jeg har været kærester med en norsk pige i 2 år. det var altid en udfordring når vi skulle snakke tal. jeg forstod alle de norske tal.. men ingen nordmænd forstod mig overhoved :D. det helt ude i hampen
Kan i ikke idioter ikke holde kjeft, i er da dumme å høre på! Det er da pisse morsomt! :D det danske talsystem er jo fuldstændig fucked up i forhold til det norske/svenske. :-) det danske talsystem er jo "meget" indviklet,og kræver en laaaang forklaring, hvorimod det norske/svenske er rimeligt forståeligt og enkel! Glædelig Jul og godt nytår allesammen..
@ReitersOfTheStorm From a neutral position,norwegians are better than you boring danes,they are cools while you are arrogants.Even your language that sounds like you are have a potato in your mouth is awful and norwegians are are racists and savages like you bullying religions and whales.An advice,when you travelling abroad don't say that you are a dane otherwise someone will spit in your meal.
@kiss3451able well buddy now i can be really mean but....not racists...what was breivik?! Just some normal typical Norwegian?! wtf is wrong with you?!
just remember for 400 years Norway was a Danish bitch! No matter what you say, we created your language and history! Your royal family of today is also danish, so again, thanks to Denmark. Go eat some butter...oh wait...You dont have any because you are on a stupid moronic diet! dumbass
@zorgo12 Half of your population are Germans.Remember when the Nazis raped your grans mothers;loads of them were pregrants and therefore you are half german and half God knows.And you are right i don't eat butter,i prefer pure italiano virgin oil.
@kiss3451able You forget that it was Norway that was raped. Lebensborn? war chidlren remember? This makes Norway half german, not because of its tribe, as Denmark, but because of a nazi project for making new soldiers. You saw them as retarded, does that make the Norwegians both swedish, danish, german and retarded? Im not suprised you like oil, but the italian one you eat is so expensive as everything in Norway is even cucumbers. yep good video.
@zorgo12 Looool...No mate thank God i am not Scandinavian affected by S.A.D. I was born in a sun which make me have an erection every time i see a bird.HA HA HA HA ...
@kiss3451able well I'll leave you alone with your bird fetisch then....thats kinda....your own thing. Anyway S.A.D has never been a problem for me. Snow, sun rain whatever Scandinavia is always beautiful.
as a norwegian, danish numbers were always gibberish to me, but when i actually tried it took a couple of minutes to learn. tre 20's fir 20's fem 20's, halvfirs
=three and a half 20's. that's all there is to it.
@hashrygeren Selve systemet giver mening når du har sat dig ind i det. Matematik er også volapyk når man ikke forstår det. Om det er mere besværligt kan jeg godt give dig ret i, men at kalde et system åndssvagt fordi man ikke selv forstår det er direkte dumt.
@hashrygeren Dit navn lever fuldt ud op til din kommentar. Det danske talsystem er ikke åndssvagt, men bygger bare på anderledes principper end så mange andre sprog. Det er bygget op over "snese", altså 20. Et eksempel:Halvtreds, halv tre snese(2,5 snese=50), tres, tre snese(3 snese=60), halvfjerds, halv fire snese(3,5 snese=70) firs, fire snese(4 snese=80) osv.
I would say I´m one of few swedes who have learned to count in danish or at least understand it. The reason was that I ordered a pizza in Roskilde 1999 and the pizza guy gave me a ticket with number 74. He only spoke arabic and danish. A frekin lottery when he came out with the pizzas. Fantastic...
@oooodin no, the finns are not slavs. they are part of a different ethnolinguistic group called finno-hungarian, which includes finns, sami, hungarians and estonians, among others.
Ehuru pjäsen äro ganska muntert framställd finner jag det osannolikt att mannen vars flyg havererade icke talade engelska och således hade möjligheten att framföra sitt budskap på detta tungomål.
The Danish number system is not any different from the German. Just like the Norwegian number system is no different from the English. The way you say the number is just sort of 'reversed' and includes an "and".
So like, if you were to say "45":
In English and Norwegian they would say it this way: "Forty-five"
In German and Danish they would say it this way: "Five and forty"
What is being spoofed here is the admittedly very weird Danish names for 50, 60, 70, 80 and 90.
For the further benefit of non-Danish speakers, the numbers the sinking captain gives mean: "Six-and-half-of-the-third degrees five-plus-half-of-the-third minutes north..." Meaning six plus twoscore plus half of the third score: 6 + (2 x 20) + (20/2) = 6 + 40 + 10 = six-and-fifty = 56. That's the system that only the Danes (and some Norwegians) understand, and that's being spoofed here.
@svrljig no, French does not have the same system as Denmark. 1. The Danish have made everything between 50 and 100 a factor of 20: Haltress, Tress, Halfjers, Firs, Halfems...The French only have 80 as a factor of 20 (quatre-vingt). 2. Danish count the smallest number first: en o haltress, tu o haltress, tre o haltress...The French count the biggest number first: cinquante-et-un, cinquante-deux, cinquante-trois...
@svrljig one last thing. 3. The French count from 60 - 79 as one series, ex. the word for 70 jn French can be translated to 'sixty-ten' (soixante-dix) and the word for 71, 72...up to 79 can be translated to sixty-eleven, sixty-twelve etc. until sixty-nineteen (soixante-onze, soixante-douze etc. until soixante-dix-neuf). They also count from 80 to 99 as one series, so basically 99 in French can be translated to four-twenty-nineteen (quatre-vingt-dix-neuf).
