Attention K-Mart Shoppers

[2ndrealityprojectfan]

...Must...Resist...! ...Aw, what the hell. WELCOME TO COCK-MART! SPECIAL ON MANCHOWDER IN AISLE SIX!

[METALMAN4Wii]

I use to mess around on the PA when I worked at K-mart especially at closing time I gave the shoppers a minute per minute warning when were closing. so 5 4 3 2 1 then 30 second then 15 then were closed and yet I was never yelled at they had no idea I was being a smart ass....?

[Sallyallie89]

@METALMAN4Wii My store should do this. People love to come up to the register 5 minutes after we closed, and most of the time they decide to bring a cart load of s***, rather than a few small items.

[METALMAN4Wii]

@Sallyallie89 I had one guy pop out from hiding 15 minutes after my store closed with a cart full of stuff I remember it was over $200 worth. because my asshole Manager made me put my till back in and ring the guy up. I wanted to say to him "dam why don't you just get on your hands and knees and give the man a blow job why your at it". but I would have been fired for sure.....!

[Sallyallie89]

@METALMAN4Wii My store wouldn't have done that. They would have just had the guy go to the service desk because if I'm correct my managers have to stay there for an extra 15 minutes after closing to do whatever it is they have to do, while cashiers leave. If I had to do what you had to do I would have treated that customer like s***. Not to the point where it's overly noticeable, but just enough to let him know he's an a**.

[METALMAN4Wii]

@Sallyallie89 I told him when we say 1 minute till closing we mean it and next time were not going to ring him up....!

[Sallyallie89]

@METALMAN4Wii lol, what did he say in response?

[METALMAN4Wii]

@Sallyallie89 He said your making Money aren't you I said no Kmart is making Money. im making maybe an extra 15¢ Ringing you up and I think I said I rather be home playing my Gamecube. it's being 2001 at the time and I was trying to beat Luigi's Mansion which I did in 2 days....!

[Sallyallie89]

@METALMAN4Wii lol, good response. I'm the same way. When my time is up, I want out of there asap. I could care less about the extra 5 or 10 cents. Besides, people like him have ALL DAY to come to Kmart. It's like "Hey buddy, you had from 8am until 10pm to shop. That's 14 hours. If you aren't free at all within those 14 hours then shop online!!!" ... I'd love to stay that, but I'd get fired of course =p

[Sallyallie89]

@Sallyallie89 say*

[METALMAN4Wii]

@Sallyallie89 Dam Right were not there Slaves....!

[NYKID10014]

LAME dumb ass

[scorpiogirl100]

this is boring

[kcphaid]

Laaaaaaammmmmmeeee

[METALMAN4Wii]

2.36 dam that's a huge ass Kmart super center like 4x the store I use to work at.....!

[srpbugleboy]

Love the accent when you say "attention kmart shoppers"

[BrooklynBaller101]

k-martUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­USUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK

[GamingHD]

U R ALSO A K MART SHOPPER !!!

[amykrzykowski]

go smoke some weed already

[951oct]

hahaha! lol! classic!

[AsboDolche]

your voice is so annoying it sounds like a fly in a jar

[paulbhensley]

THAT was totally hillarious! it's an excellent attack on big box stores but kmart is trying to get away from that image. i just wish you would have attacked walmart instead.

[TheTatterdemalion2]

Attacking Wal-Mart would be nice. But then I couldn't use the phrase "Attention K-Mart Shoppers," could I?

[andrewsallee]

I have to make announcement at my local k mart, so i was obviously like "we don't have policies like that..." But I still found it pretty funny.

Then again... maybe different district have different rules... I don't know.

[JeffersonDinedAlone]

@TheTatterdemalion2 Sure you could. "Attention K-Mart shoppers, wouldn't you really rather shop at Wal-Mart?"

[HaNnAhMoNtAnA7799]

australian kmart is way better !!

[PineBrookMotorLodge]

I do not like big business either. Even in motels.

There is a HUGE contrast between Days Inn Motel,,Inc. and Pine Brook Motor Lodge Inc.

PBML, Inc is much nicer then DIM, Inc

One is company owns hundred of motels.

The Gupta Family only owns one.

[Spade208]

2:59> I felt like I was really there! The humanity!

[qwandiddy]

2:15> I miss that old Kmart looking building- so classic.

[qwandiddy]

better than dirty stanky ass Supercenter Walmart. But Super Target is beautiful.

[xxx666kyle]

F++K YOU!!!!

[gratex]

oh yeah this is why i subscribed to you.

