@Dorisequador Maybe if your people had gone through so many wars you would understand how Greeks think.However,we are still the No1 country in numbers of scientists and heroes.We are trying to move on despite the challenges we face in many sectors.
@redmine7 I still think Greeks are just garbage today.. They have gone from greatness to shit and piss.
Two faced loosers to be exact. The only thing yoiu guy's do great today is Pastry and Pizza and souvlaki other than that Your all fucking useless and dishonessed.
@Dorisequador What is your experience on the subject??Have you ever visited?Have you studied Greek history?Do you know ANYTHING about us,or you just guess as a typical internet looser of the 21 century??Either way it is not my job to defend myself from a jealous person.You are inferior to me by origin and that will never change!When we were building Parthenons you were on the trees eating bananas!!hahahaha
@Dorisequador We are two faced when dealing with people like you.So,just for the record i would say history is not written by the Greeks but by a world wide mafia.2 feet fish would become 2 km if truth shines.We thieves?haha.Every civilization stole the Greeks on matter of communication,civilization,science,history,myths.Ok,man go have a conflict with someone of your kind,namely someone ignorant on Greek affairs.You are just a proof for me that the world has taken the wrong path.
The ancient greeks stole most of their knowledge from Egypt. Hippocrates was NOT the father of medicine, that is Imhotep who was born 1000s of years before Hippocrates. The philosophies, architecture, science, technology, mathematics, from Egypt. The Greeks learned from African scholars.
@GozzyWozzy Something is fishy about this device. Where are the prototypes? Where are any other copies or halfway imitations? Just one device found underwater. No archeologists around to confirm it. I'm suspicious.
@GozzyWozzy No,that is not true.Everything you mentioned reached top levels in Greece.Actually,it is exactly the opposite,Greeks had started studying astronomy and more even before 10000 bc.Search for the text of Orfeas.(Ορφικά).That history is not told in schools.
Hey! I want to hear their MP3's then!!! Please play it now!!!! Please! Does it have an Apple logo into it? Oh that's definitely not made in China it it lasted this long!!! LoL!!!
I would imagine it belonged to an 18th century alchemist
The error they made is about the age. The age of things long inmerged in the sea can't be recognized through carbon. Will someone check scientifically similar cases before saying it's 2000years old?
@lotorobly it was founded in an ancient greek ship under the sea . ancient greek ships existed in middle ages or in antiquity?
and something else why someone iin middle ages or in 18century would buillt such a machine ans put ancient greek letters instead of the common language os his age??
@aris0978 well, the only meaningful part of the question is if it has actually been found on an ancient greek ship" as u say -i havent heard about that, i suggest u check precisely. as far as i know it has been found alone and brought up by fisherman's webs. The rest is possible as many other peculiar choices and facts belonging to human free will. Couldnt a wealthy 18th century aristocrat interested in alquemy, astronomy and mythology build a machine of his taste? Of course
@aris0978 what's interesting anyway is the fact that this machine works on a scientifical regular number of days per year, each one identical -while ancient greeks nor knew how many days have a natural year but aproximately and had consequently different years lenght, to adjust. U see, the whole conception doesnt belong to greek civilization, and no such technology was known at that time -it means they did not have tools to shape the artifact as it is, AND they'd rather built a kitchen blender
@lotorobly you re whole idea is false cause it was actually found in an ancient greek ship where they found amongst others ancient greek statues!
and yes the had the technology to built such machines and we can find traces of this until the byzantium! but not only in the european ground but also in china.
@aris0978 i still dont see it: if they had such tech and tools many other mechanical artifacts would have been found and not only"computers" : u cant believe that u start ur technology building at first a computer! No, dont buy that.Many other such things would have been part of life and found in paintings, like blenders or whatever useful. I know there r legends about Arquimede machines but they was different as told in books and none found. So Id look for a rational explanation
@lotoroblyno youwouldnt see in paintings like plenders because this was a special machine that was usefull for aspecific job it was used in voyages with ships to calculate time. it wasnt a machine that was used in every day life but for speciall occasions imagine it as the elite technology of that time it wasntt manufactured in large quantities.
and again it was found in ancient greek ship with ancient statues this isnot aproof foryou that isnot modern invention but ancient?