@zeragito the french (and skandinavian languages) make math out of counting, so the best translation of 99 from french to english would be this: four times twenty plus nineteen. 4x20+19=99.
it makes couting diffucult if you learn the languages and you arn't familar with suchs systems. german has a similar system: zweiundvierzig - two-and-fourty 2+40 =42 fourty-two.
@Duathos I disagree, Germans are not that complicated. All they do differently is count backwards (same as the Dutch and some Norwegians). But all their double-digit numbers' names, from 20 to 90 are related to the single digit number (50 is from 5, 60 is from 6, 70 is from 7 etc.), they are not fractions of 20 and they are not adding 10, 11, 12 etc to numbers. When you say scandinavian languages make math out of counting, it is only the Danish. Swedish is easy just like English...
@svrljig No France does not have the same system as Denmark. A. In French: 50 and 60 are related to 5 and 6 just like everywhere else: 50 = cinquante from 5 = cinque, 60 = soixante from 6 = six. In Danish, 50 and 60 are related to 20 (50 = halvtreds = half of 20 - 3x20, 60 = tres = 3x20). B. The French count 70 to 79 as 60-10, 60-11, 60-12 until 60-19 (soixante-dix, -onze, -douze until soixante-dix-neuf). Danish do not add 10, 11, 12 etc to numbers (ex. 'elve og tres' doesn't exist lol).
C. The only numbers related to 20 in French is 80 and 90 (quatre-vingt = 4x20 and quatre-vingt-dix = 4x20+10) but in Danish all numbers between 50 and 90 are related to 20. D. The French count forwards like the English, ex. 65 is soixante-cinque (60 then 5) unlike the Danish who count backwards, 65 is fem og tres (5 then 60). So no, Danish and French use completely different systems and I don't know which is worse:)
@intml It's not illogic at all. On the contrary, it is very logic - aslong as you get the logic ;) "Tyveboesen" made an excellent explanation to why the numbers are different than in almost every other country, however, that doesn't make it illogical, just different.
You can compare it to math. It doesn't make sense if you dont understand it, but once you get it, it all makes sense.
Im danish, but I love Fleksnes (in a non-gay kinda way) *cough* But learned something from the comments "@Eirikursson nej halftreds betyder ikke halvdelen af tres, for saa ville det jo vaere 30. det betyder halv-tredie snese, hvor halv tredie er 2.5, saa 2.5*20 = 50. Proev selv med halvfjers = halv-fjerde snese 3.5*20 og halvfems = halv-femte snese = 4.5*20" Thanks
Im danish, but I love Fleksnes (in a non-gay kinda way) *cough* But learned something from the comments "@Eirikursson nej halftreds betyder ikke halvdelen af tres, for saa ville det jo vaere 30. det betyder halv-tredie snese, hvor halv tredie er 2.5, saa 2.5*20 = 50. Proev selv med halvfjers = halv-fjerde snese 3.5*20 og halvfems = halv-femte snese = 4.5*20" Thanks
Good point, but what i meant to say was that i would translate in Danish due to the fact that it would underscore the point of the joke, hope my explanation makes sense ;-)
@rorylol Saying femogtyve (fiveandtwenty) for 25 is normal in Norway too. Although I think it was officially declared wrong a few years ago and you should now say tjuefem (twentyfive).
@rorylol "femogtyve" makes just as much sense as the german "fünf-und-zwanzig" that also translates (word-part for word-part) to "fiveandtwenty", but means twentyfive. English is actually one of the few languages that pronounces tens before ones, so in that respect english is the odd-one out.
@rorylol English used to use the same word order. Americans will recognise the phrase "four score and seven years ago" (4 x 20 + 7 = 87), and I guess most English-speaking children have at some point recited "four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie" (24). But that word order is quite old-fashioned now.
Rubriken är fel i mina ögon. Marve gör inte narr av det (obegripliga) danska räknesystemet. Han är helt enkelt en barnslig, lat man som inte orkar ta tag i saker om det kräver lite extra av honom. Samma sak med hans dåliga engelska. Han ser ju sig själv som störst, bäst och vackrast, därmed tror han att han pratar perfekt engelska, fast det låter skit. :)
men det er nu det samme den anden vej rundt, jeg bliver sgu altid så forvirret, når jeg skal købe noget i Sverige og Norge og de fortæller mig prisen - jeg stikker dem bare en stor seddel for at være på den sikre side:-)
@tlokken Jo det hele er meget indviklet. Femti (og alle de andre treti firti seksti osv.) bruges stadig til checks og i banker bruges dette også i talesproget. Men som du selv skriver, står dette ikke på de nye sedler. Ifølge dansk sprognævn eksisterer begge systemer (halvtreds og femti) stadig som talord. Men i gængs (normal) tale bruges disse ikke. Så ja, forvirringen er vel total for alle andre end danskerne.
