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  • uh..HAHAHAHAHAAH...The Exorcist cockatoo?? kidding..he/she is gorgeous..They need SO much love and attention. Like having a baby..Thanks for the laugh. very cute.

  • I would be frightened to see what a cockatoo would learn in our household! xD What a silly bird! I bet he sure makes the day-to-day quite lively with all that character oozing out of him!! ;P

  • What a HOOT!!!! hahahah

  • FUNNY AS HELL XDDDDDDDDDDDDD !!!!

  • Lol

  • lol mollucans are nuts

  • what the hell is that bird saying.

  • This bird witnessed a murder, didn't it?

  • LOL he crazy and his voice is solft mine arnt they talk good but they say the same thing over and over

  • omg that was some funny shit hahaha

    

  • There's an episode of Fraiser that's SO hillarious "To kill a talking bird".... it's SO funny "Carol is a lush!" "Jennifers horny".... HAHA TOO FUNNY

  • @Bingo1059 frasier is not funny

  • @FingNoob No, it's not funny... it's HILLARIOUS! You people don't know comedy.

    I love lucy

    Fraiser

    Golden Girls

    Cheers.

    These are the shows!!! Nothing will ever beat them!

  • stop putting cocaine in his food !

  • lol the devil is taking him over

  • that was so creepy LOL!!!

  • cocaine is a hell of a drug

  • bird on meth

  • I loled so hard

  • I think this bird had way to many seeds to eat... Still awesome lol

  • Exoticism of the talking cockatoo

  • Someone broke it

  • I love australian animals, there either very cute or deadly....or even both!

  • aww its so cute

  • @UrBaNScopeZz1 This bird looks totally tortured. I mean. Look how awful it's living conditions are. Safe from outside predators, has a family and humans that it's bonded with.. And that perch! Oh goodness, that awful perch. You can see how clearly this bird is being tortured, given the fact that the owner went out and bought a perch. Specifically for the bird. How... Thoughtless, you're right. OH. And the fact that this bird speaks English. Someone's neglecting it. For sure. o;

  • @tripplyric Finally! haha! Someone always has something to say don't they? Thanks for shutting them up right from the start! LOLOLOL

  • @kokomango23 Always a pleasure.c:

  • @tripplyric I know. Same with my birds. Shame!

  • @UrBaNScopeZz1 And cats and dogs are meant to run in the deserts and jungles hunting small mammals. Your point? 

  • @TheMuffinBurgler Oh yeah. Letting my dog and cat go now. It's -20 degrees: but that's alright; it's natural for them to fend for themselves without any help. Opening the door now. Bye bye kitty and puppy! It's your fate to be left to the elements ... so I am told.

    There: quiet now.

  • @EasilyWowed Er . . . you realize I was making a point of how silly it is to scream "This animal belongs in the wild!" right? I was defending the video poster from a stupid comment that they didn't deserve their bird. Read more in context next time.

  • @TheMuffinBurgler I wish I had the access of smileys and avatars. Holy Hannah.

    No problem MuffinBurgler, I got it totally; I was injecting some wicked sarcasm, but of course, you don't know me from Adam.

    Context: it's everything ... indeed! Happy New Year to ya!

  • @UrBaNScopeZz1 You would probably not believe that these birds absolutely adore attention from humans....

  • @UrBaNScopeZz1

    Dude, are you an atheist? I can tell by your tone of voice...

  • @UrBaNScopeZz1 uhhh have u ever owned a parrot? I would go biking outside each day and my parrot would sit on my head, its wings are unclipped and it could fly away at any time... Parrots are not like other birds, and bond insanely well with people, better than dogs or cats. As a con they demand ridiculous amounts of attention. cockatoos are at the top for human/parrot bonds.. and no almost all parrots come from breeders so they weren't ever even in the wild....

  • so cute

  • wow!! he is beautiful!! I love birds!!! I have one for life on my shoulder: a tattoo :)

  • the occupants of this household have gotta be crazy just judging on what the cockatoo mimicks lol

  • So fluffly though *U*

  • i had one of theze i called him ozzy

  • omg..wtf? when does he talk lol

  • i crack up at :50 seconds, every time

  • haha that's so funny! Thanks for the laughs :D

  • whats he been watching south park?

  • hes got adhd lol

  • hahaha I love how at the beginning he was like super quiet then just started yelling ahahahaha

  • I think he said "Get back to work dumbass" 0:44-0:49 and then laughs :)) He is the greatest :)))

  • That bird on crack lmao cute tho

  • GIVE a CRACKER to DJ ch-ch-ch-ch-chirrrrrrrppp wat r u doin eraerrraer

  • What a lovely looking Cockatoo!! :O

  • Sounds like the curiousity core from Portal.

  • @0:50 is he ok?

  • Don't... don't shout at me!

  • Tourettes Bird?