[blobles]

this isn't scary or anything just do it. k

1.hold your breff now

2.copy then post to another video

3.if you have done this with out the smallest breff trust me u r a great kisser sorry had to try it!

[deathfam01]

shut up, do you think your cool when you do that

[beebee890]

lol relly 5 stars

[xxx666kyle]

k-mart is my favorite store, some people cant afford high prices

[PineBrookMotorLodge]

I agree, big stores and the Verichip are bad. For instance, look what happens when factory farms raise animals. By the way, I also got this playing through a set of 1960 Jensen speakers.

[pearberryspritz]

This made me laugh...and the sad, sad thing is...a lot of it is TRUE!

[schwabbamoose]

FYI-Kmart laid off all Loss Prevention (plainclothes detectives) in all Risk Level 1 stores. That means most any small town Kmart. Someone told me to copy and paste this, sounds good to me!

[vfreeck]

Seriously, who shops at K-mart now-a-days?

Fuck them!

[Alfrunk]

Absolute nonsense. Oh no! Please tell us how to live you understanding, wise liberals! Tell us what we do and don't need!! We can't decide for ourselves. Fucking immature idiocy.

[TheTatterdemalion2]

Ooh, so much resentment. And for what?

And from the way you seem to assign the word "liberal" simply to people you don't like, rather than on any sort of foundation, I assume you don't actually know what liberalism is.

And it's not immature idiocy, you...poopyhead.

[Alfrunk]

What you're engaging in is anti-capitalist propoganda - which is one of the disgusting specialties of modern liberals - so yes, i know exactly what liberalism is as it pertains to this vid. As if you don't drive a car, fly on planes, or participate in a consumer culture? nice try douuuuuuche

[TheTatterdemalion2]

Capitalism is a liberal idea...

...and this isn't propaganda, so that's another word you don't know...

...and I don't drive a car (I live in New York), so the joke's on you...

[Alfrunk]

Actually, if you live in New York, the joke is definitely on you, but i digress. Liberals todaydo not support capitalist ideas. The democrats and thur income redistribution and nationalized (socialized) health care programs are anything but. Sadly, many republicans are guilty of being very liberal as well. When will Atlas Shrug the deadbeats off??

[TheTatterdemalion2]

Silly Alfrunk, when will you ignorant hicks see that we, the mighty intellectuals of society, must use our positions of intellectual power to provide for you, the lowly paupers of society? We do not want to waste our energy and effort helping uneducated slime like you, but it is our duty as your superiors to work for you, no matter how ignorant, uneducated and common you filth may be. Do you not understand? No, I didn't think you would.

[KeiuroFan]

That cracked me up, well done!!!! XD 5/5*

[ghosthand22]

This is a great piece of work.

Its great how you conveyed serious matter in a comical way!

also know as a satire?

not too sure

*subscribed*

[QuinnEGorges]

Subscribing. Thanks, 8rf, for sending me the video.

Yippee. Mock the man!

[QuinnEGorges]

1:08-1:10, burst out laughing.

[SohoSquare]

Who do we bribe to get this played in a K-Mart? :)

[mistaspot1]

They have those phones you can use. Search Wal-mart prank.

[mistaspot1]

i got arrested for stealing from a k-mart when i was 13 in san antonio. i later ended up working there in high school. that picture of a big cement building and parking lot in the middle of a wilderness speaks volumes.

good video.

[woosteria]

This perfectly sums up my feelings about big box stores...I used to think Kmt was marginally more civilized than Wmt, but after a recent horrible shopping experience there, I'll not be returning to either for a very very long time.

[TheTatterdemalion2]

Aren't all shopping experiences horrible?

[cookingupastory]

And they have multiplied like rabbits all across the landscape.

[roodala]

I really hate that store.

[TheTatterdemalion2]

The only thing I hate more than Kmart is Wal-Mart, and the only thing I hate more than Wal-Mart is Idaho.

[luvingaznboys]

but that is where the potato come from :]

[pennilesscripple]

good one tatterd

boycott big box stores

i look forward to the day they are crumbling, overgrown with vines, home to mice and birds

[BIndeed]

like the ruins of ancient rome/greece... except there'll be nobody glorifying their previous existence... instead it'll be part of a story told to youngsters of the stone gardens of the past, possibly, as they pass by in migration...

[BIndeed]

actually, i dont know bout that migration thing... but the rest sounds good.

[zezt]

GREAT video!!............god loorrrrd what a fukin shitty place it is isn't it...?

[8rf]

man, you are brilliant....