@aris0978 i think it's a mistake of some kind, coincidences happen
different objects of different ages overposed
that machine is nothing of the ancient greeks and to believe that is complete non sense.It is out of his cultural and tecnical environment, it has no links with it, and technology doesnt start with building up a mechanical computer, u need lot of mechanical experiments and studies before, as u need a wide range of tools to work and shape metals with clock precision
354 days was the Greek calendar, the number of days they supposed and based on in those times, check wikipedia.
I can't understand why someone can believe that something that has nothing to do with ancient greek civilization can be ancient greek because it has triangular teeth and some inscriptions in old greek.
2) if they had the precision tools needed to make a thing like this, theywould have produced many other artifacts to a comparable levelof technology or such tools would have been found or documented about
3) the year made of 365 days is a discovery of recent times, until the 16th century, the so called marian calendar. Greek and romans based on a different number of days per year and had an adjustments after a certain number of their aproximated "years"
You know what? Fuck it. If everyone's gonna comment about "no its 8 AD" or "that makes it over 4000 years old you piece of shit" then I'm removing my top comment. Someone else can take my spot.
@Spoif The device was programmed to display the tracking of planets based on each day of a 19 year calendar as well as eclipses and other astrological information all by turning a dial in one direction. I would say that qualifies as a logical progression of arithmetic operations in a sequential manner. You don't agree?
@Spoif Me pointing out to you how flawed your argument is makes me a douche bag? You said that it isn't a computer because a computer must be programmed to perform logical progression of arithmetic operations in a sequential manner. All I've done was make a point in showing you that this does exactly what you defined a computer to do. And it's powered by manually turning a nob in one direction. I'm thinking the real reason I'm a douche bag is because you don't want to admit you're wrong.
@wuSchu44 No, again. Look back... You initially referred to me as a retard because I disagreed with your view. That is the trait of a douche bad I'm afraid. You need to learn to agree to disagree as your view is not always correct in the eyes of others. Whether I'm right or wrong, it's not your duty to convince me otherwise. That said, thanks for putting your argument forward, which I still don't accept, no matter how you word it.
@Spoif I'm not here to convince you. I'm laying out facts for you. If you don't want to agree with the facts, that makes you retarded. It has nothing to do with me and everything to do with how naive you are.
@Spoif Sorry if the truth hurts. I'm only responsible for what I say. Not for what you understand. It's as much as a computer as a wrist watch, digital or face. It actually does more than both. Where watches compute time, this thing computes observable, astrological progressions within time.
well to me the point is that it could be an 18th century clockwork, not ancient as they thought
Why? It is well known that inmerged in sea water objects get contaminated and it's almost impossible to determine their real age. They appear to lot older, of many centuries, possibly because the carbon detect the age of other particles who melted in the material.
And it look all the way as an 18th century artefact. They did not have tools to produce metal workpieces to such degree of precision
@Slyteradon well, there r real mysteries and fake mysteries
This one to me look like an error of evaluation -and that's a pity
The interest in mechanical works like this, and the development of such technology, tools and tecniques for producing and shaping similar metal artifacts, has simply nothing to do with the ancient greek cuktural universe
Until the middle age smiths worked and molded metals with fire hammers
*well don't name such deseases. Cheaf is the good pàrt of something
pity too many dumb low intellectually unsophisticated people with insufficient amount of curiosity un-capable of understanding extra ordinary discoveries such as this.
@moremoney4everybody Can you imagine the mathematicians it took to design this? :O
And I wonder how long this was desired prior to its construction. Necessity truely is the mother of invention. You do not look for something until you need it, and if it doesn't exist you make it. lol
The creators of this device (over 2000 years ago)were so much more advanced than all the people writting these comments today put together.. p.s. Take the jelly out of your hair , its effecting your brains...
TRHIS IS A GREEK MONUMENT THE ENGLISH STOLE IT WAS MADE BU ANCIENT GREEKS!! THIS PROVES HOW SMART ANCIENT GREEKS WERE COMPARED TO NOWDAYS STUPID FUCKS!! AND I AM GREEK
@jimakosgian26 Of course it's Greek the English weren't doing shit during this time period and the Middle East was too busy making up stories about Jesus.... The Greek influenced the Middle East, The Middle East influenced Europe and Europe influenced the rest. Greek thinkers essentially started the entire intellectual movement!