  • this bird has rabies :D :D :D :D

  • sounds like some crazy dj scratchin some discs :D

  • He looks like he could take a finger off if he wanted to.

  • lol good laugh :-)

  • HAHAHAHAHA holy shit that's awesome.

  • aaawww such a fluffy moluccan cockatoo :D this insanity attack is adorable :D love it!

  • At 50 seconds he gets posessed by the devil lol

  • @SilIyPuddy looooool

  • Seizure Time!!!

  • THAT'S HOW MY COCKATOO LOOKS LIKE WHEN HE DOESNT GET HIS FOOD, PLUS HE'S ASTHMATIC LOL.

  • Ohh how cute. A beautiful cockatoo.

  • It's funny because my parrot LOVES the sound of children... as soon as she hears a childs voice she perks right up and talks up a storm... parrots actually talk and whistle as a way of getting someones attention... weather it be good or bad attention... because they are smart enough to know if they make enough noise you will either walk into the room to talk back to them or yell from the other room for them to be quiet..lol..this parrot is a def. tweaker Q@Q

  • It's speaking in tongues! 

  • crazy crazy lol

  • You should probably take it to a vet. I think it might have some form of autism.

  • @KimberlieTaylor  Hahaha what.

  • Nice head movements XDD

  • That is one angry bird. Cute though.

  • holy sake! if i had a bird like that, we could be crazy together ^^

    Does it only say 'what are you doing' ? sounds like it also said 'well back to work' xD lol

  • this creeps me out a bit lol

  • Hahahahaha... this bird is mental

    cute though!!

  • I almost died at 0.50, I cried for so, so long..

  • Polly wanna cracker

  • At 0:50 she looked like she was shadow boxing...

  • definately the neurotic mom syndrome exhibited by a bird, complete with preceding moment 

  • definately the neurotic mom syndrome exhibited by a bird

  • i wonder if there is an insane watch house for birds. soooooo cute

  • Holy spaz!!! I shared it on facebook...this is priceless!!!!

  • Lol the bird is having a spaz attack X3

  • LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! is your bird epilectic?!

  • HER- WHAT YOU WANT?

    BIRD- FOR YOU TO SHUT UP!!!

  • YEA YA PUSSY, I AM A PRETTY BIRD. WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP I AM GOIN TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH.

  • He is such a cutie! LOL OMG.... I love him! Cute crazy birdy!

  • He really looses it at 0:46 :D He's such a pretty crazy cockatoo :D

  • He looks like he's pissed off by what your saying. So he imitates you like a crazy ass bitch ROFL

  • Cockatoos are pretty, but just real loud and annoying 

  • fail. darth vaider

  • the title was not lying lol

  • cute bird...the lady in the background is annoying.

  • bahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Press the 8 key about every 2 seconds, sounds like the bird is saying "what the hell" right after that turkey sounding noise. Very cool bird by the way. He is hilarious.

  • XDDDDDDDD lmfaoooooo im still geeking hahaha

  • Sounds like the little floating head dude from katamari

  • hahhahhhaahahaha omggggg :D

  • SOMEONE GRAB THE HOLY WATER!!

  • Was he spazzing out or short circuiting lol

  • someone's getting the holy goast..

  • man all cockatoos are funnyy ahahaha

  • What an adorable little spaz! :D

  • ...very very wonderful bird. My uncle has one, although she doesn't talk.

  • Birds aren't too difficult to look after I had 2 parrots but one of them was too hyper and crazy so I had to return it. But the other one was so cute and nice. I taught him to speak and he learned it so fast! I never closed his cage and if he felt hungry so used to go in cage and eat it. He never make me feel like it's a big responsibility to keep birds. But I moved so I had to give him away :(

  • It's adorable, but why do all Cockatoo's look like they have tourettes?

  • beautiful bird!

  • this bird scares me!!

  • Gorgeous !!!

  • I dk if the way the bird moves is really cool or if it's creepy lol

  • DEMONIC BIRD. Dear god imagine that at 2:00am.

     Polly want a cracker! Polly needs to shut the hell up...

    Though it IS a very beautiful bird.

  • Sounds like my mom (-_-)

    lol

  • @SMTX95 LOL!

  • That fucking bird creeps me out

  • wtffffffff lol xD

    

  • lol

    O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O

  • Cockatoos are so funny. I love them. Their body language is hilarious. I saw one in a pet store (permanent resident) that is 32 years old name Merlin. He kept saying "how you doin'"

  • Lol

  • funny crazy Elvis !!! LOLLLLLLLLLL

  • Dude these type of parrot would make an EXCELLENT glam metal singer LOL

  • DO you know anything about macaws, such as blue and golds?? I really want a bigger bird because i love birds and I am really energetic.

  • @dinosaursnowcones98 What kind do you have now?

