Skyrim Killable Children (+ Other Crap)

[ArnuxsGaming]

LOL epic song man :D

[XxDarklegionoffirexX]

Guard remix: What is it? What is it? What is it? Dis-res-pec-t the law and you dis-res-pec-t me.

What is it? Curved swords. Dragons? What is it? Trouble? Curved-Dragons? Swords,swords. Gaggin' Trouble? I used to like you. What is it? Then I to-ok an a-rro-w in the knee,knee,knee,knee....(What is it?What is it?What is it?)

[Tommiethetomahawk]

One does not simply just take an arrow to the knee.....

[Tommiethetomahawk]

BUTT ASS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

[ThefloatingCorndog]

What is it?

[MantasasInHD]

I used to be un-killable like you... But then I hit puberty.

[Doucette2550]

I wish I could kill those kids.

[sanfelipe007]

FINALLY I CAN KILL KIDS ON GAMES!

[sanfelipe007]

@sanfelipe007 NOW MY RAGE HAVE NO LIMITS!

[Sindri44]

KILLABLE CHILDREN KILLABLE CHILDRENN KILLABLE KIIIIIIIIIIIDSSSSSS

[mybrotherisanaddict]

Ride of the Valkyries really fit this.

[MrStraightSwag]

@SulfurMonkey Except for the one in riverwood

[dsaerno]

Butt. Ass. Maaaaaaan!!

[Stabbyhead]

Did someone just throw a goblet to Irileth at 0:36

[jack171380]

OMG!my dream finally come ture!

[alexmusteatpie2]

the assman part fucking killed me

[KMxHearts]

When Dope started singing I started crying. With joy.

[mrstupidheady]

@DevildriversDk Only people who are stupid misspell 'pedophiles", what are you 8 and just learning a new word?

[DevildriversDk]

@mrstupidheady U mad bro ah it seems you are a pedophile cause u comment and get so angry o now we know 1 thing about u mate thats great!

[mrstupidheady]

@DevildriversDk

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Your grammar is as bad

Fuck you

(and if knowing how to spell indicates pedophilia, most of the world's intellectuals are pedophiles)

[jetfoxproductions]

i am so tempted to get this and murder that kid for several hours straight. the one in the beginning is the worst i found yet.

ass man lol :)

[SaikouHD]

MOAR GUARD REMIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mehcaca]

I am ASSMAN

BUTT-

ASS-

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[Austinq1998]

kids in skyrim are such assholes. I'm a Kahjiit and one fatty called me a cat!

[aidantheman18]

0:50 ive never laughed so hard in my life

[kamikasedude]

omg the music fits in perfectly XD

[NightmareTeeVee]

BUTT ASS MAAAAAAAAAN

[yushato707]

i took arrow to the KNEE KNEE KNEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stevo20k]

0:36 wtf lol a mom throwing a glass/grail?

and is it normal to laugh to this shit? cause i did. lulz

[ImACreeperSSSSSS]

BUTTTT ASSS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[CattaVelox]

I sing the "killable children song" all day long =)

[GirlonCraze]

Kill the children

[SulfurMonkey]

They deserved it. All the children in Skyrim are assholes.

[fall3n50]

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then i got bored and shoved an arrow up my ass!

[Vaultreach]

To be honest..... the priest at whiterun did say that....silly nords XD

[Crystal0Oxygen]

0:48

[SkyTw0]

I laughed so hard gsdhshghsrthsrjs :D

[6benmccann]

but den i took a arrow to duh knee

[hallerchanchan]

aaa f*** i took an arrow to the knee

[HenseStudioz]

i cantl og in to skyrim nexus cause some cookie problem can someone help/?

[tyranus16]

I an assman , butt ,  ass mannnnn!!!! I lost.

[OnlyMatrixofFury11]

Where can I download the Killable Children Song?

[OnlyMatrixofFury11]

Where can I download the song?

[yinyangbeetl]

The only person who can prodly shout their name in public, Butt Assman

[cobracop1]

butt ass man!

[razzerblaze]

i was going to make knee pads, but then i didn't take an arrow to the knee

[xbox360player88]

yogpod

[supertoast91]

i use to take arrows to the knees but then someone stole my sweetrole

[NijaWigglez]

Im here from yogscast livestream!

[SonicKoolLiam1]

YOOGGANUGHTSSS

[picorettte]

here come the yognau(gh)ts :p

[Valdrix9779]

Yogscast brought me here!

[ConnorDGriffin]

You may have yognauts incoming

[drunkonmilk87]

i think lalner of the yogscast might have just overloaded this video...

[jitesh19982]

yogscast forever!

[willking95]

Here come the Yognaughts!

[Zquirrelthing]

Yogscast livestream

[Ringknut]

yognauts invade!

