Fat Kid + Sword + Ponytail + Sweats = Magic

[moocowismyname]

Wow these comments are nicer than what I expected ha

[TheFi3Ndx]

Lol he thinks he is a master at this stuff just form watching star wars and playing video games 

[shroomeeez]

teach me your ways jedi.

[Project0061]

wow, you can see that kids wang

and he's hung

[MrDaveythewavey19]

@Project0061 like any woman would ever get close enough to him for it to matter

[GhostSoldierAUS]

LOL gross fat neckbeard



[lpalamarek2]

Keep working on your dragon twister.

[Phatyboy1987]

You remind me of Cartman for some reason.

[JARRETGROCKS]

Don't listen to these negative comments. You are amazing and in great shape. Just kidding! You suck at life and you should stop playing video games you dork. Who on earth will ever get into a sword fight anyways. Grow up, you ball sack. Nerds like you belong in a hospital. PS. Cut your rat tail

PPS. You are gay. PPPS. A blind, paralyzed midget could beat you in a fight with her.... yes her..... arms tied behind her back.

[KillerIbuki]

@JARRETGROCKS lol i agree with you man, its like rufus of street fighter.

[joachim2901]

Niiiiiigggggaaa twissssstaaaaa!!!!!!!!

[abbyandkarenshow]

this is adorable, your an awesome creature

[Tuco7603]

The grace and beauty of Gods creatinion=Pure Magic when i watch this creature of pure ninjitsu marvel, brings a tear to my eye! ;(

[paddyplank]

As an Ieado instructor, you are a dreamer and dangerous you tard !!

[DOGGYSTYL32012]

The best thing about a one-piece Ninja costume is you don't have to repeatedly adjust your sweater when your fat rolls tumble out

[DOGGYSTYL32012]

You might wonder why the sword is wooden.

It's because he devoured the steel one.

[vialotus]

this is like the star wars kid

[LeafsHandsomeDevilXD]

Sweet Mullet

[TentacleOtaku]

you know, just because you control the character in a videogame does NOT mean you can do the same moves in real life. i noticed you charged up some of your attacks. you do know that doesnt do anything in real life, right?

[TrueDarkBloodAzakeri]

look kid, take it from a guy who's been doing martial arts for most of his life. don't worry about swords right now, get your body in shape, and learn to get deeper into your legs. martial arts is from the ground up, and if you're really serious about learning to fight against people with swords, then take a serious look at watching a few iado videos for proper stances and then try taking some real classes to learn about proper alignment and body motion.

[NintendoDrunkie]

1:15 You did good on the cross legged stance. The first time your knees snap wont be fun though.

[sfamn22]

After seein this i fear for our future if people like this are runnin the show.

[Tbladez56]

And the amount of vagina he wrecked that night will live in eternity as the most insurmountable feat ever attempted by mankind.

[SephirothSpirit]

Star Wars Kid brother

[JoShtheTECHwhiz]

I wouldn't wanna meet this kid in a dark alley he might power slash me with his wooden blade of might

[sublimeswines]

you guys better stop makin fun of him or he ll dragon twister you

[MrDanthebushman]

First off mate, your swings are too wide and inefficient. You will wear yourself out and be wide open to attack. Wide swings are powerful and effective with the right relative position to your opponent. A waste of energy and a gamble for your life otherwise. The draw looks cool and a fast draw is handy for a quick attack or counter. But you need to work on your footing. Forget the dual katana's for now and stick with the one. Your feet and legs have more to do with your strikes than arms.

[zCrazyshotXz]

why am i watchin this

[TayFuls1]

He's pretty fat for a limber guy!

[NintendoDrunkie]

He acts like his center of gravity is 4 feet behind him :/

[NintendoDrunkie]

Is it just me or does everyone else picture themselves disarming this nut sack then knock him out cold?

[DruTraneX]

I'm sick and tired of people making videos of fake fighting styles and fake sword styles if your gonna make a vid like this make sur it's a real fighting style. Laugh it up it's still a disgrace to real martial arts.

