Whenever people bring up errors or talk about how things could be done better, Plinkett is a character, they do the bad edits and obvious errors for humor.
I think this movie was written by a first year writting student. WRITTING IS THE BEST PART TO ANY MOVIE/SHOW/EVEN YOUTUBE VIDEO! DON'T CHEAP OUT ON WRITTERS!
Funniest thing since ali g. Scotty didn't make the whale windows out of transparent aluminum, he just have them the formula in return for 20th century materials
You know what amazing about the Nexus concept? It doesn't create any Paradox apparently, but allows you to alter past events. Remember his girl on the horse? Kirk makes it seem like he couldn't touch her, kiss her, etc. None of this is real. Yet, when they go through the Nexus later, they can touch and interact with Soran and alter that event?
I haven't even seen the whole film in a while, but leaving Kirk there, buried under rocks and not given a proper buriel is very stupid and lazy, but how did the Whoopi Golberg character know about NEXUS??
1) That "Emergency turbolift" is shown in "Brothers". Data is about to go in it when he terminates life support to the bridge, but stops short. I think it is used in one or two other episodes, but I can't remember.
2) Trilithium is talked about in "Starship Mine" as a volatile residual bi-product of the Enterprise's engines. That's what those thieves wanted from the engine room. There's never any mention of Romulans involved with that substance.
One other enormous problem is: By stopping the fusion in a star you do not alter it's gravitational impact on anything including the nexus. Even by blowing up the star the combined gravitational effect of the star-bits still remain largely the same. The mass is still there generating gravitation. In order to change the path of the nexus you need to remove the star altogether.
This is really great! I agree to you so much and wished, the first movie of the next gen would have had a much better screenplay. It is / was shocking, noone realized all those mistakes in time!!!!!!!!!!!! It was the beginning of the end of the best Star Trek series ever.
all your reviews are amazing, but i find the star trek ones the most impressive. i have no idea how you are able to recall such tiny details and bits of dialogue from episodes of the tv show, but its hella impressive
Wait a minute...wasn't the ability to stop nuclear reaction in a star, like, a HUGE DEAL in the 27th century? That's why the Vorgons went back in time and bugged Picard when he was trying to read his book about boring British stuff? Why would it have been such a huge deal if the Romulans had developed something that did the exact same thing three hundred years prior?
I only watched this because of the star wars ones. I'm not a star trek fan, but this reminded me of something.
I haven't seen this movie since I was 13, when my mother took me to see it. She was a drunk, and for some reason she'd decided that I liked Star Trek (she also had a crush on Patrick Stewart). Anyway, the bit where Data starts singing about scanning for iife forms gave my mum an attack of the giggles so bad that she had to leave the theatre.
RedLetterMedia: Very good review, as always. However, I disagree with one thing. You said that there is no turbolift near the observation lounge. That is not true. We can see it in one episode - "The Wounded". O'Brien and two Cardassians walked out the observation lounge and in the end of the corridor was turbolift. So you are wrong that there is any. Of course, it is still a little strange that Picard was there, however he could use the turbolift too.
@dkocuj Well done. But this turbolift existing in the observation lounge behind the main bridge turbolift has been a part of the series since the first season. I think "The Wounded" is the only episode where it's actually physically shown onscreen but there's plenty of evidence that it exists in blueprints, scripts and whatever.
@viperhalberd Yes, I think they have used this turbolift only one time.
I can see one more error about turbolifts. At 8:10 there is a information that emergency turbolift on the lower right of the bridge was never used. It is also not true. It has been used in "Encounter at Farpoint" - the first episode of TNG. Picard, Data, Yar and Troi used it when they went to the battle bridge.
Picards photo album stickers were made of neutronium (same as the artifact for surviving such a crash which made it an obvious worthless fake), making it invincible, white people in the future have lazy auto-killshot guns, Picard did save the chair tapestry (which Spot probably pissed on during the crash)
There was another plot hole with Picard asking Guinan to come back with him. He mentioned to her that Soran was going to destroy a star and that he needed to stop the guy. Now since this was the Guinan from the Enterprise-B on her way passing through the Nexus, she would then be armed with the knowledge of what Soran planned to do over the course of the next 80 years!! She'd be able to stop him once she beamed aboard the Enterprise-B!! What? Did she forget when she got back? LOL!
If she had been a figment of Picard's imagination, then she wouldn't have been wearing the exact outfit of when she was aboard the Enterprise-B in the projection. Picard had only recently learned of her presence there. It likely that this was one area Guinan was passing through when she entered the Nexus in 2293. El-Aurians are strange when it comes to perceiving past, present, and future and even alternate timelines, so she could have deduced things about Picard.
I think because the Nexus is supposed to be "timeless", he's met her "while she was still there".
But that wouldn't explain her knowledge of having left (or maybe leaving leaves a mark in the Nexus - like, it's timeless, but there's still a clock ticking, saying "this person has no left"), and being on the Enterprise... although Picard said she was. Whatever °_°
ha ha ha, I swear those day laborers. Give them a machine gun and send them to the Middle East and they'll do a better job at fighting the insurgents for less pay than the Marines we got coming back bitching about some superficial mental syndrome.