@batistaker123 not really, the west asian states like sumer and persia were older, and britain knew alot of advanced shit along with the other west european celtic and gaelic people. And zulus, and other africans.
in fact i reckon mathematic logic and magic, thought and art became very advanced aalmost as soon as humans became humans i.e. 500,000yrs ago.
because all you need is to be free to think for a bit without threat of predators etc.
@natmanprime What kinds of inventions did these other cultures have? I know of the Sumerian and Persian mathematics and alphabet but did they simply influence mathematics or did they directly invent things? I have heard of the battery from ancient Iraq.
@PoisonYoshi every age has it geniouses ,some cultures allow them to flurish- some not, in some to be a genius was a plus in other a minus since he drained the resorses thus culled away to priesthood or other wierd religious men- and to make it worse - powerful men like stability thus cant cant come here and say otehrwise - thus all einsteins in greek was forced to make stuff like these not really but -didnt you have power or name you did this.
@smogman666 The first use of the word "computer" was recorded in 1613, referring to a person who carried out calculations, or computations, and the word continued with the same meaning until the middle of the 20th century. From the end of the 19th century onwards, the word began to take on its more familiar meaning, describing a machine that carries out computations
But can it play minecraft?
bpr97050 1 week ago
This is 100bc, a clockwork PDA ain't too shabby.
TheTruemouse 1 week ago
play counter strike on that?
GuitarLeo096 1 week ago
dumb ass comments
demonreich 1 week ago
Reminds me of the Muslim astronomers,
nabeelmerchant 2 weeks ago
ancient dildo is next
MrStupidTroll1 3 weeks ago
Now all the Greeks are just a bunch of two faced asshole what happend?
I Love Greeks and hate them.. wonder generous friendly funny but man fucking look at you what they can get from you or fuck you over in bussiness.
Dorisequador 1 month ago
@Dorisequador Maybe if your people had gone through so many wars you would understand how Greeks think.However,we are still the No1 country in numbers of scientists and heroes.We are trying to move on despite the challenges we face in many sectors.
redmine7 3 weeks ago
@redmine7 I still think Greeks are just garbage today.. They have gone from greatness to shit and piss.
Two faced loosers to be exact. The only thing yoiu guy's do great today is Pastry and Pizza and souvlaki other than that Your all fucking useless and dishonessed.
Very sad actually.
Dorisequador 3 weeks ago
@Dorisequador What is your experience on the subject??Have you ever visited?Have you studied Greek history?Do you know ANYTHING about us,or you just guess as a typical internet looser of the 21 century??Either way it is not my job to defend myself from a jealous person.You are inferior to me by origin and that will never change!When we were building Parthenons you were on the trees eating bananas!!hahahaha
Very true actually.
redmine7 3 weeks ago
@redmine7 Oh my poor little souvlaki hahaha My ancestors rulled the wolrds but then you being a dumb ass greek you'd probably know nothing.,
Your country still shit's in old fashion century old toilets..
Greeks were great at one time because they wrote their own history and every body knows caught a fish a few inches turns into 2 feet.
SO you went to the cinema and saw Troy now you think your the great in history hahaha
We all know what you are two faced loosers.
Dorisequador 3 weeks ago
@Dorisequador We are two faced when dealing with people like you.So,just for the record i would say history is not written by the Greeks but by a world wide mafia.2 feet fish would become 2 km if truth shines.We thieves?haha.Every civilization stole the Greeks on matter of communication,civilization,science,history,myths.Ok,man go have a conflict with someone of your kind,namely someone ignorant on Greek affairs.You are just a proof for me that the world has taken the wrong path.
redmine7 3 weeks ago
@redmine7 You right we all took the wrong path.
We could have taken a better one I'm sure.
Dorisequador 3 weeks ago
thats awsome
bigdawg363 1 month ago
2012 duurr.
theplayboymaster 1 month ago
fuck if the greeks were still around that fucker would have ran video games back in 200 AD
DODONGODISLIKESMOKE 1 month ago 9
@DODONGODISLIKESMOKE Hahah now thats funny.. hahahaha good one man Greek invent something hahahaha
Dorisequador 3 weeks ago
Can that computer run skyrim ???? Is it over 9000 arrows to the knee????
greg81809 1 month ago
I used to have an old computer like that too, but then it take an arrow to the screen :/.
