Internet Dating: Gone Wrong!!!

[UtubeDuDeDuh]

I thought her hands were in her arms because she was holding like mase or something.. lol i wasen't expecting the whole T-rex arms LOL... I have a friend with only 9 fingers she is so use to them that she went on a date (set up by a guy she babysat for cuz he felt bad) and it was more like a pity date, the dude seen them and was like damnnnnn.

[TheAbstrakt237]

I instantly knew he was talking about AOL.

[mspisces35]

omg! dats funny as hell. u sick dude.

[Daffodil2love]

And??? That is kinda shallow dude :(

[nishanash1]

TOO FUNNY! I KNEW A BROAD WITH ARMS LIKE THAT, WE RIPPED ON HER SOMETHIN SICK!!!!!

[tototonnie]

Just for that Rawrrr! that's what you get.

[Papachair]

t rex rotflmao

[mcbob32]

killlaaaaaah!

[MerciX1001]

This scared the crap ot of me. i was scared about what u were gone say.

[MeanBlackDude]

@MerciX1001 lol

[torledo]

awwwww mean black man, u r mean that story just had me creased i to nearly had a asthma attack and i dont even got asthma LOL :P

[4535210]

crazy is as crazy dose mean. see u should have ask me to that game i would have shocked the hell out of you, hahahah

[MeanBlackDude]

@4535210 When are you free?

[4535210]

@MeanBlackDude anytime anyplace my friend.



[Mimr1000]

So much for ''Don't judge a book by It's cover'' huh.

[LiLgOOnKiLlA]

so i take it you didnt get a hand job lmao

[roblou62]

OMG you are going to hell brotha LoL OL LOL LOOLLLLLLOOOLLL I can't breathe, aaarrrrrggggghhhhhh,..........­you gave me asthma man. LOLO LOL Ol.........She should have told you that, maybe you coulda worked with her, lol lol lol. see you wasn't thinking, cause at least you could have saved some money with her, she would not go get her "nails did" every week, lol. (but how was her feet, lol lol)

[torledo]

@roblou62 her feet happened to be pigs trotters! she was a funny old set up! i wont tell u wot he found down her panties RawRRRRR!!!

[Ninnjette]

LOL. Fucking T-Rex arms.

[MariaMs017]

ROTFL NO HE DID NOT SAY NINJA TURTLE FINGERS.....IM AT THE EDGE OF MY SEAT AND IM THINKING HE WAS GOING TO SAY SHE WAS PREGNANT UNDER HER COAT...HAHAHAHA

[toxic2k7]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Gabby2Fresh]

"ninja turtle fingers" lmao

[rickymewis1983]

i would have atleast got a handjob or something lmao!!

[omgwhatastupid]

ahahaha little T rex arms, well probably that meant faster handjob ?

[lilmiszaaliyah]

Lolsz yeo tht was too funny oh shidd

[judikerr]

to make it short not even

[crushedxanax]

did u still get with her?

[MeanBlackDude]

@crushedxanax lol no

[luiswega]

Its funny coz am laughing my ass off.. but... i mean come an u r a gentelmen right..

[kmanmixlive]

LMAO high 5 with three fingaz

[StoneVoyage2]

Shit man, i thought you were going to say she ran off with your computer and your boxers

[iratedate]

report bad dates IRATEDATE

weed out losers and creeps. See if they have already been rated!!!

[alinalin0]

if this story is true, you're an asshole

[Woodyssn]

@alinalin0

Well... he does go by MeanBlackDude...

[Woodyssn]

@alinalin0

Well... he does go by MeanBlackDude...

[XtremeKurvez]

what r Trex arms ??

[notsobright062003]

OMG..T-Rex arms? haha i was expectin no hands or two hooks..haha but T-Rex Arms..OMFG!! yea i woulda askd da chick for a high 5 too..haha LOL!

[Assasin477owns]

Great!

Lol

[madmarine2010]

HAHA the sound effects got me, im subscribing

[TheFamous12121]

wen he said she had her hands in her pockets all day i thought she waz a crack dealer hell LOL

[notsobright062003]

@TheFamous12121 i thought she had no hands..LOL

[imdabomb39]

3:56 - 4:19 is epic...

I was talking to this "Girl" on MSN. Then when I got XBox live you can like, find your friends and shit off it. So I added "Her" and ended up being this like, old guy. Damn...