Yes, The Inner Light. Picard was a man named Kamin and lived for decades on a doomed planet before waking back up on the Enterprise. It was a good episode. Deep Space Nine had a similar episode called Hard Time where Chief Miles O'Brien served a simulated 20 year prison sentence in only a few minutes. It was one of the more poignant DS9 episodes.
My interpretation: Picard never left the Nexus. *Everything* that happens after Picard got sucked into the Nexus is just a simulation of his "perfect" life. At first, the Nexus gave him a family - something Picard's life had always lacked, but he finally rejected that notion because his perfect life IS actually being the Captain; just a little more butch (ST8) and with a few more love interests (ST9).
Well, everyone else is dead then, but the ST movies >=7 actually make more sense this way...
The artifact scene was something I did not know, good spot! But the scandal for me was the Klingon ship exploding the same way as the previous movie. Come on Paramount, what´s up with that?????
Interesting reviews. However you forgot to say there were 2 Picards at the end of the movie: One who came back with Kirk, and another one from the past who never entered The Nexus. Whatever happened to that one? We know he gets shot but he cannot die, otherwise he would not get in The Nexus. Oh, and does Sauron also has an echo of the person he was, since he had been there 50 years ago???
Yo bro (redlettermedia) cut them a little slack, picard coming from the conference room shouldn't b weird, that room connects to deck2; sometimes i also take the longer way 2 a room even when I fully know their is much better route. Picard was just upset @ the news of the loss of his family.
@asuch874 that's a bit of a stretch, remember they got a distress call why would Picard decide to take the longer route? and no one ever did that before
@asuch874 i think the point is that the film makers didn't bother to invest much into what was established in the TV series or in the spirit of the whole Star Trek franchise. Sure it's a minor thing to bitch about but it's a symptom of a larger problem as why this movie sucked on so many levels. If it had been a good movie which capture the spirit of the show but old and new then no one would really notice or care but instead it's one flaw of many flaws that sinks the film
ionosphere the second highest layer of the atmosphere tends to be ionized and slightly magnitized hence it's name tends to absorb or scatter certian frequencies of radio and permit others is a hassle when using very high or very low frequency radar
p.s. not completely sure if that is the gist of the description i found due to it being tech talk that even i who can understand much about space related words cannot fully decipher
About Tri-litium. There was an episode of TNG, that talked about tri-lithium as some kind of bi-product of using the warp engines, and they said it is very nuclear and unstable. But, here Worf calls it a nuclear inhibitor. O <-Plot hole.
@Hitter84 ... Kinda hard to arrange Hitter 84. Calling you a nerd on youtube will have to suffice. Btw, I'm a nerd too. In fact, 100% of the people who've ever watched a 30 minute review on a Star Trek movie is a nerd.
@dghansen85 I only watch this review, because the guy who does it is very funny. I mean he asks if there is a home depot in this movie so he can hire a bunch of day laborers to hold him down while I shut off his rocket. And FYI, I only knew about the episode with tri-lithium because, that episode was on tv at the same time I was watching this review.
@Zidana123 Thank you very much. Yes, i understand the whole idea of what he says.... but happens that i'm doing a transcript of this video so i was asking for the exact words. If you can provide me this (especially from 06:47 to 06:57) i would appreciate it.
DOES it truly take 30 minutes to review this flic..to the original OP...DO U DREAM IN SLOW MOTION ALSO...R u stealing medication out your mom's purse...I bet ur 45 years old and still live at home and still have your room made up like u were in grade school...and probably the cat population is down in your hood...probably making kitty burgers!!!!
@ShallowBayBandit NO!!!! I don't want to..THIS guy who lives with his mom and masturbates over his 60 size waist is a WASTE of time and energy...WOW..90 minutes to review..and what is fucking sad..INCLUDING ME....WE came to this point and junction...LETS ALL FIND THIS FAT FUCK AND give him a bible..maybe this fat bitch will review that...IT WOULD take this fat fuck...10 years to review it. People in HVTP should never be on the net!!! Happy Valley Trailer Park...REDLETTERMEDIA UR TRASH!!!
@UFOSPACE1999 Uhm, Plinkett owns his own house and his mother's been dead for ages. And why would the man have to masturbate when he can just rape the hookers tied up in his shed?
Picard could have beamed up both his photo album and the priceless artifact. That wouldn't have been any problem at all. It's not like there wasn't any room left on the U-Haul!
@jmuslvr I think that the director didint ever see an episode of star trek and he found that in a storage closet and wanted to use it but i would think that Patrick stewart would say something
dude, i agree with most of your criticism of these movies. But, Picard did leave the ship ceremony before everyone else. He was visably shaken after learning about his dead family members. I think you are overdoing it a bit.
At 8:11 when you mention the 3rd turbo lift on the left, they did use that one, at least once, in the first episode "Encounter at Farpoint" when Picard, Troi, Tasha and Data go to the battle bridge.
@LinkReborn True, but this is a Star Trek movie. And is anyone in the world more nitpicky than Star Trek fans? It's practically their defining feature.