TheLegendaryMario93 1 month ago
The ancient greeks stole most of their knowledge from Egypt. Hippocrates was NOT the father of medicine, that is Imhotep who was born 1000s of years before Hippocrates. The philosophies, architecture, science, technology, mathematics, from Egypt. The Greeks learned from African scholars.
GozzyWozzy 1 month ago 2
@GozzyWozzy Something is fishy about this device. Where are the prototypes? Where are any other copies or halfway imitations? Just one device found underwater. No archeologists around to confirm it. I'm suspicious.
SystemEquation 1 month ago
@SystemEquation I think this device shows the alignment of the planets and the sun destroying the world
jkadvices 1 month ago
@GozzyWozzy No,that is not true.Everything you mentioned reached top levels in Greece.Actually,it is exactly the opposite,Greeks had started studying astronomy and more even before 10000 bc.Search for the text of Orfeas.(Ορφικά).That history is not told in schools.
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poundpit 2 months ago
it can play battlefield but you need to overclock the clock so it can play on highest settings.
RetroCopS 2 months ago
wait, is this a computer or just a really REALLY fancy clock?
3123Alpha 2 months ago
no will it microwave
kibbalis 2 months ago
Hey! I want to hear their MP3's then!!! Please play it now!!!! Please! Does it have an Apple logo into it? Oh that's definitely not made in China it it lasted this long!!! LoL!!!
badcat72777 2 months ago 12
@badcat72777 just goes to show ya that we should be having the greeks manufacturing shit instead of china
k0rps3gynd3r 1 month ago
But will it blend?
MrLoganDunleavy 2 months ago 2
CAN IT RUN CRYSIS??
Hipstoprockathon 2 months ago
@Hipstoprockathon maybe
biiber 2 months ago
Have you overclocked it yet?
omg123596 2 months ago
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omg123596 2 months ago
windows 2000 B.C
demonkiller619 2 months ago
but will it run crysis
TheNephew31 3 months ago
i wonder why they didn't build a blender back then
very useful and not as complicated
They should have found thousand of them
lotorobly 3 months ago
It's an old machine made with the purpose of summoning an ancient evil being to earth after a millenium of imprisonement.
TheLaughingMan0603 3 months ago
but can it support a monitor?
Mitko54682DS 3 months ago
anyway this object is mysterious, of course
I would imagine it belonged to an 18th century alchemist
The error they made is about the age. The age of things long inmerged in the sea can't be recognized through carbon. Will someone check scientifically similar cases before saying it's 2000years old?
lotorobly 3 months ago
@lotorobly it was founded in an ancient greek ship under the sea . ancient greek ships existed in middle ages or in antiquity?
and something else why someone iin middle ages or in 18century would buillt such a machine ans put ancient greek letters instead of the common language os his age??
aris0978 1 month ago
@aris0978 well, the only meaningful part of the question is if it has actually been found on an ancient greek ship" as u say -i havent heard about that, i suggest u check precisely. as far as i know it has been found alone and brought up by fisherman's webs. The rest is possible as many other peculiar choices and facts belonging to human free will. Couldnt a wealthy 18th century aristocrat interested in alquemy, astronomy and mythology build a machine of his taste? Of course
lotorobly 1 month ago
@aris0978 what's interesting anyway is the fact that this machine works on a scientifical regular number of days per year, each one identical -while ancient greeks nor knew how many days have a natural year but aproximately and had consequently different years lenght, to adjust. U see, the whole conception doesnt belong to greek civilization, and no such technology was known at that time -it means they did not have tools to shape the artifact as it is, AND they'd rather built a kitchen blender
lotorobly 1 month ago
@lotorobly you re whole idea is false cause it was actually found in an ancient greek ship where they found amongst others ancient greek statues!
and yes the had the technology to built such machines and we can find traces of this until the byzantium! but not only in the european ground but also in china.
