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  • lol "BANNNFNFNFNFFFF"

  • whatta lame vid~

  • calgary, alberta best place ever!!!!

  • I agree with the list cuz I live in Calgary haha

  • when he said beef i think he was reffering to pussy

  • @xIntothetunnelx i think he was referring to cock. but who knows since the A55HOLE only plays talkin' head without showin' no pictures.

  • you are a tool.

  • Canadians do not taste like Americans! Its a different taste just like the ketchup isn't catsup. . . LOL!

  • it's said "bamph"

    stampede is the worlds largest outdoor show on earth... jeez... look it up

    Rockies is in the us you know the three mountain ranges...

  • fuck this guy

  • Calgary is most best city in the world, canada rocks.

  • I despise this human being. What an obnoxious, ignorant fuck. He could not be less funny, and there is not a chance that he has "tasted" a Canadian or any other human for that reason, because no self-respecting female would ever touch this douche. The closest he has probably ever gotten to sex is eating out his dog. Also, avoid most of the places he suggested, because they are really nothing you can't already get everywhere else in the world.

  • @thear675 and not a single fuck was given that day.

  • ThisCity.com has an awesome list of things to do in Calgary.

  • ThisCity.com has an awesome list of things to do in Calgary.

  • Lolwut

    whats up with all the obnoxious touristy attractions?

    we have an amazing underground music scene, and enormous parks and festivals

  • $6 for a steak sandwich at SAIT campus (dinner)

  • we were the third country in space...

  • My uncle is Canadian.

  • I am here on business with my wife and we are both loving living here. We are from Houston. We have not seen ANY cowboys/gals yet. Seems to me that the cowboy wanna-bes will be here in force for the stampede. Lots of great restaurants and we are still learning our way around but seems to be lots to do here. We both love the snow so it is wonderful, I imagine if we lived in it for very long or had to drive we would hate it like everyone else. We will visit the Canadian animals at the zoo

  • @adrianabshire You will DEFINITELY see A LOT more cowboys and gals in june and july when to stampede comes around. I've lived in Calgary my whole life, and It's awesome! :) Hope you enjoy this fine city!

  • heading there in few weeks cant wait, all the way from the UK.

  • you forgot peters drive in... worlds best milkshakes

  • Only thing good in Calgary are the woman!!!! Ridiculous ratio!! If you have no game or are married AVIOD CALGARY!!!!!!!

  • FAAAAAAAAAAAG

  • HAHAHAH!

    I live in calgary and it has to be THE most boring city is Calgary. Night life sucks, the downtown core (which I live in) is super boring.

    And the Calgary stampede is not worth wasting money to come here.

    Word of advice...avoid Calgary

  • @killuhk1 Maybe you think its boring because you live here and have not found your passion about calgary. You know i think like you before too, i though calgary was boring city to be in but once i learned about all the neat stuff you can do here its not so bad, besides the weather that is. You also learn lots from being out and about in Calgary to learn more about the place. When i talk to people who wants to come here or wants to know about the city i like to talk about kensington,

  • @okpapereat

    kensington is the only semi nice place in Calgary. Ive lived here for 4 years, done just about everything there is to do and have been bored out of my mind.

    The only city worth being in out west is Vancouver, besides that, all the good cities are out east.

    dont reply back, thanks

  • @killuhk1 dumbass

  • @killuhk1 Because Kensington is really nice district with lots of food, nice places and relaxing teahouses which is great for tourist.

  • What a lame ass city, how fuckin Boring, I think I will stay in NYC !!!!

  • don't ever come to calgary, your retarded

  • CANADIAN SCUM HAVE A FUCKING STINCH ALL AMERICAN CAN SMELL A CANADIAN FROM MILES AWAY....LIKE A NOW I CAN SMELL THAT PUNK BITCH BEIBER!

  • Hey! im a calgary youtuber... watch me please haha!

  • This is just nonsense. Unless this guy is trying fill a gap between American and Canadian there is no point to say that. There is a clear distinction between attitude, culture, food, festivals, games and even accent. Canadians lack their own identity so always try find space under someone identity be it Queen, England and UK or USA. Canada is a completely different country who happened to be adjacent with USA just as Mexico. There are dozens of country where English is spoken as first language.

  • I love living in Calgary, it really does have a lot to come and see...

  • Alberta beef is grain fed and tastes better than corn fed American beef,

  • in his attempt to insult Canada he just made himself look like a complete dumbass like most Americans

  • Good thing about calgary no jews

  • this guy is a fuckin joke.

  • fuck you. you dont have any idea of canada. you prove the stereotype of dumbass american. never come here......or the calgarian stampede will kill you.

