iPwn -- The Girl Gamer (w/ LisaNova) -- iPhone Ad Parody

[DomoKitteh77]

my brother tried searching IPwn in the apple store XD

[jesterletsplays]

read the book XD

[1001lool]

#LOL

[thegreenseven]

soldier boy remix... dear god...

[PurcyJ]

newb .. lawl , ima gurl gamer ,.. best weapon gail supressor .. lawl

[xnemesisx09]

@PurcyJ your not wanted. goodbye.

[AnishaMahulda]

GET‵‵`A,.◜IPHONE'``FREE,..

ｗｗｗ․IPHONE4UFREE․TK



[BigBrosFilms]

pause @ 0:22 she FLICKS US OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iamburgy]

@BigBrosFilms You sir, are blind.

[ikendusnietjij2]

None of the Apple products were made to have good REAL gaming in them.

The only reason there is gaming for mac is because Valve and Blizzard etc. have made their games to run on mac

A gamer girl is a girl who plays REAL games. This does not include stuff like farmville.

[VanNicky75]

Wow people are correcting her in the comments. Addicted to WoW? Yes.

[SantaSyndrome]

FACEPALM FIELD DAY!!!!!!!!!1

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[starfucker00]

Souja Boy remixes? Dear god.

[pirokavux]

Why bloodgod, why

[Omegaman40]

>double kills and stealth mobility

what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?

first off, paladins can't stealth you fucking actor cuntbag, second, there's no such thing as a "double kill" in WoW. Why can't apple do their goddamn research or just stop trying to play to the "gamer" audience?

[mooeythemooseman]

INCOMING /V/. BRACE YOURSELVES

[NottinghamL4c3]

Apple? Games?

PFFFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHA

[AndyNolastname]

YES IM A GIRL, DON'T HIT ON ME SILLY BOYS :3

[kawkwang]

hey guest what ! i'm a real gamer and i only play ptp (place tation portable)

[PhantomOfPanton]

LMAO, you were a gamer you wouldn't be using an apple product

[navebucketdude]

@PhantomOfPanton i am a gamer and while i play my 5 shin megami tensei games i use my mac to chart my demon fusion charts and social link choices and play music out of my speakers i hooked up to my mac.

[PhantomOfPanton]

@navebucketdude

The fuck is a demon fusion chart? lulz

And holy shit, you can hook SPEAKERS up to a Mac?! I always wanted a computer that could do that!

[navebucketdude]

@PhantomOfPanton what a rpg noob.

[PhantomOfPanton]

@navebucketdude

Bro, brah, broooo, stop talking about weapons

[navebucketdude]

@PhantomOfPanton what a weapons noob

[PhantomOfPanton]

@navebucketdude

Bro, brah, broooo, you ever heard of a troll?

[navebucketdude]

@PhantomOfPanton what a troll noob

[PhantomOfPanton]

@navebucketdude

kk

[Starioshka]

@PhantomOfPanton If she were a gamer she wouldn't play world of whorecraft.

[sweet58441]

@PhantomOfPanton FINALLY THANK YOU SOMEONE WHO GETS IT!!! fucking apple

[Cantfeelmehlegs]

Well...they COULD make some piece of tech that similar to a wireless networking device that would allow you to perform multiple tasks like WoW, Counterstrike, MW2, and blah, blah... But that be too easy... And who'd ever do anything... I mean... If you just bought a laptop, then you could sit and be cool at Starbucks : /

[Ilikemustard]

I fucking hate it when some idiot's like "I'm a gamer, I play Wow, I have a less than level 80 character, lolol"

[bokken87]

really? REALLY? people who play warcraft actually think having i high level makes you COOLER?? omfg what is the world coming to? disgusting....

[Ilikemustard]

No. But you can't really classify yourself as a 'gamer' who 'plays' WoW when you're below level 80. Because the game really only starts when you hit 80. Below that is just training really. The tutorial.

[CrazyFlippingMonkeys]

@Ilikemustard I fucking hate it when some idiot's like "I'm a gamer, I play Wow all day long instead of going to college or getting a job, I have 20 different characters on 10 servers, lolol"

[Ilikemustard]

@CrazyFlippingMonkeys

I am going to university and have a job. You don't need to have no life to actually be good at a game.