@samsungstar87 That's pretty amzing if you undestand everything :) as MrWildfire95 said, yes danish, swedish, norwegien, faroe and islandic are all Norht Germanic lang. They all have their roots in the lang. spoken in Germany, denmark Norway etc. back in around 800-1000. The english language has been influenced by the settlers which can be seen especially in the end of place names (?). The endings -by, -dal/dale, -ey/ay, -ness all origin from this lang. (Grimsby, Swaledale, Orkney, Orford Ness)
@Alesandros356 Hi there, I know what you are on about. it's like " our austrian german " and " germany german " we understand germans very good, but german doesn't really understand us because of our slang and more than thousand words are different. But I was just wondering because I can understand " danish " very good. I tryed to read danish web sides and I understood more than 80% of it. By the way is it also close to " Flamish "? 2nd official language of belgium. I'm not sure if you know this
@samsungstar87 Reading danish is one thing, understanding spoken danish is a completely different matter... It's like reading british and hearing cockney :P
@TheRealYngin - Sammenligningen af forholdet mellem standard britisk-engelsk og cockney - med forholdet mellem norsk og dansk, er faktisk rigtig god! Eksempelvis bruges der i cockney en glottal lukkelyd, i stil med det danske 'stød'.
Dog ska det siges at standard britisk-engelsk har mange svækkelser, der ligger nærmere dansk end norsk. Desuden har cockney selvsagt aldrig haft en indflydelse på standard britisk-engelsk, der nærmer sig den, som dansk har haft på norsk. :)
@DannySays92 That may be, but English ain't all that hard to learn, whereas Danish.. well I'm glad I don't have to learn it!! However, in English the do-paraphrase is quite hard for a lot of foreigners to master as it doesn't(!) occur in other european languages.
ah det jo nok også lige noget af det sværeste dansk, jydsk er bar ikke særlig forståeligt for jer andre skandinavere, selv nogle danskere sys jydsk lyder mærkeligt. Godt man er jyde! :D
In Denmark's defense; Norwegian sounds like high notes all the way, even the darkest voices can't scare anybody. It's kind of a sissy language, totally unmanly... a castrated language. Try imagine the Norwegian mafia scaring someone... HAHAHA. Okay, no offence. I live in Sweden, btw! :)
That is so untrue, because its in fact the danes and the swedes that have a hard time understanding us, while norwegians can more easily understand swedes and danes. But, this number system, really.. why learn that?..
@ManvsMachine7 also depends on where in sweden you come from,im from southern sweden and i have no problems understanding danish but most people from middle or northerh sweden dont unserstand danish at all
@Bolsjevikpirayan no that one doesn't work on me, i come from skåne and they say that people here "should" understand danish better but it's just as incoherent to me as the norweigan language... although i'm planning to learn some of it, because it's getting very embarrassing heh.
So embarrassing standing in front of a swede when hes getting all that your saying and your just standing there like a retard not knowing what hes saying.
@ManvsMachine7 Well, probably. But I don't see any problem with changing to English if I have to when talking with danish people. "We" understand most of the Norwegian dialects just fine though.
jeg har været kærester med en norsk pige i 2 år. det var altid en udfordring når vi skulle snakke tal. jeg forstod alle de norske tal.. men ingen nordmænd forstod mig overhoved :D. det helt ude i hampen
alslund 20 hours ago
Selv dansker har problemer med å forstå dansk
DinSokk 4 days ago
@DinSokk Og så alligevel ikke...
CitizenZon3 4 days ago
Hold nu kæft danskere :D Vi er så glade for at påstå at vi har selvironi og er jordnære, så vis det dog ;)
Skål for Skandinavien for helvede! :D
iOStalk 3 weeks ago 4
ta ut jævla poteten ut av kjeften og prat som en menneske :P
bararah 1 month ago
im a dane, we are in no way german at all!
MrDonRolfie 1 month ago
@MrDonRolfie Mr Smeichkel,go back to school and learn your history.
kiss3451able 1 month ago
@kiss3451able i know they had us in that war and yada yada, but our culture and langauge is completely our own, and thats what counts
MrDonRolfie 1 month ago
Aahahaha. okay i didn't get it
moredubfanks 2 months ago
Its allright.. Our numbers dont make any sense, ill give you that!
Croziuz 2 months ago
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Kan i ikke idioter ikke holde kjeft, i er da dumme å høre på! Det er da pisse morsomt! :D det danske talsystem er jo fuldstændig fucked up i forhold til det norske/svenske. :-) det danske talsystem er jo "meget" indviklet,og kræver en laaaang forklaring, hvorimod det norske/svenske er rimeligt forståeligt og enkel! Glædelig Jul og godt nytår allesammen..
ashepe 2 months ago 2
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ashepe 2 months ago
FLEKSNES EIER<3
Dudlideisen 2 months ago
silly norwegians
ReitersOfTheStorm 2 months ago
@ReitersOfTheStorm your number system is silly.
pzrecon 2 months ago
@pzrecon your moms are silly
ReitersOfTheStorm 2 months ago
@ReitersOfTheStorm i have multiple moms now? awesome.
pzrecon 2 months ago
@pzrecon no, norwegians as a total have silly moms
ReitersOfTheStorm 2 months ago
@ReitersOfTheStorm From a neutral position,norwegians are better than you boring danes,they are cools while you are arrogants.Even your language that sounds like you are have a potato in your mouth is awful and norwegians are are racists and savages like you bullying religions and whales.An advice,when you travelling abroad don't say that you are a dane otherwise someone will spit in your meal.
kiss3451able 2 months ago
@ReitersOfTheStorm
Sorry,i've made an error.
YOU BORING DANES SOUND LIKE YOU ARE HAVING A POTATO IN YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU SPEAK.