[tosterek666]

Yogs ^^



[sniperassetx937]

YOGSCAST!



[Livy191]

Here comes the yognaughts...

[pussytaxi]

Yogcast livestream?

[artfx9]

YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHED BY YOGANAUTS!

[KrogTheMonster]

@artfx9 oh god no, you need stay in your non funny holes and go home

[TheMrDavidKing]

YOGSCAST!

[urbanblackout1]

that song was....EPIC lolz

[TomScrut]

had to get that arrow in the knee in somewhere

[ItsTheChief117]

Ride of the Valkyries FTW!

[darkbyke]

So many orphans, thanks to me!

[Jaydeeos]

»»───(knee-seeking)───►

[nathan199771222]

Trouble in... in the dragon

[jessagirl75]

high fucking five

[DarkWarrior076]

I was a child just like you, then some moron assassinated me.

[Krintok]

Curved Swords... CURVED. SWORDS.

[desertstryker1234]

I used to be a good meme but I took too many arrows to the fucking meme

[xcalbia12]

that kid tryed to kill the king!

[zQicVid]

I used to kill children, then i took an arrow in the knee.

[DanoOuto]

I wish I could buy a Dopefish album.

[mouse406]

Okkaaay... :l



[LeeviON]

What's this song originally, and where it is from?

[ChefONator5000]

Knee Nee Ni

[MinecraftmanXX]

i used to say i took an arrow in the knee until, i really did take on arrow in the knee

[SuperCsubi]

I hate that kid at Dragonsreach. :D

[nosaholicFi]

I used to be an arrow, then I took a sweetroll in the knee

[LeeviON]

@nosaholicFi What's up with that joke? I don't get it.

[MinecraftmanXX]

@nosaholicFi or as sshpkc says Diabetes roll

[username42a]

@nosaholicFi Arrows doesn't have knees.

[Zebrazilla]

Hahahahahahaha, butt, ass, maaaaaaaan. Oh dope

[TastyDerp]

Butt, ass, maaaaaaaaan!

Has me in tears everytime.

[FinSupafly]

I need an MP3 of that guard song. Makes me laugh every time!

[andyroo2540]

*applause* you are a bloody legend mate

[isildur69]

kill'em all kiiilll! (8)

[snap0pans]

u are so evil!! D:

[NinjaPirate1123]

.....I love you.....seriously.

[Mp3Mash]

Killablwe children, killable children, killable children killable kids!

[keem85m]

An adult's life is equal to a kid's life.. That is my moral. That's why I love this mod

[ilikepieguy11]

i, an assman BUT ass MAAAAAAAAAAAN

[PantherFox]

Goddamnit

BUTT

ASS

MAAAAAANNN

I laughed SO fucking hard just now

[Kanepajamas]

The music made this.

[willchayz]

oh ladder goat, you so random

[0bb0g]

I don't want the "kill all the Children" track... I want "What is it?"! :DDD

[CenaxKikia]

If every religious cultist was like Butt Assman, I would totally not hate them

[PolloSpeedo]

I expected no less from you, Dope.

[kalixen1337]

"I used to like you, then I took an arrow in the knee!"

[Zzleeping]

dope.. I need that SOUNDTRACK!

[MultiLolgasm]

@Zzleeping come into my dream hixxy remix

[JDFatalist]

0:26 wtf how do u roll?

[coolmzn226]

@JDFatalist Sneak perk

[cloudparter]

@JDFatalist It's a Sneak Perk. If you unlocked it and crouch you can do an evasive roll. I know it's the dash button (LB on 360). Not sure on the PS3 or PC (I assume you can hotkey the dash on the PC).

[Turnips5]

Kill the popups, kill the popups, kill the popups, kill them all...

[Renigma1000]

I say they should have replaced "Trouble?" to "Problem?" for obvious reasons.

[AnubisofScorpio]

The knights that say knee.

[AdeleB06]

Omg this is solo funny!!!! Killable children....killable children....killable children.....killable killllllllllllllll hahahahahaha

[Kit572]

@AdeleB06 ... wow your crazy.

[AdeleB06]

@Kit572 how am i crazy? its called having a laugh but i dont think you know how to do that so i suggest you get off dopefish's channel.....idiot

[Kit572]

@AdeleB06 i didnt mean it, it just sounded as if you were acting... crazy.

[Fonzersbox]

i heard this mod will be blocked in the next update too bad

[supercowdk123]

where can i get the lyrics to this song. it would make for a great sing along

[Fonzersbox]

children can punch?

[TopGear2007]

That's my ringtone sorted!

[Lojax420]

Kill them! Kill them with FIRE!

[Beecels]

good fuck that little prick in dragonsreach that says the bootlicking shit. HE DESERVES TO DIE

[AliJ5533]

If the children weren't intended to be killable, how come they have sound files for when they're killed?

