None of you mthrfkrs can cook, nd your mother, tell her to stay the fuck outa my face, always in my face, sayin how was my maccaroni nd cheese? it was fucked up bitch.::L:L.crack upp
I believe he was lying about what happen in the street because he was stuttering and didn't seem that convincing like he was in the rest of his stories, I think he left a few pieces out of the puzzle....geez!
im taking karate EVERYDAY! IM TAKING KUNG FU, IM TAKING JUJITSU, IM TAKING ALL THE MARTIAL ARTS IM TRYIN 2 MASTER THAT SHIT. SO I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW I CAN CHOKE THE FUCKIN LIFE OUT UR ASS WITH OUT THEM TRACING IT BACK TO FOR FORENSIC YOU BIG BITCH YOU LMAO!
"You were looking good from a far, now you're just far from looking good" hahaha 5:17
slicksottia 2 weeks ago
fuk u!...get cho azz up! u dirty bastard! lmfao
contrettofab 2 weeks ago
im taking karate er'day...
countryboi81atl 2 weeks ago
i love it how the crowd is dyin' thru the entire show, just proves the talent Martin can deliver.
'Honey! What the mofo is this? Ma' back is hurtin' lol
DarkRezo 2 weeks ago
looks of being a cop. thus has several movies.
impressive
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the only difference here in the comments
I am not like you
LoveKonata1 1 month ago
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still funny as hell
gullybytch 2 months ago
still funny as hell
gullybytch 2 months ago
Can I ask you something....LOL
jrocckkk 2 months ago
you bald headed than a motherfucker...
mysterybat35 3 months ago 2
hallie berry dont look like that i feel like you set me up lmao
MrGregoryHawkins 3 months ago 2
drunk husband part is the funniest shit
imserious2187 3 months ago 2
uh huh ya BALD headed than a muthafucka LMAO !
YungChiz09 3 months ago 2
YOU GOTTA USE CHEDDAR, CHEDDAR'S WHAT YOU USE. MY MOMMA TOLD ME DAT.
mone1303 3 months ago 3
NOW YOU JUS A BIG BUSH FROM UP THE STREET LOL
mone1303 3 months ago
EVERY WEEK.. YOU TELLIN ME... YOU GONNA GET... YOUR LIP WAXED.!!!!!!!
mone1303 3 months ago
I love me some Martin he is so funny!
cortesh37 4 months ago
"You was around the way girl...now you just the big B*tch from up the street! Huh?! Huh?! What was that motha..." LMAO Martin is foolish!
wigginsdt 4 months ago
Scottie from the Whispers..lol. Martin is a trip!!
TeeBird1987 4 months ago
4:05 to 4:14 how was my macroni and cheese? its fuckd up bitch lmao
MrSoloscreationz 5 months ago 2
"9 times outta 10 you done got your ass whopped in your sleep"
raeven1212 5 months ago
Can I ask you something?
When the fuck you gon grow your hair back?
Im tired....Just tired
You bald headed than a muthafucka
You told me
You was getting the Halle Berry look
Halle Berry dont look like that......LMFAO!!!
Renee2383 5 months ago 6
You was around the way girl. Now you just a big bitch from up the street!!! hahaha!!
Deejenutz 5 months ago
I get fck'd up n get honest as hell too.....don't ask me shyt cause I'mma give it to you real!
triceybaby21 5 months ago
"well fuck it be a man hoe"lmao
91vincelakers 5 months ago
hahahaa martin cant paint perfect pictures,you just can see him stand in the bar
NellStalgya 5 months ago
@NellStalgya or home in the living room lmao
dangerouskleo 5 months ago
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2 people don't know how to make macaroni & cheese. " You got to use cheddar, cheddar is what you use. My mama taught me dat."
eyezowonder07 6 months ago
Can I asked you something?? When the f*ck u grow your hair back?? Ya baldheaded then a muthaf*cka!! Ha?Ha? I dont give damn.....LMAO
rasheda81 6 months ago 2
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"yu were the finest thin ma eyes has ever seen, now yu just the big biatch from up the street!" (**,)
MultiNerdyboy 6 months ago
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MultiNerdyboy 6 months ago
"you was a'round the way girl...now you just a big bitch from up the street"
MastinoNapoletano420 6 months ago
CAN I ASK U SOMETHING?!
