The Three Musketeers (1993): The Escape

[1987AnimeBoy]

The one who disliked this video must be either the Cardinal or Gerald.

[Swordmaster1993]

Porthos: Shampane?

Athos: We're in the middle of a chase Porthos

Porthos: You're right, something red.

[beesmith91]

"You can't have any, you're too young." Love that line. :-)

[johnnychristrulez777]

HAHAHA 00:50 BOOM HEADSHOT!

[AnimeAngel88]

Porthos is by far the best of the Musketeers in this group XD

[SailorSaturn143]

Aha! Cardinals Sacred Snack Chamber!

lol Porthos

[MediaHallofFame]

Why didn't the cardinals guards just run round the flaming carriage. It also worked out well that there was four horses pulling it

[kyriotsu]

One person is a Cardinal's Guard.

[AliceInWonderland85]

Best line: That's it, next time you drive. 

[Dige85cph]

I love that fact that Charlie Sheen is a man of God in this movie, hehe..

[The1947partition]

DONT LOSE UR HEAD HAHAHA

[gingerviolette]

slytherinprincess, i could hang with you! do you love oliver platt in this as much as i do?

[SlytherinPrincess427]

Porthos : champagne?

Aramis : were in the middle of a chase Porthos.

Porthos : your right, something red.

Aramis: chuckle.

Porthos : for a chase, the cardinal recommends his 24 carboine. you can't have

any your to young.

Aramis : take the rains boy, thank you

Porthos : the picnic was delicious the champagne excellent remind me to send the cardinal a note.

[JPGuitarGuyFutrell]

@SlytherinPrincess427 lol, its Cabarnet :P however... that line is absolutely brilliant!!

[hackerhaterhugo]

this axe was a gift to me by the czarina of tokyo... u know somethings going down

[pinkdrink1]

It's hilarious to see Gerard, the redhead mocking D'Artagnan in the opening bits here, and realize that in 3 years after this movie was made, he would become The Doctor. (8th Doctor).

[BlitzChaos09]

This is my favorite part in the whole movie. Thanks for posting.

[emilitacastillo]

beautiful horses

[BlitzChaos09]

@emilitacastillo I agree.

[WestAero13]

"You can't have any, you're to young"

LOL

[tinytessaa10]

you cant have any your to young lol x

[DazzledRose3193]

is the film really split into two halves for the dvd version? ive read the reviews saying its split, and you have to flip the dvd to continue watching. Can you get a DVD which doesn't need to do thjat?

[SamR1962]

@DazzledRose3193 Not on my copy, it's all on the same side.

[DazzledRose3193]

@SamR1962 oh good :) its just on amazon it said, it really worried me. Where did you get your copy?

[SamR1962]

@DazzledRose3193 I actually forget, Wal Mart, maybe Borders or Target.

[DazzledRose3193]

AHA! the cardinals sacred snack chamber! lol

[springerjkreb]

"For a chase, the Cardinal reccomends his excelent '24 Cabinet. You can't have any, you're too young."

[jedigrip]

this is like my favorite part out of the whole movie. It is filled with some funny and good lines. I like it when the gun gets pulled out of the bible and the french guy screams. at the very last part of the movie the freach guy is soo funny.

[Jazzy1603]

Would be great if you can upload the whole movie...would that be possible?

[TheStarSorceress]

When the red haired guys screams "D'Artagnan", I burst out laughing every time.

[WestAero13]

Porthos has WAY to many awesome lines in this scene

[Wierdperson31]

d'Artagnan! Don't lose your head!

[hudson0815]

-Champagne ?

-We're in the middle of a chase porthos !

- you're right. Something red.

LOOOOOOL

[dunulupo2]

the most funny is porthos thnks for posting

[tudorHB]

Pistol out tha Bible, Charlie Sheen what a legend

[InFondRemembrance]

Porthos is such a frat boy.

[dake06]

I love this scene XD

[tigerslml123]

thats it next time you drive lol......porthose the brandy...hmm what a waste lolz yet again porthos cracks me up!!!!!

[tigerslml123]

love portose he crackes me up he one of the best people in this movie if he was my age i wuld date the guy lol

[Issus38]

1000 gold pieces on each of their heads, dead or alive. I prefer .... dead.

[Janiqua]

OMG! I forgot all about that obnoxious "Don't lose your head" guy! I MUST rewatch this movie. And Porthos and fantastic. "You can't have any, you're too young."

[Ovrkyl]

Stealing the Cardinal's carriage to make an escape. Classic balls. Just like Robin Hood stealing the Sheriff's horse to make his escape.

[scottydawg1234567]

This is the end of the line, gentlemen, I hope you enjoed the ride.

Porthos, the brandy.

Oh, what a waste!

LOL!!!

[tgear77]

Oliver Platt is the best thing about this movie. He cracks me up with his quips. "That's it! Next time, you drive!"

[comanderofthepack]

Yeah he is so funny! Cracks me up all the time in the full movie!

[ALPHA000102]

Props mistake. At 6:24 when the burning carraige in rolling down the hill, you can see a United States flag in the background.

[TheOneandOnlyFreddie]

Not United States flag. Catalonia flag. From the kingdom of Aragon, Hispania, today called Spain.

[slycyberguy]

It's not the US flag. It's just a flag with red and white stripes. No blue area with white stars

[bertiersgurl246]

"This axe was a gift to me from the Czarina of Tokyo." LOL. "AHA! The Cardinal's scared snack chamber." LO frickin L!

"Champagne?" "We're in the middle of a chase Porthos!" "You're right. Something red."

"This picnic was delicious. The champagne was excellent. Remind me to send the Cardinal a note!"

"The Cardnial is conspiring against the king!" "Tell us something we don't know!"

"That's it. Next time, you drive."

Golly, i love this movie. lol.

[t5y665yrty56]

whats suuch a big deal about him being a gascon? Were the gascons in rebellion or something?

[Janiqua]

I think Gascons were just known for their tempers.

[xjinta]

"1000 goldpieces on each of their heads, dead or alive! ... I prefer... dead." His smile! XD This movie is hilarious

[Dagonet1990]

Why does the guy who doesn't like d'Artagnan have a voice like that?

[bertiersgurl246]

That's a good question. But it's funny! lol

[chiazme]

Actually Disney adapted Jules Vernes and didn't make a mess of it. Dumas was already transforming historical facts on his own free time, but not this way...I believe in France we think it's not OK to completely transform historical facts...and... sorry, did you say that an action movie is an excuse to do so?

[Issus38]

Don't loose your head...

[chiazme]

Terrible. Is this the way Americans see French History, or is it just a movie made by semi moron who's never read a word written by Dumas...Mmmh...I think either way I'm right.

[Catwiz]

Amen to that.

[alwaysdreaming99]

Americans don't really care about history... they care about fun action movies.

[chiazme]

Maybe that's why they haven't won a single war in 40 years.

[murmillo42]

its Disney for god sake their not actually the most historical people they don't keep to history at all that much so don't pay attention to them and don't blame the whole country

[erunilmo]

You are too serious. It's a Disney movie, ok?

[755829]

is there anywhere where i can watch the hole thing plz ?

[KrazyMagik]

can someone put the whole movie??

[redhead61]

@KrazyMagik agreed

[walkertr52]

I do love the three musketeers.