I loved it Frank, absolutely loved it, I'll call you out like probably a few others have, but you stole a joke from Marc M. I'm sure he won't mind, as long as Shawns Got My Calculator.
The jokes could use some work. But dude, it takes a lot of guts to get up there, great job for what is was. I can see you getting a lot better, 5 stars.
2 of my senses were violated repeatedly and then developed a severe form of AIDS which causes them to vomit violently every second while they suffer a painful death.
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I'll be chopping off my ballsack tonight thanks to you because I don't want what would have been my future children being passed on living with and hearing what I heard and watched just now, possibly making them more mentally retarded than I have become from watching this video. Afterwards, I will probably be more flexible which may help when I go to my neighbor's house and rape the pain away by sticking what's left of my wang in the muffler to their Porsche. Yeah, thanks for that.
Meta-humor: The ass-crack of comedy
BleedingOne1 3 weeks ago
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I'll give it a 6....out of 6.
MrPathogenocide 4 months ago
What's that clicking sound after each joke?
stopplimertime 4 months ago
@stopplimertime It's a 'Ba-dum tish' sound effect
videogamenostalgia 3 months ago
Frank Howley...THE NEW ANDY KAUFMAN?
andyandcarl 4 months ago
subscribed
Lizzzeg 4 months ago
I love this
JamesWaton 4 months ago
That Titanic joke was way too soon. It hasn't even been 100 years since it happened!
Fma1416 6 months ago
this was great frank, and that last joke is a tim heidecker joke
tompaste 6 months ago
Frank, I love you.
Hungerth 7 months ago
Frank is the best.
doomyourfacein 7 months ago
y=x+b line is from sick animations first cd
INSECTIREALICIDE 11 months ago
@INSECTIREALICIDE SHAWN'S GOT MY CALCULATOR
Fma1416 6 months ago
wish one of the funny mega64 guys did stand up
TheHunter14792 1 year ago
you fucking stupid IDIOT frank, for fuck sake you left your FUCKIGN WATER BOTTLE, FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE SO STUPID
Edd360 1 year ago 7
I fucking love this so much.
Gillasaurus 1 year ago
wow i watched this whole thing baked and seriously the jokes were tastelessssssssssssssssssssssssss
Rcee01 1 year ago
@Rcee01
Great job on getting the joke.
dilsco 1 year ago
@Rcee01
fucking hell you are stupid.
Philsaccountable 9 months ago
someone answer my question within 10 hours please.
kmnvmkdvfwf 1 year ago
is this a parodee of how seinfelds stand up isnt funny
kmnvmkdvfwf 1 year ago
I'm very happy that I'm the type of person who finds this really funny. There are lots of things much more fit to not enjoy.
SenorAwesome 1 year ago
frank, you are a genius
ChairZomg 2 years ago 4
This fucking sucked, how are they laughing, SERIOUSLY.
WeAreTheEndFan 2 years ago
@WeAreTheEndFan And the missing the point award goes tooooooooooo
Aginor27 1 year ago
@WeAreTheEndFan
i dont get how someones stupidity level can be so high
StopStealingEggs 1 year ago
I love you, Frank.
asce780 2 years ago
This is definately tasteless... Holy shit, you suck.
MrsRibs 2 years ago
Bah, I clicked this thinking it was your new stand up. Do you have a video of that by any chance?
MacaronLOL 2 years ago
i want a sequel!!!
ytnbsa 2 years ago
whats the difference between Frank Howley and the Jonas Brothers?
the Jonas Brothers tell better jokes.
*BA-DUM TISS
rb6elite 2 years ago 5
2/5
corritobandito 2 years ago
frank if u had a show i would see it
4192jhs 2 years ago
Frank I want to see you live, this is awesome.
kman13131 2 years ago
Wow... It takes skill to do that...
hihu567u 2 years ago
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soo gay
11stoutd 2 years ago
So what if there's no movie theaters in the ocean? They would just pirate them! Ba-dum psh!