NORWEGIANS ARE NOT RACISTS AND SAVAGES LIKE YOU.
What good about denmark,it's that they are more pigs (animal)than ......pigs (danes)
kiss3451able 2 months ago
@kiss3451able dude relax and try not to take everything so seriously.
ReitersOfTheStorm 2 months ago
@kiss3451able oh and your mom promised to call me, please remind her;P
ReitersOfTheStorm 2 months ago
@kiss3451able well buddy now i can be really mean but....not racists...what was breivik?! Just some normal typical Norwegian?! wtf is wrong with you?!
just remember for 400 years Norway was a Danish bitch! No matter what you say, we created your language and history! Your royal family of today is also danish, so again, thanks to Denmark. Go eat some butter...oh wait...You dont have any because you are on a stupid moronic diet! dumbass
zorgo12 2 months ago
@zorgo12 Half of your population are Germans.Remember when the Nazis raped your grans mothers;loads of them were pregrants and therefore you are half german and half God knows.And you are right i don't eat butter,i prefer pure italiano virgin oil.
The video is great though.
kiss3451able 1 month ago
@kiss3451able You forget that it was Norway that was raped. Lebensborn? war chidlren remember? This makes Norway half german, not because of its tribe, as Denmark, but because of a nazi project for making new soldiers. You saw them as retarded, does that make the Norwegians both swedish, danish, german and retarded? Im not suprised you like oil, but the italian one you eat is so expensive as everything in Norway is even cucumbers. yep good video.
zorgo12 1 month ago
@zorgo12 Looool...No mate thank God i am not Scandinavian affected by S.A.D. I was born in a sun which make me have an erection every time i see a bird.HA HA HA HA ...
kiss3451able 1 month ago
@kiss3451able well I'll leave you alone with your bird fetisch then....thats kinda....your own thing. Anyway S.A.D has never been a problem for me. Snow, sun rain whatever Scandinavia is always beautiful.
zorgo12 1 month ago
@kiss3451able Sorry, but whats your problem?
Vivalacoste 2 months ago
@Vivalacoste I don't have a problem matey we just regard you danes as the most racists in Europe...just like the Nazis.
kiss3451able 1 month ago
@kiss3451able That is actually quite racist.
Vivalacoste 1 month ago
@kiss3451able You talk like a pig. We know your type! We usually sell you as bacon and make a profit.
mandmedlem 1 month ago
@mandmedlem I am a Jew matey,i don't eat bacon mate.
kiss3451able 1 month ago
@kiss3451able I don't care what you hide under. If you sound like a pig you are a pig. Don't be ashamed.
mandmedlem 1 month ago
Helt greit.
192superstar 2 months ago
Awwwww ! Jeg dauer !1!
45Malo 3 months ago
Fleksnes is really funny and being a Dane I must say that the number system is selly.
MrHmbpetersen 3 months ago
as a norwegian, danish numbers were always gibberish to me, but when i actually tried it took a couple of minutes to learn. tre 20's fir 20's fem 20's, halvfirs
=three and a half 20's. that's all there is to it.
acismail 3 months ago
@acismail Man kan late som S'en står for snes. For det gjør den, på en måte. Siden et snes er 20.
Nannirk 3 months ago
Jeg stod på jobb en gang, og en danske var uenig i prisen. Han spurte: "Koster det virkelig halvtres fjærs fems?" Og jeg bare: "Hæ?"
eurovisionmgp 4 months ago 2
@eurovisionmgp Det tror jeg ikke han sa..
Fordi halv treds er 50 og fjers er 80 og fems er 100.
det kan ikke koste 50 80 100.
tlokken 2 months ago
@tlokken Det tror jeg han sa. Men det spiller egentlig ikke noen rolle. Jeg fikk bare med meg halvkvart uansett ;)
eurovisionmgp 2 months ago
Innringeren snakket da merkverdig tydelig til å være dansk. Selv om numrene er kompliserte...
Giradox 4 months ago
@Giradox Innringer ? på en ammatørradio ??
tlokken 2 months ago
@tlokken Samma det.
Giradox 2 months ago
@hashrygeren elelr måske er du nederen
TheCuteMaid 4 months ago
@hashrygeren Selve systemet giver mening når du har sat dig ind i det. Matematik er også volapyk når man ikke forstår det. Om det er mere besværligt kan jeg godt give dig ret i, men at kalde et system åndssvagt fordi man ikke selv forstår det er direkte dumt.
CewDane 5 months ago 5
@hashrygeren Dit navn lever fuldt ud op til din kommentar. Det danske talsystem er ikke åndssvagt, men bygger bare på anderledes principper end så mange andre sprog. Det er bygget op over "snese", altså 20. Et eksempel:Halvtreds, halv tre snese(2,5 snese=50), tres, tre snese(3 snese=60), halvfjerds, halv fire snese(3,5 snese=70) firs, fire snese(4 snese=80) osv.
CewDane 5 months ago 2
Vilken diskussion om språk det var här! Kolla på klippet istället och sluta tjafsa med varandra. Vi bör hålla ihop i norden! :)
Holmer87 5 months ago 34
Du har rett! skandinavia <3
LittleGamer95 5 months ago
@Holmer87 Godt sagt! Enig.
Tytteboevsen 1 week ago in playlist Liked videos
"ja är ikke noe intressert" :D haha..