So, here's the question that's been bugging me for 16 years. Given the speed of the Enterprise D's saucer section, and the fact shit burns up in the atmosphere, wouldn't the saucer section's vaporized remains simply plowed a big fucking crater in the ground, after the re-entry had killed the entire crew?
@williamskidfears Astronauts have been surviving re-entry for 50-odd years now. Granted, it's a dangerous procedure generally and this one was under emergency conditions, but since we're talking about a universe with Warp drives, I don't think it's a huge stretch.
@obueno At 02:48 Plinkett is talking about how the enterprise crew figured out Sauron's plan without needing Geordi's knowledge of trilithium, and at 06:47 he's referring to the TNG episode The Inner Light, which is an amazing episode that you should really look up : D
lol great review but you forgot one plot hole. They say that Soren can't get to the nexus by flying into it with a ship cuz the ship would be destroyed... except... okay but thats how he got there before. And Kirk. And Guignan. And everyone else except picard. Okay the ship would get destroyed but who cares? You wouldnt be on board anymore youd be in the nexus
@rikatyt Sorry, I thought jokes were supposed to be funny. Plus, there are people ouit there who may go to imdb.com and look up malcolm mcdonald and be sorely disappointed. Just doing my part to redirect misinformation :D
Picard is completely retarded. That plot hole made him look worse than kirk. What is he doing commanding a star ship if he is really that stupid? He honestly couldn't have thought of going back a little further? How much LSD did he do? Damn.
I think there's a bigger question than why did Soren put a hidden camera in Geordi's visor. Why couldn't Starfleet's leading flagship, which in the past could detect the slightest defect in the time-space continuum and the slightest error in shield or engine configuration not detect something as simple as a hidden camera??
oh fuck - the curlin nescar - toss it aside. its like even patrick stewart had no idea what it was - fuck that was funny. there are so many shitty films - i wish you could make a lot more reviews
Kirk buried under rocks...lol! That's like going back in time and bringing back Abraham Lincoln to help you. Then he dies and instead of bringing his body back with you, you just leave it under some dirt and say, "Well, thanks for everything", and don't bother to let anyone know about it.
Kirk should have gone out at the helm of a ship that's half-destroyed, the bridge on fire, and half the bridge crew dead by ramming it into the ship/starbase/doomsday-machine and taking it out before the enemy destroyed half the galaxy.
Instead he died falling off a bridge on some insignificant planet trying to stop some pensioner from escaping into his happy place
it always confused me why they complain about data pushing dr crusher into the water, like omg she's a WOMAN you can't do that to a woman in the 24th century
@hisoj I never got that either. Why should it not be okay with Crusher when it was perfectly okay with Worf or Riker or whoever it was that had been pushed into the water before her?
@brokeanddrive Hey, if women want to be treated equal to men, they've got to take the bad part too, not just the good part. Being male isn't all just privilege, freedom, and getting to boss others around, ya know. It's also being the brunt of cruel jokes and having to put others' demands before yours at times.
@SiriusLumino You forgot the physical aspect as well. I've met very few of my fellow men who haven't been in their fair share of hand to hand conflicts. It's part of who we are.
Whenever people bring up errors or talk about how things could be done better, Plinkett is a character, they do the bad edits and obvious errors for humor.
SolidSnake2017 17 hours ago
Actually, data doesn't react to Soran for fear, so the subplot isn't so disconnected.
pjwerneck 1 day ago
That shit with the artifact is priceless.
willpheonix 6 days ago 7
I think this movie was written by a first year writting student. WRITTING IS THE BEST PART TO ANY MOVIE/SHOW/EVEN YOUTUBE VIDEO! DON'T CHEAP OUT ON WRITTERS!
Yewon2001 6 days ago
a little less sluggsih pronounciation would suite the vids very well.
ihno45 1 week ago
U mad bro?
terratrema 1 week ago
Funniest thing since ali g. Scotty didn't make the whale windows out of transparent aluminum, he just have them the formula in return for 20th century materials
TheElyakumgetzl 1 week ago
You know what amazing about the Nexus concept? It doesn't create any Paradox apparently, but allows you to alter past events. Remember his girl on the horse? Kirk makes it seem like he couldn't touch her, kiss her, etc. None of this is real. Yet, when they go through the Nexus later, they can touch and interact with Soran and alter that event?
Boogyman4050 1 week ago
Plinkett = God
jroeder0 2 weeks ago 4
08:47 - I didn't know androids went bald.
haydencantact 2 weeks ago
Data was an Asshole Clown in this movie.
drgonzo72001 3 weeks ago
you missed that big book, the novel that was always in the ready room, that wasn't at the end of generations either
101101101777 3 weeks ago
Fuck the movies.
They suck.
I'm gonna buy a tv show on DVD.
Cheburashka207 3 weeks ago 2
I haven't even seen the whole film in a while, but leaving Kirk there, buried under rocks and not given a proper buriel is very stupid and lazy, but how did the Whoopi Golberg character know about NEXUS??
Joecbg100 3 weeks ago
Picard breaking the statue never gets old! ^^
WelcomeGhostsIV 1 month ago 7
05:00 - 06:33... HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!
