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  • KatanaSoul

  • this is awesome

  • And this song is dedicated to..............

    Ron Jeremy.

    Because even though he has gotten fat it's still gigantic!

  • @oldmodman nice

  • NMISFODNOKFDSNAPLEMDNSBUI PEENISSS FIOSKNWDSAOK lmaoo

  • This is great advice for me hooray for being a white man with a black man size penis!

  • I took a look at my penis then realized it is elephantitis big.

  • I'd say perverts will love this, normal

    People will only like it

  • 163 people don't have..... *sigh* nevermind

  • @BobbyWindham awwww SOMEONE doesnt have an enormous penis :/

    maybe look at someone else's....maybe that will help

  • I took a look at my bf's penis and my mom's yelling went away xD

  • do you have the score or sheet music for this song? me and my a-capella choir want so sing it!

  • It's funny cause the person who made this doesn't even have a penis

  • Wow, did you made all those pictures in Microsoft paint?

  • I used to take a look at my enormous penis, but then I got laid.

  • 2:01... not THAT many people have enourmous penises

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  • 162 people have a small penis

  • Satchmo would be proud

  • I love it yo

  • Did you know, how annoying it is, when your penis is 10 minutes earlier at home than you?!

  • I wax gonna say an arrow joke but then 100 maces started falling from the sky but then I saw my penis and used the force to stop them and then I took an arrow to the face and 100 maces to the penis

  • 162 people have a small penis.

  • 162 asians took a glance in their pants.

  • this is so funny

  • I wanted to take a look at my Enormous penis, but then i took an arrow to the knee

  • @xXDeadSlaveXx Those got really old.

  • :D

  • dude can i take a look at it too?

  • This guy's mspaint skills are off the charts.

  • @0kemah "this girl's"

  • @0kemah Yeah if he drew the charts via mspaint

  • @0kemah Over 9000?

  • poor asians

  • Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    Asians must hate this

    just like you.

  • this is like my theme song

  • i have a enormous penis :D

  • I'm Asian, AND a woman. Damn it.

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  • 161 people do not have an enormous penis. =)

  • Amazing harmony

  • takes steriods "not anymore"

    

  • I used to have an enormous penis then i took an arrow to the dick

  • wtf

  • That's why I'm always so happy

  • "yummmm~"

  • 1:34 - 1:48

    Epic..just epic.

  • 160 people have tiny penis's

  • i used to have an enormous penis but then i took an arrow in the knee.

  • mine is 19,6cm im tur....=P

  • 159 peoples got a Circumcision

  • 1:33 I think Bill Cosby made a cameo.

  • @elijahdl It's actually supposed to be Louis Armstrong.

  • @dnarbredlih How in the Hell did ... GAH. I meant Bing Crosby.

  • Why does this exist? A better question would be how did i end up here xD

  • @AareaXNatsuhara i used to make horrible and overused references, but then i got punched in my enormous penis for doing so...

  • @AareaXNatsuhara Let me guess. Someone stole your sweet roll.

  • @AareaXNatsuhara Asshole…

    Its "I used to take a look at my enormous penis, but then i took a bullet to the head"

  • @LOLGmod wow, way to be a hater.

  • @AareaXNatsuhara im serious, 'arrow to the knee jokes' are over used. If you modify it a little then its funny

  • @AareaXNatsuhara fuck yourself

  • @smithjohn134 ok seriously, i just said it cause no one else did for this video, if anything, you should be hating anyone else that posted the joke after me. And your really going to tell me to fuck off? and do what afterwards, you cant stop me from doing what i want to do here, Welcome to the Internet!

  • @AareaXNatsuhara when he @smithjohn134 looks a his penis his troubles don't start melting away :(

  • /likes

  • This song sums up my life

  • now my problems start melting away

  • im asian and i love this song so sdfu ppl!

  • @prokillerkim Grow a penis asian.

  • this is.. the best song ever.

  • 158 people are asian...btw i <3 asians

  • 158 Dislikers have small penis'

  • You'd think a song about having an enormous penis would be sung by a black guy.

  • Cool song.

  • 157 Asian days have been ruined

  • so....if i have a small one i should just kill myself?

  • @Iamatheist1234 Exactly.

  • @PsallaDeceit thanks for the help!

  • the dislike bar is the size of 157 peoples penis

  • 1:30 ahahahahaahahaaha

  • This song brought me through depression c:

  • HAha i love this!

  • Poor Adolf Hitler

  • A lot of comments about Asians here, but one of the singers is actually Chinese. Just saying.

  • 156 people are asian.

  • Whenever life gets me down, I listen to this song. It's a GREAT pick me up.

  • The awkward moment when your mom starts singing this -___-

  • 156 are dislike the size of their penis

  • i was having a shitty day then my friend sent me this video i looked down and felt waaaaaay better

  • Don't follow the instructions while just stepping out of the shower, you will be disappointed.

