I wax gonna say an arrow joke but then 100 maces started falling from the sky but then I saw my penis and used the force to stop them and then I took an arrow to the face and 100 maces to the penis
@smithjohn134 ok seriously, i just said it cause no one else did for this video, if anything, you should be hating anyone else that posted the joke after me. And your really going to tell me to fuck off? and do what afterwards, you cant stop me from doing what i want to do here, Welcome to the Internet!
@ToWatchItFall Actually if you look at the Bob and Tom video of them performing this the Asian guy says his family wouldn't get it or something like that. Pretty funny.
I sang this in school for about a week, I'm still going too. I've managed to get this stuck in the girl I likes' head. Now she walks down the hall singing it with me.
I almost got arrested today. After a listen, my psyche is restored to the normal "false reality' blind happiness. Thank You 0Pandy0. I acknowledge you as the only reason for the progress that I've made. You're a constant reminder, we came we saw we conquered...
KatanaSoul
minimanjonesy 13 hours ago
this is awesome
thatrandomdude95 16 hours ago
And this song is dedicated to..............
Ron Jeremy.
Because even though he has gotten fat it's still gigantic!
oldmodman 1 day ago
@oldmodman nice
thatrandomdude95 16 hours ago
NMISFODNOKFDSNAPLEMDNSBUI PEENISSS FIOSKNWDSAOK lmaoo
FunkyMeerkat2000 5 days ago
This is great advice for me hooray for being a white man with a black man size penis!
Blowhole6969 6 days ago
I took a look at my penis then realized it is elephantitis big.
bradleyii 6 days ago
I'd say perverts will love this, normal
People will only like it
DemonicMapler 1 week ago
163 people don't have..... *sigh* nevermind
BobbyWindham 1 week ago 4
@BobbyWindham awwww SOMEONE doesnt have an enormous penis :/
maybe look at someone else's....maybe that will help
PrPL3Gaming 1 week ago
I took a look at my bf's penis and my mom's yelling went away xD
sara38643 1 week ago
do you have the score or sheet music for this song? me and my a-capella choir want so sing it!
sibilator666 2 weeks ago
It's funny cause the person who made this doesn't even have a penis
dellenboy10 2 weeks ago
Wow, did you made all those pictures in Microsoft paint?
Humanthing123 3 weeks ago
I used to take a look at my enormous penis, but then I got laid.
Emi2814 3 weeks ago
2:01... not THAT many people have enourmous penises
cookiem0nster32 3 weeks ago
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ratmanrussell 3 weeks ago
162 people have a small penis
txmale1977 3 weeks ago 4
Satchmo would be proud
Jazzman8100 3 weeks ago
I love it yo
wizmur 3 weeks ago
Did you know, how annoying it is, when your penis is 10 minutes earlier at home than you?!
TheBaggyEra 3 weeks ago 2
I wax gonna say an arrow joke but then 100 maces started falling from the sky but then I saw my penis and used the force to stop them and then I took an arrow to the face and 100 maces to the penis
Thatfatguywithababy 4 weeks ago
162 people have a small penis.
L3GITR3MIXES 4 weeks ago
162 asians took a glance in their pants.
CrookSnShit 4 weeks ago
this is so funny
beautifulchick88 1 month ago
I wanted to take a look at my Enormous penis, but then i took an arrow to the knee
xXDeadSlaveXx 1 month ago
@xXDeadSlaveXx Those got really old.
MrSokusuke 1 month ago
:D
guilly1994 1 month ago
dude can i take a look at it too?
bansana333 1 month ago
This guy's mspaint skills are off the charts.
0kemah 1 month ago 69
@0kemah "this girl's"
wtfninjaboy1222 3 weeks ago
@0kemah Yeah if he drew the charts via mspaint
Guywithair2 2 weeks ago
@0kemah Over 9000?
apocalypse053 3 days ago
poor asians
lennartjuhh 1 month ago
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Asians must hate this
just like you.
Pokemonminecraftdude 1 month ago
this is like my theme song
mitchellem111 1 month ago
i have a enormous penis :D
ThErMaLsNiPeZ 1 month ago
I'm Asian, AND a woman. Damn it.
RiddlexMasterxXiu 1 month ago 27
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Nickompoop 1 day ago
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@RiddlexMasterxXiu Try looking at my enormous penis.