  • Chris, you should be ashamed of yourself. Please don`t ever come to Canada. lol...

  • Uhh, does Canada have an Aerospace program? I honestly don't know. STFU, you know the difference between Canadians and "Americans"? We don't sound like you, you fucking mumbling pos.

  • hahaha you're funny Chris (sarcasm), please never come to canada.

  • if your gonna go to a tower in calgary, makes sense to go to the Calgary Tower.

  • This guy is just some dumb jew... he should really go grow a dick in his ass.

  • @TheHerbOfHappiness

    And YOU are a moron who is using some stupid YT vid as a venue to spew your bile of hate. And how the fuck do you know what his religion is. Do us a favour, put a dick in your mouth and shut up.

  • You sound like a bitch....i dont like you

  • calaway park u missed it

  • Alberta isn't in Canada.

  • @akropiss you sir...is a dumbass... xD im in canada calgary Alberta xD

  • @PiNoY231ReMiX

    "you sir...is a dumbass"

    YOU need grammar lessons.

  • @akropiss

    No? I think you need a geography lesson.m Look at a map.

  • @akropiss Yes it is...I live in Alberta. Lol. 

  • @cubefreak217 ALSAMA isn't in Canada, B.C and the eastern provinces are Canada. Alberta is a rogue diva, manitoba nobody cares about, and saskatchewan is a giant wheat field.

  • K this is so stupid but I'm going to say it anyways

    How do you know Americans just don't look like Canadians?

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  • They left out The Cantos Music Foundation, the largest synthesizer and keyboard collection in the world.

  • i like my hemorrhoids better then Calgary

  • FUCKIN IDIOT....

  • stay away from calgary please

  • @nakr00

    dude i use to visit this place all the time, love this place so much i moved here.

  • @nakr00 what do you have against calgary?

  • @nakr00 ha stupid comment.

  • @nakr00 stay away from this guy please

  • Pirllo... sound like italian... north italain... gey... still better than french gey but gey.

  • I swear to Lord, who the fuck allowed this insane scum bag to upload this video. I was so annoyed to hear him that I wanted to go inside my screen and punch on his face....Him pretending to be funny is absolutely idiotic and pathetic...

  • i live in calgary smelly ass americans yall need to stop sucking so much dick and start licking some pussy i dont even need to talk shit i know america sucks canadas dick

  • Canadians And United State Of Amerians

    (Everyone From North Or South America Is American)

  • @1Reilly2Enns3 well duh.

    but america is usually referenced towards the united states of AMERICA.

    what would you rather call them, United Staters?

    no.

    Americans is obviously the much more appropriate term to call them.

  • @worriedbanana Calling people from the USA Americans is ignorant.

    If you go to Brazil and ask where they're from they will say, America, because

    ANYONE from NORTH or SOUTH AMERICA IS AN AMERICAN. Want to be called a United Stater and not sound stupid call? yourself a United State of American. It's your fault the name of your country is so long so don't be lazy by taking the name of millions of people just because you don't want to say two more words.

  • @1Reilly2Enns3 actually, im canadian. i live in calgary. also your comment is ignorant. when have both north and south american people been collectively called americans? ive never heard it. BUT the united states OF america is where the name came from. all the states united and fought against the british to create their own nation in America if people from brazil say they are from america, theyre idiots. if youre from canada, and say youre american, youre also an idiot. USA = america
  • @worriedbanana do you know how much sence your not making?

    are you saying if your from north or south america your not from america?

    america is america

    USA is USA

    Actually, USA fought against Britain to gain independance and have a place as a nation state. The USA was alreasy a partially separated nation but was somewhat under control when forming laws or forming pacts, etc. (Also Canada was given Independance.) But I dont know why you think this has anything to do with a name.

  • @worriedbanana what the fuck???.. lol

  • Calgary is a great city :(

    Please don't visit us

  • Banff is awesome too

  • just don't visit us. you are crazy.

  • I LIVE IN CALGARY, it's awesome.

  • Canada has plenty of astronauts, and is currently building a shuttle launch pad, on the East Coast. Also, non- government space shuttles have also been built in Canada, and launched into space. We also have a HUGE number of companies that build satellites, and other space related items.

  • Plz dont ever come to calgary we got enough uneducated americans here

  • please do not come you infest our cows

  • yes please dont visit BanF F F or Alberta and general. Calgary tower sucks the zoo is retarded if you want to see cows and squirrels go out side. Also This guy obviously isnt a geek even thought it seems like it because I do believe we gave the Americans a Space arm. Oh and P.S. no Canadian cows are not the same as american cows because we dont Pump ours full of hormones.

