It's cos he was in the toilet by himself and he rubbed one out, ripped the heed, choked the chiken, beat the bishop, polished the rocking horse, stripped the fig, whipped the frog, whacked the cyclops, test-fired the one-eyed yogurt thrower, had a tug of war with the skin flute, debugged the purple-helmeted warrior of love, played pocket polo with the soft soap dispenser, tickled the mango, wrestled the dragon's tail, unloaded the morning missile, kneaded Willy the one-eyed wonder-worm
I am just finishing my sociology degree at Brock in Niagara and i'm trying to figure out a way to go to school in scotland for the summer to get a few credits...do you have contact info for the Uni? when did you graduate? what did yu think of the school? have a good day
@Pawnbroker00 Wow, i posted a comment to someone else a year ago and you are upset? ha,ha... such class, i'm sure your mother is proud... have a fine day
shook hands with the unemployed
hurricane3944 3 months ago
This is what the William Wallace fought for...He would be proud.
Scotland <3
MrVodkaAnyone 4 months ago
clatty bastard class
MultiTIMETRAVELLER21 10 months ago
This is the greatest thing... Proud to be Scottish!!!
gillies1232004 1 year ago 5
=)) funny as fuck =D does anywan know ae series en ae episode iz skit came from ?
willieboyish 1 year ago
Dead funny!
jellybellyratz 1 year ago
OMG I just spat ma tea over the screen. Fantastic!
Intaglioartist 1 year ago 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jimmyshitbags 2 years ago
brill, love STILL GAME aswell!
richfilmswales 2 years ago 2
Separated by a common language
pigtailsboy 2 years ago 2
lol class
smallrossy 2 years ago 3
hahaha
icaughtahaggis 2 years ago 2
ya clatty bastard!!pure dead quality man lol
blueeagle83 2 years ago 2
Aiiiiiiiiigh! xD
film237z 2 years ago
:( i can't understand anything
shakaama 2 years ago
Been there masel, but never claimed credit afore.
clutterbells 2 years ago
HAHA classic!
beatsanctuary 2 years ago
Haha ! Love it :P
And I now Know what it means :P
JayFurner 3 years ago
I don't get it :O :P
JayFurner 3 years ago
This is quality!
and it means he had a wank
ElChristo 3 years ago 2
It's cos he was in the toilet by himself and he rubbed one out, ripped the heed, choked the chiken, beat the bishop, polished the rocking horse, stripped the fig, whipped the frog, whacked the cyclops, test-fired the one-eyed yogurt thrower, had a tug of war with the skin flute, debugged the purple-helmeted warrior of love, played pocket polo with the soft soap dispenser, tickled the mango, wrestled the dragon's tail, unloaded the morning missile, kneaded Willy the one-eyed wonder-worm
MCewan432 2 years ago 52
You must be a real Glasweegian...Hope you don't mind if i use a few of your quality turns of phrase...LOL
bucktoe123 2 years ago
lol aye i'm from scotland but im no from glasgow. aye go on ma personal favourite has to be "test-fired the one-eyed yougurt thrower" :L
MCewan432 2 years ago
where in scotland are you from?
i like "tickled the mango" it is so random...LOL
I love the Still Game series too.
Just visited Scotland in Feb. and loved it.
There's tons of you lot in Canada...
keep up the good work..
bucktoe123 2 years ago 3
I'm not from Scotland but went to Glasgow Uni, great City!
pillwatson 2 years ago 4
I am just finishing my sociology degree at Brock in Niagara and i'm trying to figure out a way to go to school in scotland for the summer to get a few credits...do you have contact info for the Uni? when did you graduate? what did yu think of the school? have a good day
bucktoe123 2 years ago
@bucktoe123 fuck off you cheeky cunt, go back to the colonies
Pawnbroker00 1 year ago
@Pawnbroker00 Wow, i posted a comment to someone else a year ago and you are upset? ha,ha... such class, i'm sure your mother is proud... have a fine day
bucktoe123 1 year ago
lmao
KyranTV 2 years ago
Goosed the duck?
DouglasJBender 2 years ago
@MCewan432 shook hands with the president
jimmy2k4o 7 months ago
HA, what a belta!!!
baldyholly79 3 years ago
LOFL
cobaltredux 3 years ago
Haha, only a scotsman could agree with this ^^ lol
MakeshiftGasLeak 3 years ago 25
14 yer arse ye probli dini no wit ae day :))
mclhtid 3 years ago 4
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i joined the milehigh club wen i waz 14
maxdemond 4 years ago
kool whats yer da's name
themassivebastard 3 years ago
haha
2redpens 2 years ago
QUALITY
chrissybett 4 years ago 4
i luv chewing the fat
GFB102 5 years ago 5