[boethiah12]

@DruTraneX lighten up bro. its funny as hell.

[NintendoDrunkie]

He is going to end up kicking his own ass :/

[TheUnknownSkier]

I'm sure that his opponent would wait for him to pull up his pants

[NintendoDrunkie]

You know, before they would train people to even hold a weapon, they would have to master hand to hand combat. What if YOU lose your sword? Running away is definitely out of the question. Trust me kid, you can do more damage with a can of mace than you can with the stick.

[NintendoDrunkie]

I think the grass committed suicide because it couldn't stand watching this crap.

[NintendoDrunkie]

You learned? How about watched some guy on TV do it 1 time and consider yourself an experrt.

[NintendoDrunkie]

5:02 What the fuck was that?



[Mahnstir]

@NintendoDrunkie It was a dragon Twista... Stupid he said it before he did it

[NintendoDrunkie]

@Mahnstir Alright, What I meant by the question was not what he did motion wise. But why the fuck he did it in the first place.

[NintendoDrunkie]

He's big, has a ponytail, fights like a Jedi and will probably get his ass whooped when he tries to kill someone with that wooden ass sword.

This guy is as frightening as a glass of ovaltine.

[NintendoDrunkie]

Ten bucks says that even with a real sword, I can kick his ass with a spoon.

[brantron968]

The fact that he had long hair in a ponytail really made this video hahaha

[placentafaggot]

LOL 5:05 Dragon Twister!!!!

[NANCHUCKABABY]

If the double dragons had sex with a redneck woman... this....THIS would be thier ultimate heir!!

[gahzeyboe]

I believe that's some sort of rat tail?

[crieiessacontaagora]

Oh-ho-ho this Snorlax will be difficult to caught

[EHSisAWESOME]

I smelt a certain stench as I watched this movie...

[XxValkyraxX]

DRAGON TWISTERRR

*Pulls down shirt*

FULLL CHARGE

*Pulls up pants*

[theDudeAbides1100]

any dude with a ponytail is retarded.

[christsbassist89]

@theDudeAbides1100

well thats just like, your opinion man.

[lykos619]

This poor guy. Too retarded to know how retarded he is.

[Monsteroflopogis]

That's the most exercise he's seen in years.

[damazywlodarczyk]

getting laid is awesome, doing this shit is not

[2azfeWeb]

Inspiration = Anime

Dragon twister? Full Charge? I'm sure that's what I'm going to be yelling at my opponent the next time I am in a sword fight.

[Avararda]

I lol'd at "Dragon... TWISTER!"

[mzimmy1993]

Out takes: "MOOMMM!! Where's my soda!?!?!?" *whack* "owwww!!!! Mommy i need a bandaidd!!!"

[Bobownzall1]

I feel like he was inspired by Tales games...

[FarmerWidmo]

I like him.

[Aviaenis]

1:15 swan lake?

[NewLevel110]

you're the worst human

[Stephanezo]

Contrary to popular believe, he has a girlfriend.

Her name is World of Warcraft.

[war2234]

Hahahahahaha its funny cause he is fat..

[ddw73666]

great job, hang in there and keep practicing. One day you will be good. Don't listen to other poeples negative comments.

[EvilTomte]

So graceful

[Arkadi081]

I bet that there is a sad story behind this clip

[booboowilson10101]

@Arkadi081 His hot girlfriend got kidnapped and now he has to learn the art on ninjitsu to save her!

[booboowilson10101]

@Arkadi081 i don't think ninjitsu is a word

[Rasfest]

Some of those hits aint half bad, he have been through "some" training but most of what I see seems kinda copied from Films and Anime. If he works on his form and and cut the bullshit then he might make a decent swordsman. Just an opinion from an "Half-Trained" martial artist.

[bleachbabe05]

@Rasfest

I have to agree.

[HunterRunsIt]

Next Super Smash Brothers Character.

