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  • "You were looking good from a far, now you're just far from looking good" hahaha 5:17

  • fuk u!...get cho azz up! u dirty bastard! lmfao

  • im taking karate er'day...

  • i love it how the crowd is dyin' thru the entire show, just proves the talent Martin can deliver.

    'Honey! What the mofo is this? Ma' back is hurtin' lol

  • looks of being a cop. thus has several movies.

    impressive

    do not know what comedy central

    the only difference here in the comments

    I am not like you

  • still funny as hell

  • Can I ask you something....LOL

  • you bald headed than a motherfucker...

  • hallie berry dont look like that i feel like you set me up lmao

  • drunk husband part is the funniest shit

  • uh huh ya BALD headed than a muthafucka LMAO !

  • YOU GOTTA USE CHEDDAR, CHEDDAR'S WHAT YOU USE. MY MOMMA TOLD ME DAT.

  • NOW YOU JUS A BIG BUSH FROM UP THE STREET LOL

  • EVERY WEEK.. YOU TELLIN ME... YOU GONNA GET... YOUR LIP WAXED.!!!!!!!

  • I love me some Martin he is so funny!

  • "You was around the way girl...now you just the big B*tch from up the street! Huh?! Huh?! What was that motha..." LMAO Martin is foolish!

  • Scottie from the Whispers..lol. Martin is a trip!!

  • 4:05 to 4:14 how was my macroni and cheese? its fuckd up bitch lmao

  • "9 times outta 10 you done got your ass whopped in your sleep"

  • Can I ask you something?

    When the fuck you gon grow your hair back?

    Im tired....Just tired

    You bald headed than a muthafucka

    You told me

    You was getting the Halle Berry look

    Halle Berry dont look like that......LMFAO!!!

  • You was around the way girl. Now you just a big bitch from up the street!!! hahaha!!

  • I get fck'd up n get honest as hell too.....don't ask me shyt cause I'mma give it to you real!

  • "well fuck it be a man hoe"lmao

  • hahahaa martin cant paint perfect pictures,you just can see him stand in the bar

  • @NellStalgya or home in the living room lmao

  • Can I asked you something?? When the f*ck u grow your hair back?? Ya baldheaded then a muthaf*cka!! Ha?Ha? I dont give damn.....LMAO

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  • "you was a'round the way girl...now you just a big bitch from up the street"

  • CAN I ASK U SOMETHING?!

  • you might as well let em take da whole lip lmao

  • maybe you should stop drinkin vaziaye! lml

  • @ceanasucksmy That's Courvoisier son.

  • "how was my mac n cheese"?"IT'S FUCK"D UP BITCH"!!!......LMFAO

  • "can i ask u sum'n, how cum u got mo shavin bumps than me" martin is tha bessst by far!!!

  • @MsDecharo MINE 2!!!! LOOL

  • You told me you were getting the Halle Berry look....... Halle Berry dont look like that.... Best part of the stand up right there!!!

  • OMG I'm almost peeing in my pants

  • "when i met you, you were look in good from afar now you far from look in good"

    oh i was dying

  • You Big Bitch You Lmao

  • Everyweek yuu tellinqq me ! Yuu qoinqq t2 qet yoo lip waxed . Yuu miqht as well let them take the whole lip , kmsl ! !

  • @adbeast10 IM LAUGHING SO FUCKIN HARD AT THAT PART LMAO.

  • This is the best comedy piece i've ever herd

  • I feel like you set me up! that is priceless

  • this shit has me rolling everytime. its my ab work out

  • "Let me put this drink down before i say some shit i shouldnt say"

    Priceless

  • now you just a big bitch from up tha street lol hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • That is a Good drink There!

  • This part reminds me of my dad when he use to drink lol

  • "You use to be an around the way girl...now you jus a big bitch from up the street"..lmao I was literally crying wen he said dat

  • For All The Messed Up Relationships Have A Drink At This!!!! LOL

  • lolool

  • Its amazing how martin looks the same he havn't went out of shape

  • None of you mthrfkrs can cook, nd your mother, tell her to stay the fuck outa my face, always in my face, sayin how was my maccaroni nd cheese? it was fucked up bitch.::L:L.crack upp

  • "Now you just a big bitch from up the street" lmao

  • I remember when I met u, u were a round the way girl. Now u just a big bitch from up the street. lmao!