aris0978 1 month ago
@aris0978 Antikythera_wreck in wiki search it
aris0978 1 month ago
@aris0978 Antikythera wreck in wiki search it
aris0978 1 month ago
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@aris0978 Antikythera wreck in wiki search it
aris0978 1 month ago
@aris0978 i still dont see it: if they had such tech and tools many other mechanical artifacts would have been found and not only"computers" : u cant believe that u start ur technology building at first a computer! No, dont buy that.Many other such things would have been part of life and found in paintings, like blenders or whatever useful. I know there r legends about Arquimede machines but they was different as told in books and none found. So Id look for a rational explanation
lotorobly 1 month ago
@lotoroblyno youwouldnt see in paintings like plenders because this was a special machine that was usefull for aspecific job it was used in voyages with ships to calculate time. it wasnt a machine that was used in every day life but for speciall occasions imagine it as the elite technology of that time it wasntt manufactured in large quantities.
and again it was found in ancient greek ship with ancient statues this isnot aproof foryou that isnot modern invention but ancient?
aris0978 1 month ago
@aris0978 i think it's a mistake of some kind, coincidences happen
different objects of different ages overposed
that machine is nothing of the ancient greeks and to believe that is complete non sense.It is out of his cultural and tecnical environment, it has no links with it, and technology doesnt start with building up a mechanical computer, u need lot of mechanical experiments and studies before, as u need a wide range of tools to work and shape metals with clock precision
lotorobly 1 month ago
354 days was the Greek calendar, the number of days they supposed and based on in those times, check wikipedia.
I can't understand why someone can believe that something that has nothing to do with ancient greek civilization can be ancient greek because it has triangular teeth and some inscriptions in old greek.
lotorobly 3 months ago
2) if they had the precision tools needed to make a thing like this, theywould have produced many other artifacts to a comparable levelof technology or such tools would have been found or documented about
3) the year made of 365 days is a discovery of recent times, until the 16th century, the so called marian calendar. Greek and romans based on a different number of days per year and had an adjustments after a certain number of their aproximated "years"
Check this out more precisely
lotorobly 3 months ago
@Slyteradon ahaha
lotorobly 3 months ago
One man's trash is another man's treasure
gingerbread185 3 months ago
Will it run Crysis 2?
omg123596 3 months ago 38
@omg123596 Surely.
GordonFreeMANness 3 months ago
@omg123596 yep
2000mudkip 1 month ago
@omg123596 it was from atlantis so perhaps
ThatGuyOverTheir21 1 month ago
@omg123596 no it runs crysis 3
hollow088 1 month ago
You know what? Fuck it. If everyone's gonna comment about "no its 8 AD" or "that makes it over 4000 years old you piece of shit" then I'm removing my top comment. Someone else can take my spot.
KnucklesARouge 3 months ago
It's a computer because it makes calculations (i.e. Moon/Planet positions and Eclipses)
However it is not a computer because it cannot download pornography.
mBrooks95 3 months ago
It's not a computer, it does not compute. It's a calendar.
Skogsraaet 3 months ago
wow they had dual monitor support since then? why the hell are we only at 8 now?
puntymario 3 months ago
I like this narrator...she doesn't annoy the f**k out of me :D
HuyWTF510 3 months ago
What a knob!!!
Hawkeyes125 3 months ago
Where's the fat mointer?
TroyTVProductions 3 months ago
it more like the First clock/Calendar
jman19mwi 4 months ago
This is some form of analogous calendar/clock... it is not a computer.
A computer is a programmable device capable of carrying out logic and arithmetic operations in a sequential manner.
Spoif 4 months ago 2
@Spoif it takes data as input and gives information as output. its an analog computer.
incidentally, digital computers use iteration and selection as well as sequence. what youve described is a counter, not a computer.
synchc 3 months ago
@Spoif The device was programmed to display the tracking of planets based on each day of a 19 year calendar as well as eclipses and other astrological information all by turning a dial in one direction. I would say that qualifies as a logical progression of arithmetic operations in a sequential manner. You don't agree?
wuSchu44 1 month ago
@wuSchu44 no.
Spoif 1 month ago
@Spoif Then, apparently you're retarded.
wuSchu44 1 month ago
And apparently you are a douche-bag.
Spoif 1 month ago
@Spoif Me pointing out to you how flawed your argument is makes me a douche bag? You said that it isn't a computer because a computer must be programmed to perform logical progression of arithmetic operations in a sequential manner. All I've done was make a point in showing you that this does exactly what you defined a computer to do. And it's powered by manually turning a nob in one direction. I'm thinking the real reason I'm a douche bag is because you don't want to admit you're wrong.
wuSchu44 1 month ago
@wuSchu44 No, again. Look back... You initially referred to me as a retard because I disagreed with your view. That is the trait of a douche bad I'm afraid. You need to learn to agree to disagree as your view is not always correct in the eyes of others. Whether I'm right or wrong, it's not your duty to convince me otherwise. That said, thanks for putting your argument forward, which I still don't accept, no matter how you word it.
