Mass Effect 2 Falcon Punch!

[origamiboy55617]

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[LordManda2]

Harbinger: I have come with an army to assume control of this galaxy! All will bow before-

Reporter: Hi, KalishaalJilani, Westerlund News! Your big news as the new conquerer of the galaxy, can I have an interview? :D

Harbinger: uhhhh...

Rep: So is it true you ordered the Collectors to blast apart Shepard's original ship, costing the alliance one of it's most valueable-

Harbinger: IV HAD ENOUGH WITH YOUR INSULTING REMARKS! *particle beam to the face*

Rep: you... son of a... *dies*

[Hunterstiq]

The look on Commander Shepard's face was Extremely funny 00:29

Rough translation: You..... Got..... To.......F**KING KIDDING ME! I am gonna punch this B*tch

[TheGamingfan144]

Is she suicidal? Or does she love to get ''SHepard Pawned''? The Specters have paparazzis too I guess.

[themanclaw2]

ME1: I've had it with your snide insinuations.

ME2: I've had it with your disingenuous assertions.

ME3: I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES...

[deathrooster14]

@themanclaw2 I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING REAPERS IN THIS MOTHER FUCKING GALAXY!

[MisterMortarious]

Your shep looks like am older Olivia Wilde... (unrelated comments ftw!)

[khaotic0n3]

Khalisah must like getting punched cuz if you watch the vids at the Shadow Broker's Lair, there's one of her interviewing a krogan and he punches the shyt out of her - she literally goes flying. LOL

[DahPurpleHippo]

It seems like almost every fem shep looks the same. Yours is almost exactly the same as mine, sept the hair.

[ScottJackson117]

Why couldnt they have made the reporter look like Cooper Lawrence?

[Klaus1386]

I've had enough of your bullshit! /punches *fixed*

[LazyMan9000]

If I may quote a particular line from Old School: "THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, MAN! THAT'S HOW YOU *DEBATE*!"

Also, every one in the Alliance eventually DID see that... and nodded approvingly.

[Wolfsrain90]

Miranda: "Oh shit, she's about to get mad. Time to GTFO."

[Ninkyo893]

It's funny watching the surveillance videos after you take over the Shadow Broker's base and seeing this reporter get her ass kicked on several occasions.

;-D

[PeekaPeep]

@Ninkyo893 The one with her and the volus was GOLD!!! LOL

XD

[SpaghettiToaster]

Femshepards are the worst trolls in the universe.

[JDDragon2009]

She so mad as if (as can be seen in LotSB) your the only person who punches her. Everyone Punches Her!

[Peelzkeelz]

As a male Shepard it just sort of feels wrong to punch her even if she deserves it.. So I just prefer to verbally rape her :) as femshep I save before talking to her and I punch her over and over again :)

[KopperNeoman]

@Peelzkeelz Kind of a sexist sentiment... why can't guys punch the shit out of annoying reporters? :P

[AirWaterLandBuffalo]

Check vid. Did we get it? Nice.

[KlownSnypr]

I can't fully enjoy punching her in the face since it's something she wanted.

Out of curiosity does anyone else have a save dedicated just for this moment?

[b4k4h4x0r]

0:51

Nice derp eyes.

[VoodooFingerz]

@b4k4h4x0r Lmao, how did you notice?

[b4k4h4x0r]

@VoodooFingerz

I think my internet went out at the exact moment that part loaded so I was stuck staring at that image for like 30 seconds.

[Cango19]

Hey ur female shepard looks cool =)

[StratmanHSS]

Damn. For a renegade option, that is some very good vocabulary.

I wonder if there's a hidden Paragon option where you tell her off in Latin then punch her.

[StratmanHSS]

@StratmanHSS Satis iam de inesse tuum falsum! *Punch

[Thehuntingwolf]

She punched that reporter into her favorite store on the citadel

[tldragonking]

back to the kitchen!

[FinalNinja447]

pause at 0:51 to see Shepards stone cold face.

