Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Guys' Favorite Jokes

[fugatem1]

love blue coller comedy

[zen849]

'Alright I give up wheres the Damn Ship' XD Oh man that kills me

[Beevan29]

Which special is this from?

[ECDOCD]

@Beevan29 Blue Collar Comedy Tour

[fenderbender256]

@Beevan29 It's from their last one "Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road"

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

looooove these guys ! and bring me my brown pants! dooough

[TwistyTiesGH]

If you look at 4:35 his glass is completely full and like 3 seconds later he has to get more..unless he chugged it

[alvarezdhy]

watch something funny

youtube user mychonny

[benkata]

token black guy - 6:58.

[HPNomad]

Two blondes were walking in the woods when they came upon some tracks in the dirt, the first blonde says, "Look at those bear tracks."

The second blonde says,"Those aren't bear tracks, those are deer tracks"

The first blonde says "No they're not, there bear tracks."

The second blonde argues back.

"No they're not, they're deer tracks."

They kept arguing for about an hour up until the train hit them.

[reptilehunter7]

i love bill's laugh!XD

[SINGONTHEROAD2SUCCES]

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[optimusprime2008]

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are driving around in the desert. Suddenly, their car breaks down so they decide to go on foot to find help. The brunette said, "I'll bring some water in case we get thirsty." The redhead said, "I'll bring some food in case we get hungry." The blond said, "I'll bring the car door so we can roll down the window in case we get too hot."

[Hysteria200]

There's a cruise ship and there's a magician, whose do these shows. And there's a captain who likes to go see the shows and the captain had a parrot. And the parrot understood the show cause he could give away anything. The Magician took out a pistol and shot at the bird and bird ducked and the bullet hits a propane tank and blows the ship to a billion pieces. The only survivors are the parrot and the magician, and the bird goes, " Alright, I give up. Where's the damn ship?"

[TheNinja99x]

Captain i see enemy ships in the horizon. Bring me my red shirt. ok. Brings red shirt. ten mins later he comes back and asks captain y did u wear ur red shirt couse then if i was shot then the men would not see im shot and keep fighting. that is so brave. The next day. captain there are 20 enemy ships in the horizon. Ok bring me my brown pants. HAHAHAHAHAH GET IT

[qwertypower10001]

I BET ITS THE SAME DOCTOR!!! LIKE OMG I ROFL

[MiVidaLoco123]

bring me my brown pants rofl :))

[GhostwalkersPB]

Did you jump?

Yea... a little at first.

[nick20492]

I dont care who ya are thats funny right there!

[dacookiemasta]

Guy in the Crow's nest: Captain, 20 enemy ships on the horizon

Captain: Bring me my brown pants.

LAWL XD

[GerardRockMyWorld]

Jeff: I had no idea hge was this big

gsl (Grabs sides laughing)

[buckshots500]

"I believe building stuff without instructions makes you smarter"

[wheatbull]

GOD BLESS AMERICA FOR THESE MEN !

[booger255]

my throat hurts i was LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

[micwiz]

hmm usually i am easily entertained but this was not for me :(

[dacookiemasta]

i can get that in one shot XD

[amykodiak]

love those rednecks . Hey if your a red neck , or anyone else ffor that matter , come check us out at

DoMePlz.com

its the place to go to find someone to make love to in the back of your station wagon .

[joeleffler]

i have some good news and some bad news...

whats the bad news doc?

well...your mother in law is not doing so well...

what do you mean?

well she can not move throughout her body...

what can i do?

Well you have to feed her,change her,clean upp her mess...

Oh GOD!!! Whats the good news??

Oh Im just kiddin with ya she's dead...

IT AINT RIGHT BUT YALL LAUGHED AT IT!!!!!

[Becauseimme01]

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[joehorst92]

bring me my brown pants

[ablestmage]

Clever use of the Guns-n-Roses tune at the beginning so that the audio filter wouldn't pick up the comedy tour audio, thinking it had already been tagged for something else..

[NigelCrommwell]

You Godddammmm right !!

[DJCloudxX]

Did you jump?

Yeah a little at first.

[Pyrofusion15]

can somebody please explain that worm joke?

[De22Lano]

retarded

[worknight1]

IT AIN'T RIGHT BUT YOU LAUGHED AT IT!

[johnycash78]

Never gets old.