Spoif 1 month ago
@Spoif I'm not here to convince you. I'm laying out facts for you. If you don't want to agree with the facts, that makes you retarded. It has nothing to do with me and everything to do with how naive you are.
wuSchu44 1 month ago
@wuSchu44 In your opinion... fair enough. And you are a douche-bag.
Spoif 1 month ago
@Spoif Sorry if the truth hurts. I'm only responsible for what I say. Not for what you understand. It's as much as a computer as a wrist watch, digital or face. It actually does more than both. Where watches compute time, this thing computes observable, astrological progressions within time.
wuSchu44 1 month ago
But will it play Minesweeper?!
lonesoldier33 4 months ago
Kemetians?
Auntkekebaby 4 months ago
I guess I could say my clock is a 2011 WINDOWS or MAC computer
A bunch of CRAP ... LoL
dogons2k12 4 months ago
So are all clocks and calendars considered computers? Or does this just make for exciting journalism......
NibblerWeather 4 months ago 2
they use to have facebook 2000 years ago
Rulazm 5 months ago
@Rulazm at the time it was called Face Mechanism
svr52189 4 months ago
FAKE LOOK IT'S PLASTIC!
RoboticusMusic 5 months ago
can it still play porn?
Slyteradon 5 months ago 33
well to me the point is that it could be an 18th century clockwork, not ancient as they thought
Why? It is well known that inmerged in sea water objects get contaminated and it's almost impossible to determine their real age. They appear to lot older, of many centuries, possibly because the carbon detect the age of other particles who melted in the material.
And it look all the way as an 18th century artefact. They did not have tools to produce metal workpieces to such degree of precision
lotorobly 3 months ago
@lotorobly Them clocks, you dumbass, didn't use triangular teeth on gears, at all!!
GordonFreeMANness 3 months ago
@GordonFreeMANness hey maybe it's u who have the triangular teeth.. xD
Conect ur brain before saying anything, u stuck in the dumbass thing
COULD SOMEONE DO TRIANGULAR TEETH IN THE 18th CENTURY ANYWAY YES OR NO?
OR TODAY? WHO CARES ABOUT THE SHAPE OF TEETH
THEY DID NOT HAVE ANY KIND OF TOOL FOR SHAPING METALS B.C.
lotorobly 3 months ago
@lotorobly you're probably right. Plus pirates always had gay orgys so porn was of the least of their needs.
Slyteradon 3 months ago
@Slyteradon ohp yes and i loike pirates
-there r plenty of mysteries out there and we r into the big one
First, separate the cheaf from the weed**
lotorobly 3 months ago
@lotorobly whats a cheaf?I know what weed is, it's what my sister smokes to heal her testicular cancer.
Slyteradon 3 months ago
@Slyteradon well, there r real mysteries and fake mysteries
This one to me look like an error of evaluation -and that's a pity
The interest in mechanical works like this, and the development of such technology, tools and tecniques for producing and shaping similar metal artifacts, has simply nothing to do with the ancient greek cuktural universe
Until the middle age smiths worked and molded metals with fire hammers
*well don't name such deseases. Cheaf is the good pàrt of something
lotorobly 3 months ago
@lotorobly If I can't eat it, have sex with it, or make money from it, I dont want it
Slyteradon 3 months ago
@Slyteradon talking like an hollywood star
lotorobly 3 months ago
@lotorobly WHO FUCKING TOLD YOU WHAT I WAS?!?!?!
Slyteradon 3 months ago
@Slyteradon u r getting more and more interesting!
maybe a computer? ahaha
lotorobly 3 months ago
@lotorobly Oh god my balls are shrinking! GET THE TURKEY BASTER
Slyteradon 3 months ago
@Slyteradon porn included too
E8NOS 3 months ago
@E8NOS perfect
Slyteradon 3 months ago
@Slyteradon 2k years aho was all hardcore porn, you will not survive
1Nekit1 2 months ago
So where's the Internet?
coolgang1234 5 months ago
Will it blend?
bb200lol 5 months ago
@PenisTweeter Said the guy with "Penis" in his user name.