Nickompoop 1 day ago
161 people do not have an enormous penis. =)
Ac1dxxRa1n 1 month ago 4
Amazing harmony
the1hero1of1time 1 month ago
takes steriods "not anymore"
michdokter27 1 month ago
I used to have an enormous penis then i took an arrow to the dick
xShottie2theBody 1 month ago 4
wtf
96Kurupt 1 month ago
That's why I'm always so happy
Cube4Evar 1 month ago
"yummmm~"
BBasiliscus 1 month ago
1:34 - 1:48
Epic..just epic.
GordonFreeman70 1 month ago
160 people have tiny penis's
3headedpuppy 1 month ago
i used to have an enormous penis but then i took an arrow in the knee.
Missestwister 1 month ago 4
mine is 19,6cm im tur....=P
7131eduardo 1 month ago
159 peoples got a Circumcision
HANDBANANA2012 1 month ago 3
1:33 I think Bill Cosby made a cameo.
elijahdl 1 month ago 2
@elijahdl It's actually supposed to be Louis Armstrong.
dnarbredlih 1 month ago
@dnarbredlih How in the Hell did ... GAH. I meant Bing Crosby.
elijahdl 1 month ago
Why does this exist? A better question would be how did i end up here xD
theshizukani 1 month ago
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I used to take a look at my enormous penis, then I took an arrow to the knee.
AareaXNatsuhara 1 month ago 16
@AareaXNatsuhara i used to make horrible and overused references, but then i got punched in my enormous penis for doing so...
DivineSlayer1 1 month ago
@AareaXNatsuhara Let me guess. Someone stole your sweet roll.
Bradhangman 1 month ago
@AareaXNatsuhara gay
manoxide06 1 month ago
@AareaXNatsuhara Asshole…
Its "I used to take a look at my enormous penis, but then i took a bullet to the head"
LOLGmod 3 weeks ago
@LOLGmod wow, way to be a hater.
AareaXNatsuhara 3 weeks ago
@AareaXNatsuhara im serious, 'arrow to the knee jokes' are over used. If you modify it a little then its funny
LOLGmod 3 weeks ago
@AareaXNatsuhara fuck yourself
smithjohn134 2 weeks ago
@smithjohn134 ok seriously, i just said it cause no one else did for this video, if anything, you should be hating anyone else that posted the joke after me. And your really going to tell me to fuck off? and do what afterwards, you cant stop me from doing what i want to do here, Welcome to the Internet!
AareaXNatsuhara 2 weeks ago
@AareaXNatsuhara when he @smithjohn134 looks a his penis his troubles don't start melting away :(
4525Reality 2 weeks ago
/likes
TheROBLOXGameReviews 1 month ago
This song sums up my life
Pokemonminecraftdude 1 month ago
now my problems start melting away
r2d2drift 1 month ago
im asian and i love this song so sdfu ppl!
prokillerkim 1 month ago
@prokillerkim Grow a penis asian.
jackofblades94 1 month ago
this is.. the best song ever.
AlmostOcean 1 month ago
158 people are asian...btw i <3 asians
itsBlurr88 1 month ago
158 Dislikers have small penis'
iiTzPerFecTioNz 1 month ago
You'd think a song about having an enormous penis would be sung by a black guy.
ratmanrussell 1 month ago 3
Cool song.
NakedWombatStuff 1 month ago
157 Asian days have been ruined
xXxDethMetalxXx 2 months ago 2
so....if i have a small one i should just kill myself?
Iamatheist1234 2 months ago
@Iamatheist1234 Exactly.
PsallaDeceit 2 months ago
@PsallaDeceit thanks for the help!
Iamatheist1234 2 months ago
the dislike bar is the size of 157 peoples penis
xxZOMBIZZkillaXX 2 months ago 2
1:30 ahahahahaahahaaha
attentialgorillapelo 2 months ago
This song brought me through depression c:
BlinktheBlueLink 2 months ago
HAha i love this!