  • @TheFreakScene do visit banff it is awesome~! i love it! alberta is great (sort of)! calgary tower is pretty sweet especially that glass floors! the zoo has way more than just cows and squirrels! the place is not that bad! though i do not like the changes they made to it! i agree about the cows not having hormones! over all aberta is better then you say!

  • I believe the video is called top 10 things to do in Calgary Alberta. Now you say visit Banff. So basically the title should read 10 things to do when you visit Alberta. Because basically your say when you come to Calgary leave thats one of the ten things to do is Leave.

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  • calgary stampede is rodeo with lots of entertantment , rides and games ,extreme rides (40$ person) .

  • You are a retard. I live in Calgary. Do us a favour and STAY AWAY.

  • idiot 

  • Fuck you american canada is awesome stop trash talking us we own u

  • retarded 

  • try googling some stuff before you talk about it.

  • That is a reealllllyyy sucky list

  • you're sooooooooo retarded man. oh god, please. i can't believe that I've seen that.

  • I love Calgary, place not only to visit but to stay .

  • wow.....I want the 3 minutes back I wasted watching this video....stop making movies

  • what an idiot

  • CALGARY STAMPEDE BEICHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHE

  • Banff? BANFF? BAN-FUH-FUH?

    You had it right the first time

  • haha this was funny, expecially being a local.

    some check out my channel, features a Calgarian

    music group, one of the most young anticipated

    groups. THATS WHAT YOU CAN SEE =)

  • americans look like canadians

  • are u supid?

  • To all of you people thinking hes being serious... wow... hes obviously joking around, hes making fun of himself and fellow americans on their outlook on Canadians. FYI im Canadian.

  • @junglemage666 Who cares. Fuck him. LMFAO

  • Chris Pirillo is another stupid American that thinks Canada is a another developing Nation. Annoys the hell out of me!

  • Funnie, all canadians can ALWAYS tell when wer "comunicating" with americans.

  • Lived in Calgary for 30 years. I've been to the dome and the Zoo. Two of the top 10.

  • this guy sounds like an idiot hahaha

  • Am I the only Calgarian who thought this was funny? 

  • stampede is soo overated if your a calgarian its like 2 weeks of fun sure, but the rides have been the same for ever! an lame bands on the coca cola stage I remember last year people where so hyped for Karl wolf? COMMON!

  • lmao i live in Calgary this video is so fucking funny

  • join the fan club on facebook, lets beat the BC side( type in- I bet Alberta can get more fans than British Columbia.) GO ALBERTA GO!!!

  • stuff to do lemme see, Calgary stampede, tour nose hill park, calgary tower, go have tea at oolong tea house in kensington omg the tea is amazing, go see a flames game, canmore which is about the same an hour away, prince island park, so much things to do here and i been lucky to be born in this city

  • I didn't know Stephen Colbert has a son who is retarded 

  • This is the Top 10 things to AVOID when in Calgary

  • lol banff...

  • fucking geek

  • Agree with tazzy207, if you think this city is "boring"...stop sitting on your lazy arse and EXPLORE it. If you're "bored" go to Sweetspot.ca, they have a weekly list of 5 things to do in Calgary.

  • you fucking shit cunt

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  • Someone, sent a letter in to someone that is spreading some info on what is going on in Calgary. He says leave your own top 10, just let people know what the Spampede is, a big party with rides and games like a carnival lasing a week long with bull riding and coach wagon races with concerts every night attracting hundreds of thousands of people. OR in short, one hell of a party week.

  • Calgary Flames are the best, despite this season. But they should have one the cup that one year when the reff made that bad call BOOOOO! But yeah I live in Calgary great place much better then ya make it sound though :S

    I dont know if you just have too much stuff in your day but please research some stuff before you make talk about it

  • i live there :D

  • The Back Alley if you want to see loose women and/or drink when you can't in the US.

  • @SirTurboDave GAK. So true.

  • Calgary Stampede is not where Calgarians stampede each other. You're so ignorant, go search up these things before you speak. Idiot.

  • check out this asshole, i would like to take a dump on his face.. fuckin R e TARD

  • ainsleigh you dumbass its not b-a-nth, its Ban-f. shit. This ugy is a dumbass and NEEDS to get out. Calgary is awsome, if you are bored and have nothing to do, than you ned to get a life and explore shit a little bit.

  • you are so stupid

    i really do not like that you were born at all

    go get beat up by someone

  • Jackass... are there any intelligent Americans??  Any at all?? anyone??

