THE PADDY 'S MOANING NURBURGRING LAP

[webbyman]

laughed throughout watching this! brilliant!

[tidydannyboy]

"What you braking for?"

"Cuz I don't wanna hit the Ferrari!".

Brilliant guys.

[propheticus87]

I would've stopped and let the swearing passenger out. Useless swearing and not really constructive criticism....

[brianjzammit]

Thats just too funny. Dont hit the Ferrari. Hit the bird. Yer like me fooking dad. Too much.

[stigger91]

I pronounce this the single greatest on-board Nordschliefe lap on YouTube. Period! I was in tears laughing so hard, especially the bird part

[liquidvmusic]

Absolutely hilarious video, watched this countless amounts of times and its just such a laugh! 

[CrabsterDrift]

in my opinion, best in car video EVER!!!!!!!!

[geniegogo]

I don't believe I watched all of that LOL - the passenger really knows that track well.

[fuckkkingtasty]

Seen this video a few times now, it still makes me piss myself laughing.

I bet you're(MR ROADRUNNER) glad you kept the 34 now, selling the 35 was the right thing to do though. But according to some of the wankers on the GTR forum you did the wrong thing. WTF do they know anyway!!

So when are you and Paddy going back to the Ring?

[andysky34]

@fuckkkingtasty Yes that's me. Not driving on that one and not my car.

[sappersniper]

fucking hillarious

[JeroenSpit]

F*cking hilarious, staggering driving indeed!

[soflarick]

Guys, that was extremely entertaining. You two should be on television.

[Saskatchewan17]

Hahaha.... absoluetly hilarious.

[andysky34]

Yes we are British. Paddy the driver is Northern English . The and i'm putting on the Oz accent at the beginning taking the piss. Check Out my other Nurburg videos

[Fwnk]

fuckin awesome!

[imSkillz]

yeah i heard "pom" and thought australian lol

[imSkillz]

they're australian not british.

[greyjackal]

No they're not, they're British. Northern English to be precise. The Oz accent at the beginning was taking the piss

[marlo916]

LOL 5:56 i thought the car was flipping over! haha i love brits

[segovian]

3:20 is so funny. "Fuckin hell! Even the camera's had enough!"

[otakujhp]

That was hilarious.

[camppen]

Two vids in one, great video of Nurburgring and a Comedy to boot

[mildrew38]

If i was the driver i would have stopped and pushed that moaning twat out and make him walk back

[vertine11]

@mildrew38 that moaning twat was trying to help him get a better lap cos he's amazing round that track!

[dubvipers]

Andy bird!

[clarkey1984]

That was well funny lol, and yeah, those are deffo fooked brake disks, you can even see the camera vibrate as he brakes towards the end of the vid, deffo nothing to do with blow off valves lol

[HawaiiTalks]

Some of the comments from people in this thread seriously need a wholloping up side the head. Grammar? Talking while driving? Gimme a f'ing break! He's not out to beat the record, just out for a fun drive around a fun track. Jeezus. Mother goose...

[TheLordofShell]

oi mate

[andysky34]

Sspope.What are you on ! All the R32/33/34 GTR are nothing like an audi 4wd system. They are only part time 4-WD as the are rear wheel all the time. They don't under steer like an audi/subaru/evo and only put a small ampunt to the front when needed never under steering.

[lilPat]

LOL the bird part made me laugh so bad! XDDD

[Kaziform]

I swear to God this instructor is David Brent from The Office

[mochzr]

@andysky34 hahahaha this is freaking hilarious! this is some real gold

[xyz234abc]

I'm not sure what's worse. The argument between them or the horrendously bad spelling of the captions. "cum" for "come" (the guy keeps ejaculating?), "your" for "you're"? Did you flunk grammar school?

[4n4Lv4p0r]

Thanks mom.

[bighog1987]

stupid grammar-nazi....

[HoundOfDoom]

Tell me where this guy lives so I can keep watch on the salvage yards for this car.

[ericksonjbe]

funnest video ever thanks.

[TenKateRacing]

Funniest Lap I've ever seen!

Great!

The world needs more of that.

[Alexisgai]

LMAO, i loved that! you're bloody hilarious dude! 8,30....not to bad!

[andysky34]

I must point out i'm the passenger not the driver in this video.

[seroyer2]

your rotors must have been so warped I can here it every time he steps on the brakes.

[rockyPants4000]

@seroyer2 Nah, that's the blow off valve for the turbo, you can hear it on straightaways and other acceleration points, not just when he's braking.