KingKyle1500 6 months ago
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There's me on a saturday night,
patrickduffy83 6 months ago
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There's me on a saturday night,
patrickduffy83 6 months ago
you might as well let em take da whole lip lmao
angelofthorn 7 months ago
maybe you should stop drinkin vaziaye! lml
ceanasucksmy 7 months ago
@ceanasucksmy That's Courvoisier son.
shibidahcho 5 months ago
"how was my mac n cheese"?"IT'S FUCK"D UP BITCH"!!!......LMFAO
freakyvirgo29 7 months ago 2
"can i ask u sum'n, how cum u got mo shavin bumps than me" martin is tha bessst by far!!!
freakyvirgo29 7 months ago
@MsDecharo MINE 2!!!! LOOL
Shaykre19 7 months ago
You told me you were getting the Halle Berry look....... Halle Berry dont look like that.... Best part of the stand up right there!!!
bajekid 7 months ago
OMG I'm almost peeing in my pants
Titiano26 8 months ago
"when i met you, you were look in good from afar now you far from look in good"
oh i was dying
hahaha2250 8 months ago
You Big Bitch You Lmao
dimond321 8 months ago
Everyweek yuu tellinqq me ! Yuu qoinqq t2 qet yoo lip waxed . Yuu miqht as well let them take the whole lip , kmsl ! !
adbeast10 8 months ago
@adbeast10 IM LAUGHING SO FUCKIN HARD AT THAT PART LMAO.
mone1303 3 months ago
This is the best comedy piece i've ever herd
TheGuitarlord98 8 months ago
I feel like you set me up! that is priceless
Supreme216 9 months ago 3
this shit has me rolling everytime. its my ab work out
bboydevs 9 months ago
"Let me put this drink down before i say some shit i shouldnt say"
Priceless
Toolcarlos12 9 months ago 4
now you just a big bitch from up tha street lol hahahahahahahahahahahaha
akizzle1000 9 months ago
That is a Good drink There!
watp1690rfc 9 months ago
This part reminds me of my dad when he use to drink lol
SQUIGGLY26 9 months ago
"You use to be an around the way girl...now you jus a big bitch from up the street"..lmao I was literally crying wen he said dat
calicushsmoke 10 months ago 18
For All The Messed Up Relationships Have A Drink At This!!!! LOL
baritonekingjk 11 months ago 2
lolool
qnschk 11 months ago
Its amazing how martin looks the same he havn't went out of shape
snazplmk122 11 months ago
None of you mthrfkrs can cook, nd your mother, tell her to stay the fuck outa my face, always in my face, sayin how was my maccaroni nd cheese? it was fucked up bitch.::L:L.crack upp
MsWesstSidee 11 months ago 3
"Now you just a big bitch from up the street" lmao
Hopper830 1 year ago 2
I remember when I met u, u were a round the way girl. Now u just a big bitch from up the street. lmao!
rlinzy 1 year ago 3
' I am looking at you and I cant even imagine it' lol lol
mandlovu 1 year ago
next stop: martin's show "Gaurd Your Grill" martin gettin whoopd by tommy herns
zorrace 1 year ago
Jeromes in da hou-hou-house in ya mouuff =]
zorrace 1 year ago
LOL.........MIGHT AS WELL LET EM TAKE YA WHOLE LIP ......CUZ DA SHYT ON YO LIPS GOT SOME SHIT ON ITS LIP LLLMFFFAOOO<<<<<<DAS MY JOKE
DENISE1156 1 year ago
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how 's my macaroni and chesse is fucked up bitchhhhhhhhhhhh lol
BKTOONS9 1 year ago
how 's my macaroni and chesse is fucked up bitchhhhhhhhhhhh lol
BKTOONS9 1 year ago 3
"i feel like u set me up... motherfucker!!"
Thomas10447 1 year ago 2
"you big bitch, you!"....Dam...I am WEAK! LMBAO!
cnmdiva81 1 year ago 2
I dont like your mama and your family, I dont like none of you mother fuckers,,,hee hee
nunche0000 1 year ago
u told me u was gettin da halle berry look halle dont look like dat why is it u got more shavin bumps then me LMFAO
BraynesNbeauty 1 year ago
Huh...what you say? Huh? Muthafucka!! I don't give a damn! I don't give a damn!!!
forgeslade83 1 year ago 3
I'm lookin at you and I can't imagine it
djstriderite 1 year ago
how was my macaroni and chesse....ITS FUCKED UP BITCH XD LMAO
LEOthaKING1 1 year ago 20
wahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahaahahhaahhahaahahhaa i cant stop laughing ! :p
BL1645 1 year ago
richard pryor style right there
lizoyd18 1 year ago
Howw Was My Macaroni And Cheese It Was Fucked Up Bitch LLS
619R3YBOY 1 year ago 2
IM TAKING KARATE EVERYDAY LOL
blaquehawk909 1 year ago 4
fugget! be amanuuuh
GSXationR 1 year ago
"maybe u should stop drinking Courvoisier!" lol
shotteebwoi1O2 1 year ago 3
Courvoisier-ay-ayeee!