FreeIceCreamAndNaps 2 months ago
Poor Adolf Hitler
ellocoalex1000 2 months ago
@ellocoalex1000 xD
grasser101 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
A lot of comments about Asians here, but one of the singers is actually Chinese. Just saying.
wachaninja 2 months ago 5
156 people are asian.
nigggy69 2 months ago
Whenever life gets me down, I listen to this song. It's a GREAT pick me up.
mike1992123 2 months ago
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0:44. No need to thank me.
kevindrop 2 months ago in playlist Favorieten van kevindrop
The awkward moment when your mom starts singing this -___-
TehMUX 2 months ago 3
156 are dislike the size of their penis
headmanboy30000 2 months ago
i was having a shitty day then my friend sent me this video i looked down and felt waaaaaay better
dudethedud 2 months ago
Don't follow the instructions while just stepping out of the shower, you will be disappointed.
Mastermind1MM 2 months ago 2
Sounds like something in Phineas and Ferb.
Nix4dogs 2 months ago 4
lol this is uplifting!
124235346 2 months ago 2
@124235346 Creative username brah!
Giulianosse 2 months ago
155 people got a small penis :D
trobael 2 months ago
Asians must hate this song..
ToWatchItFall 2 months ago 191
@ToWatchItFall ironically one of those singing is somehow asian.
6020e3 2 months ago
@ToWatchItFall
Have you ever seen an asian penis before? If you have, you're gay for seeing it. haha
johndoming14 2 months ago
Yes they do....
leo973232 2 months ago
@ToWatchItFall I'm an asian and i love it :-)
cx92k 2 months ago
@ToWatchItFall Actually if you look at the Bob and Tom video of them performing this the Asian guy says his family wouldn't get it or something like that. Pretty funny.
YourTitsAreShowing 2 months ago
@ToWatchItFall I don't think so, I love this song =p
falcon731boy 1 month ago
@ToWatchItFall You must have never seen an Asian's penis. Japanese men, on average, have larger penises then Americans. And I'm American.
BaconBoy914 1 month ago
@BaconBoy914 Cool story bro
rolle16 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
@ToWatchItFall An asian is the lead singer lols
chiefpatrick333 1 month ago 3
@ToWatchItFall I like this song and I am Japaneseses
s0m3gu7 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
my boyfriend just sent me this video in a link.... not sure how to take that
Criggy94 2 months ago 3
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154 people have a small penis.
Sophistocrates 2 months ago
My life is a little more worth living now.
Thanks.
DevilDogDiariesUSMC 2 months ago 72
reminds me of alwalys look on the bright side of life at the end of the life of brian XD
ColoneljackoneillFR 2 months ago
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24SuperSkull 2 months ago
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24SuperSkull 2 months ago
halster94? anyone?
crazysniperman99 3 months ago
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why are these people making videos about me?
TheKaldaddy 3 months ago in playlist ........interesting songs
Man i feel so much better now. For real.
Pokemonminecraftdude 3 months ago
This song is better then everything else
Pokemonminecraftdude 3 months ago
You can really draw smiles
Prince100bill 3 months ago
0:37 I thought he takes care of all of his "blues" not his "booze"
MrChumFm 3 months ago
Why does it say "yum" at the end? lol
boywholived 3 months ago 2
153 people have small penises.
MinimallyMainstream 3 months ago
funny penis
kitty7415 3 months ago in playlist kitty7415's favorites
@gaysexletshavesexfag you do realize that its a bunch of white guys that sing this... lol
wf4516 3 months ago 2
I should say it too.152 people have small dicks.
forceunleasher 3 months ago in playlist Liked
152 people have small dicks.
Jammamanman 3 months ago
Funnie 8=========D
Weepeebusswagger 3 months ago
Was that a girl singing close to the end?????
danny10202 3 months ago
my dick is hard right now
DABIGBOOMER 3 months ago 2
@DABIGBOOMER Thanks for the info.......
TheBeanieProductions 3 months ago in playlist TheBeanieProductions's favorites
Tehe tht was about me
TheGing297 3 months ago
151 have`nt a enormous Penis xD
FinestOfMusic 3 months ago
I do this when jerry springer doesn't work I open my pants and BAM! Instant happy
theveggiejerk 3 months ago
Lmao! SijusjsuhsjsPEEEEENIS!jkdjsj
crackbaby1058 3 months ago
you know, i was feeling kindadown today. then i heard this song, and i totally felt better.
