Jake and Amir: Master Cleanse

[SuperCoolBuddy111]

"Jay Witz" hahaha!!!

[elicik1]

That moment when you find a Jake and Amir episode you haven't seen before. In the words of Gabriel Iglesias: "AHHHHH. Priceless"

[Defoe18Hotspur]

@286headshot its from one of the prank war episodes :D

[GigglingShroomz]

i keep saying "last jake and amir vid" but i just cant stop clicking!!!

[loldocs]

@3286headshot it's from when Streeter pranked Amir at the basketball game with the half court shot.

[jaymwright]

Carrot sticks dipped in milk dipped in......jake: stop it

[abrakajingleberries]

yiz lol

[fbiseyal]

That big check in the background is from the half court shot video

[whoyoulookinat18]

i might just try this...haha yeh right fuck that shit!

[MrKilroyWasHere1]

quincy... quincy... QUINCY!!!

[Brawler656]

lol the big check at the beginning is from prank war, am i the only one who knows or,.....

[bonbon3021]

whats with amir's huge check?



[Grinder815]

@bonbon3021

Well Streeter and Amir have this "Prank war" going on. Watch the "Million Dollar Prank War" video they have.

[MeleeFiend01]

1:55 if you were wondering when he says 'im starving'

[meruldeworld543]

1:57 i kept clicking for like 2 mins

[meruldeworld543]

@meruldeworld543 1:55

[meruldeworld543]

@meruldeworld543 arrgh 1:56

[icedevil168]

@Lenwellocked

Nononononoh

2 minutes later he dies of thirst

[Lenwelocked]

2 days later *Amir dies of thirst*

[poiuytrew564]

1:57 lol



[ShakeItLikeAPoleroid]

hold down 6. you're welcome

[ContainedMax]

@ShakeItLikeAPoleroid your welcome for what?

[loviette1621]

Stop bein mean ta pat -:(

[SlyRacoon9]

I love Amir's logic

[SlyRacoon9]

Yiz, correct. yiz. yiz. yiz yi- WHY?

[SilverJigGames]

How did both the top rated comments manage to mis-quote the last line in the video?

Sounds like "I was starving" to me... =P

[0Thejoshuaclark0]

I wish i could ah sheese y'all twas a dream but i can't dream as i stay up watching Jake and Amir

[blueeyesaf]

Milk is good for you.

[XXNiC0L0XX]

DIPPED in milk

[Aquabibllamacorn15]

Am I the only one who wants to marry Amir??

[TzipporahElizabeth]

Shoot, wrong video... I meant to watch Jake and Quincy.

[Nerfer998]

You can actually go 3 weeks without food.

[rooo1o]

@Nerfer998 60 days to be correct.

[agk971]

@Nerfer998 Not without water though.

[Airbear12321]

hold 2 for beatbox

[TheeZirain]

lol i just watched jake and amir silent treatment (i think) where amir keeps going on about a dude named quincy then come to this video and qunicy comes up again? (cool story i know)

[dilsy96]

This obsession began with that one fateful line "SNAKE EYES BITCCHHEESSSS"

[MineCrafty101]

0.01

[starcraft2playa1]

0:29 if you look at the far left of jake theres a poster on the wall that looks like amir lol.

[TheEagleEnigma]

jwitz. Lol

[PwnT3hN00bz]

how is Amir still alive??

[GingerMellow5]

Lol. On the pillar behind Jake was a picture of the dramatic chipmunk!

[EJsmile15]

1:39 hahahha the "DIPPED" part gets me SOO weak

[THEerinatore]

A bag of chips eh? Must be chicken nugget flavored. WHERE DO I BUY THEM

[rebelslayer13]

For masters, by masters, 4 masters

[Izaak247]

DIPPED!

[J1arrod]

Titties

[cantthinknoname]

Actually titsmcgee was right... Stop trying to correct people on YouTube

[abchat1]

@cantthinknoname no he was not?

[abchat1]

@cantthinknoname you are very very wrong. it should be "hey pat YOU ARE..." hence "you're" not "your". silly.

[willfeav]

@cantthinknoname No, now you're both wrong. Oh look at that, I used the correct word.

[abchat1]

@cantthinknoname  you are actually the dumbest cunt. go buy a dictionary.

[joed653]

press 6 alot

[titsmcgee23606]

HEY PAT YOUR A DUMMY....ASS! Lololol

[MxOxRxRxIxS]

@titsmcgee23606 Love how proud he was of himself for saying it.

[ericsyutubeaccount]

@titsmcgee23606 you're

[soycriticonypunto]

For Master, By Masters for Masters.... jajajajajajajaaa this bitch its fuckin crazy!"!!!!