[Dragosmart]

Ouch. Female Shepard: Always the badass

[OMEGON312p255p99]

you fight like a krogan run like a leopard but u'll never be better than commander shepherd

[CatMaster87932]

This is 200% better as femshep rather than manshep.

[mynameisman66]

The first time I saw this I did it on my character who was a male, I was like "holy shit he fucking hit her!"

[SuperSouthparkfan12]

only one person is capable of the falcon punch and it is shepard

[magickingsly]

If that was a falcon punch she would have been set of fire and combusted simultaneously

[IGTEW2]

0:51 OMG what did you do?

[pikkupaska81]

pause at 0:50

[AnimusPipboy]

@pikkupaska81 Just a demon in her body.Not so big deal.

[disengagejam]

very hot female shep - looks almost like mine =D

[BeastF3]

that isn't a Falcon Punch!



[SupremeGameslord]

Oh.Hm.Odd.

Tnx for clearing that for me.

[Akisa37]

This complicated-named reporter is Shepard official punching ball, poor Shepard is under so much stress.

Did you get a message from daddy-Hackett telling you he was displeased with it after that ?

[SupremeGameslord]

Why is Renage action in this vid on the left side?It should be on the right side,not left.

[kefkapalazzo1]

@SupremeGameslord i guess because its pc

[SupremeGameslord]

@Aviored

Once they finish with Shepard trilogy and buzillion DLC's for Mass Effect 3,they probably will make MMO.

The sheer scope and amount of things in Mass Effect universe IS MMO material(story driven MMO) so it would be a shame if they don't do it.

[255gecko]

after she did that, she should of shot the camera

[FinalNinja447]

Should have broke the camera afterwards XD

[duncan7599]

How dare you harm a unarmed civilian. You are a discrace to the cerberus cause. Hand in all your military weapons and equipment and resign your commision effective immediatly.

[playGAMEStest]

watch?v=ELG_9pJENfs

[Babooshka00]

Can't you just shoot he camera afterwards? xD

[BenWhite9311]

she should probily wear a mouthguard in ME3

[SupremeGameslord]

There may be Mass Effect 4 some day and Mass Effect 5,and 6.

Mass Effect universe seems to be Bioware's/EA's new golden egg.

While after ME3 events Shepard/Reaper story might end,who's to say that there is not enough materials for 3 more games and countless DLC stuff.

Maybe some prequel stuff from Quarian perspective before,during and not long after Morning War.

You never know.

[Aviored]

@SupremeGameslord I'd like to see some kind of mass effect mmo.

[aceoftheworld1]

 Yes!

[harute1061]

How Is that a Falcon Puch!?

[Athanase48067]

I'd punch her just for that stupid name.

[Slodogk]

MUST FIND...CAPTAIN FALCON HELMET!!

[xXLDeusXx]

Thumbs up if you made a save before the meeting to repeat it as many times as you'd want! >:D

[Grimmomega]

1. Press CC at the bottom of the video.

2. Press Transcribe Audio

3. Skip to 0:46

4. ???

5. Profit.

[AranxNiomii]

xDD I could see Khalisah al-Jilani posting this on youtube expecting people to sympathize with her, and people are all "OMG LOL. REPLAY." No one likes that woman.

[augustovj]

@AranxNiomii rofl true

[AliPaliSmells]

" YOU BITCH ILL MAKE SURE EVERYONE IN THE ALLAINCE SEES THAT" admiral hackett turns on tv " in other news khalisah al jilani was brutally attacked by commander shepard yeterday" admiral hackett turns off tv" hey everybody khalisah got knocked by shepard yesterday. WOOOOOOOO GOOOO SHEPARD ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY SHAKE THAT BOOTY" millions of allaince personnel run into the room and start popping champagne and qouting shepard and doing mock punches.

[4ingP]

@AliPaliSmells Too far.

[Mcheetah]

Miss Shepard: "Sorry. Don't remember, don't care."

BUHLSHEET!

Khalisah: "Check vid. Did we get it? Nice!"