TheJesusIrl 5 months ago
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Can you watch porn on it?
MrThirdstring 5 months ago
Did he die?
Tristanvash38 6 months ago
pity too many dumb low intellectually unsophisticated people with insufficient amount of curiosity un-capable of understanding extra ordinary discoveries such as this.
moremoney4everybody 6 months ago 19
@moremoney4everybody porn?
1Nekit1 2 months ago
@moremoney4everybody Can you imagine the mathematicians it took to design this? :O
And I wonder how long this was desired prior to its construction. Necessity truely is the mother of invention. You do not look for something until you need it, and if it doesn't exist you make it. lol
RiaRadioFMHD773 2 months ago
@moremoney4everybody can you play porn?
Slyteradon 2 months ago
and you thought your 1981 mac was old.....
flyboy248 6 months ago
can it run mw2 o.o
MandeepGadgetBoy 6 months ago
Antikythera Mechanism(Μηχανισμός Αντικυθήρων)
alkioni85 6 months ago
This is proof that ancient people were just as intelligent as we are.
CrazyRabidPony 6 months ago
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KnucklesARouge 6 months ago 75
@KnucklesARouge Lol, it runs better and is more complex than Windows 7.
WontBeSaved 5 months ago
@WontBeSaved And it's 100% wood. So much more reliable than the stuff we have now
KnucklesARouge 5 months ago
@KnucklesARouge its recreated you idiot!
jkadvices 1 month ago
@jkadvices
Learn to take a joke.... idiot.
KnucklesARouge 1 month ago
@KnucklesARouge o_0
jkadvices 1 month ago
@KnucklesARouge But without the bugs.
mphello 5 months ago
@KnucklesARouge 2000BC? that would make it over 4000 years old -.-
Rawralion 3 months ago
@Rawralion so?
KnucklesARouge 3 months ago
@KnucklesARouge "so?" are you 11? next time you want to sound smart and funny, learn your facts. and maby take and grade 5 math class.
Rawralion 3 months ago
@Rawralion Retard alert.
KnucklesARouge 3 months ago
@Rawralion My comment had NOTHING to do whatsoever about math, so go fuck yourself.
Windows 2000BC does not nessarily mean it was made in 2000BC, it could mean the number 2000 and Before Christ.
KnucklesARouge 3 months ago
will it blend that is the question
TheOLproductions12 6 months ago 25
@TheOLproductions12 its 2000 years old of course it blends
E8NOS 3 months ago
@E8NOS but does it fit in the blender that is the question
TheOLproductions12 3 months ago
Make it play Portal "Still Alive" song.
nfire4 6 months ago
this is awesome.. :)
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madsnylarsen 6 months ago
This is the best computer ever because it cannot crash.
bouchandre 6 months ago
@bouchandre I'll bet it can, crash to the ground that is lol, bad joke I know :/
WBCohorn 6 months ago
Windows 2000 B.C.
Minimum Requirments. 2KG Coconut and Palm Leaf 1M or higher.
SHIBAInuFilms 6 months ago 4
@SHIBAInuFilms ROFL and LMAO
jkadvices 1 month ago
is it from ancient greece ?
stenimaxoscity 6 months ago
Microsoft Windows XP 0.000000000000000000001 Beta
HORRORTV1 6 months ago
I bet it was some rich assholes device, who kept all of the properties of it secret.
MirageScience 6 months ago
Is this not more like a clock than a computer..?
takeiteasyplz 6 months ago
wow
adelmmd 6 months ago
where is the screen?
3DModelingToday 6 months ago
i kinda want one. even if i cant use it to play halo and pwn my friends with my gravity hammer. this computer shows how ingenious the greeks were.
itzmatt11 6 months ago
That is absolutely incredible.
sphinxart 6 months ago
@LifeForce013 i might believe you if you could form coherent sentences.
davethedrummer1 6 months ago
Can it run Windows? LOL.
intuitiveexplorer 7 months ago
Well i guess they didn't need the game crazy birds 2000 years ago... i mean when is a bird crazy when people around you are calling themselves jesus?
joyfighter 7 months ago
but will it blend?
josh71111 7 months ago
Hl2?