[123ugugu]

hahahahahhahaha

[Zeroi]

Now dat EPIK

[BaconDemocracy]

DRAGONS!?

[LochieAxon]

I smiled so derpy when I heard dope start singing, then realised I was smiling at a video of a guy sadistically killing children while singing about it.

Everything better than expected.

[m3diumi]

Found funny bug, if child is sleeping and you wake him/her up, she/him will shrunk down alot when standing. and gets bigger again when laying down

[ElderRat]

YES. THIS IS WHAT'S NEEDED. Seriously, I swear the little shits actually KNOW you can't kill them. I mean, I'd be exactly the same if I knew a huge viking man could hack at me with a sword for an hour and I wouldn't even feel it.. Just being a little shitty-shit.

[ImBatMaaaaaaaaaaaaan]

I don't want to lick his father's boobs.

[Riyuzakisan]

You will make a great father, Dope.

[Chumpmaster65]

Butt... ASs... MMMAAANNN!!!!!!!

[OverlordGrundz]

wotizet

[mattsson9292]

Srsly what fucking song is used in the end? Its in the dementeds mind movie aswell!

[skullmonkey24]

Bethesda successfully makes me hate children with every game they produce. Its always the same damn voice actor too. Get a new kid.

[flyingpringle]

Kill all the children! 

[Deekaighem]

Oh man, it started so slow I wasn't paying attention then all of a sudden Dope singing KILLABE CHILDREN I fucking lost it.

[randomperson11111123]

What is it?

[massivekillerdolphin]

Yea we are same race and class

[Shankalten]

I used to like you!

[mysticjc]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



[Japgunner]

HARD

[xdbhfvibsdfurg]

What is it

[mercenary419]

wait is this this the vid or the effects of the bong i did

[TommyKapow]

OMG i was going to do something like the ending :c WAI YOU GO INTO MY BRAIN AND STEAL MY IDEAS?

[D4rk5hade]

I so wish you could actually kill kids in Skyrim, some of them piss me off, like the little fucker in Riverwood who thinks he's hard.

[spaceberrg]

Hahahahahaha... Awesome...

[Omegaman40]

I burst out laughing at the point dope started singing.

[Sakuraba85]

epic songs

[AnEnragedBear]

Wait how did you make the little girl go and attack the people in Dragonsreach? Is there a spell that lets you control people or am I missing something?

Regardless. Videos like this make my day. Thank you Dope.

[Dopelives]

@AnEnragedBear I used console cheats to turn off AI detection, cast fury on her and then used the console to reactivate AI detection just as she walked up to the throne. It's barely noticable in the video but at around 16 seconds in (right before she goes aggresive) I actually edited out me typing in the console. She detects the guards/jarl and starts fighting them, the guards see her as an enemy and proceed to hand her ass to her.

You can actually see another dead kid laying there, tried twice

[Fibah]

@Dopelives Heimskr (Heimskur) in icelandic means stupid

[watcher102030]

@Dopelives whats the mod for the font?

[Dopelives]

@AnEnragedBear You'll notice that she's glowing red, the effect of Fury.

[kkzthen]

Dope this is the best fucking video ever.

[QzarVideos]

hahahahahahhahaha

[grimma2]

wadizit?

[BillyBrootz]

how'd you get the subtitles in that cool font?

[manacycler]

@BillyBrootz Mods

[Dopelives]

@BillyBrootz Watch my previous Skyrim video, Top 10 Skyrim Graphical Enhancements.

[MrsAckles09]

"Butt.. ass.. MAAAAAAAAAAAN." omg couldn't stop laughing.

[snelfiisk]

we are the vikings who say kneeeeee

[hakarashi]

Why are you hurting them?! Did they steal your sweet roll?

[foist101]

Bethesda HAD to have seen this one coming with how annoying they made the children. ;P They couldn't release it with the ability to murder and maim children so they made them incredibly obnoxious and added mod support. ^_^

[DANKIDYD]

How did he get the font looking like that?

[Andrftw]

@DANKIDYD Look at Dope's other videos, there is top 10 mods for skyrim video :)

[DANKIDYD]

@Andrftw Ah, the problem is, is that I don't play Skyrim on PC. I could, because I have monster of a computer but I chose not to so I could play Skyrim and talk to my brother at the same time.

[maximumgarret]

Good to know I'm not the only one who hears ASS-MAN whilst messing around in Whiterun.

[captainmathias25]

BUTT ASS MAN!!!

[AKImeru]

Butt

Ass

MAAAAAAN

[TheLakehawk]

JUSTIIIINE!! LET ME TASTE YOUR KNEEEEE

[ludaritz]

Win.