Artie Lange on Letterman 3/3/09 Pt 1

[nyker07]

Haha lmao I live right by Ronkonkoma this is hilarious.

[MrVaken]

I love how he gets Dave to really laugh, he's nearly chocking.

[Lvduggo69]

Donekids. Your mom sucks ! And swallows.

To bad the one time she took a load up her twat u were created ! Like a mutant child rapist.

Stop doing kids ! That's nasty. And your obsession with little Mexican boys is just sick.

F. Jacky the joke !

[wdsftygt]

@Lvduggo69 the fact there are mexicans is sick period,u liberal faggot

[VINNIEPJ22]

THE DAY I MET MY MOTHER WHAT A JOKE

[w1104717]

love artie, hope he's getting better.

[joeytrimble]

RON KONG KA-MA lmao !

[equalcharliebrown]

0:10 geeeez, read it word for word off the card why don't ya...

[WelshDegenerate]

Lmao I like how Letterman kinda hums or sings along like an old drunk every intro, n usually does a little BAP BAP BAP thing, it's funny.

[DeepSouthWrestling1]

gotta li'l RD!!!

[donkids]

Artie sucks.

[schmeltingaccident]

A Rod is an overrpaid douche, but saying that is shooting fish in a barrel for all these sport-o's.

U OVERPAID FUCKS GO READ SOMETHING AND CONTRIBUTE

[afp12345]

oh i see

[owenv11]

Artie tried to comment suicide.  With a knife.

[viniciusb]

@owenv11 did he carve it on a piece of wood?

[afp12345]

why ? what happened to him ??

[toyotas2006]

One of about 3 truly funny people left in show bydnis

Get Well, Brother

God do we miss you!

[AchromaticAdulation]

This was way before he started his suicidal decline.

[FederalGovernment101]

Do it for Ronkockama!

[AtoSVK]

too fat to fuck

[thequeenlives]

"...C'MON JETER!...DO IT FA RON-KONG-

KA-MA!!"

HILARIOUS!

Get better soon Artie. xoxoxo

[hattrickster33]

mafia boss lol

[tennes2465]

he is funny sometimes, but not all the time. I seriously think he has some mental problems in dealing with who he is or who he is not. In other words, he has demons, like most of us in the world.

[b1ackic3]

he's pretty much normal

[thegunclub123]

i love how whenever someone says something controversial dave bites his lip. two brilliant comedians

[bastymanguy]

Oh theres Artie again trying to be funny, go do your drugs Artie. Most people who think he's funny and talented are people from the north eastern seaboard who are blue collar workers. Especially losers from Boston who pronounce his name Autie. Lange is only capable of non-intelligent humour with shouting and insults. He appeals to low-brow people who just hoot and hollar. Now you people know, see ya.

[jayrebb]

@bastymanguy i think artie is hilarious usually and Im not usually into low brow humor.

[withoutaface11]

Wow! I'll bet that feels better! Now that you're done venting your mommy-daddy problems, kindly move along...

By the way that comes from someone who is 1) a northeastern (one word, Einstein) seaboard resident 2) a blue collar worker and 3) smarter than you. Have a nice day, pal.

[depper]

Artie is hilarious. However he will ALWAYS be in Jackie Martling's shadow. Howard, Robin, Fred & Jackie was the BETTER HOWARD STERN SHOW.

[Cobhammar]

dont advertise that man....

[muttonbreath78]

one of the funniest mothereffers alive his delivery is on point and they way he tells a story is classic

[evilkevin232]

You know Ron Concama went to work the next day and a bunch of people had to tell him he yells like a jackass at the game...they know cuz they heard it on LETTERMAN.

[BushPrintzle]

RONKONKOMA is a town on Long Island.

ya blew it.

[thrashdouche21]

he is one vile disgusting self hating insecure looser ,if it wasnt for the howard stern show hed overdose on heroin and no one would know or care about him

[kickenwing55]

artie looks like the fat ghost from casper

[KiittyCupcake]

@kickenwing55 HAHAHAHAHA

[OhhMercy]

Rules 1&2 dude.

[tarcapone]

hazmat70--LMAO--I love you!

[hazmat70]

foetwinny: please refrain from commenting on anything on the entire Internet until you learn the difference between "your" and "you're." And, for that matter, "yore." YOUR comment is useless. YOU'RE foolish. In the days of YORE, you would have been laughed out of the village.

[reefpirate]

Actually, in the yore times, people were much less educated than they are now.

[brcx300]

Yes...but as more people become educated, the education process has become rapidly useless in its ways. The rigor is gone.

[EdTheGringo]

dave goes helium!

[patriotnolan68]

dude then dont watch his fucking video u little bitch

[dunskie]

Dave always laughs his ass off when Artie is in the chair.

[CarpusGideonCarpus]

Finally hcvang somebody with some sense.

[joisfantastic]

"the day i met my mother, i was 7 and a half pounds" hahahahahahhahahahaha

[flat9sharp11flat7984]

damn artie lay off the gaba goo

[hcvang]

no chance, the world is too cold a place to live in without it.

[seans10]

Artie;s not very funny and Dave knows it.