[momoseport]

all subscribe me and I sub back its safe and no wast of time ;-) but leave an message after subbing me ;-)

[ITSJUSTSOMERANDOMPIE]

... I didn't get it... i think its cause i have a life... :O

[KieferMicallef]

@ITSJUSTSOMERANDOMPIE nope. its because your retarded. Pretty simple concept to understand whether or not you play video games.

[Subertogger]

iPwn Yes please!

I also want to frag noobs with touchpad display!

[alexbmwm6]

epic

[PAINmedia]

why not buy a gaming laptop =p

[LucaviAD]

LOL!

Your iPwn is nothing once I put on my wizard hat & robes!

[soupspoonproductions]

Epic

[6shnuggle6]

This girl is a girl gamer just as the models in Macdonald's commercial really work at Macdonald's. Ha.

[samljer]

lol

[AndxRo]

i would ambush you from behind with my stealthed "rogue" babe anytime!

so BOOBS OR GTFO!

[SkiFree32]

Even though it is spelled as "pwn" you pronounce it as "own"

[Fangsbbz]

fragment, thats what flies out of the grenade when it detonates - fragments/shrapnel etc.

[odez982]

is it me or theres no sense of humor in this

[mattdogg65]

that's the point she was supposed to be serious

[aqualovr9]

@odez982

Actually there is. It's irony.

[wwewwewweww]

coll if it can run aion I am getting it

[Gooderz21]

That was the sexiest video I've ever seen

[Thomas534]

omfg. is there any people in the world who can say pwn the right way?

[crapkillerz]

How do you say it? I say

pohwn

[Thomas534]

well. i have always said it like pewn and i'm pretty sure that's the right way. but tbh i was kinda mad that day :D

[crapkillerz]

I say pohwn because according to rumor, it originated by someone hitting the P key instead of O in OWN.... Which makes sense, because they are next to eachother

[Thomas534]

good point

[Fangsbbz]

frag noobs :']

[mattdogg65]

what does frag mean?

[Mibmu]

Frag means when you (or somebody) kill somebody in games like Counter-Strike.

for example:

"Oh, you fragged me!" or...

"Look at my stats, I have 20 frags (kills)!"

[morrowindarcherman]

Im always suspicious when someone uses tinyurl

[louie000007]

me too, its all anonymous until u click on it. and what does tinyurl stand for anyway?

[morrowindarcherman]

tinyurl is suposed to make the link shorter so it can easily fit in a description. However, its been abused because it hides the website name and there for the content cannot be interprated. That being, tinyurl links are generaly rickrolls, viruses or porn

[louie000007]

lol, rickrolls!

[theboombody]

So that's how PWN is pronounced. Don't matter cause I'd never say it.

[louie000007]

IPHONE SUX! id rather use a rotary phone, uuuuuu new shiny iphone, Moto Q bitches!

[theboombody]

Awesome. I want to see a rotary phone too.

[TechHax]

too poor?

[louie000007]

lol nope. ive just hated apple products since the 1rst ipod with no mp3 playback (which i never bought becuz of it). ever since ive kept away from anything with apple on it. sure they have implemented mp3 playback since, wow. *sarcasm* thanx ipod...any manufacturer that hinders my entertainment in anyway, can go fuck themselves :) so im sure ur very happy with all ur apple products. go get that new app4 ur phone that blows it up lol (referencing recent reports of iphone's exploding, no joke)

[louie000007]

by the way, my last 2 phones ive had have been the moto q and moto q9c bought at then retail price. incase u wanted to know asshole! moto q9c still going STRONG!

[TechHax]

im so sorry i didnt mean to hit reply ... im new to youtube, i was trying to put new comment in. "too poor" as in this video (i didnt like it very much)

[louie000007]

understood

[buhbuhbreebree]

Halarioussssssss name. =p iPwn. lol but c'mon if you really where a girl gamer, effff that little touch thing, ........*New gen.

[bekloppterkeks93]

lol ipwn xDDD

ill get me 1 xDDDD

[GustavoKraison]

ronaldo

[kyle13500]

ijizz

[Jjjazzj4]

lmao

[2Girls1Asian]

lol enchanted ditches are fun!

[xXMegan1111Xx]

ipwn haha that's so funny :DD

[willfox12345]

playing games with the iphone sucks

[gorerydr]

FAGGOT

[swefighter92]

HAHAHAHA WTF?! this was the funniest shit ever ROFLROFL! XD

[GBPpro]

Haha. I like how "iPwn" sounds like iPhone. It makes it great.