REIGN131 1 year ago
I believe he was lying about what happen in the street because he was stuttering and didn't seem that convincing like he was in the rest of his stories, I think he left a few pieces out of the puzzle....geez!
driven39 1 year ago
@driven39 yeah & and I believe that he was looking at his hand for the actual topic piece to remember what he was supposed to joke about....sad : \
Secrecaryoo090 1 year ago
@Secrecaryoo090 I totally agree and I didn't even realize he was reading his hand.
driven39 1 year ago
lmao I love this part of the movie.
MrPT1982 1 year ago
you wake up ahh my mother fuckin neck ahh my back what happened
scorpio159357 1 year ago
"I feel like u set me up!..lol ..."that is a good drink there"..thats my drink there" lmao Martin is halirous u gotta luv him!
keedawomen 1 year ago
"Huh huh huh"..ok...i said ok"
keedawomen 1 year ago
now u just a big bitch from up the street
aliceinchains898 1 year ago
"Halle Berry Dont look like that!" lmao
xTidusxxYunax 1 year ago 4
Dat don't look like Halle Berry!
Landonio1 1 year ago
funny part of the whole damn show; especially when he starts to cry.
whouwantme2b 1 year ago
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How is it u got more shavin bumps then me?? huh- huh- huh. how u got more!! LMBO!!!! He crazy...
splender121 1 year ago
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splender121 1 year ago
"Can i ask u sum'n? When da fuck you gon grow yo hair back? I'm tied, yes i said it, i'm tied....uh hu, ya bald-headed than a muthufucka"
LMFAO!!!!
*Still stylin on em*
Benniekarl77 1 year ago
"You said you was getting the Halle Berry look. Halle Berry don't look like that! I feel like you set me up!" lmao
songbird143 1 year ago
DONT NOBODY PUT PASTEURIZED CHEESE IN MACARONI AND CHEESE...YOU GOTTA USE CHEDDAR
TKOLegendKiller21 1 year ago
Martin sounds like Richard Pryor when he acts drunk.
zoso1129 1 year ago 2
"WHEN YOU FIRST GAINED 5 POUNDS THAT WAS CUTE.IMMA ADMIT IMM AMAMAMI THAT OKAY.BUT 75 POUNDS GOD DAMN"
badasskari1988 1 year ago
How Was My Macaroni&Cheeeeese....ITS FUCKED UP BITCH! LOL
DaYSYoungin10 1 year ago 2
You used to be a 'round the way girl now you're just the big bitch from up the street! ROTFL
Stilletto101 1 year ago 2
It looks like we got a dog! Thats what the neighbors think!
Heffatron 1 year ago
HALLE BERRY DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT!!!!!!
trappers 1 year ago
Can I ask you something? LOL
Blacklaser24 1 year ago 2
"my ankles still sore from the last time we tore it around".....laughing my ass off; and im a big girl!!!!!!!!!
whouwantme2b 1 year ago
"Look at you. Ahh god look at you.." LOL!!
swagger2000 1 year ago
ROFL!!!!!
MsDwyaneWade3 1 year ago
"When I met you, you were a around the way girl. Now you are just a big bitch from up the block" classic
thegreatone529 1 year ago
im taking karate EVERYDAY! IM TAKING KUNG FU, IM TAKING JUJITSU, IM TAKING ALL THE MARTIAL ARTS IM TRYIN 2 MASTER THAT SHIT. SO I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW I CAN CHOKE THE FUCKIN LIFE OUT UR ASS WITH OUT THEM TRACING IT BACK TO FOR FORENSIC YOU BIG BITCH YOU LMAO!
stophatin140 1 year ago 12
"You got to use cheddar, cheddar is what you use my mama taught me dat." LMFAO!!
hanyokuing18 1 year ago 56
You told me you was gettin the halle berry look.....HALLE BERRY DONT LOOK LIKE DAT!! LMAO!
birdy1126 1 year ago 6
this is the best part of this movie
kccrownedking 1 year ago 3
" I feel like you set me up"
Blacklaser24 1 year ago 7
FUCKING AWESOME!!!! hahahaha
dave4201213 1 year ago
"You was lookin good from a far now you just far from lookin good"
Dud512 1 year ago 83