[blackngold1806]

the whole ronkonkoma thing must just be a part of his skit... cause this video is from early march and during the whole 'gary pitch' debacle he stated he had just visited new yankee stadium for the 1st time (in may). how would he know the ronkonkoma guy sits behind him if he hasn't been there? maybe someone else that used his seats told him? anyone else catch that?

[hunter371]

He may have had season tickets at the old Yankee Stadium and renewed to have similar seats at the new stadium.

[hcvang]

Ronkonkoma is a place in Suffolk County, New York - over 20.000 people live there...

[DoctorRobert23]

Ronkonkoma rules

[livefastdierrhea]

Haha the bass player agreed with the meth joke didnt he XD

[oHarryTimbercranko]

Artie Farty likes to party. Hope you don't die from it. I'd like to see your EKG go like Gary's pitch!

[peaceupondeath]

beer league best movie eva! for ron conkimer!

[Delimac]

Ya gotta luv Artie!

[UBABYGORILLA]

What! No green jacket?

I do love that green jacket :o)

[gmen2112]

STERN RULES BABA BOOEY!

[stunludez03]

Artie is way funnier now that he is clean

[klwewf]

You think he's clean??

[AntiusHerois]

Iron Sheik owns artie on the howard stern show all day.

[AntiusHerois]

Artie is such a sneaky piece of shit, i don't like or trust this fat fuck.

[FleetFoxOliver]

hahaha lol

[jas03000]

Artie looks like the Crazy Frog!

[sronrok]

RONKONKAMA is a town on Long Island

[JjM91084]

DO IT FOR RON KONKAMUN! LOL

[Domenic591]

Fail.

[PoopFartShitStain]

fail? you are a fuckin loser- i bet you were typing "owned" on everyones shit too you fuckin geek peice of faggot E-balls having shit

[Domenic591]

Waaaaaaaaah! I didn't like his comment! Waaaaaaah!

[sg500]

Whos ron konkuma? or however u spell it

[callmepresh]

i didnt cringe at anything, dont speak for "us" stern fans...i thought it was funny when he paused before he said "actresses" bet he wanted to say pussy like he can on SIRIUS!! losers if you dont have it

[slckr80s]

I think he was about to say ''broads'' but he already said it once. Losers if u follow the crowd.

[Poesie63]

Or maybe hot "piece of ass".

[BigBrightBlueBox]

Comment removed by mom

[cbono69]

Do it for Ronkonma..lol...Thanks artie...

[Chick6517]

Wow i like the way you say idiot. It's 1006.

what? really? yeah go kick his ass Nappa. Ya! Nappa

[wolffenhaus]

letterman sounds overworked.

[tubelub]

Great appearance ! We Stern fans did cringe though during his "walking to St louis" bit. But what the fuck, it was his best ¨Letterman appearance so far!

[eclypse80]

I thought Artie weighed 300 pounds, not 301?

7.5 + 293.5 = 301

[Waushara]

how is that even relevant eclypse80?

[Waushara]

one pound difference is so close that it doesnt even matter. besides, he probably lost a pound in sweating when he was on stage.

[slckr80s]

lol, nerd

[hilladio]

shit im in ronk and no one is doing shitttttttttt

[randall4121977]

todays stern show kicked ass

[TULLYCAST3]

as usual....

[webon411]

This is Artie's best appearance EVER!

[KingOfQueenz84]

Come on Jeter! Do it for Ronkonkoma! hahahahaha!

[thedecider1984]

dana must be desperate lol.. none of you chicks on here like fat dudes.

[ramonesacidpillsh]

I'm sure they all like rich guys though.

[provrorsbarn]

artie is amazing, great appearance except the meth joke....but if u havent heard it 8 times before....then its probably hilarious....

[bglasier]

Artie, I'm tired of your "meth is a great drug if you want to walk to st. louis one weekend" joke...

[drunkenstooge]

He didn't fall asleep?

[evh5150316]

3:51....Pissing myself laughin at that!!!

[Kneill1982]

I think its going to work out between Artie and Dana this time. He needs Dana.

[mistermayy]

OMG WAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN

[Jpmg2727]

you wish you had an ounce of talent and wit artie has, so honestly dude..shut it.

[lrrrita]

He did great and sounds clean. No slurring or growling before he speaks. yeah for him go Artie & Dana.

[65ondubz]

i dont know if he's more funny or more fat

[mickeymantle0007]

that's the dumbest comment ive ever read on youtube.

[IMTNB]

Hey he is not a role model as we say.but come on! he is funny and straight as hell!!!

[tubelub]

A rolemodel for what? Us humans? A species that sole mission in life is to spread like cancer and kill everything living in our path?

[cormac827jk]

what did you just see the matrix for the first time dumb ass??

[m0nkeyspit]

Lange is a unfunny closet homo that needs to fade into oblivion if you know what I mean...

[Craigmin]

He looks less fat.

[mawied]

Absolutely hilarious. Lange is great on talk shows, especially when he's sober, as he appears to be here.

[jsokol27]

nothing funnier than lange on letterman...always love seeing him on

[coozbo]

Artie looked good in this segment. Dana must be doing him good.

[spikerogan]

Artie Lange is the ONLY funny thing on the once great Stern Show!

Stern should retire already, and let Lange take over.