  • basicly my full familys canadian and its ba-n-th you say it like and ive been at all of they places u say! im moving to canada when im 16 and defo its amaizing

    and the guy talks silly hes not got a clue!

  • I live in Calgary, please never visit us

  • @worldgoingtozero

    lol why not ??

  • @HopeforTomrrow09 I like it here. xD

  • @worldgoingtozero me too NEVER VISIT CALGARY :)

  • @worldgoingtozero I live in calgary to. this guy is a retard

  • @worldgoingtozero calgarys the shit man!

  • I never thought  I would see a discussion about the mother land

  • what a fucking asshole.. haha so shameful he should come to canada..

  • this asshole is a dip shit .I WILL HIT A MAN WITH GLASSES lol

  • @mikeeloc1 Awesome comment

  • Just highlights how insular and stupid yanks are

  • @dip55 same

  • nunrgsensation go to edmonton?

    ahah you just made my day. i always wonderd why people live in edmonton when calgary is 3 hours down the road. edmonton is a PATHETIC excuse for a city your downtown is a joke filled with NOTHING but crackhead natives. your skyline is a joke and you ripped of the stampede with klondike days your sports teams are a walking joke as is evreyone who lives there.

  • That's uncalled for. Edmonton is just fine. Your just an angry person

  • hahaha plus edmontonians are ugly

  • @489215014

    Actually idiot I live in Calgary. Maybe you should think before you type. This city is the most boring pathetic excuse for a city I've ever lived in

  • This guy is retarded and should really stop talking

  • Top 5 things to do in Calgary:

    1.Go to Edmonton

    2.Go to Banff

    3.go to Kananaskas

    4.Go to Sylvan Lake

    5.Go to the airport and leave

  • It's actually a pretty good list.. just a bad discription of all the events that where listed lol.

    Stampede especially is fantastic, giant amusement park gets setup, bands usually come to play, there's the beer gardens and then a bunch of bull riding n shit alot of people don't care about but is an excuse to drink and get crazy.

    There's also a rule during stampede, "It's not cheating.. it's stampeding"

  • i was wondering if he was american or canadian after his opening...he's american.

  • I LOVE CALGARY!!!!!!! i also live in calgary so I cant say anything bad about it. lol

  • You just sound like a common American.

  • what a fucking tool

  • what a fukin faggit this retard is

  • i love how americians interperate canada, considering rick mercer and " congragulasions canada on recieving a 24 hour clock

  • douchebag lousy city

  • Yes, we do have a space program, you stupid ignorant!!! Where do you think the CanadArm for the shuttle was developed???

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  • Americans are fucking pig headed, he should rephrase everything to "the stangest thing about americans is we look exactly like canadians"etc. How fucking stupid does that comment sound? Both are ridiculous, we're only separated by 1. a political border and 2. American ignorance.

  • americas are sooooo fucking stupid!!!! wow!!!!! its sooooo funnnny to me hahahah , they thing there fucking top shit, look at it this way, not to many fat people, or retards, or homeless, canada is bigger than U.S and there a hell of a lot more ncer people oh and plus we got awsome accents not the hillbilly accents i would only go to america to live in prob cali or hollywood thats about it!!! all other places are ither packed ot gay

  • @triggacrip Hollywood is PACKED.

  • This guy is not funny and might ever edge in douche like.

  • man your f@ckin' ignorant . do some research before you try to mock CANADIANS ... DICK!!!!

  • ok this guys sounds a little dumb haha but i dont think he should be making a joke on something on that list where he doesn't know what it is or he has never even been to calgary

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  • The stampede is like a rodeo.

    and the zoo here sucks.

    yea we do have a space prgram.

    calgary flames suck..

    the police thing is awsome! we went there in grade 6!

    beef is beef.... lol

  • And the marijuana?

  • lol What??

  • Is this guy fucking retarded?

  • Ya calgary!!!!!

  • Calgary sucks

  • Douchey.

  • The stampede is such a shit-show. It's something to experience if you're visiting Calgary, but once you live here, you will detest it.

    The guy who submitted this list, obviously has no life. He left out places like Prince's Island, Kensington, Eau Claire Market, The Glenbow, The Military Museums and not to mention all the art-scene stuff going on all the time.. CIFF, anyone?

  • this guys pretty ignorant sounding

  • CLUB"s man CLUB's and drugs

  • he didnt mention the best things in calgary like the clubs and sheesha bars

  • "you know the strangest thing about Canadain is they look exactly like us its freaky you may have talk to one and not even realized it" oh shit call the boarder patrol call homeland security we are under threat from the Canadains. But oh waite they look just like us were screwed lol. thats becuase we grew up with the same sort of culture you did and icons lol