting things to do I expected a delay in answer. I think you appear indian or katar maybe jordan. Visiting tokyo in april 2010 at Akihabara for two weeks (14day) Just wanna walk the streets,try exotic food,Play street fighter and maybe catch sumo match. Aprox. How much spending money should I bring? Just a rough figure.

  • Great video! How do they treat Blacks? Brazilians? Can they refuse service based on race?nationality? How's the street fighter or fighting game community? What is something that is legal in the U.S. and illegal in Japan? How do women respond to foreign guys?

  • In order: Fine. Fine. Technically No. Technically No. No idea. Guns. Well.

  • @tokyocooney HAHAHA!!! ROFL, Cooney, your awnsers are funny XD

  • I like the Fig Newtons T-shirt!

  • I hear they sell porno in vending machines as well.

  • lmao!! Jesus!!! soo funny!!

  • what do you work with?

  • i want to know everything  :D

  • how come japanese people have such long lifespans when they've had a long history of an addiction to smoking, man...

  • Because the dangers of smoking, while present, are greatly over exaggerated.

  • true!

  • cuz they eat healthy and lowfat......

  • the eat mostly fish and always vegetables

  • haha~~~you're soo interesting, I should've hooked up with you while I was in Japan last year~~

    but your videos it me of alot of place I went and all the things I did in Japan~~~~

    thanks for taking me back~~

  • Haha, Jesus-San Gaijin!  ( Mr Jesus Outsider)

  • Ooh Oh -- Jesasu Gaigin da

    lulz!

  • hey i am gonna take a trip to japan very soon. question is can you find good weed out there? really this is a serious question.

  • i knew that would be the first question in the comments box. i don't think there's all that much weed in japan like there is in let's say seattle or vancouver or san francisco or san diego or amsterdam. i already asked him that question 'cause i fucking love weed and can't live without it and he said that japanese authorities take marijuana possession very seriously, not like north american or european authorities. he said that you would get arrested or at least deported and banned from japan.

  • i bet it would be decently hard to get weed in japan and even if you could, it would probably be shitty ass mids. it would probably be pretty hard to find stuff like og kush or ak-47 or purp or white widow or any other of that good shit that you can get in Cali. i think your best bet would be to ask around near bars or something. if worst comes to worst, though, you could sneak it on the plane (only if you're dying to smoke). it would be risky as fuck and you could get seriously FUCKED OVER.

  • Hope Cigarettes...gotta love the sunny/happy brand names...

  • I'm glad for your videos Mr Cooney. Like many geeks, I have a bit of a thought for visiting Tokyo but through your videos I'm able to see it.

    Guess I'm just saying thanks for making "Life in Tokyo".

  • You are a funny man Mr. Cooney :)

  • Wow I love these. I'm over here doing some hw, I'm like hmmm. I'm doing this too early, I should probably procrastinate it. *types* t-o-k-y-o- tokyo. And I get there great vids. Keep it up man.

  • Is the language barior that big?

  • hey what is your job ?

  • have you done the photobooths *purikura* in japan?

  • Oh My GOd was watching the Utada Hikaru Songs from Disney and Squaresoft and the video for Passion from KH2 and heard there was a Earthquake at the samew time- Love to Tokyo from New England- Loretta Corson- GlobaL cITIZEN- bORN eAST aFRICA 1973~

  • lol "they'll never die"

  • well i know you get this a lot but how do i get a job there is it vaery hard and also how hard is it to get a room in the gijen house ?

  • It is hard to get a job in Japan. Teaching is the easiest. And im pretty sure you mean a Hostile? Anyways if you come as a teacher allot of the companies pay for your appartment...as long as you are teaching. And if you want to move away from teaching but stay in Japan you first need to find a job and then get a visa. Wich can be hard sometimes. Im in Japan right now and although it sounds kinda tough it's defenately worth it in the end. Any questions just send me a PM.

  • ROFL

  • oh oh jesasu !!! gaigin da !!!< good japanese accent rofl whahahahahahahahhaha your funny hahaha love your videos !!!!! XD

  • dude, you're too funny..rock on brah!! how are black people viewed or treated as u have seen..specifically Jamaican americans.. please get back to me..i'm the nurse guy that left the other comments

  • I LOVE KYOTO

  • Your bitterness kicks ass LOL

    and yes.....people should smoke more often (not saying i do) but there ARE many people in the U.S and in Japan....and "we need a place to stay people so if you don't mind" :D

  • "oh, oh! jesuso!" I can so totally imagine this XD

  • Well you are allowed to smoke everywhere but still there's not as many people smoking as in Europe or the states, which is probably why it is allowed.

  • DUDE i luv your videos!

  • Jesus-o, arigato!

  • there are cigarette vending machines on the street in germany too.

    nice video, tokyo is awesome.

  • these are great videos!

    also- you look and sound like Tom green. :)

  • jesus is a foreigner lmao

  • lMAO ajajaj Hope cigarettes nice story i love japan

  • Hope cigarettes... that's so awesome.

  • Totally.

  • i hve a question then...do you know where any anime stores or clubs are?cn you show me please?

  • if i go the one thing i wouldnt be looking forward to now is hving to endure 2nd hnd moke while i ride the train or something.