[xlr84lyfe]

yezz

[tomfoolery58]

4 masters

[RapVirtuoso]

Yezzz

[frozenmummy]

yezzz

[DevinEagle]

DIPPED in milk, DIPPED ...

>> Shut up.

[XxwhoaitsmoexX]

"I can have bacon fat, or butter fat, or carrot sticks...DIPPED in milk, DIPPED..." hahaha Amir you are one funny man.

[3432409]

yezz

[3286headshot]

does anyone see that big ass check for amir at 0:05

[ExtinguishedKhaos]

@3286headshot Thats from prank war... 7? I think, where he got pranked into thinking he got a half-court shot for 500,000.00

[MrVulgaris]

@3286headshot I misread this as "big ass cheek"

[TaylorSaysHii]

IM STARVING !

[MerryGo528491]

@TaylorSaysHii I don't care. 

[BIGbangman4759]

@TaylorSaysHii Me 2 :(

[henkekk]

@TaylorSaysHii when was that!? i missed that part..

[Crashlanding95]

Thanks for making me a fighter!

[ragegod13]

im getting heart failiure from hearing amire talk D:

[noregrets1030]

Yezzz

[snowboardfreakssss]

amir was on the show louie last night.. it was awesome

[pleasenomore100]

chicken nuggets FTW!!! (for the wind)

[Crashlanding95]

@pleasenomore100 for the wolf

[mattttttttty44]

Yezzzz

[DenoNomer]

Butter-fat, lol! xD

[ChikaVadik]

Yeah... He's probably not going to survive.

[bha239]

Yezzz

[derallter]

6 666 Likes.

[elish80]

Yezzz

yezzzz

yezzz

yezz

yezz

[burtonvrocker]

Yezzz

[DRayar]

ahhnn....

well.....

yezzz

[jamalmaster64]

yezzz

[DarlingDiamond]

yezzz

[DarkTruthification]

ok when i got on this vid i look at the comments and all of a sudden bam like ten yezzzzzz

[hyphext]

yezz

[TheZachius]

yezzz..

[MiniMee134]

yezzz

[woottome]

yezzz

[BurgerZombieClown]

yezzz

[macabannana]

yezzz

[lamboroghini]

yezzzz.......

[MrHalfblack69]

This was made on my birthday

[TheBlondeNation]

I DEMAND a shirt that says "Sooo... Dinner Tonight?" With a picture of Amir, please!

[LovelyJessica24]

@TheBlondeNation Amazing idea, that would be awesome!

[MxOxRxRxIxS]

@TheBlondeNation You can have any shirt made for like 20 bucks. Print screen the shot you want. Print on picture paper. Take to a store like Custom Graphics (That's the name of the store here) They can blow it up and put whatever you want to say on it.

[Sixty63rd]

No food, no water, For Masters, By Masters, FOUR Masters!! Hahahahaha!!

[Averagelifeofme]

With Cocks, You're all set!



[SuperBatman900]

i think we can't stop watching because amirs glasses are hypno shades

[BigD4ddyWarbux]

If you ever have work to do, NEVER say "oh i'll just watch one jake and amir"

you will NOT be able to stop watching

[jpheitman]

This is the first J&A I saw, over a year ago. I was hooked from the start. :D

[Sixty63rd]

QUINCY! :D

[chuntusmac]

@Sixty63rd NO

[TheBrianisinthehouse]

best partyour eating chips right now I am starving haha

[Bobqq89]

Jake is so wierd

[xxfuturerevealedxx]

LOL IM impressed you get it but u still want to do it

[afroman802]

@xxfuturerevealedxx thats what she said 2x

[afroman8481]

@whoisthetank1 homework!? It's summer!

[suggestions8]

@afroman8481 Not everywhere.

[F1R1NMAHLAZAH]

@0808bella Jake and Amir: New Girlfriend

[whoisthetank1]

Why can't I stop watching?! I have homework to do! It's 12:27 AM! D:

[Zergasp]

I am a master...

a masterbater.

[SuperCurlytom]

If you look at Amir when he talks, he constantly blinks... I have noticed this in a lot of Jake and Amir videos!

[starkiller1289]

you know what happens when he eats the chips he eats his leg to the bone

Note: he has chicken bones

[0808bella]

i've been trying to find the video where it goes

Amir: ahthankyou

Jake: itwasn'tacompliment

Amir: Ahyesitwass

if anyone knows what i'm talking about let me know!