  • @free2drm I actually do not have one now... I had a parakeet that died a few years back and I miss the joy of a bird around, but wished i had a bigger one so i could play with it more...

  • lol spazz attack 0:48

  • Most beautiful bird ever , I showed this to my fam. We DIED and fell on the floor. It's hilarious.

  • Kinda creepy O.o but funny at the same time XD

  • i sounds like a monkey

  • its nigel

  • ok now i will have nightmares O.o what the bloody hell... its a morphing pokemon!

  • ROFL!!

  • Your cockatoo is beautiful! Thanks for posting this video :)

  • LOL

  • If it raps I'd.

    Go along yahahahahaha.

  • Good lord that is one beautifull molly!

  • @EverHurt

    Not so anus-faced like the rest. I'd always wanted to stroke one of the others tenderly calling it "anus face, anus face" but I'd say it so softly that it'd probably mishear and wonder why I call it "a nut face".

  • @SeventhSun There is a free psychiatric clinic just a phone call away.

  • All I have to say is: "I whip my hair back and forth." Cute bird, lol!

  • heehee....cock

  • I was pretty cool, but it scared me to. I thought the "too" was having like some kind of brain formality...;(;(;(

  • his drinks been spiked

  • LOL that bird is insane! I keep losing it at 0.50... beautiful bird though, little bit crazy LOL

  • @AsterikeSage HAHAHAHA 0:50 is so funny !!!!

  • 0:56

    "what was that" ;D

  • love the end bit

  • Whoa it scared me with it's Mohawk lol

  • person:what do u want

    bird:i want 1 mil dollars :D

  • he looks posessed! lol

  • LOL nagging bird! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

  • I love this birdseed I want one it is sooo cute omg

  • it looks like its got tourettes.

  • Whoa, whats up with his feathers going crazy....

  • actually bird is mimicing her owner saying "that how you talk!!" hahahhahaha jk

    1001 like from me

  • Holy crap... Its...its... Nigel! From the movie RIO!

  • LMAO this is my kind of bird!!! :)

  • Ha ha, the bird sounds like he's saying,"What is that? what is that? what are you doing? what's that twick?" :D too cute!

  • its sooo cute tho!!

    i want a crazy one..

  • I'm taking that bird to Rave. I seriously want one. I've grown up with taking care of birds. I've had 10 parakeets and I have one cockatiel now [Over a span of 11 years and I have more than one at one time so I'm not crazy lolz]. I'll call it Ishimura n_n

  • lol i want one

  • LOL what a gorgeous crazy funny bird! i could not stop laughing :) thanks for posting this video!

  • @INVISaRAPE You can look at it this way - your own children require alot of work , time and attention ; do we see that as a burden ? Of course not . Cockatoo's (Umbrellas an Moluccans especially) are a very emotional bird and do require alot of attention - they are not for everyone . Every animal is rewarding , but remember , they are only as rewarding as their owners . You are seeing the "cute" side here - I love my U2's , they are rescues as well , but they can be very loud and destructive -

  • Is he still alive?

  • Urgent pls dont let your bird bite on that plastic if he swallows them, those plastic pieces will not pass through his system. His blood toxicity levels will sky rocket. It will cost you anywhere from 1.300 to 5000 us dollars to get him operated on. please trust me I made that mistake. Hell loose wieght rapidly till hes famished. I know you love your baby google Dr. Nimitz in orange county california he has an awesome website and great tips

  • lol at his little fit at 0:50 :D

  • so many feathers it scares me Xd

  • This calls for an exorcism

  • I know cockatoos are hard too take care of, but are they rewarding pets? All of the comments i see make it sound like they are the biggest burden in the world.

  • That's one nutty bird!  (that's a compliment of course!)

  • its crazy bird... but lovelyyy <3<3<3

  • Hahaha! i love it

    looks like the parrot is having a seizer but i F****** Love it!!!

  • this is awsome

  • @micpaper12 No, it's very hard. You must be doing it wrong if you consider it easy to give them 6+ hours of entertainment all day every day.

  • is he having a spaz attack O_o

  • He is just awesome ! Why is it hard to care for it ? I have a small cockatiel and I'm thinking of buying a cockatoo,when I'll have the money for it...

  • how come the ones u adopt have a bald spot???

  • I always wanted a parrot but thought I'd never get one, but like a week ago my mom got a call from her friend. She has a neighbor who's a horder and about in her 90's. She was going to a nursing home and couldn't take care of her senegal parrot. So she gave him to us. He doesn't know any words and might not ever because of his age. It would be nice if he could say some words some day, but all I really want is to be able to get him to come on my finger some day. He's still very shy.

  • he's off his chops !

  • haha fuckin retarded funny bird

  • lol hes soooo adrble .. haha love his crazy act the end acts exctly like my african grey wen exctd

  • what a beautiful bird :)