DjStoked 7 months ago
Can it play pokemon?
iRouRoui 7 months ago
can it run crysis?
TheAlexagius 7 months ago
Not really a computer, more of a sophisticated calendar. Still very impressive.
SteelSkin667 7 months ago
That's a 2000-year-old computer? Come on, it's not even equipped with a microprocessor.
madfinnishgamer38 7 months ago
The creators of this device (over 2000 years ago)were so much more advanced than all the people writting these comments today put together.. p.s. Take the jelly out of your hair , its effecting your brains...
stinkfingers007 7 months ago
Co za asy
Chainsoflawl 7 months ago
But.. Will it blend?
Chainsoflawl 7 months ago
Can it play Mario?
Chainsoflawl 7 months ago
and... it doesn't seem that important
RottOcello 7 months ago
People were doing something productive while Jesus was going around faking miracles....
batistaker123 7 months ago
@batistaker123 LOL! GOOD one!
mphello 5 months ago
Does it run sc 2?
davydekemp 7 months ago
TRHIS IS A GREEK MONUMENT THE ENGLISH STOLE IT WAS MADE BU ANCIENT GREEKS!! THIS PROVES HOW SMART ANCIENT GREEKS WERE COMPARED TO NOWDAYS STUPID FUCKS!! AND I AM GREEK
jimakosgian26 7 months ago
@jimakosgian26 Of course it's Greek the English weren't doing shit during this time period and the Middle East was too busy making up stories about Jesus.... The Greek influenced the Middle East, The Middle East influenced Europe and Europe influenced the rest. Greek thinkers essentially started the entire intellectual movement!
batistaker123 7 months ago
@batistaker123 not really, the west asian states like sumer and persia were older, and britain knew alot of advanced shit along with the other west european celtic and gaelic people. And zulus, and other africans.
in fact i reckon mathematic logic and magic, thought and art became very advanced aalmost as soon as humans became humans i.e. 500,000yrs ago.
because all you need is to be free to think for a bit without threat of predators etc.
natmanprime 6 months ago
@natmanprime What kinds of inventions did these other cultures have? I know of the Sumerian and Persian mathematics and alphabet but did they simply influence mathematics or did they directly invent things? I have heard of the battery from ancient Iraq.
batistaker123 6 months ago
@batistaker123 I don't know about that, i was just responding to your point about the "intellectual movement". intellectual=numbers, language etc.
I think humans are by nature intellectuals unless suppresed by environment. In fact it's what makes human human.
"the unexamined life is no life for the Human"
yes, i know a greek said that btw
u could obviously educate me regadring the battery...
natmanprime 6 months ago
@jimakosgian26 pes ta ! eleos tpt den tous allazei ta xaza muala tous!!!
eftihiagiannakarou 7 months ago
I wonder it can run Crysis ?
MrCaMagic 7 months ago
Cool that he remade it but seriously he needs to get laid
camh19 7 months ago
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ChiefDVFD 7 months ago
Where's Lara Croft?
ChiefDVFD 7 months ago
The Greeks really were ahead of their time. Props to the guy who recreated it!
PoisonYoshi 7 months ago
@PoisonYoshi every age has it geniouses ,some cultures allow them to flurish- some not, in some to be a genius was a plus in other a minus since he drained the resorses thus culled away to priesthood or other wierd religious men- and to make it worse - powerful men like stability thus cant cant come here and say otehrwise - thus all einsteins in greek was forced to make stuff like these not really but -didnt you have power or name you did this.
exxalte 7 months ago
this is shit enough to run windows vista...
KinGLakhi123 7 months ago
thats not a computer lol
anastaisa100 7 months ago
But, Will It Blend?
AleyopeStudios 7 months ago
How about telling us how you feel about all of that since you made it
Owl4909 7 months ago
in which way is this a computer??????? Sounds like oldfag troll
smogman666 7 months ago
@smogman666 The first use of the word "computer" was recorded in 1613, referring to a person who carried out calculations, or computations, and the word continued with the same meaning until the middle of the 20th century. From the end of the 19th century onwards, the word began to take on its more familiar meaning, describing a machine that carries out computations
jurassicpark4ever 7 months ago
@jurassicpark4ever its still not a computer. Its a clock not more
smogman666 7 months ago