Holmer87 5 months ago
Er dette fra Fleksnes eller er det en sketch han har?
ElliottSmithSocks 6 months ago
@ElliottSmithSocks Dette er fra "Radioten" fra Fleksnes.
tlokken 2 months ago
Jævla dansker med "kartoffler" i halsen :D
stonee206 6 months ago
danish counting system is complicated, they can say what they what. I understand it when i see the numbers.
SuperHans19 7 months ago
I would say I´m one of few swedes who have learned to count in danish or at least understand it. The reason was that I ordered a pizza in Roskilde 1999 and the pizza guy gave me a ticket with number 74. He only spoke arabic and danish. A frekin lottery when he came out with the pizzas. Fantastic...
christian105 7 months ago 20
We have something silmilar in English. Gettysburg Address, A. Lincoln
Four score and seven years ago ......................
PIANOPHUNGUY 8 months ago
@PIANOPHUNGUY
Precisely - and you also used to have the ones before the tens ;-) (five and twenty etc.)
Bjowolf2 5 months ago
This is the funniest video I've ever seen. Fleksnes!!!!!
kyekee 8 months ago
we danes really have the most stupid number system in the world.....
roflmao1616mkay 8 months ago 5
@roflmao1616mkay
Actually there are other languages that have similar vigisimal (base 20) number systems -
eg. French and the Celtic languages. So maybe we picked it up there? When you don't have
pocket calculators 20 (a score) is a good number to use, since it's directly divisible by
10, 5, 4 and 2, say in a trading situation - a similar thing goes for 12 - a dozen.
The trick is not to think about what our "silly" numbers actually mean ;-)
Bjowolf2 5 months ago
I don't get it ho finland is nothing like danish, swedish and norwegian :l
jwaacks 9 months ago
@jwaacks finns are not germanics like nor-swe-den but they descend from slavics
oooodin 9 months ago
@oooodin no, the finns are not slavs. they are part of a different ethnolinguistic group called finno-hungarian, which includes finns, sami, hungarians and estonians, among others.
rasmusjp 9 months ago
Ehuru pjäsen äro ganska muntert framställd finner jag det osannolikt att mannen vars flyg havererade icke talade engelska och således hade möjligheten att framföra sitt budskap på detta tungomål.
Skogsraaet 9 months ago 2
HAHHAHAHAHAHA
atalis1 10 months ago
You all mad that danish number system is far better!
Lordpeppe 11 months ago
Yeah, our number system is rather awkward indeed.
BTW what is up with the spelling in the description?
MultifrugtjuiceOMG 1 year ago
The Danish number system is not any different from the German. Just like the Norwegian number system is no different from the English. The way you say the number is just sort of 'reversed' and includes an "and".
So like, if you were to say "45":
In English and Norwegian they would say it this way: "Forty-five"
In German and Danish they would say it this way: "Five and forty"
What is being spoofed here is the admittedly very weird Danish names for 50, 60, 70, 80 and 90.
forgotmyaccount 1 year ago
@forgotmyaccount Norwegians also say "five and forty", but not as much now as they did 30 years ago...
ohgaad 1 year ago
@forgotmyaccount FINALLY someone got it right!!! THANK YOU!
zeragito 11 months ago
Opposite take swedish, 777 ABSOLUTELY impossible for me to pronounce,
NorseWinter 1 year ago
Halefjerts!
MuffoMan 1 year ago
Haha. Husker jeg ville lære meg den danske tellemåten. Det var slitsomt, og jeg tuller like mye med det i dag.
AnaNord 1 year ago
LOL xD
atalis1 1 year ago
For the further benefit of non-Danish speakers, the numbers the sinking captain gives mean: "Six-and-half-of-the-third degrees five-plus-half-of-the-third minutes north..." Meaning six plus twoscore plus half of the third score: 6 + (2 x 20) + (20/2) = 6 + 40 + 10 = six-and-fifty = 56. That's the system that only the Danes (and some Norwegians) understand, and that's being spoofed here.
hirschbichl6 1 year ago
@hirschbichl6 No, you are wrong.France has the same system as Denmark.
svrljig 1 year ago
@svrljig no, French does not have the same system as Denmark. 1. The Danish have made everything between 50 and 100 a factor of 20: Haltress, Tress, Halfjers, Firs, Halfems...The French only have 80 as a factor of 20 (quatre-vingt). 2. Danish count the smallest number first: en o haltress, tu o haltress, tre o haltress...The French count the biggest number first: cinquante-et-un, cinquante-deux, cinquante-trois...
zeragito 1 year ago
@svrljig one last thing. 3. The French count from 60 - 79 as one series, ex. the word for 70 jn French can be translated to 'sixty-ten' (soixante-dix) and the word for 71, 72...up to 79 can be translated to sixty-eleven, sixty-twelve etc. until sixty-nineteen (soixante-onze, soixante-douze etc. until soixante-dix-neuf). They also count from 80 to 99 as one series, so basically 99 in French can be translated to four-twenty-nineteen (quatre-vingt-dix-neuf).
zeragito 1 year ago
@zeragito the french (and skandinavian languages) make math out of counting, so the best translation of 99 from french to english would be this: four times twenty plus nineteen. 4x20+19=99.
it makes couting diffucult if you learn the languages and you arn't familar with suchs systems. german has a similar system: zweiundvierzig - two-and-fourty 2+40 =42 fourty-two.