Merci !
QCdit 1 month ago
You missed two things.
1) That "Emergency turbolift" is shown in "Brothers". Data is about to go in it when he terminates life support to the bridge, but stops short. I think it is used in one or two other episodes, but I can't remember.
2) Trilithium is talked about in "Starship Mine" as a volatile residual bi-product of the Enterprise's engines. That's what those thieves wanted from the engine room. There's never any mention of Romulans involved with that substance.
Yeah, I'm a nerd. :)
NFITC1 1 month ago
@NFITC1
Well... no knowledge is obsolete :D
Remember - all the people calling you a "nerd" for this, are gonna use the information in your comment themselves eventually ;)
twooffour 3 weeks ago
The cemetric thing that breaks at the very end is priceless.......SO FUNNY!!!!
SamyLakhdar 1 month ago
Asshole Clow..
TheThomQ 1 month ago
"Maybe he was making a Captain's log, ha ha ha."
RomanLettore 2 months ago 12
About Picard, he left the boat party before everyone else and probably went off somewhere to cry. Might as well have been the conference room.
givebeesachance 2 months ago
lol Roots
MrHEC381991 2 months ago
That thing about picard and the door is the funniest thing ever
reszzz 3 months ago 8
@reszzz no the sound when the ceramic thing breaks is the funniest thing ever
92chillwill 2 months ago 3
Great review!
One other enormous problem is: By stopping the fusion in a star you do not alter it's gravitational impact on anything including the nexus. Even by blowing up the star the combined gravitational effect of the star-bits still remain largely the same. The mass is still there generating gravitation. In order to change the path of the nexus you need to remove the star altogether.
jrdanmark 3 months ago 4
This is really great! I agree to you so much and wished, the first movie of the next gen would have had a much better screenplay. It is / was shocking, noone realized all those mistakes in time!!!!!!!!!!!! It was the beginning of the end of the best Star Trek series ever.
MrTrekpower 3 months ago
Thank you for making me laugh my ass off at the pottery-breaking bit. I needed that tonight.
bob0507 3 months ago
all your reviews are amazing, but i find the star trek ones the most impressive. i have no idea how you are able to recall such tiny details and bits of dialogue from episodes of the tv show, but its hella impressive
1991123ihatethissite 3 months ago
4:49 If I'm not mistaken, the orange plastic thing is Professor Moriarty.
Dorminay42 3 months ago
@Dorminay42 Sorry to say you are mistaken. Professor Moriarty is a different, cube-shaped orange plastic thing.
cuttersboi08 3 months ago
Wait a minute...wasn't the ability to stop nuclear reaction in a star, like, a HUGE DEAL in the 27th century? That's why the Vorgons went back in time and bugged Picard when he was trying to read his book about boring British stuff? Why would it have been such a huge deal if the Romulans had developed something that did the exact same thing three hundred years prior?
Dorminay42 3 months ago
love 1:41 very nice!
Arcantia 4 months ago
love 1:43 very nice!
Arcantia 4 months ago
0:10 - Tribbles!
aeopmusic 4 months ago
I only watched this because of the star wars ones. I'm not a star trek fan, but this reminded me of something.
I haven't seen this movie since I was 13, when my mother took me to see it. She was a drunk, and for some reason she'd decided that I liked Star Trek (she also had a crush on Patrick Stewart). Anyway, the bit where Data starts singing about scanning for iife forms gave my mum an attack of the giggles so bad that she had to leave the theatre.
I hadn't thought about that in years.
elijaprice 4 months ago
I have issues with this review. For one: "Captain Kirk is probably the best captain in all of Starfleet history."
Who really wants me to go into that one, when all I can really come back with is one name:
Sisko.
Goodnight.
viperhalberd 5 months ago
@viperhalberd
Picard. Period.
ThirdRAILKink 4 months ago
this movie sucked but nowhere as bad as the finla frontier.
GeorgesVI 5 months ago
RedLetterMedia: Very good review, as always. However, I disagree with one thing. You said that there is no turbolift near the observation lounge. That is not true. We can see it in one episode - "The Wounded". O'Brien and two Cardassians walked out the observation lounge and in the end of the corridor was turbolift. So you are wrong that there is any. Of course, it is still a little strange that Picard was there, however he could use the turbolift too.
dkocuj 5 months ago
@dkocuj Well done. But this turbolift existing in the observation lounge behind the main bridge turbolift has been a part of the series since the first season. I think "The Wounded" is the only episode where it's actually physically shown onscreen but there's plenty of evidence that it exists in blueprints, scripts and whatever.
viperhalberd 5 months ago
@viperhalberd Yes, I think they have used this turbolift only one time.