[neonxpariah]

rednecks are funny

[PovZ123]

You know....I'm sure you didn't have to put what the intro song is in the description. We ALL know what that song is. Except Bieber.

[jade7755]

COOL MAN WHERE RUSS AT!!!!!

[Overlord0011]

Bring me my brown pants! LOOOOOL!

[aznredneck0311]

4:54 that is the creepiest woman I have ever seen in my life

[aaa567ify]

Larry the Cable Guy spinning on his stool just goes to show adults don't have to grow up and be all serious. If someone tells you to grow up... just laugh.

[Redneck3141]

HEY FIX MY TOILET

[GooglFascists]

Hell the one guy laughs at his own jokes. Lame.

The other 3 are great: Ron White's the best.

[IBAICOINx]

ILL GET THAT IN ONE SHOT LMAOOOOOOOOO

[blueyedemo6]

is it just me or is larry the cable guy f#$%ing annoying?!?!!!???!!

[brick195969]

and all of these lamos are rich, sad , worst jokes only out done by the poor delivery, bill engbitch laughs more at his own "jokes" than anyone.

[AW11KONA]

@brick195969 hell your ebonics is so funny I almost had to laugh.

Go Public Schools!!!

NO MORE YEARS

NO MORE YEARS

NO MORE YEARS

[pu171103]

Ron white is the only one of these guys that is actually funny.

[gigglesilly17]

hyuck

[Staranger1996]

5:19 ROFL!!!!

[TheIcelandicPatriot]

146 people don't have a humor.

[BaalsJurisdiction]

I loved it these guys are hilarious and simple, I'm a native canadian and I got nothing against rednecks Idk if you guys got any reason to hate them so much down there .. but what I see here is better than the stereotypical american guy people usually blame for pointless stuff

This just respects the perspective I have of a MkUltra mind controled american slave with meaningless principles and valors, but if you ask me, we are all dumb, nationalist and brainwashed in some way, can't blame 'em.

[waz1304]

im glad yo told me the song is sweet child o mine... ive never heard that song before...

[lee4macs]

i think that is the tivoli theatre in chattanooga tn

[SaweetTooth]

Ronnie do you have a joke?

NOPE

[ChronoTriggerMusic]

I'm a Mexican, a socialist, and an atheist, I'm not supposed to think this is funny but it's hilarious.

[MegaSpock78]

brrring mi my brow pants hahaha funny!!!!!!

[Sinders9012]

/watch?v=BpLpi7yBrQk

THEIR BEST LIVE STUFF!!! GIT R DONE!!!

[silencehunter01]

146 people have the same doctor

[viper19861986]

@pkman947 hope you live another 50 years from laughing :)

[volodenon]

@pkman947 your a moron

[pkman947]

@volodenon you're*

[volodenon]

@pkman947 people who attempt to correct spelling on the internet should shampoo my crouch

[edwardandjulia96]

Everybody look at bill when jeff is telling his joke at 5:30

[KillinFreek13]

heres ur sign

[EaStCoAsTCrOoKlYn]

"ill get that in one shot"

[nukemasters]

bring me my brown pants

[joshgret]

now that you've seen this style of comedy see mine.

[boxman0924]

Bill Ingvall cracked himself up!!!!!!!!!!!!

[redbull0300]

143 people had to have their brown pants

[lifehatesmespll9]

Would ya'll stop arguing down below? Jesus. Can't focus on the laughter with all of ya'll yellin' and shoutin'.

[PENS29FLEURY]

Yes please may i have another of ron tatter salad white hahah

[jwallis71]

The GnR is annoying.

[philly442]

when i found out Larry was a fake redneck It completed changed out I feel about him, hes all fake and shouldn't even be on this show

[Tsumefan2]

and this was recommended to me because i watched spider man unlimited?

[meanbluedevil167]

WHERE CAN I WATCH THE WHOLE THING????PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME!!!

[emchevy2011]

Oh, im just kiddin with ya', she died... hahahaha

[drum4eva1]

@emchevy2011 Thanks man, you ruined it

[emchevy2011]

@drum4eva1 no problem man, have fun

[drum4eva1]

@emchevy2011 Im just kidding man, it was a joke

[TheOmedome]

WATCH SOME ‘BLACKADDER’ series. NOW THAT SHIT IS FUN-NAY!!!