Duathos 11 months ago
@Duathos I disagree, Germans are not that complicated. All they do differently is count backwards (same as the Dutch and some Norwegians). But all their double-digit numbers' names, from 20 to 90 are related to the single digit number (50 is from 5, 60 is from 6, 70 is from 7 etc.), they are not fractions of 20 and they are not adding 10, 11, 12 etc to numbers. When you say scandinavian languages make math out of counting, it is only the Danish. Swedish is easy just like English...
zeragito 11 months ago
@svrljig France count normal up until 69, then it gets fuNKeY.... :P
MrHappyPotato1 1 year ago
@svrljig No France does not have the same system as Denmark. A. In French: 50 and 60 are related to 5 and 6 just like everywhere else: 50 = cinquante from 5 = cinque, 60 = soixante from 6 = six. In Danish, 50 and 60 are related to 20 (50 = halvtreds = half of 20 - 3x20, 60 = tres = 3x20). B. The French count 70 to 79 as 60-10, 60-11, 60-12 until 60-19 (soixante-dix, -onze, -douze until soixante-dix-neuf). Danish do not add 10, 11, 12 etc to numbers (ex. 'elve og tres' doesn't exist lol).
zeragito 11 months ago
C. The only numbers related to 20 in French is 80 and 90 (quatre-vingt = 4x20 and quatre-vingt-dix = 4x20+10) but in Danish all numbers between 50 and 90 are related to 20. D. The French count forwards like the English, ex. 65 is soixante-cinque (60 then 5) unlike the Danish who count backwards, 65 is fem og tres (5 then 60). So no, Danish and French use completely different systems and I don't know which is worse:)
zeragito 11 months ago
Han siger 56 og 55.
ikramofir 1 year ago
Ella 8PD!
wowelite2 1 year ago
Takk Wesensteen. Dette klippet er Hysterisk morsomt :D.
Isospinsymmetries 1 year ago
Super funny!
Danish number system is in fact illogic. And the language is illogic to and difficult to learn. Its the illogic that makes it difficult to learn.
intml 1 year ago
@intml Oh, it's logical. The problem is that the terms used haven't been in use for hundreds of years otherwise.
Mesterse 1 year ago
@intml It's not illogic at all. On the contrary, it is very logic - aslong as you get the logic ;) "Tyveboesen" made an excellent explanation to why the numbers are different than in almost every other country, however, that doesn't make it illogical, just different.
You can compare it to math. It doesn't make sense if you dont understand it, but once you get it, it all makes sense.
CewDane 1 year ago
i didn't get it?
98blasse 1 year ago
HAHA, jeg skjønner han godt. Danske tall og danskene generelt er rare....og umulige å forstå...;)
filmguttom 1 year ago 4
@filmguttom We developed a secret language that no one would understand while we plot to take over the world by defrosting the vikings! :)
Krygeryo 1 year ago 3
Lad os endelig diskutere det på engelsk, det giver da virkelig mening.. tsk tsk
mangelpaaideer 1 year ago
"Min position kommer nu" hahahahahahahaaa! XD
shaneonya 1 year ago
When a norwegian talks to a dane, it´s like when a briton listen to an australian
Both languages sounds like they never will reach the end of the sentence..
BoratKazakstan 1 year ago
@BoratKazakstan and when a norwegian listens to a dane, they wonder how the dane can fit a potato into their mouth
ohgaad 1 year ago
Every time a dane speaks to me I think: "Wha...what?"
Bidmartinlo 1 year ago
hi hi jeg er norsk jeg er norsk i till jeg har alle fleksnes episodene xD
sub4subifyouliketo 1 year ago
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Im danish, but I love Fleksnes (in a non-gay kinda way) *cough* But learned something from the comments "@Eirikursson nej halftreds betyder ikke halvdelen af tres, for saa ville det jo vaere 30. det betyder halv-tredie snese, hvor halv tredie er 2.5, saa 2.5*20 = 50. Proev selv med halvfjers = halv-fjerde snese 3.5*20 og halvfems = halv-femte snese = 4.5*20" Thanks
bjjacobsen78 1 year ago
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Im danish, but I love Fleksnes (in a non-gay kinda way) *cough* But learned something from the comments "@Eirikursson nej halftreds betyder ikke halvdelen af tres, for saa ville det jo vaere 30. det betyder halv-tredie snese, hvor halv tredie er 2.5, saa 2.5*20 = 50. Proev selv med halvfjers = halv-fjerde snese 3.5*20 og halvfems = halv-femte snese = 4.5*20" Thanks
bjjacobsen78 1 year ago
larson pv Oslo? it is LA8PV :p
joarn2 1 year ago
Det har på en måde altid været sådan, så man tænker ligesom ikke noget over det x3
CharlotteMadison 1 year ago
"Hello Oslo, FINALLY someone responds to my destress call
Here are my position ( then he switch to Danish )."
He's speaking Danish all along...
Andreastij 1 year ago 12
@Andreastij
Good point, but what i meant to say was that i would translate in Danish due to the fact that it would underscore the point of the joke, hope my explanation makes sense ;-)
martinjpedersen 1 year ago 8
Fleksnes har svært ved at forstå "to-og-halvtres"
kenmathiasen 1 year ago
hahahahahaha drit løye
crazy362halo 1 year ago
ehhh lol? STFU dude?