[HunterRunsIt]

We'll call the new found technique Dances With The Cows.

[MrStainless5000]

stopplaying with swords and jerk it 2 some porn thats about the closets u can get 2 sex

[meganoob68]

looooooooooooooooool!



[BLCaptainCrazy]

Dear god, those pants are far too tight for any mortal. Perhaps he is a deity, born from the heavens.

[Tile700]

Holy rat tail

[terminamator]

What a sad affair this generation has become....

[tpelley]

5:13 cha ch ch ch

[MackandSonCo]

He has the same symbol on his pants and shirt... what a tard lol.

[Geistmeister6]

The Virginity is strong in this one

[MorchiePorchie]

@Geistmeister6 WOWZERS!!!! OH MY! What a wonderful comment, Geistmeister! Oh, FUCKoff for making my side hurt so much laughing! OUCH!

[cikuwat]

I bet his dad posted this.



[invisiblenakedguy]

Wow. I wonder if Chuck Norris is his sansei?

[PeopleGB]

I bet it's his Mum filming!! haha

[N3N000]

Use that sword to cut your hair...

[Vincent75777]

105 ninjas can't take a joke.

[blueschoolbackpack]

I freaking love it!!!

[jenkor]

Nice 1 man! you are one of biggest idiots I have ever seen! Batu-Jitsu oO wtf

[Andy152R]

It's the sweat pants samurai!

[uhjnhuyt]

1:59

[Ben1238]

A quick pan to the right reveals a man in a fedora with a whip on his waist. Then, he in disgust draws his revolver.

[GuitarVirtuosoWimmel]

PREPARE. NUB EMPIRE! PREPARE FOR TEH ARROW TO TEH KNEE

[19volks71]

Guy's hung like a fucking moose.

[XXschubXX]

i wonder. will all the training actually help him one day in life lol

[Tile700]

It's like watching Link's retarded son or his midlife crisis lol

[krillboyparnas]

I think it's great that Darth Vader was there capturing the whole moment with his handy cam.

(shadow @ 3:17)

[JackAcix]

Laughing at the unfortunate is fun and I feel like shit for doing it lol

[purplepoohole]

His best move is when he unsticks his balls at 0:04

[NewLevel110]

@purplepoohole i laughed for about 2 mins straight when i saw that

[152klanw]

DRAGON TWISTER BRINGS DA PAIN BITCH

[152klanw]

in a normal batle he would die last... it takes him 5 mins to cover 5 metre distance thats why....

[ifeAMV]

Who is this guy that filming this video..and dont laugh?

[TheBoston95]

He probably felt Like such a BAMF then when he finished he was like yea I nailed that.

[BrainwashedYouthUS]

hes actually good!? haha

[bf2gammer]

one chubby chubby.. two chubby chubby

[mrgertrude7]

Dont even say u could be this guy up. His mullet will crush your soul...

[kluu385]

Is there a tutorial vid. somewhere for this?

[urb4nus]

he sucks so much... I can;t even comment it

[Darkskeletonazerty]

The video game character are nothing compared to that guy

[tpxzak]

this guy is gonna kick ass when the zombies come

[alfmarius]

Press this many times to watch ninja kid go Michael Jackson! 2:57

[zano742]

Lolololol

[aqwdeathsastinte2]

can i get a like at lest hes doing what he likes

[TheSomnambule]

Dart from Legend of Dragoon has sure gained some weight. Shana's death must have hurt him more than I thought.

[Tevioon1]

5:04 DRAGON TWISTER!1!111111

[mbkboosterjohn]

1.15 why? hahahaaa

[QuapPac]

keep pressing 6 for epic ninja noise

[Zapx114]

LOL!!!!!!!!

[Cocacolasodaman]

lv 35 virgin

[ladieskey1]

Wow......just wow

[mbiernat87]

Its not a ponytail retard its a mullet.