[MarinezLoveRSToo]

wow that sucks

[Layson169]

thats funny

[ZOMFGITSMEE]

HAHAHA DUDE I CAN"T STOP LAUGHING AT YOUR VIDS!!! HAHAHA SUBBED!!!

[gokumelina]

little t-rex arms waaaa?

[Metalitron12]

So basically she was handicap???

[MeanBlackDude]

@Metalitron12 Yes

[taylorisking89]

yo my g that shit was dumb funny..........that's why i stick to facbook.........because most of the people i add somebody i know can voch for them

[MeanBlackDude]

@taylorisking89 This was LONG before facebook...lol AOL chatrooms

[taylorisking89]

@taylorisking89 lol well you always run a risk when you do internet dating..............i only go when sotory kinda like that................but she just wasn't what i was expecting.............you on took a Ls twice with a deformed chick and a lady with a hungry hungry hippo type friend

[Kryptik316]

Hahaha! Yeah I tried to date someone from the internet a few years ago. She had fake, but veeeeery convincing pictures of her friend on her profile, and when I got to the bar we was sposed to meet at, when I saw her I didnt recognize her because she was like 300 pounds, with teeth missing, tattood up n shit, just lookin NARSTY as hell. I was pissed. She comes up to me and starts talkin to me, and im like "Who the fuck are you?" she replies with her handle, to which I replied "Aw FUCK NO!"

[GmOnEy21O]

LOL at 0:27 the tv said "racist remarks" :P

[jackshawn]

hahaha you should be famous hahah that was fucked up when you fell backwards

[DevilKeyz]

was she a white bitch?

[MeanBlackDude]

@DevilKeyz lol no. Yellowish chick.

[DevilKeyz]

@MeanBlackDude @MeanBlackDude oh lol i'd laugh if it was a white chick and she had a youtube called NiceWhiteChick lolololol but damn i hope u internet date again cuz this and the other video is crack up cuz

[torledo]

@MeanBlackDude a t rex, ninja turtle, yellow woman.... i never look at yellow people the same way again! turtle power!!! lol

[Kw33n12]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

life mosh. this man killed. me.

lool. good video imma give u props man.

[rayrayso0liv3]

LMFAOOO

[Lornograph]

Thats hilarious. T-Rex Mutant Ninja Woman.

[FedorCHESS3000]

is the story true bro ?

[MeanBlackDude]

@FedorCHESS3000 lol yes

[markwelchbun1]

hahaha sooo funny lol great vid keep them comming!

[XerxusExanju]

shit that's fucked

[itsliciabxtch]

aww man thts crazy iscell lmpaoo t-rex arms with ninja turtle hands

[nicolemichelle17]

bahahahahaha ninja turtle fingers...Love it

[Peachis911]

that just cold so she had deformed arms she still human dang what's wrong with people these days sheesh

[MeanBlackDude]

She omitted that fact.

[Dreaontv]

LMFAO!!!

[AOsmooth]

i give you a "T-REX" high five my friend, that shit is unfuckin believable

[bbender1986]

lol funny.

[scumdogia666]

hahahaha fucked up story man

[InsAn3DrmmeR]

lmao yo ur 2much man im high as shit dying laughing right now

[lameristotel]

Holy shit this for real happen ? Dayamn man

High five :D

[lushhmushh]

looooooooooooooool u fuckeer.. lol.. made me cry laffin

[MeanBlackDude]

Glad you enjoyed!

[khristyle2]

LMAO... you are sooooo mean!!! LOL.... what if your kid turned or turn out like that!!! Lol... would you call them little Rex? lol

[alixxxaaron]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Omg hahahahhaa

[seand67]

LMAO.....Bruh, you got me with this one!!!

[parahdox]

High five? You wrong for that.

Can't get high and only got three. LMAO

[MeanBlackDude]

lol you DEAD wrong for High 3!

[Stimchi]

HOLY SHIT.................t rex arms? i bet it would feel weird as hell if she jacked somebody off.......ugh

[XemovampX]

man u serious?xD

[Jager774]

fuckin good story maan :D

[badbrainkaz]

HEE HEE FUNNY SHIT MAN

[liffieLT]

little T rex hands LOOOOL RAWR!!!