ImJustAnotherKid 1 year ago
han gjorde ikke narr av tallene. han sa han hatet maydayer og at han ikke forstod de danske tallene din tufs!!!!
stei9cool 1 year ago
What is even stranger about the Danish language is that 25 "femogtyve" translates to "fiveandtwenty" instead of "twenty-five".
Makes no sense but there you go.
rorylol 1 year ago
@rorylol Saying femogtyve (fiveandtwenty) for 25 is normal in Norway too. Although I think it was officially declared wrong a few years ago and you should now say tjuefem (twentyfive).
probbarn 1 year ago
@rorylol "femogtyve" makes just as much sense as the german "fünf-und-zwanzig" that also translates (word-part for word-part) to "fiveandtwenty", but means twentyfive. English is actually one of the few languages that pronounces tens before ones, so in that respect english is the odd-one out.
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bbham 1 year ago
@rorylol English used to use the same word order. Americans will recognise the phrase "four score and seven years ago" (4 x 20 + 7 = 87), and I guess most English-speaking children have at some point recited "four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie" (24). But that word order is quite old-fashioned now.
bbham 1 year ago
@bbham
"Four and twenty", pretty normal in Norway ^^
"Fire og tyve" 24.
Metalheadyup 1 year ago
@Metalheadyup tjue-fire :)
MrHappyPotato1 1 year ago
@MrHappyPotato1
We say both. Tjue-fire and fire og tyve.
Metalheadyup 1 year ago
i just heard:bla bla nghfha bla dfgfddf bla fgdr bla bla bla fdgpidgfdj...
markusse007 1 year ago
fleknsnes rules
firben00 1 year ago
FUCK YOU SWEDEN! just kidding ... but seriusly !
snailawayfan 1 year ago
TALLIÐ ÍSLENSKU!!!!!!
kolemanplace 1 year ago 2
@kolemanplace Segir þú,skrifaðir talið vitlaust.
Vommdoddus 1 year ago
vores system er jo det samme som det tyske....
omgdetv 1 year ago
@omgdetv
Nei det er ikke riktig. I tyskland teller vi som i Norge eller Sverige. Den danske måten er mer som den franske...
Svartjagare 1 year ago
i hate speaking...im danish, lol, so its just....*mumble*..hej *mumble*
josewegsonty1998 1 year ago
Meget sjovt. I Danmark er Fleksnes meget populær....I nordmænd er sgu herlige.
145Nudel 1 year ago 3
Firs = 4 snese, som også er 1 ol. tres = 3 snese, som igen er 5 dusin. en snes = 20, men 20 er tyve, ikke en snes!
Det er også ligegyldigt om man siger tyve-tre eller tre-og-tyve i Kristiansand, de forstår begge dele, hvad de ikke gør højere oppe mod nord!
Nordmændene har også en mil, det er 10 km! Og de bruger en hekto om 100 gram!
allancnc 1 year ago
Är det någon som kan tala om för mig vilken dialekt som "Mayday-dansken" talar? Den var extremt lätt att förstå i mina svenska öron.
TheGoldenSphinx 1 year ago
@TheGoldenSphinx Det lyder mest som noget vestjysk, måske nede i det sønderjyske.
Coti76 1 year ago
Rubriken är fel i mina ögon. Marve gör inte narr av det (obegripliga) danska räknesystemet. Han är helt enkelt en barnslig, lat man som inte orkar ta tag i saker om det kräver lite extra av honom. Samma sak med hans dåliga engelska. Han ser ju sig själv som störst, bäst och vackrast, därmed tror han att han pratar perfekt engelska, fast det låter skit. :)
TheGoldenSphinx 1 year ago
Det høres egentlig ganske godt at dansken ikke er dansk
DasJoppe 1 year ago
haha det her er jo genialt !
NannaAnderson 1 year ago
ha, ha - den var go'
men det er nu det samme den anden vej rundt, jeg bliver sgu altid så forvirret, når jeg skal købe noget i Sverige og Norge og de fortæller mig prisen - jeg stikker dem bare en stor seddel for at være på den sikre side:-)
Maischa1000 1 year ago
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tlokken 1 year ago
@Maischa1000 @Maischa1000
Der er vel merkelig, er det ikke ?
For på den danske 50-lappen står det vist FEMTI gjør det ikke ?
( Ikke den nye som kom i år, men den gamle ), rar at dere dansker da ennu ikke har læret dere Femti ( 50 - Halvtreds )
tlokken 1 year ago
@tlokken Jo det hele er meget indviklet. Femti (og alle de andre treti firti seksti osv.) bruges stadig til checks og i banker bruges dette også i talesproget. Men som du selv skriver, står dette ikke på de nye sedler. Ifølge dansk sprognævn eksisterer begge systemer (halvtreds og femti) stadig som talord. Men i gængs (normal) tale bruges disse ikke. Så ja, forvirringen er vel total for alle andre end danskerne.
Tytteboevsen 1 year ago
@Tytteboevsen I'm austrian, I just recognized I can understand danish as well, is it also a germanic language?
samsungstar87 1 year ago
@samsungstar87 Yes. It's a North Germanic language.