[Mclarensenna]

This video is just wrong. All that talking could have caused a major incident. When I drove the ring there is absolutley no place for talking in the car when you are driving a quick lap.

[andysky34]

Well that's where your wrong .Even race drivers talk ( to the pits etc)when there racing. And they talk to you while driving along at race schools especially at the nurburgring

[fidgetingfinch]

@andysky34 It doesn't take a psychologist to tell you that divided attention destroys performance on pretty much any task. Arguing while driving on one of the hardest tracks in the world isn't going to help any. If it was civil talking it wouldn't be as bad, but that isn't the case here.

P.S. Telling someone not to do something actually causes them to do it more frequently than if you didn't say anything.

[xmazurx]

I'm sorry, but being a co-pilot like that isn't going to help the guy.

Plus, what's with you telling him to only brake in a straight line? Is he really THAT new to driving?

[andysky34]

This lap was his best.. And on the next lap while following me. He SPUN . SO! YOU TELL ME

[jongait]

Can`t believe A BIRD was tellin someone how to drive,i smoked him in my astravan !!!!!!!!!

[andysky34]

Umm! EMMU! My tdi golf is no match for your astra van. As they say- Horses for courses.

[jongait]

Sorry andy,forgot golf tdi`s were shit on 60 limit country lanes !!!!

Regards EMU !!

[andysky34]

Correct Especially in the wet with there on off turbo response . But you did'nt lose me all the same. lol

[RuleroftheGeckos]

That was some funny shit! Brakes got bad didn't they?

[R34Maniac]

Best ring vid period. I'd be exactly the same with me mate haha. POMMY FTW

[H22A7]

you can feel the sexual tension between these two, I bet the passenger has his hand on the drivers knee lol

[andysky34]

He was trying to touch me all the way around the lap...Ha!

[Snakypaintbrush]

well this vid is going to my favourites fuckin classic oh and great job the car sounded awesome

[Flamby6]

Absolutely brilliant guys! Really made me laugh as I have been in this same situation with a co pilot, really really funny :D

[Humps1]

Bridge to Gantry was 8:31 - not too shabby :-)

[alfanta]

f*cking beavis and butthead

[TwoHorseRace]

I ws at the 'Ring on Sunday, another great day.

[TwoHorseRace]

Are you two married?

[andysky34]

HA! no . But we love to have a banter....

[DuffMan790]

Best lap of the ring ever...funny as fook!

[tucker1uk]

that was epic! lol

[tinoush]

This is the best GTR on Nurburgring movie i have ever seen. awesome guys

[bluebeast7996]

lol awsome shit, fuckin wingin poms lol

[sirpumpy]

haha thats funny,gtr owner as well

[andysky34]

Paddy buy the time you catch me up i'll of moved on.. Even when you get your brakes sorted your still to aggressive and sorry to say - have no real skill behind the wheel ...As when you tried keeping up on the next lap you struggled following my lines (even though you were running more power ) And spun (not the 1st time) The only time your on fire is when you pure petrol on yourself.... Love you man

[mikesta21]

andy: where are you two from?

[andysky34]

UP NORTH AND CHESHIRE..WHY?

[andysky34]

The nut house

[ThePaddygtr]

G'day chopper who's your mate behind the wheel he's on fire man he can drive that guys got raw talent .word on the street reckons he's gona take your crown of you on next visit to the ring thats after he's had his brakes sorted.. he migth even go back to standard ones to give you a figthing chance! whats your veiw on this..early retirement maybe! lol

[theflyify]

LMFAO

[dayday8421]

lol, classic banter :)

[ringweekends]

LOL!

[Wh00sher]

LISTEN to your passenger, he knows more than you do !

Oh, and don`t turn off the gizmos, you`ll crash..

[andysky34]

Orr! your one of those in the small minority that still think R34's have loads of gismo's to help you drive.. Never mind.

[mikesta21]

seriously... have faith in your ability to control the car

[sspope]

It has torque vectoring AWD, kind of like older Audi S models. It prevents the car from spinning, because when the rear twheels run out of grip, the power is sent to front wheels and then it "only" understeers, even when you floor it in a corner, so it's safe.

[kefe274]

Wheres the mute button when you really need it? You lucky bastards driving the Nur on a perfect day. 4:48 was best bit ;) ..

[chrisjames80ish]

Haha, very amusing commentary. Was this lap before or after Paddy's spin (or "controlled park" as he called it)?

[andysky34]

this lap was the one before the spin.Ha!