:D

[EvilScarecr0w]

GOOODAAMMNNNNN LOOOLLLLL

[catdog262]

Probably looked like that dude from total recall .

[JessIsAWES0ME]

Hilarious!

[TABULOUS1]

best description EVER!

I'da been hesitant w/the hands staying in the pockets. I'da thought she mighta had a *piece* on her--

.... but DAYUM...not a piece of ARM!!

[WizKidSONY]

lol i thought it wouldnt be too obvious...so iwas thinking too hard XD

[WizKidSONY]

i dont get the high five part

[irisxo19]

LMAO I AM CRYING!!!!!!

[MeanBlackDude]

Glad you enjoyed!

[thatboyisgood]

wth man..down the street?

[authentiik]

NOT t-rex arms wit ninja turtle arms! LMFAOOOOOOO!!! she coulda warned yo ass. i wish i coulda seen yo reaction OMG! that woulda been the funniest shit ever lol

[MeanBlackDude]

It was....it REALLY was.

I can't make this stuff up

[MrbangbangSS]

lol lmao lls i mad you put the jurassic park track on

[DetroitLass]

I still watch this video from well over one year ago.

It makes me cry tears from laughing so hard

[MeanBlackDude]

I'm Happy!

[naughtymachinegun]

hahahahah wtf thats funny

[OmegaZeroType01]

This must be one of the funnyest things i have ever seen and heard.. Good story dude XD

[SheSingsLovely]

llllllllllllllllmmmmmmmmmmmmma­aaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooo

[uknomee]

Daaaaum man, that was jacked up

[salsagirl1994]

lmao

[crazycristal689]

You are too way too funny lmaooooooo omg

[MeanBlackDude]

True story!

[iCreamx33]

i knew tht was coming

[IcannotBelieveYou]

whatever! I never saw that coming!!!!

wit NINJA turto fingahs!!

[cheakdirk]

haha great story!!

[k252]

LMAOOOOO, I dunno if its just me but whatever channel you had your TV on, what was being said went with your story!

To funny.

[MeanBlackDude]

LoL...the news.

[downwithutube]

I noticed that too! The guy was talking about fingerpainting and then said something about Idaho having enough to deal with. DED

[cardhang]

Even better,@ 2:40 the TV say " Hindsight is 20/20, but not if you're blind drunk"

LOL

[jweinrub]

Great story, nice ending!!!

[Furnifur]

HAHA I remembered this one!

[mtamorphis]

LMBO!!

[dizzylizzybeth]

OH HELL!! LOL That shit was funny! FTW!

[MattywithaY]

HAHAHA! @ Gimmie a high five. LMAO! Thats fucked up but funny as hell. lmao

[MeanBlackDude]

Yeah....based on a true story

[chivonm]

Lmfaoo!!!!!!!!! Tears came to my eyes (: Funny

[IcannotBelieveYou]

I cried, too!  I watched this about 20 times with friends before I could withhold the tears finally.

so damn funny.

[MeanBlackDude]

Glad you enjoyed.

[sugamama8]

ok, now I know why you call yourself "meanblackdude"! lol!

[achambers84]

i bettcha you are going to tell the next female "let me see your arms and hands" lol

[dold1982]

LOL. that's some funny shit. good editing

[jazdj04]

i feel sorry for her....

[billeebo]

AHAHAHAHAHA! You tell good stories bro! The Jurassic Park theme song was fuckin GENIOUS

[MeanBlackDude]

Glad you enjoyed!

[a92123]

imagen the grip if you got a hand job

[MeanBlackDude]

lol

[Shantrel619]

"What the T-REX" this was tooo funny...give me a Hi-5...lol

Keep it coming, making my day go by much faster. ~Muah~

[Nishp2004]

haha that was hilarious!

[allblack33]

ay man u tellin me u didin't hit it ??????? come on man she probably gave you a ninja turtle hand job and then u kicked her out

[itscooltobeyou]

HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH. just about the most random internet meeting story I have ever heard.

You cant top lito tee rex armz.

XD

[MeanBlackDude]

Try and top it......if you can!

[itscooltobeyou]

there is no possible way anyone could top that.

its pure gold.

[MeanBlackDude]

OMG!!!

You're......everywhere!!!

[itscooltobeyou]

ohh em gee.