  • wow that's crazy about all the smoking there

  • Hey, I don't support smoking, but people die from smoking and japan has too many people cramped up on a small piece of land smaller than cali but 4X as much. Tight ass spaces so ya people die, more space and i have a lot of stuff and i dont trust Storage companies so yeah, go buy your $3.20 cigs now and give me your apartment while you're at it. lol im so evil I know.

  • 3 bucks for a pack of cigarettes is cheap? I just came from Germany, a pack of cigars is like $2 (1,50€).

    Keep on postin' sonny boy, you gotta keep on postin'

  • You should come here. It's like $11 for a pack of 20

  • lol you are a funny fuck

  • oh look jesus the foriegner lol.

  • AHAHA, I laughed really hard at: "ah! ah! jesus!"

    great video

  • "its one of the only country that encourages smoking because if they wouldnt smoke they wouldnt die of cancert. and when you live on such a small island ....... you gotta hope they die soon."

    O_O lol.. thats a terrible thing to say, and to laugh at... but omg i couldnt help my self, it sounded ... yeah ¬.¬

  • greate!!!!!!!!!!

  • your so funny! love your vid. i'm glad i found cause i'm in love with any asian culture.!

  • oi Jesus-kun!!..you do look like Jesus...O.o

    lolzz

  • whats the legal agel limit there like here in the states its 18 and would an 18 year old be able to live out there on his own or with buddys????????????

  • Ah, I love that Jesus bit at the end. Pure laugh out loud

  • LOLZ foreigner Jesus!!!

  • im so fucking jelous,

    do you have to have id to buy cigerettes there? i mean, is there an age limit or anything?

    i dont smoke and dont want to, just curious(=

  • from what i know you don't need id for smokes or booze from the vending machines.

  • You do for the cigarettes.

  • Holy crap I want your shirt!!

  • Haha, I love those silly Japanese people.

    I understand completely. All I do is point out everything they do and say that is ridiculous, but I love them to death.

  • Lol, this was great. I'm actually contemplating moving there in a few years. You gots one more subscriber.

  • you are great I love your videos and i love japn but i have nerver been there and my english is ...not so good bt i have a lot of questions i hope you can help me^^

  • on the street!? What!? That's crazy...

  • Americans eat a donut!!!

    Donut is a baby food in Japan

  • only you think vending machine as

    starange

    you often say "in america in america"

    turkey is a strange food for Japanese

  • Lmao japanese people call you jeasus :P

  • Haha i really enjoy your videos. I've always wanted to know what its like to live in japan and here you are! I plan on moving there at some point in my life. Is it anything like Tokyo Drift?

  • imagine what this guy sounds like on helium

  • I lol'd

  • Great! i plan on watching more!

  • hey hey hey go to arcade =]

  • hey cooney you are one funny guy man thanks for the vids keep up the good work

  • hahah.

    dude, this is too funny.

    i think ima watch the rest. XD

  • Jesus christ it's JESUS CHRIST!!

    No... wait...

  • haha nice theory about the cigarettes..

    do women donate their undies to the vending machines? how do the get them?

  • I want you to go to Harajuku Bridge =D

  • I was wondering if you could make a video about sushi.

  • Any chance of a video focusing on Japanese arcades? (New Street Fighter 4 footage if possible)

  • This is awsome!

  • Japanese Woman: (Pointing.) Oh..oh! Jisasu! gaijin da. :D

  • and what exactly do you do for income? would like 2 kno

  • he is a very well know trained surgen

  • lol.. "Hope" "Hope to die." LOL!

  • Jesus LOL

  • In the war:

    Soldier1- This is the end!!!!!!!

    Soldier2-Dont worry, I have "Hope"!

  • freaking funny m8 haha

  • hahahahaha your like japanese people are like oh oh jeasus jeasus

  • LMAO Man your humor is awesome!

  • cool

  • hey man... what do you do like... if you want to go in a date with a girl??? is it strange too. ???

  • I love this man.

    hahaha

    Its my dream to go to Tokyo.

    I use to be obsessed with sailor moon, and since then I've wanted to go lol

  • Hope - Hope cigarettes! LOL

  • Nara Park!!!

  • lol go to an anime covention! What theTRUE1414 said! What I'd do to be in Japan! XD

  • ahhahahahahahah

    PHEW

    .............good one

  • oh! jesus!..gaijin!)))

  • can you go to an aniem convention? xDD

  • hahaa the Jesus thing was hilarious!!

  • yeah and could u plz make a vid of 1 of the malls. heard they were sweet.

  • love ur vids dude!

  • JESUS on youtube! xD

  • hahahaha, i loved the japanese expression.

  • haha - "It's Jesus! A foreigner!"

  • you gotta hope they die soon :P lol very funny pretty sadistic but hey thats my kind of humor

  • JESUS XDD

  • I want that Fig Newton shirt!

  • I know I look like Jesus xDDDDDDDDD

    made me laugh :3

    I love Japan *~*

  • I laughed for like 5 minutes after your impression of Japanese people calling you Jesus!

  • lol jesus!

  • Ah..the panties....

    the used panties are used by japanese men...to..well...sniff...I wont go into why (because there is a "scientific" reason...read Hentai Kamen for an exaggerated explanation) but...they also have a magazine that sort of give a ranking for vending machine panties telling people which ones...smell..better?

  • oh oh jesus, gaijin da!

    スゲよw

  • AHHHH!

    My friend lives in japan!

    but I do have one question....

    my friend says that theres a club calles "Tokyo Drifters" for them to drift..

    is that true?