  • Sounds like something in Phineas and Ferb.

  • lol this is uplifting!

  • @124235346 Creative username brah!

  • 155 people got a small penis :D

  • Asians must hate this song..

  • @ToWatchItFall ironically one of those singing is somehow asian.

  • @ToWatchItFall

    Have you ever seen an asian penis before? If you have, you're gay for seeing it. haha

  • Yes they do....

  • @ToWatchItFall I'm an asian and i love it :-)

  • @ToWatchItFall Actually if you look at the Bob and Tom video of them performing this the Asian guy says his family wouldn't get it or something like that. Pretty funny.

  • @ToWatchItFall I don't think so, I love this song =p

  • @ToWatchItFall You must have never seen an Asian's penis. Japanese men, on average, have larger penises then Americans. And I'm American.

  • @BaconBoy914 Cool story bro

  • @ToWatchItFall An asian is the lead singer lols

  • @ToWatchItFall I like this song and I am Japaneseses

  • my boyfriend just sent me this video in a link.... not sure how to take that

  • My life is a little more worth living now.

    Thanks.

  • reminds me of alwalys look on the bright side of life at the end of the life of brian XD

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  • halster94? anyone?

  • Man i feel so much better now. For real.

  • This song is better then everything else

  • You can really draw smiles

  • 0:37 I thought he takes care of all of his "blues" not his "booze"

  • Why does it say "yum" at the end? lol

  • 153 people have small penises.

  • funny penis

  • @gaysexletshavesexfag you do realize that its a bunch of white guys that sing this... lol

  • I should say it too.152 people have small dicks.

  • 152 people have small dicks.

  • Funnie 8=========D

  • Was that a girl singing close to the end?????

  • my dick is hard right now

  • @DABIGBOOMER Thanks for the info.......

  • Tehe tht was about me

  • 151 have`nt a enormous Penis xD

  • I do this when jerry springer doesn't work I open my pants and BAM! Instant happy

  • Lmao! SijusjsuhsjsPEEEEENIS!jkdjsj

  • you know, i was feeling kindadown today. then i heard this song, and i totally felt better.

  • Everytime I listen to this song im Happy :DDD

  • I gotta smile every day because my penis is tucked in my ankle socks...;)

  • I sang this in school for about a week, I'm still going too. I've managed to get this stuck in the girl I likes' head. Now she walks down the hall singing it with me.

  • What is.... a gravy train?

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  • Hey there's nothing gay about a few dudes singin about Thier penises.

  • 151 people don't have an enormous penis...

  • Its true. It works ;)

  • wthe fuck

  • great job !

  • fucking TRUE STORY,it works!

  • 151 people have small a small penis LOL

  • Funny as fuck lmao;)

  • now im happy

  • you made my day .. no .. my life

  • 2:28

    Poor guy. Nothing is going his way

  • Haha funny as fuck

  • Haha funny as fuck

  • My friends always start singing this song I didn't even know it was an actual song!

  • I almost got arrested today. After a listen, my psyche is restored to the normal "false reality' blind happiness. Thank You 0Pandy0. I acknowledge you as the only reason for the progress that I've made. You're a constant reminder, we came we saw we conquered...

  • @xxxoejxxx Glad I could help <3

  • @0Pandy0  Thank you...

  • I know this is kinda bad... But I think of Disneyland when I hear this :P

  • This helps me when my day goes bad lol ^_^

  • @theadmiralpancake is 1m 50 average? :)

  • I was having a really bad day on my birthday yesterday.

    Then, I glanced in my pants,

    and my troubles started melting away :)

  • i wonder how many people took a look at their enormous penis

  • i wonder how many people took a look at their enormous penis

  • lol

  • I found this through Facebook, but why do so many people watch this shit? Are you all JUST that gay?

  • @ThePrototype27602

    Well according to your profil every argument got invalid Mr. Faggot

  • @Nathrakhen What The FUCK is wrong with my profile?

    I haven't even seen yours yet... I wouldn't want to end up watching more dick videos like this one.

    You're a fag for thinking this shit is normal. You've got fucking problems!!!

  • @ThePrototype27602

    You got beaten by your parents, or why do you insult people over the internet?

  • @Nathrakhen I could ask you the same question you fucking faggot. Piss off...

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  • @ThePrototype27602 please stop being offensive, also why is the word gay an insult for you? It just shows your immaturity.

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  • Your penis is almost certainly right around average. If it's not average, it's probably below average or slightly above.

    Deal with it.

  • 147 people don't have an enormous penis.

  • my brother and boyfriend performed this song together at football camp... i'm not sure how to feel...

  • @VivaLaVerde Wait brother/boyfriend or your brother and your boyfriend?

  • @TheFPSsoviet HAHAHA my brother, and my boyfriend, TOGETHER! performed together!

  • @VivaLaVerde ok hahaha

  • @VivaLaVerde Proud.