Yeah, I know. because I keep checking my comments and its like, new comments. Plus I've been sort of commenting on these as going through them.

[MeanBlackDude]

So.....THIS comment is REALLY gonna annoy you, eh?

[itscooltobeyou]

ha, nah. Its more like, yaaa comments! reply!

but i have to go to sleep now, and will finish the rest of these tomorrow, when my brain is properly functioning. Thanks for the entertainment!

[MeanBlackDude]

Likewise....and g'night!

[tonyatunez]

lollllllllllll...I'm trying not to laugh, buttttttttt....lol! I met my husband on the internet. We're happily married. No sad story here...(still laughing :D )

[MeanBlackDude]

LoL....you CAN find the right one online.

Just hasn't happened for me yet.

[1sondra]

I don't date anyone off the internet. For the guys, It's easy . You can bounce. Straight up diss. A girl might not be so lucky. I have heard the rape stories, murder stories, and if he used his cousin's picture because his cousin look good or even decent and he was just hit, You can't just diss because he might have a screw loose. It's easy for the men. I just don't do it. Glad yours was funny.

[MeanBlackDude]

LoL...Sorry if I struck a nerve. True Story though.

[1sondra]

No nerve struck. I loved the story. I just prefer to see who I might date in person so there are no weird surprises. I just don't want to be dismissive or appear to be a nasty person. For example,What if he was like the hunchback of Notre Dame? I just don't like to hurt people or embarrass them or myself. Question. How does a man find it easy to "hit it" when it isn't his cup of tea? How do you just remove "your type" and go for whatever?

[thedrunkleeeeeeeeeee]

lol RAAWWRRR!!!!111!!11!11one!!!on­e!!111!!

[kevronson]

Something like this happen to me... Met a chic online. For some reason most of her pics were the same it was just her in different clothes in the same position. She would be propped up on a bed with her arms supporting her. To make a long story short she was fine as hell but her elbows didn't bend. She use to feed herself with this long as spoon and shit. But i'ma keep extra funky i hit that.. i hit that a few times

[MeanBlackDude]

HAHAHAHHAA!

Hilarious!

[H0neyBabyD0ll]

you couldn't make that sh*t up

[bailey1950]

You're a fool! lmao!

why you picking up folks you don't know?

[xcurvyliciousx]

Woooooooo....we've all been there. Although saying that ive never met anyone with lil T-rex arms.

Did once meet a bloke who after five minutes of talking to him about general this and that stuff decided to pull his trousers down, draws and all for no reason other than the fact id asked for a cup of tea but hey..........worth a try.

[MeanBlackDude]

LoL. Men are weird like that.

[xcurvyliciousx]

Aint that the truth. The lil head does tend to do most of the thinking for the big one.

No, biggie, I actually found it really funny.

[MeanBlackDude]

Long as noone was hurt...then I guess it was bad nature that was found to be humorous.

I want some Tea!

*waits for pants to drop*

...nothing....dammit!

[xcurvyliciousx]

lol......one sec, let me stick the kettle on.

His feeling were a bit hurt but I guess that's to be expected when you get your slong out before asking.

[MeanBlackDude]

Maybe he was out of straws and spoons to offer you to stir you're tea???

XD

[xcurvyliciousx]

Oooooooh of course, silly me........he was obviously just trying to be helpful.

Kinda brings a whole new meaning to the term dunking your biscuit really.

[MeanBlackDude]

LoL

Dunking you're biscuit!!!

[nayamama]

she had to know u were going to find out sooner or later LOL

[MeanBlackDude]

How could you NOT?

[girlganja]

High 5? That's SO not right. :)

[MeanBlackDude]

LoL.

[girlganja]

Currently I'm thankful you are unable to see my Lurch-like knuckle-dragging limbs. :P

[MeanBlackDude]

LoL. Where's the party at tonight?

[girlganja]

I dunno... the comments are a little jacked right now. I gave up trying to play at Sarry's and Lea's. Snark has apparently abandoned us and we are left to our own devices. You bring the beer. :)

[MeanBlackDude]

Of course. I commented on Ach's vid to...didn't see it.

[Merdenoms]

lol t rex arms damn. just wrong! and i'm going to hell just for laughing at this

[MeanBlackDude]

lol I'm going for telling it. See ya there!