[TheOmedome]

@Trollzor,

i’m expecting these good old boys to pull out a gggguuuuuuitarrrr!!!! yeeeeeee haaa boiyyyy!!! What these grandpa’s are good for are helping me go to sleep and helping me realize that if these guys can make it, anybody can, including you my little homunculus. You might have to google that word. BRITISH COMEDY IS SO MUCH BETTER, APART FROM CHRIS ROCK, RICHARD PRYOR AND EDDIE MURPHY (AND A FEW OTHERS). COME ON YANKY BOYS SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!!!!! HOOOOHARRR!!

[AS1ANAM3R1CAN]

@TheOmedome british comedy is lame, RICHARD PRYOR is comedy

[TheOmedome]

@AS1ANAM3R1CAN

you can't really compare this shizzlay to Richard Pryor can you? this is a boring snoozefest! British comedy is intellectual, ironic, deadpan, witty, thought provoking and most importantly, ha'ctually funny! init bruv, ya get me?

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS­SSE!!! WHAT IS THIS?

[AS1ANAM3R1CAN]

@TheOmedome i didnt compare this to richard pryor, and british comedy isnt always hilarious, its just like any other form of stand up. some like it, sme dont. i like ron white, thats about it. all im sayin is, british comedy is mostly garbage on stage. brits tend to do better in films in my opinion.

[TheOmedome]

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[TheOmedome]

my balls are more entertaining than this

[TheOmedome]

ricky gervais, russell brand, stephen fry and jimmy carr show you yankie boys how comedy should be done!

[TheOmedome]

NOT FUNNY. old yankie geesers

[warsinski1234]

okay not to be Eddie Raincloud here...lose the guns and roses music. sersiously.

[emchevy2011]

bring me my brown pants

[ultimatechevy3]

I give up wheres the ship...

[meanbluedevil167]

hey does anyone know where can i watch this whole thing?

[markschiff100]

Haha very funny. Check out some real comedy when you add/subscribe to my channel.

[SHARETHETRUTHdotTV]

wow, its crazy how negative u all are insted of puttin ppl down u dont even have the slightest ideal about how bout u sit back and figure out who you are cause really all ur doin is following in everyone els foot steps n bein a even bigger douche then they ever could...so start worryin about shit that really matters and quit haven retard fights on the keyboards.... chill out go take a trip out to the forest and find yourselves ,festie season is bout ova but rave season has just begun...!!!PLUR

[amerikathebully]

RON WHITE IS BY FAR THE BEST, THE OTHER STUPID UNFUNNY MOTHER FUCKERS CAN ROT IN HELL.

[Black874Diamond]

You know your a redneck if you go to a dance and they say do the hodown and you throw your girlfriend/wife on the floor. :D

[96gummyworms]

I bet this is the same doctor!

[monsterboy31]

A man is going to a costume party. The woman stays home with a headache. An hour later, she feels better and goes to surprise the man. She finds him at the party and whispers in his ear. They go into a room together and... you can guess.

Later that night, the husband comes home, and the woman, pretending to have been there all night, says, "How was the party?"

"I spent all night playing poker, but you're never gonna guess what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to!" says the husband.

[bkljaydee]

YOu redneck idiots deserve a swift kick in the ass and a slap in the ballsack if you think these faggots are remotely funny. Larry the cable guy is the only one who is closest to entertaining. Ron White is fucking lame and they needed to edit the comedy special so it shows the idiot redneck crowd laughing...

[bkljaydee]

this came on after a show on comedy central and I happen to catch some of it....Fucking lame. If you idiots actually think it wasn't edited like nuts and laugh tracks were added...you are rednecks AND delusional! When they say something "funny" you see them laugh...when you see them all stop laughing, the laugh track keeps going...How fucking lame....Also, the redneck fucks reaction and laugh to things do not match what is being said....Bill Engvall and Ron White...how fucking lame.

[juliegordon2012]

Just Found Jmon Drake headlines Video!!!!!!!! It is Hilarious. He actually has skillz on the MIC.. GREAT VID...One Question WHO the HELL is That GUY sitting next to Jmon

[toonful]

i have walked up too a plumber,& said fix my toilet.

[wdav1d02]

Wasn't very funny.. Yanks are inferior to Brits, just saying.

[DVDluvr123]

@wdav1d02 If you don't like it then why are you watching it? You dumbass.