I can see one more error about turbolifts. At 8:10 there is a information that emergency turbolift on the lower right of the bridge was never used. It is also not true. It has been used in "Encounter at Farpoint" - the first episode of TNG. Picard, Data, Yar and Troi used it when they went to the battle bridge.
dkocuj 5 months ago
@dkocuj Very true. Correct. Nice job :)
viperhalberd 5 months ago
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"I hope it will be a great movie"
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*Glas smach sound effect*
MrDavidFILM 5 months ago
Picards photo album stickers were made of neutronium (same as the artifact for surviving such a crash which made it an obvious worthless fake), making it invincible, white people in the future have lazy auto-killshot guns, Picard did save the chair tapestry (which Spot probably pissed on during the crash)
TokoGT 6 months ago
@3:50 - YEP that, I fully believe, is the main thing about this movie that left a baadd taste in Star Trek fans' mouth about this movie, #15
trence5 6 months ago
So like when we die do we go umm to the nexus?
Count me in i'll be the first one to go if that's so. Will Guinan be there?
Does google spell check? I swear it's getting smarter and spelling words for me.
gukonni 6 months ago
Holy s***, LOL.
Awesome review.
ComicBookSyndicate 6 months ago
(05:17) "Called the...." what?
horaciosi 6 months ago
Nice work on the artifact thing. Also, I couldn't believe they buried Kirk under rocks on a random planet. So disrespectful.
vintagevideogamegeek 6 months ago
Artifact in his pants.
michaelfoureyes 6 months ago
Is there a Home Depot in here? I can get me a handful of day laborers to hold down Soren.
driverx241 6 months ago 3
I here light rick rolled music in the background subliminal message?
IIIIandrew 6 months ago
I love sorans KillShot (tm) laser gun. Who made it? Gangsta Incorporated?
ConanTheLibrarianUHF 7 months ago
@ConanTheLibrarianUHF LMFAO
Ph33nxOne 7 months ago
0:28 wow, Picard didn't even let him introduce himself to soran :|
MrHEC381991 7 months ago
There was another plot hole with Picard asking Guinan to come back with him. He mentioned to her that Soran was going to destroy a star and that he needed to stop the guy. Now since this was the Guinan from the Enterprise-B on her way passing through the Nexus, she would then be armed with the knowledge of what Soran planned to do over the course of the next 80 years!! She'd be able to stop him once she beamed aboard the Enterprise-B!! What? Did she forget when she got back? LOL!
Elfrunner 7 months ago
@Elfrunner I always assumed the Guinan in the Nexus was just a projection of Picard's mind. She knewn whatever he knewn.
marcosfenrir 1 month ago
@marcosfenrir
If she had been a figment of Picard's imagination, then she wouldn't have been wearing the exact outfit of when she was aboard the Enterprise-B in the projection. Picard had only recently learned of her presence there. It likely that this was one area Guinan was passing through when she entered the Nexus in 2293. El-Aurians are strange when it comes to perceiving past, present, and future and even alternate timelines, so she could have deduced things about Picard.
Elfrunner 1 month ago
@marcosfenrir
I think because the Nexus is supposed to be "timeless", he's met her "while she was still there".
But that wouldn't explain her knowledge of having left (or maybe leaving leaves a mark in the Nexus - like, it's timeless, but there's still a clock ticking, saying "this person has no left"), and being on the Enterprise... although Picard said she was. Whatever °_°
twooffour 3 weeks ago
ha ha ha, I swear those day laborers. Give them a machine gun and send them to the Middle East and they'll do a better job at fighting the insurgents for less pay than the Marines we got coming back bitching about some superficial mental syndrome.
MexicanTuber 7 months ago
Captains log..harharh-
MrHEC381991 7 months ago 4
what is this episode called, when picard lived his whole live as a old men?
miras202 8 months ago
The Inner Light, it's one of TNG's best.
R8erNation636 7 months ago
@miras202
Yes, The Inner Light. Picard was a man named Kamin and lived for decades on a doomed planet before waking back up on the Enterprise. It was a good episode. Deep Space Nine had a similar episode called Hard Time where Chief Miles O'Brien served a simulated 20 year prison sentence in only a few minutes. It was one of the more poignant DS9 episodes.
Elfrunner 7 months ago
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SymphonyBrahms 8 months ago
I always loved this movie. Now I know just how bad it is. You have warped my fragile little mind! :(
Gamergrrl1 8 months ago
I noticed another mistake @9.27 Data's uniform doesn't have a slit at the top. In the next scene @9.30 it does!
Danny77uk 9 months ago
My interpretation: Picard never left the Nexus. *Everything* that happens after Picard got sucked into the Nexus is just a simulation of his "perfect" life. At first, the Nexus gave him a family - something Picard's life had always lacked, but he finally rejected that notion because his perfect life IS actually being the Captain; just a little more butch (ST8) and with a few more love interests (ST9).
Well, everyone else is dead then, but the ST movies >=7 actually make more sense this way...
polghirstenskoetter 9 months ago 6
@polghirstenskoetter <-- This man in a genius
MarineDelta1 9 months ago
"Now we all hate Piccard's photo album."
EngineerAdams 10 months ago 64
"not some kind of asshole clown-"
ROFL... just so many awesome lines in these reviews, it's hard to keep track :D
twooffour 11 months ago 7
@RedLetterMedia an embarrassment to humanity INDEED. lmfao 08:25 i hate this..."they also used this same prop... they do that a lot, though."
johncocktosensen 1 year ago
The artifact scene was something I did not know, good spot! But the scandal for me was the Klingon ship exploding the same way as the previous movie. Come on Paramount, what´s up with that?????