[mbb123]

oh yeah i guess it takes a genius to figure that out

[HUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR]

Whores belong in the kitchen.

[usukbigdik]

YYYYEEEEAAAAA  BBBBBBOOOOOOiiiiiiiiiiiii

[ELITEnoOBno2]

Right.. :D

[SkillerUPAY]

she is fricken hawt!

[CursedPloss]

Awesome

[ihatehenley]

jesus... they say sex sells, choose a nicer looking girl next time I-fags

[TheSSSFilms]

saw ur book

[dragon3658]

dude... say what you want.... it wont get to me.. i dont car that your porbably twelve... but im twentie.. so with that matter gone... ill take my leave...

[DBrit222]

and yet dragon your spelling is appauling ,

Care

Probably

Twenty

:D

and to be honest, you both Suck with Grammar.

[DBrit222]

someone is now feeling insecure me thinks.....most probably the second rule of a bully brain applies to you , brain resembles that of a caveman so such person lashes out with angry and arguementative statements. absolute dweeb ....

[dragon3658]

what are you even talking about brace face.....

[DBrit222]

and your obviously a dumb one aswell. its not to hard to comprehend what i was saying. but i must forgive you seeing as you were obviously born with 47 chromosomes.

[magisprall]

.......your a stupid little fag yourself for saying 47....

because teh pwnage comeback would be saying he had 45 as in missing one... they think some of the smartest people ever, einstein, Da vinci could have had 47, which would have been an evolutionary trait....

but you wouldn't know that would you having only

45

chromosomes.

[dragon3658]

what are you talking about brac face

[DBrit222]

47,XYY syndrome is associated with an increased risk of learning disabilities and delayed development of speech and language skills.

i used 47 because i was refering to the way he was speaking . linking it to the delayed development of speech and language skills...

[FreshAzImIz62]

u pwnd them! i'm on ur side

[DBrit222]

thank you , if they had actually read up on the less well known mutation of the 47 chromosomes , they would have known it causes a slower development of speech and language skills , relating back to my first point that he can't spell :D . so all in all i think i won :D thank you btw.

[dragon3658]

why would you say something like that..... : /

[evelutionz]

my 80gb ipod have a gold writing on the back saying " ipwn " XD got in in 2008

good vid lol

[enti101]

that was dumb no offence

[acidglow]

cool

[FewlzAreKewlz]

Lisa Nova has gotten fat

[supadox]

true

[snillocnoremac]

... HAHAHA  :-D

[gregair]

This is nice. Love lisanova

[kgonepostl]

Who the hell wrote this?

First of all it's pronounced "own"

Second of all you don't frag in an mmo ala the only game most girl "gamers" play and call themself "gamers"

Oh and the iphone sucks too.........every apple peripheral sucks..sansa ftw!

[pkb4112]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[Brudda2daman]

Shut up.

[Fma1416]

AHAHAHAHAHA

Shut up.

[honuecker]

The reason I don't like hearing it pronounced "pone" is because it sounds like something being forced up your ass. "I totally just poned that guy."

Secondly I think it's pathetic that people freak out about it. It's a stupid video game slang thing.

Thirdly, kgonepostl is ignorant.

Have a nice day.

[laidinspain]

you say you think its pathetic that people freak out about it but you say it sounds like having something forced up your ass? umm contradiction much? or do you believe you are pathetic yourself?

[c1k2]

I was just posting my opinion. No need to get hostile.

[gloalath]

lol noob its pronounced "own"

[pkb4112]

are you kidding me!?! this is so pathetic ahahah

[Heavykani]

lulz.

[Bleuming]

IPwn, Thats cool !

[ReezeGoingSenseless]

dammit, thats cool!

..Ipwn

[millgiass]

Bleh soulja boy? lame.

[kutukutuk]

lmao. lisa nova!

[elredplague]

This cracks me up, how she said "pone". What a nooblol. She's just a girl she doesn't know any better. Next thing you know she'll tell us how halo 3 revolutionized the gaming world. :D

[blackzerebra]

Couldnt have said it better myself

[cldrules]

girl gamers rock! YEEA!

[Regnomus]

stupid whore

[StephXGamer]

lmao

[Ultramarine646]

LOL. I need to subscribe for more of this.