Guitarawr 2 years ago 3
i want the frank app on my iphone so i can have one random joke per hour
Volke94 2 years ago 2
Frank Howley you are the shit.
Gahndi007 2 years ago
"Cause there's no movie theatre in the ocean, dummy!"
Sounds like the good dr. Steve Brule.
LazerChachi 2 years ago
Audience got hecked
NachoVidio 2 years ago 4
This is just like Mr. Hamburger.
Lazarus171 2 years ago
"too soon, too soon"
Lol!
roflpl0xnubsauce 2 years ago
loved the rimshot
Billstrademark 2 years ago
haha this is painful but hilarious
heyijaywalk 2 years ago 2
Frank is like this generation's Andy Kaufman.
SpamNapkin 2 years ago
This is horrible, Frank.
I love it!
LordDestin 2 years ago
lol Frank that was great!
SnappedFilms 2 years ago
You should have thrown some James Quall in there. Huge props for the Heidecker joke but you did too well for it to be as horrible as Heidecker.
And I hope you've seen Lasagna Cat. Tell me you've watched Lasagna Cat.
RiffRaffster 2 years ago
Fail. Epic Fail...
5/5 and favorited...
EvilShrinkyDink 2 years ago
Thank you for this video. Muhammad bless you.
LazerChachi 2 years ago
The jokes on you fucking idiots. His jokes were bad on purpose.
PELLOWHEAD 2 years ago 5
Yeah... But even then it still wasn't funny.
SonnyCorleone 2 years ago
Frank is fucking awesome.
JuiceBoxProd 2 years ago
these jokes are so bad their funny
404MonkeyManNotFound 2 years ago
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Stealing jokes would be fine but the jokes are embarassingly horrible. You just suck.
SonOfSome 2 years ago
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wow. what a fag.
theflash4490 2 years ago
Lost.
NewfounlandFreak 2 years ago
this is the worst standup act ever. 5 stars.
nomercyrules10 2 years ago 63
Frank you're awesome. That was amazing, really good stuff.
AlexBensonAlexBenson 2 years ago 7
haha, were u even trying?
howlongisdisusername 2 years ago
chuckle...
mttdms 2 years ago
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this is HORRIBLE!!!
twintipskiing96 2 years ago
hilarious
SludgyHawks 2 years ago
At first I thought that audience was hecked, but then I realised they were giving credit where credit is due.
craigbo180 2 years ago 6
what are you 12?
odzuba 2 years ago
ya man i think he is. around 12 or 15
18yearsofdrunk 2 years ago
I'm sorry, but that was horrible
undyboy91 2 years ago
his jokes are too simple
nick12882 2 years ago
I disagree.
The complexity and the thought that is invoke by this man's words can not be rivaled by any other stand-up comedian.
AgainstBelief 2 years ago 8
Haha, these people just don't get it.
Lyght55 2 years ago 40
@Lyght55
It seems like they do..otherwise they wouldn't be laughing at such horrible jokes.
dilsco 8 months ago
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I want to remove my eyeballs and pour battery acid into my brain. You might ask me why. It's to distract myself from the pain.
Please do not do stand up anymore.
VeryCoolPerson 2 years ago
Frank, give credit where credit is due.
lordjedediah 2 years ago
I loved it Frank, absolutely loved it, I'll call you out like probably a few others have, but you stole a joke from Marc M. I'm sure he won't mind, as long as Shawns Got My Calculator.
OmniscientCajun 2 years ago
That was amazing, Frank.
WanFlan 2 years ago 2
this is incredible
PoprocksAndCoke 2 years ago
The jokes could use some work. But dude, it takes a lot of guts to get up there, great job for what is was. I can see you getting a lot better, 5 stars.
HDShadow 2 years ago 2
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Fatty can make a funny.
SockMyDink 2 years ago
Haha, you got the same username. LBRocker here, confessing my love to HerpesHank.
HI NG!!!!
pwnpower 2 years ago
HerpesHank?
Holy shit, you remembered...