Lamy0001 1 year ago 2
Interesting reviews. However you forgot to say there were 2 Picards at the end of the movie: One who came back with Kirk, and another one from the past who never entered The Nexus. Whatever happened to that one? We know he gets shot but he cannot die, otherwise he would not get in The Nexus. Oh, and does Sauron also has an echo of the person he was, since he had been there 50 years ago???
Lamy0001 1 year ago 3
@Lamy0001 and also, wouldn't Sauron be smart enough to realize that Picard would go back in time and try to stop him.....?
supbrah100 11 months ago
Love the smashing sound with the artifact! LMFAO!!!
gforce4all 1 year ago 5
Picard was trying to defeat Sauron? I thought Frodo did that.
normicon 1 year ago 68
"Oh SHIT"! Lol! XD
wiiagent 1 year ago
captain's log... LOOL!!!!
twooffour 1 year ago
not the first time they reused that kilngon bird of prey stock shot.
spacexploder 1 year ago
Actually, I think there is a turbo lift that goes to the conference room. (Oh my god I am such a nerd.)
greyeyed123 1 year ago
Captains LOG! ROTFLMAO
OpeningSalvoe 1 year ago
Your reviews are always worth it. Good stuff and a good laugh
drockjr 1 year ago 2
Rick Berman, Ron Moore and Brannon Braga are reasons this movie SUCKED!!!
Plot holes and utter convenient stupidity rules the day.
Great Review though!!!!
TONYGILLEY 1 year ago
"So maybe Picard was making a Captain's log"... priceless :-))
Craplatte 1 year ago 5
Maybe they were trying to make you think the TNG TV series was better by making such crap movies like this.
Even the TV episode writers pay attention to continuity issues like that artifact.
charlesvan13 1 year ago
you don't try-lithium......you DO-lithium!!!
asuch874 1 year ago 4
Yo bro (redlettermedia) cut them a little slack, picard coming from the conference room shouldn't b weird, that room connects to deck2; sometimes i also take the longer way 2 a room even when I fully know their is much better route. Picard was just upset @ the news of the loss of his family.
asuch874 1 year ago
@asuch874 that's a bit of a stretch, remember they got a distress call why would Picard decide to take the longer route? and no one ever did that before
rjb1216 1 year ago
@asuch874 i think the point is that the film makers didn't bother to invest much into what was established in the TV series or in the spirit of the whole Star Trek franchise. Sure it's a minor thing to bitch about but it's a symptom of a larger problem as why this movie sucked on so many levels. If it had been a good movie which capture the spirit of the show but old and new then no one would really notice or care but instead it's one flaw of many flaws that sinks the film
RoninDave 10 months ago
ionosphere the second highest layer of the atmosphere tends to be ionized and slightly magnitized hence it's name tends to absorb or scatter certian frequencies of radio and permit others is a hassle when using very high or very low frequency radar
p.s. not completely sure if that is the gist of the description i found due to it being tech talk that even i who can understand much about space related words cannot fully decipher
makutateridax200 1 year ago
5:15 - 6:32 LOL,that was the best part
acebunny17 1 year ago
LOL @ the smashing noises...i love your reviews
robbierules81 1 year ago
About Tri-litium. There was an episode of TNG, that talked about tri-lithium as some kind of bi-product of using the warp engines, and they said it is very nuclear and unstable. But, here Worf calls it a nuclear inhibitor. O <-Plot hole.
Hitter84 1 year ago
@Hitter84 <- Nerd hole.
dghansen85 1 year ago
@dghansen85 Say that to my face and see how much of a nerd I am.
Hitter84 1 year ago
@Hitter84 ... Kinda hard to arrange Hitter 84. Calling you a nerd on youtube will have to suffice. Btw, I'm a nerd too. In fact, 100% of the people who've ever watched a 30 minute review on a Star Trek movie is a nerd.
dghansen85 1 year ago 2
@dghansen85 I only watch this review, because the guy who does it is very funny. I mean he asks if there is a home depot in this movie so he can hire a bunch of day laborers to hold him down while I shut off his rocket. And FYI, I only knew about the episode with tri-lithium because, that episode was on tv at the same time I was watching this review.
Hitter84 1 year ago
@Zidana123 Thank you very much. Yes, i understand the whole idea of what he says.... but happens that i'm doing a transcript of this video so i was asking for the exact words. If you can provide me this (especially from 06:47 to 06:57) i would appreciate it.
obueno 1 year ago
I love the backgroundmusic used in these ST videos of yours, RLM,
is it a secret where the tracks are all from?
BringBackMy9Os 1 year ago
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ampherny1980 1 year ago
And you know what that spells...
ampherny1980 1 year ago
DOES it truly take 30 minutes to review this flic..to the original OP...DO U DREAM IN SLOW MOTION ALSO...R u stealing medication out your mom's purse...I bet ur 45 years old and still live at home and still have your room made up like u were in grade school...and probably the cat population is down in your hood...probably making kitty burgers!!!!
UFOSPACE1999 1 year ago
@UFOSPACE1999
You should check out his ninety minute Star Wars Episode II review.