MrWildfire95 1 year ago
@samsungstar87 That's pretty amzing if you undestand everything :) as MrWildfire95 said, yes danish, swedish, norwegien, faroe and islandic are all Norht Germanic lang. They all have their roots in the lang. spoken in Germany, denmark Norway etc. back in around 800-1000. The english language has been influenced by the settlers which can be seen especially in the end of place names (?). The endings -by, -dal/dale, -ey/ay, -ness all origin from this lang. (Grimsby, Swaledale, Orkney, Orford Ness)
Tytteboevsen 1 year ago
@samsungstar87 german and danish are very close to eachother but danish is a skandinavian language like norway+swedish
just becuase danish and german are close together it doesn't make it easier for danish people to understand german.....belive me
Alesandros356 1 year ago
@Alesandros356 Hi there, I know what you are on about. it's like " our austrian german " and " germany german " we understand germans very good, but german doesn't really understand us because of our slang and more than thousand words are different. But I was just wondering because I can understand " danish " very good. I tryed to read danish web sides and I understood more than 80% of it. By the way is it also close to " Flamish "? 2nd official language of belgium. I'm not sure if you know this
samsungstar87 1 year ago
@samsungstar87 Reading danish is one thing, understanding spoken danish is a completely different matter... It's like reading british and hearing cockney :P
TheRealYngin 1 year ago 2
@TheRealYngin - Sammenligningen af forholdet mellem standard britisk-engelsk og cockney - med forholdet mellem norsk og dansk, er faktisk rigtig god! Eksempelvis bruges der i cockney en glottal lukkelyd, i stil med det danske 'stød'.
Dog ska det siges at standard britisk-engelsk har mange svækkelser, der ligger nærmere dansk end norsk. Desuden har cockney selvsagt aldrig haft en indflydelse på standard britisk-engelsk, der nærmer sig den, som dansk har haft på norsk. :)
0lifr 1 year ago
@Maischa1000 Hahaha, samme som jeg gjør når jeg er i Danmark! :P
komodore 1 year ago
@Eirikursson I think the english language has even more contractions than the danish. "I will" becomes "I'll" and "Give me" becomes "Gimme" etc.
DannySays92 1 year ago
@DannySays92 That may be, but English ain't all that hard to learn, whereas Danish.. well I'm glad I don't have to learn it!! However, in English the do-paraphrase is quite hard for a lot of foreigners to master as it doesn't(!) occur in other european languages.
BinYalla 1 year ago
ah det jo nok også lige noget af det sværeste dansk, jydsk er bar ikke særlig forståeligt for jer andre skandinavere, selv nogle danskere sys jydsk lyder mærkeligt. Godt man er jyde! :D
69Muffmeister 1 year ago
In Denmark's defense; Norwegian sounds like high notes all the way, even the darkest voices can't scare anybody. It's kind of a sissy language, totally unmanly... a castrated language. Try imagine the Norwegian mafia scaring someone... HAHAHA. Okay, no offence. I live in Sweden, btw! :)
ElegantSpark 1 year ago
@ElegantSpark bra du skriver på engelsk, ellers ville ingen forstått:)
mouhaahaahaa 1 year ago
@mouhaahaahaa Retarded, eller? Kan du varken förstå svenska eller danska? Jag visste att ni norskar var lite weird...
ElegantSpark 1 year ago
@ElegantSpark nå var du veldig kul.
mouhaahaahaa 1 year ago
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VeritySeeker 1 year ago
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@ElegantSpark " I live in Sweden, btw! :)"
No shit...
VeritySeeker 1 year ago
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gitargud7 1 year ago
@ElegantSpark norge har mange dialækta så bare hold kjæft!
Joke332 1 year ago
@Joke332 Take a chill pill. Danska, svenska eller norska... same shit, egentligen. Inte mycket skillnad.
ElegantSpark 1 year ago
@Joke332 Det er kult å skrive på dialekt
torasbjoern 1 year ago
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ElegantSpark 1 year ago
NORWEGIANS are too DUMB to understand other Scandinavian languages
robertjohnson487 1 year ago
@robertjohnson487
That is so untrue, because its in fact the danes and the swedes that have a hard time understanding us, while norwegians can more easily understand swedes and danes. But, this number system, really.. why learn that?..
2biaz 1 year ago
@robertjohnson487 norwegians have the best understanding of all scandinavian languages, sweden has the poorest.
ManvsMachine7 1 year ago 172
@ManvsMachine7 agree
Alesandros356 1 year ago
@ManvsMachine7 you've got to be kidding me...
jedivolt 1 year ago
@ManvsMachine7 also depends on where in sweden you come from,im from southern sweden and i have no problems understanding danish but most people from middle or northerh sweden dont unserstand danish at all
Bolsjevikpirayan 1 year ago
@Bolsjevikpirayan no that one doesn't work on me, i come from skåne and they say that people here "should" understand danish better but it's just as incoherent to me as the norweigan language... although i'm planning to learn some of it, because it's getting very embarrassing heh.
lollopisemis 8 months ago
@lollopisemis I feel the same way about swedish.
So embarrassing standing in front of a swede when hes getting all that your saying and your just standing there like a retard not knowing what hes saying.
FcK2420 8 months ago
@ManvsMachine7 very true lol
zeragito 11 months ago
@ManvsMachine7 Well, probably. But I don't see any problem with changing to English if I have to when talking with danish people. "We" understand most of the Norwegian dialects just fine though.
barrf02 9 months ago
@ManvsMachine7 thats not right
ThaVendelbo 9 months ago
@ManvsMachine7 we cant, nor do we want to understand danish! KILL EM ALL! :D
MrJaegermister 9 months ago