DGL2isAwesome 3 months ago
Everytime I listen to this song im Happy :DDD
MONGOans1 3 months ago
I gotta smile every day because my penis is tucked in my ankle socks...;)
firefighter6199 3 months ago
I sang this in school for about a week, I'm still going too. I've managed to get this stuck in the girl I likes' head. Now she walks down the hall singing it with me.
Wuga350 3 months ago
What is.... a gravy train?
Wuga350 3 months ago
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chezyflower 3 months ago
Hey there's nothing gay about a few dudes singin about Thier penises.
rand0manonymous 3 months ago
151 people don't have an enormous penis...
Windallo11 3 months ago
Its true. It works ;)
navyseal890 3 months ago
wthe fuck
kitty7415 3 months ago
great job !
TLBnascar 3 months ago
fucking TRUE STORY,it works!
forceunleasher 4 months ago in playlist Liked
151 people have small a small penis LOL
AF1KiKsz 4 months ago
Funny as fuck lmao;)
SteezyAFkiddo 4 months ago
now im happy
mikelike1998 4 months ago
you made my day .. no .. my life
SupahZaf 4 months ago
2:28
Poor guy. Nothing is going his way
xXxDethMetalxXx 4 months ago 2
Haha funny as fuck
yungballerz32135 4 months ago
Haha funny as fuck
yungballerz32135 4 months ago
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MrFootballkid28 4 months ago
My friends always start singing this song I didn't even know it was an actual song!
Kimichipa 4 months ago
I almost got arrested today. After a listen, my psyche is restored to the normal "false reality' blind happiness. Thank You 0Pandy0. I acknowledge you as the only reason for the progress that I've made. You're a constant reminder, we came we saw we conquered...
xxxoejxxx 4 months ago 23
@xxxoejxxx Glad I could help <3
0Pandy0 4 months ago 9
@0Pandy0 Thank you...
southernhustle007 2 months ago
I know this is kinda bad... But I think of Disneyland when I hear this :P
DeepThrusters 4 months ago 2
This helps me when my day goes bad lol ^_^
Nninjahh 4 months ago
@theadmiralpancake is 1m 50 average? :)
heavyvideo445 4 months ago
I was having a really bad day on my birthday yesterday.
Then, I glanced in my pants,
and my troubles started melting away :)
Madmark4488 4 months ago
i wonder how many people took a look at their enormous penis
HaztaUK 4 months ago
i wonder how many people took a look at their enormous penis
HaztaUK 4 months ago
lol
MegaFantasygurl 4 months ago
I found this through Facebook, but why do so many people watch this shit? Are you all JUST that gay?
ThePrototype27602 4 months ago
@ThePrototype27602
Well according to your profil every argument got invalid Mr. Faggot
Nathrakhen 4 months ago
@Nathrakhen What The FUCK is wrong with my profile?
I haven't even seen yours yet... I wouldn't want to end up watching more dick videos like this one.
You're a fag for thinking this shit is normal. You've got fucking problems!!!
ThePrototype27602 4 months ago
@ThePrototype27602
You got beaten by your parents, or why do you insult people over the internet?
Nathrakhen 4 months ago
@Nathrakhen I could ask you the same question you fucking faggot. Piss off...
ThePrototype27602 4 months ago
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MrChazzer1 4 months ago
@ThePrototype27602 please stop being offensive, also why is the word gay an insult for you? It just shows your immaturity.
MrChazzer1 4 months ago
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xxxoejxxx 4 months ago
Your penis is almost certainly right around average. If it's not average, it's probably below average or slightly above.
Deal with it.
TheAdmiralPancake 4 months ago
147 people don't have an enormous penis.
FDRPR09 4 months ago
my brother and boyfriend performed this song together at football camp... i'm not sure how to feel...
VivaLaVerde 4 months ago 42
@VivaLaVerde Wait brother/boyfriend or your brother and your boyfriend?
TheFPSsoviet 4 months ago
@TheFPSsoviet HAHAHA my brother, and my boyfriend, TOGETHER! performed together!
VivaLaVerde 4 months ago
@VivaLaVerde ok hahaha
TheFPSsoviet 4 months ago
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@VivaLaVerde Can I help? You feel proud :)
Bubbles96337 3 months ago
@VivaLaVerde Proud.
Soulanguish 2 months ago