[nithin1997]

Hey Alan, Nice Video. Even though it wasn't a gag-laugh-prank it still is pretty good. Keep up the good work.

P.S. I read your book and it was awesome! I'm starting out on youtube so it really helped!

[ultimateuchihalord]

i pwned her ass,and pussy

[callmejake22]

lol girls suck at online gaming

[JazmyneQQloo]

Hey I'm a pretty damn good player!

[gnurider7185]

depends which game... haha nah there are some really good ones out there, rare however

[JazmyneQQloo]

I play wow css halo left 4 dead call of duty

[maninwhitedress]

inside gamer joke ho ho ho

[izzy411rox]

haha, nice.

[TheGreatAndMightyMe]

Awesome. I wish I had ideas like this.

[dannyab3]

why is lisanova in like everyones video BUT hers lol

[dctcool]

Closed Caption Fails

Dammit Youtube why do you continue to frequently break your site, are you guys running a contest to see who can make more people irritated or something

Still like this video though Alan

[pampampizza]

I appreciate the subtitles.

[limpsmokie]

love it

[Tyruss]

she's pronouncing pwn wrong, what a fail =P

[emptycorp]

Wrong, pwn is NOT pronounced "own" like fail jeremy pronounces it in pure pwnage because he's canadian and wouldn't know any better.

[ScottKowalczyk]

hooray for girl gamers they keep me frm being bottom of the leaderboards lmao sorry 2 all u girl gamers but it is so true

[treymason]

what was the music in the backround???

[thatonegirludontknow]

Lol I want =D

[ImBeverley]

GIRL GAMERS UNITE! :D

[Mayokitty7]

LOL girl gamers FTW! Yay for the smallest minority on the planet.

[InvaderNatDT]

no that would be girl programmers, lol

[CloudMeetsSky]

i hate how gaming is so cool now.i remember a time when i was little and gaming was not cool and geeky now its the in thing.what next DnD becomes really cool.they cant take my DnD away form me.

[monkeysk8er33]

Gaming was always cool. Do you know how long G4 has been around? D&D is cool too, not like MTV cool, but actually cool cool. 4.0 just came out recently and there's going to be a new feature where you can play D&D online in a 3d environment and do all sorts of kick ass stuff.

[CloudMeetsSky]

i know im pretty stoaked for it.

[TamiyaRunner]

gaming is still not cool. the cool thing is cars and chicks

[CloudMeetsSky]

and that sir is why you fail at life.cars and chicks are to overplayed and for frat boys who like there buddys to fuck them in the ass.

[TamiyaRunner]

And only the reason why you DONT fail at life is because your stuck in your nearly-dead mom's basement playing world of warcraft. Nice, just keep digging your own grave buddy ;D

[CloudMeetsSky]

my moms only 42 and i dont play wow so looks like you just failed yet again.have fun with getting pounded in the ass.

[TamiyaRunner]

Explain where you got the homosexual referance....I really would like to know. Maybe it was a past experiance? Its time to move on.

[monkeysk8er33]

Why are you even watching this if you don't like video games? It's the whole point of the video! She's talking about gaming. Girls are idiots, and cars are used for traveling, they're not that fucking great jeez. Get a fucking life.

[roytje1993]

soo i guess your gay? if you say girls are idiots

[monkeysk8er33]

Wow. I think you are THE stupidest person I have ever talked to on youtube. You should really think before you type, because that made no sense. I said girls are stupid. I never said that I don't like girls, nor did I say that I was gay. I simply said, "girls are idiots", because they are. I've never met a truly smart female. So next time you say ignorant things, I suggest you think twice before saying them and making yourself look stupid.

[Mayokitty7]

You've never met a truly intelligent female? Jezzus, where the hell do you fucking live? Maybe you need to get out more, and go to a tourney or something. The stereotype that all girls are idiots is the worst I've heard. Albeit, around 95% of all the teenage girls are fucking retards [I shall be part of the 5%], but that's just one age group.

If you need further disproof of ALL giels being idiots, talk to me and you'll consider your judgement again.

[monkeysk8er33]

Well, you did spell 'girls' wrong, but I'm not going to give you grief for that. I live in southern California, and girls down here are the stupidest out of anywhere else in the world.

[thingy56]

i disagree i live in florida all the hot girls are retards...

[TheFriendsInMyHead]

amen