[mizike5678]

@0808bella Jake and Amir: Question

[0808bella]

@mizike5678 I just checked it out and that's not the one (they didn't say those lines at all) lol.. thanks anyway tho :)

[mizike5678]

@0808bella I kno lol i was fucking with u

[SquidW3eD]

"One last video!!" - ye right :\

[StreamLax]

keith stone needs to die

[acaash]

@StreamLax ???

[muzosh]

@StreamLax i dont know him >_<''

[smello897]

i was meant to watch 1 video before my homework, ive now been here for 2 hours and now im going on my ps3. and ive done jack shit on my hoemwork, thankyou jake and amir!

[PinkeCarrot]

ugh, my videos keep getting interrupted by this commercial about some girl that hates miracle whip. i dont care about miracle whip

[AvatarBowler]

i love this part:

"im doing the masters cleanse"

"is that where u only drink water for a week?"

"no no no thats the masters cleanse"

[anders9666]

@ChidAndBick either that's a joke, or you're racist

[boris417]

IM STARVING!

[pafchoka]

the dramatic beaver at jake's background any1 ? :D !

[MrEvilStevo]

im going to go one step further.

Im watching these videos IN my exam. yeah. thats right. i win.

[27RandomMaxx]

MOM:hey son why you reading.

ME: i'm doing the master's master cleanse it's when you don't watch jake and amir for five seconds.

MOM:if you succeed you might finally win my respect

-four seconds later-

MOM: you disappoint me.

[JWayFox]

@27RandomMaxx csb

[leonheart804]

pat disappeared at 0:20

[spinamajig]

Stop writing dumb comments and GO STUDY!!

[itsRYNOstyle]

the final jake and amir (if such a thing happens, heaven forbid) should be them going to dinner.

[yeaiplaywarcraft]

@itsRYNOstyle going to mcdonalds for chicken nuggets should be the finale



[SinisterXReApErX]

I would like to see AT LEAST one video of jake and amir actually going to dinner together... i'm curious ;P

[ajremydawg]

MOVIE

[ippimerawr]

I have nothing at all to do, no homework or exams, so why am I watching jake and amir? :P

[lolzjustmelolz]

dramatic gopher on the wall behind jake!

[Blackoperationsify]

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[Kyvinn]

I'm STARVING!



[killadeebs772]

Press 2 for bouncey Amir Press 6 for Jake having fun

[KidGogetaSSj]

where's 2:00? thumbs up so every1 can see

[CostaChic15]

I honestly just can NOT imagine the fact that ammir is like a regular person. omg.

[Chrispoirier]

lol is that amirs big check for from the basketball prank at the start?

[treehugger898]

@zozococo12 what about nay?? and crazay in my nazay???

[LunarExpo]

@treehugger898 "nay" just means no so its not a quote

[sleym07]

yezzzzzzz :P

[pinkguitargirl100]

there is no 2:00

[TheGANSTER1028]

@pinkguitargirl100 yo thats werid

[LunarExpo]

@pinkguitargirl100 noone gives a flaming fart about 2:00

[huhhuhhuhwood]

Amir is such a geek

I would kick his ass

I feel bad for Jake having to work with him all day

I really fell bad for Pat they always make fun of him

Oh and Sarah is kinda cute

[FortyFive456]

@huhhuhhuhwood you do realise it's not for real?

[huhhuhhuhwood]

@FortyFive456  yeah i know its fake im just saying. its funny though

[Airborne008]

@huhhuhhuhwood I agreed on nothing except the Sarah part :p

I mean considering this is all just acting x)

[mejico94]

i called someone a dummy ass at school without realizing what i said...everyone including a teacher laughed at me. haha thanks for that amir.

[lettertree11]

@mejico94 It's okay, people laugh at me all the time for saying "oh sheesh y'all, twas a dream."

[BigDreamer8]

why does amir have a huge check from the university of maryland??

[mfacta]

Press one maneh times and its a pokémon showdown

[evhguitarist3]

he'd be able to have carrot sticks DIPPED in milk and boiled to the raw!

[liza4222Irule]

is jake single? i won't mind taking him.

[XS0rceX]

press 7 for a complete lie

[cobybcdude]

Press 2 repeatedly to make Amir a German hip hop artist.

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

why does amir hate pat?

[baxtertothemax]

He's quick on the draw with those chips

[MegaSuperBecky]

Why is Jake and Amir so impossible to stop watching!?

[7waystosunday]

@MegaSuperBecky Because It's tons of funny stuffed into 2-4 minutes :) Perfect :D

[Laurelindo]

@MegaSuperBecky Because:

1. they are kickass characters and actors

2. they are straight to the point and easy to follow

3. they have tons of short clips so none of them become tedious