ShallowBayBandit 1 year ago
@ShallowBayBandit NO!!!! I don't want to..THIS guy who lives with his mom and masturbates over his 60 size waist is a WASTE of time and energy...WOW..90 minutes to review..and what is fucking sad..INCLUDING ME....WE came to this point and junction...LETS ALL FIND THIS FAT FUCK AND give him a bible..maybe this fat bitch will review that...IT WOULD take this fat fuck...10 years to review it. People in HVTP should never be on the net!!! Happy Valley Trailer Park...REDLETTERMEDIA UR TRASH!!!
UFOSPACE1999 1 year ago
@UFOSPACE1999 Uhm, Plinkett owns his own house and his mother's been dead for ages. And why would the man have to masturbate when he can just rape the hookers tied up in his shed?
Zidana123 1 year ago 3
@UFOSPACE1999 Actually Plinkett is over 100 years old now, and he can afford his own medication.
He does have a kitty though. He milks it to make his breakfast. Which is pizza rolls.
Zidana123 1 year ago
You are better than Andy Rooney! Might have something here! Keep it coming.
edelgado1 1 year ago
This was great.
sumbuddyx 1 year ago
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justinbellful 1 year ago
Picard could have beamed up both his photo album and the priceless artifact. That wouldn't have been any problem at all. It's not like there wasn't any room left on the U-Haul!
jmuslvr 1 year ago
@jmuslvr I think that the director didint ever see an episode of star trek and he found that in a storage closet and wanted to use it but i would think that Patrick stewart would say something
tsunamaisurfer606 1 year ago
"He could just not say enough good things about this... this thing... in fact he looked like he was gonna make an artifact in his pants"
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
elcap22 1 year ago 5
dude, i agree with most of your criticism of these movies. But, Picard did leave the ship ceremony before everyone else. He was visably shaken after learning about his dead family members. I think you are overdoing it a bit.
pguest1080 1 year ago
I am from Salzburg/Austria (Country where Schwarzenegger was born)
and i fucking LOVVVVE your Reviews. PLs keep on going ;))
GhostDogFX 1 year ago
Hahaha, 'that must have been some crash!'
chrisuk89 1 year ago 2
At 8:11 when you mention the 3rd turbo lift on the left, they did use that one, at least once, in the first episode "Encounter at Farpoint" when Picard, Troi, Tasha and Data go to the battle bridge.
Freshy300 1 year ago
Mostly nitpicking. Some good points but mostly nitpicking.
LinkReborn 1 year ago
@LinkReborn True, but this is a Star Trek movie. And is anyone in the world more nitpicky than Star Trek fans? It's practically their defining feature.
guysmiley00 1 year ago
So, here's the question that's been bugging me for 16 years. Given the speed of the Enterprise D's saucer section, and the fact shit burns up in the atmosphere, wouldn't the saucer section's vaporized remains simply plowed a big fucking crater in the ground, after the re-entry had killed the entire crew?
williamskidfears 1 year ago
@williamskidfears Astronauts have been surviving re-entry for 50-odd years now. Granted, it's a dangerous procedure generally and this one was under emergency conditions, but since we're talking about a universe with Warp drives, I don't think it's a huge stretch.
guysmiley00 1 year ago
"it's only a matter of time...before the animals get to him"
LMAO!!!!
Danny77uk 1 year ago 74
@Danny77uk You mean the rabid hordes of Trek fans?!
williamskidfears 1 year ago
@Danny77uk LMFAO!!!!!!! that part is hilarious!
KoRnFoReVeR23 9 months ago
They left the rubble of the crashed enterprise in a real hurry,
asuch874 1 year ago
One little question: what does Plinket says at: 02:48 and 06:47? I don't really understand what he means. Thanks in advance.
obueno 1 year ago
@obueno (2:48) "So it's kind of a question if they're going to put 2 and 2 together, not really how much Geordi knew."
(6:47) "He didn't bother to fuckin' find that" (referring to the flute that Picard played)
Oddity00 1 year ago
@obueno At 02:48 Plinkett is talking about how the enterprise crew figured out Sauron's plan without needing Geordi's knowledge of trilithium, and at 06:47 he's referring to the TNG episode The Inner Light, which is an amazing episode that you should really look up : D
Zidana123 1 year ago
next gen only had 4 movies, if one of the films had continued from the last like star trek II and III they would have made about 5 or 6
TURBODORK2 1 year ago
hahahaha ROFL at Picard continuously smashing that extremely valuable artifact LOL (with the smashing sound effect ofcourse
KoRnFoReVeR23 1 year ago 158
@KoRnFoReVeR23
And lol about him saying Picard was going to make an "artifact" in his pants over the artifact.
LtSurge659 1 year ago
@LtSurge659 hahaha this RedLetterMedia movie review dude is just awesome and hilarious! lol...