[91marors]

If chuck norris and the guy that "CAN CHUG 4 MOUNTAIN DEWS" had a baby.....this would be their prodigy.

p.s.- /watch?v=CQlvnfRQcSU

[servantslug]

Im actually kind of impressed



[spungegregsquarehead]

fat retard!

[harlesslee]

LEAVE FAT SWORD GUY ALONE!

[bdubb629]

Swag.

[synthetica83]

C-C-C-COMBO!!

[Bodmw01]

is that a mullet or a huge rat tail?

[gotcod7]

cameltoe

[WarrenPaul3H]

Such grace, such power, yet tempered with humility... Like an asian Duncan McCloud. Only he's white, not asian.

[lucky6m]

"I like his haircut"

[megalon96]

he has been training high in the Himalayas for this moment. His sword, deathbringer, forged in the heart of a dying star, adds 50 fire damage and 10 agility boost.

the ponytail adds 80 charisma

[yoyokid504]

1 swing + fat kid = winded

2 swings + fat kid = death

[bigslim312]

WATCH OUT HIGHLANDER...



[TobiHatake1]

WTF Is This. Way To Much Anime

[SaalahadDin]

I'd kill him in two seconds not having any weapon . . . .

[mafoota]

Having worked with autistic people I'm guessing this guy is autistic,

[annata12]

@mafoota He seem just as unaware as normal morons i deal with daily, you telling me that most humans are autistic ;)

[Bruuh45000]

Uma dádiva dos ninjas!

[odiss1223]

that's one fat motherfucker.

[vjludovico]

Ahh the winded cow sword technique... I've heard only rumors of it's existence

[Nocheeseeforyou]

@vjludovico i just laughed for 3 minutes straight.

[Trolluhcaust]

His has pinpoint accuracy..

[ramborobbo]

what a stunning athlete



[LiveTheAlexLife]

Who the fuck is filming this?

[nickiebeanie]

this kid either got his ass beat by some chick in color guard, or he just watches way to much anime.

probably the first one, that bull charge looked like it had a lot of emotion behind it, bahaha.

[mhatkins]

Chunky-Butt is gonna take his mom out!

[depasqualemarco1986]

bhahahhahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaahahahhhahahahhhahhah stupid crazy kid!!!!!

[scorchedcandy]

Lol! I just saw this guy on Tosh.O. I think he needs a web redemption.

[cwbwakefreak99]

Any one see Zach Galafanakis as a teen...well here is the hidden footage

[boethiah12]

autism at its finest.

[ShojinKun]

For a fat mullet kod he's not bad

[graymachinedotcom]

These are the secret ninja moves from the government

[98stupidkids]

Nice mullet

[KaiS2K]

Is he preparing to fight a clan of Ninja Donuts?

[brodgerz]

Skiing @6:03

[808jspekeg6]

Down syndrome + Video Games = EPIC!

[Burner2K0]

I find this very relaxing for some reason '_'

[Nickjello]

ha

[YumeinaDude]

Oh wow

[sfkjbg]

Future sadistic killer

[shadowboyzx]

Alright be honest who has'nt done sumthin like this? Not neccesarily with wooden swords but just lashed out at the air like a fucking maniac. I definitley have, even though I'd never put it on youtube......Dragon twister had me rolling though xD

[drn1gga]

Hi , Haru! i loved your film.

[DimeWyldeSynTremonti]

Asuko11 fag

[xosaralove72]

i love that he has to keep pulling up his sweats and pulling down his shirt..lol :)

[parodilovern]

I'd love if this movie was extended by another 3 minutes and he would say:

that's what I can do with 2 swords, now I'll show you what I can do with 3!

Zoro style!

[vBMTH]

Wat a nice mullet

[TheAlliancehero]

Its Demoncastor!!! /wave. might want to think about the subway diet.

[thejayrush]

the worst part is hes not even in the privacy of his back yard...hes in public...bless his soul lol

[Beebs1280]

Can a ninja get a drawstring on those sweats?!

[spankycorkforker]

we were all seven once