: D
SockMyDink 2 years ago
You gonna go far meng
smartzke 2 years ago
2 of my senses were violated repeatedly and then developed a severe form of AIDS which causes them to vomit violently every second while they suffer a painful death.
whassup9097 2 years ago
Frank Howley! Awesome job up there. Wish I could have seen it live!
Loggoog 2 years ago 2
Frank Caliendo is better.
dylantniles 2 years ago
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Lyght55 2 years ago
nigga said they go back in time but its called back to the future!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
You are fuckin awful.
dennisfar 2 years ago
My ears were just incinerated
StoopidHoMeR 2 years ago
Newgrounds has been a good influence on you.
EcKoWR 2 years ago 3
crap
iKidBuddha 2 years ago
You seemed really confident up there, but my god were your jokes just terrible.
I just did NOT laugh.
XxStevenLexX 2 years ago 3
Marry me, Frankolas.
BarottenGarden 2 years ago
You are the living personification of bad jokes.
HaniiPuppy 2 years ago
fuck dane cook
1337Radio 2 years ago 6
Seinfeld better watch his ass
roninoutlaw 2 years ago 5
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I'll be chopping off my ballsack tonight thanks to you because I don't want what would have been my future children being passed on living with and hearing what I heard and watched just now, possibly making them more mentally retarded than I have become from watching this video. Afterwards, I will probably be more flexible which may help when I go to my neighbor's house and rape the pain away by sticking what's left of my wang in the muffler to their Porsche. Yeah, thanks for that.
DoctorJMcgee 2 years ago
feels good man
GoodSaintsman 2 years ago 3
lmao these comments are better than the video
DoctorJMcgee 2 years ago 3
two thumbs up
VoidReala 2 years ago
Best jokes ever
Covaxius 2 years ago
I hete this video
BenCJoker 2 years ago
When are you opening for the Aquabats?
qbat 2 years ago 4
Shut up Frank.
Wii4me 2 years ago
They call it back to the future because in the movie they're trying to go back to the future.
I hope this gets YouTube clip of the week on the podcast, I thought this was pretty funny.
ItsFizikal 2 years ago
Lost is on channel 4, channel 8, channel 15, channel 16, channel 23, channel 42
GREAT JOB FRANK!!!!!
kazakhstankyle 2 years ago
dude your like as good as dane cook
SpeedWavePilot 2 years ago
these jokes are fucked up
drea6666 2 years ago 2
i love how he enters to the seinfeld theme
Woahman1231 2 years ago 3
This is horrible.
Digitaaliklosetti 2 years ago
*cringe*
Mmoney667 2 years ago
RIGHT AWN, RIGHT AWN.
Good, but there was no real, presence, you had good jokes, but no good linking, the speech inbetween seemed a little.. dry, if you get me?
perhaps add some more emotion to it :)
minimoggi 2 years ago
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Rohedin 2 years ago
Good show Frank!
GameFAQsRolo 2 years ago
Too good. some of that stuff was so funny! Good to see the crowd having a good time and supporting everyone too.
gorrozolla 2 years ago
Awesome job, Frank. This is your future.
JayP80Geno 2 years ago
it's an easy crowd, the response doesn't reflect the quality of the material.
burntfacemanfan 2 years ago
thats terrible. why is anyone laughing?
pnutdude 2 years ago
Right on Frank Howley.
TheWisestWizards 2 years ago 2
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shit sucks
esmond70 2 years ago
way better then that blue collar comedy crap
tapion456 2 years ago
shouldve won!
mat831 2 years ago
i couldn't believe it
sebmal 2 years ago
lol
MelvinWren 2 years ago
he's a natural
FreezeCrackerFun 2 years ago
wow this is cool dude!
Crownjo 2 years ago
the math jokes were the best part
especially the math homework having a lot of problems.
Cook3777 2 years ago
Frank, that was fantastic. I don't know how you could not win. YOU ARE MY WINNER!
ExileArin 2 years ago 7
FIRS-- DAMN IT!
Lyght55 2 years ago
FIRST!!!! lol first comment g00d stuff
RoccoB64 2 years ago 17