KoRnFoReVeR23 1 year ago 2
@KoRnFoReVeR23 shiiiiiit who needs this?
chultin8 8 months ago
In the words of confusedmatthew "I want to listen to everything you know about everything I already know"
kanyehater99 1 year ago
I noticed the conference door thing too! I am such a nerd!
papasitoman 1 year ago
its frustrating how much they fucked this movie up. seriously, how the hell was this script approved?
jamez309 1 year ago
The best part of this movie is that Soran's phaser turns over "Gangsta Style" before he busts a cap!
smurfenstein 1 year ago 3
You know, data did offer himself up as a hostage. Courage can be an emotion too
szfski 1 year ago
lol great review but you forgot one plot hole. They say that Soren can't get to the nexus by flying into it with a ship cuz the ship would be destroyed... except... okay but thats how he got there before. And Kirk. And Guignan. And everyone else except picard. Okay the ship would get destroyed but who cares? You wouldnt be on board anymore youd be in the nexus
WilHiteWarrior 1 year ago
malcolm mcdowell not mcdonald.
C0wb0yc00l 1 year ago
You're kidding right? You can't tell that it's a joke?
rikatyt 1 year ago
@rikatyt Sorry, I thought jokes were supposed to be funny. Plus, there are people ouit there who may go to imdb.com and look up malcolm mcdonald and be sorely disappointed. Just doing my part to redirect misinformation :D
C0wb0yc00l 1 year ago
@C0wb0yc00l Why does everyone care so much about what Malcolm Mcdowell's name is?
Jeshaiah1234 1 year ago
The funniest part is when he just dropped that ancient item like it was a piece of trash even though he was nearly worshiping it earlier.
KevinBusomjack 1 year ago 6
@2.24
Gangsta-sideways, IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!
brokeanddrive 1 year ago
You tiny little lifeforms!
chadwicks733 1 year ago
LMAO. This is some funny shit.
JosephStetson 1 year ago
Picard is completely retarded. That plot hole made him look worse than kirk. What is he doing commanding a star ship if he is really that stupid? He honestly couldn't have thought of going back a little further? How much LSD did he do? Damn.
Luigi84289 1 year ago 3
I think there's a bigger question than why did Soren put a hidden camera in Geordi's visor. Why couldn't Starfleet's leading flagship, which in the past could detect the slightest defect in the time-space continuum and the slightest error in shield or engine configuration not detect something as simple as a hidden camera??
lol!
gideonblackman 1 year ago
Picard was looking through his photo album with Troi in his ready-room only moments before the destruction of the Armagosa star.
1925phantom 1 year ago
oh fuck - the curlin nescar - toss it aside. its like even patrick stewart had no idea what it was - fuck that was funny. there are so many shitty films - i wish you could make a lot more reviews
stimpp 1 year ago
Ok, RedLetter, did you add that breaking sound when Picard sets down the ceramic artifact thing? I don't remember that from watching the movie.
SiriusLumino 1 year ago
Kirk buried under rocks...lol! That's like going back in time and bringing back Abraham Lincoln to help you. Then he dies and instead of bringing his body back with you, you just leave it under some dirt and say, "Well, thanks for everything", and don't bother to let anyone know about it.
raith0818 1 year ago
Kirk should have gone out at the helm of a ship that's half-destroyed, the bridge on fire, and half the bridge crew dead by ramming it into the ship/starbase/doomsday-machine and taking it out before the enemy destroyed half the galaxy.
Instead he died falling off a bridge on some insignificant planet trying to stop some pensioner from escaping into his happy place
RoninDave 1 year ago 6
ha hahahahahahahahahhaahah men this guy crack me up!!!!!
willfixitfast 1 year ago
slavery jokes are pure class
frankpneider 1 year ago 6
Data's emotions subplot was the best part of the movie!
jmzimmerman1984 1 year ago
he broke it hahaha he broke it haha....
RainStormTornados 1 year ago
The whole bit on the artificat was hilarious. I love how you cut off your self when you move from part to part. Hilarious!
lcromy 1 year ago 5
ha ha ha love your voice.
lcromy 1 year ago
haha.....roots....
fantacist 1 year ago
it always confused me why they complain about data pushing dr crusher into the water, like omg she's a WOMAN you can't do that to a woman in the 24th century
they're faggots
hisoj 1 year ago
@hisoj I never got that either. Why should it not be okay with Crusher when it was perfectly okay with Worf or Riker or whoever it was that had been pushed into the water before her?
SiriusLumino 1 year ago 3
@SiriusLumino Silly male! You cannot mistreat a lady! That's sexist and nonchivalric!
brokeanddrive 1 year ago
@brokeanddrive Hey, if women want to be treated equal to men, they've got to take the bad part too, not just the good part. Being male isn't all just privilege, freedom, and getting to boss others around, ya know. It's also being the brunt of cruel jokes and having to put others' demands before yours at times.
Just my two cents. XD
SiriusLumino 1 year ago
@SiriusLumino Two cents worth more than those of your typical "bu-ut wimmenz r precious and weak don't u DARE look at one crosseyed!!" :)
brokeanddrive 1 year ago
@SiriusLumino You forgot the physical aspect as well. I've met very few of my fellow men who haven't been in their fair share of hand to hand conflicts. It's part of who we are.
Luigi84289 1 year ago
@Luigi84289 True, true.
SiriusLumino 1 year ago