  • ' I am looking at you and I cant even imagine it' lol lol 

  • next stop: martin's show "Gaurd Your Grill" martin gettin whoopd by tommy herns

  • Jeromes in da hou-hou-house in ya mouuff =]

  • LOL.........MIGHT AS WELL LET EM TAKE YA WHOLE LIP ......CUZ DA SHYT ON YO LIPS GOT SOME SHIT ON ITS LIP LLLMFFFAOOO<<<<<<DAS MY JOKE

  • how 's my macaroni and chesse is fucked up bitchhhhhhhhhhhh lol

  • "i feel like u set me up... motherfucker!!"

  • "you big bitch, you!"....Dam...I am WEAK! LMBAO!

  • I dont like your mama and your family, I dont like none of you mother fuckers,,,hee hee

  • u told me u was gettin da halle berry look halle dont look like dat why is it u got more shavin bumps then me LMFAO

  • Huh...what you say? Huh? Muthafucka!! I don't give a damn! I don't give a damn!!!

  • I'm lookin at you and I can't imagine it

  • how was my macaroni and chesse....ITS FUCKED UP BITCH XD LMAO

  • wahahahahahahahahahahaahahahha­hahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahaa­hahhaahhahaahahhaa i cant stop laughing ! :p

  • richard pryor style right there

  • Howw Was My Macaroni And Cheese It Was Fucked Up Bitch LLS

  • IM TAKING KARATE EVERYDAY LOL

  • fugget! be amanuuuh

  • "maybe u should stop drinking Courvoisier!" lol

  • Courvoisier-ay-ayeee!

  • I believe he was lying about what happen in the street because he was stuttering and didn't seem that convincing like he was in the rest of his stories, I think he left a few pieces out of the puzzle....geez!

  • @driven39 yeah & and I believe that he was looking at his hand for the actual topic piece to remember what he was supposed to joke about....sad : \

  • @Secrecaryoo090 I totally agree and I didn't even realize he was reading his hand.

  • lmao I love this part of the movie.

  • you wake up ahh my mother fuckin neck ahh my back what happened

  • "I feel like u set me up!..lol ..."that is a good drink there"..thats my drink there" lmao Martin is halirous u gotta luv him!

  • "Huh huh huh"..ok...i said ok"

  • now u just a big bitch from up the street

  • "Halle Berry Dont look like that!" lmao

  • Dat don't look like Halle Berry!

  • funny part of the whole damn show; especially when he starts to cry.

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  • "Can i ask u sum'n? When da fuck you gon grow yo hair back? I'm tied, yes i said it, i'm tied....uh hu, ya bald-headed than a muthufucka"

    LMFAO!!!!

    *Still stylin on em*

  • "You said you was getting the Halle Berry look. Halle Berry don't look like that! I feel like you set me up!" lmao

  • DONT NOBODY PUT PASTEURIZED CHEESE IN MACARONI AND CHEESE...YOU GOTTA USE CHEDDAR

  • Martin sounds like Richard Pryor when he acts drunk.

  • "WHEN YOU FIRST GAINED 5 POUNDS THAT WAS CUTE.IMMA ADMIT IMM AMAMAMI THAT OKAY.BUT 75 POUNDS GOD DAMN"

  • How Was My Macaroni&Cheeeeese....ITS FUCKED UP BITCH! LOL

  • You used to be a 'round the way girl now you're just the big bitch from up the street! ROTFL

  • It looks like we got a dog! Thats what the neighbors think!

  • HALLE BERRY DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT!!!!!!

  • Can I ask you something? LOL

  • "my ankles still sore from the last time we tore it around".....laughing my ass off; and im a big girl!!!!!!!!!

  • "Look at you. Ahh god look at you.." LOL!!

  • ROFL!!!!!

  • "When I met you, you were a around the way girl. Now you are just a big bitch from up the block" classic

  • im taking karate EVERYDAY! IM TAKING KUNG FU, IM TAKING JUJITSU, IM TAKING ALL THE MARTIAL ARTS IM TRYIN 2 MASTER THAT SHIT. SO I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW I CAN CHOKE THE FUCKIN LIFE OUT UR ASS WITH OUT THEM TRACING IT BACK TO FOR FORENSIC YOU BIG BITCH YOU LMAO!

  • "You got to use cheddar, cheddar is what you use my mama taught me dat." LMFAO!!

  • You told me you was gettin the halle berry look.....HALLE BERRY DONT LOOK LIKE DAT!! LMAO!

  • this is the best part of this movie

  • " I feel like you set me up"

  • FUCKING AWESOME!!!! hahahaha

  • "You was lookin good from a far now you just far from lookin good"

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