[wdav1d02]

@DVDluvr123

I have to watch it to be able to judge if I like it or not.. hence the dislike/like bar. I am not watching it consistently, which, from your comment, appears to be what you are suggesting im doing.

[ItsMeItsOlive]

@wdav1d02

Which is why Brits steal our dance moves LOL

[wdav1d02]

@ItsMeItsOlive

What? That literally makes no sense..

[ItsMeItsOlive]

@wdav1d02

Here, I'll dumb it down for ya. The English copy Americans' dance moves ALL the time.

[ItsMeItsOlive]

@wdav1d02

Which is why Brits steal our dance moves LOL

[leehope01]

@ItsMeItsOlive HEY don't make fun of the british! wade barrett is british and his HOT!

[ItsMeItsOlive]

@leehope01

Hey, talk to Wdav..he thinks Brits are better than Americans! LOL

[leehope01]

@ItsMeItsOlive it's wade=w.a.d.e ...dumbass

[ItsMeItsOlive]

@leehope01

No, you stupid troll, I'm talking about the user id wdav1d02..sheesh! LOL

[cyburnman27]

to the 141 who dislike this u can kiss my American loving ass XD

[tthomaselli2]

"Bring me my brown pants!".

[tthomaselli2]

What video was this from?

[thebigfour13]

Dude, I don't know if you could have picked a better song than this, other than Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd.

[Nrvr]

this is just terrible

[hoboishjoeishme]

how come the guys laugh at their jokes? if they're their favorite jokes wouldn't they have already heard it?

[cloverkong]

Best joke was the parrot joke.

[tdwt4eva]

Jeff: "Ronnie do you gotta joke?"

Ron: "Nope!"

lol

[littledebbie187]

HAPPY 53RD BIRTHDAY, JEFF FOXWORTHY, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE!!!

[jumar1281]

what is more annoying than Bill laughing hysterically at his own jokes? nothing

[tordekproductions]

@jumar1281 Jimmy Fallon laughing at his own jokes.

[CaitlynBarone]

Ok this is very random but I'll always wondered this...

My last name is White and my father's name is James White. My mom and dad divorced when I was 2 and my dad died when I was 10.

Ron White looks almost exactly like my dad but older....

I've always found that creepy

[tthomaselli2]

141 people don't have a sense-of-humor.

[tthomaselli2]

What DVD was this from?

[Sthorvnes]

Really sad

[mufc187]

It would have been better if they had said some funny things.

[bleedoutable]

funny as fuck

[amerawesome]

LMAO!!!! 8:02

[butcherboy2008]

Did you actually tell us that the song is "Sweet Child Of Mine" as if it were obscure.

[keerkhor]

Holy crap this is not funny....

[raz42492]

"Ronny, you got a joke?' "Nope!"

[TheDevin288]

theres a ship on the horizen bring me my red shirt 30 enemy ships on the horizen bring me my brown pants

[MsPickyPrincess]

youtube search: v=quf9C3vrDWw

[TheCmpunk90]

1 day this kid sneaks in a strip club and he saw something and ran back home scared him mom asked him in the morning did u see what u wasn't surpose to see? and he said yea i saw dad

[QuileuteCowgirl]

139 people have no sense of humor

[workingguitar1]

and all these people paid to see this.

[MultiMacca7]

Great video! More great comedy on the official UK Balls of Steel channel: BallsOfSteelA3M

[andyashby]

A band did a show in houston texas. When they get done with the show, they go back to their hotel. Just before they get to their room, a tough-looking guy jumps out in front of the lead singer and slaps him. He does this to everyone of the band members. That's because he made a "list" of people he'd slap if he ever saw them. The bass singer later comes and sees the guy. Just before the guy attempts to slap him, he says, "How about this? Let me mark you off my list!"

[RileyIronstand93]

Fuck these guys are hilarious!

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[baddmanaz]

hello everyone. my name is ron white. and i'm an alcoholic.

[MrNicefitguy]

did you jump a little at first

[leftynelsoncomic]

Well if these boys don't put a smile on your face - you better check your pulse!

[BigBuckFilm]

the only one I didnt get was the worn one xD lmao can someone explain in a reply? XD

[crazyeagle61]

@BigBuckFilm at 715 she eat at 815 she goes crap and that worm is catching a ride in it