Guess she's used to getting punched in the mouth at full force...

[erasaka82]

if a news reporter goes up to me and presses questions, this is what im gonna do

[TheRealBarnez]

He name sounds like "Police have been seen in Al-Jalani.

[gamerdude1246]

Sucks for all Female Shepards , They are all treated like bitches and hookers

Ex:

In Omega the Batarian tells Female Shep to go the other way to the stripper club

And her she is called a bitch rofl

[Vetgo21]

Female Shepard:

Keeping it real in 2183

[MannersNo]

Im gonna get the ME3 achievement Triple Puncher!



[guitarguyism6]

0:20 (Renegade Option) And I bet Your face remembers my fist XP

[mrxyo]

0:30 o_O

:D :D :D

[MegaCollBoy]

eyes at 0:50 ....

[ShadowSerenityPrime]

Why is the reporters name so freakin long?! God it pisses me off, when I first met her I thought she was talking about a place!

I'd punch her just for that even if she wasn't a bitch lol :P

[Smyshey]

@vivamarisa

Aha yeah, I was just so happy when that happened that it brought a tear to my eye :').

[Smyshey]

Who else has noticed that once you have the Shadow Brokers ship you can see nearly everyone punching,kicking and headbutting this anoying reporter.

[Echo7099]

BEST PART OF THE GAME

[arreca09]

I am Commander Shepard and this is...-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL-.

[CaptainFordo2251]

wait,what? the reporter was black in the 1st Mass Effect

[TheRome111]

why does he always use sophisticated words i like it

[xShinobiDisasterx]

I see that FemShep had reach and Khalisah had flexibility

[devilthrig]

0:51 FATALITY

[7j8i9m]

Mass Effect 3 will end with Shapard strapping on a jetpack. All she needs to do is fly at a Reaper, land taht right hook, repeat until the invasion is over.

[PROkiller16]

@7j8i9m A punch so powerful, it can kill Chuck Norris.

[musikTECH]

i miss the "DUN" sound when she hit the floor in ME1

[farkatoon]

y u no blow up camera :L

[gmodzombieteam]

it's not a falcon paunch. it's a SHEPHARD PAUNCH!

[Yami6692]

I was hoping her to say "You bitch of a son!"

[uratoko]

1st i was like what the hell

then i was like omg poor girl

and in the end i was like damn bitch deserves another bitch slap!

[dnd2011]

Vegeta: Renegade for life

[TheDamnedPanda]

I'll make sure everyone in the Alliance sees that!

-TRANSCRIBE AUDIO-

all makes for everybody all right

[TheDamnedPanda]

Khalisah bint Sinan al-Jilani, Westerlund News.

-TRANSCRIBE AUDIO-

police have been seen in altoona

rofl

[TheDamnedPanda]

You bitch!

-TRANSCRIBE AUDIO-

yes.

lololololololololololololololo­l

[TheDamnedPanda]

If true, you told Admiral Hacket to assist the Destiny Ascension.

-TRANSCRIBE AUDIO-

And you told that a hike in to assist the debt ceiling extension

[TheDamnedPanda]

It's fair to say the course of the battle hinged on your words

-TRANSCRIBE AUDIO-

It's fair to say that course battle he was ninety one

The hell?

[paulycs0034]

Shepard looks like Kate Goslin at :31

[timeoffire450]

If I could give this video 500,000 likes, I would. Because that is how many times over I would do this. Because this woman is an absolute bitch.

[AnnoyedBystander]

I always wanted to play renegade in ME2 but...I have such a hard time making Shepard go anti-hero on peoples ass.

[plasmathunderdx]

That's going to be a 'game changing' decision in ME3 I'M SURE.

[heronoki]

Reporter: Think of the people, Shepard!

Shepard: FFFUUUU!!! (Insert KO)

(happens twice)

Me: Is this going anywhere?

[sharki9876]

whats miranda doing at 0:41?

is that a scripted movement or just her repositioning?

[Chingophia]

@sharki9876 toilet break

[xXCanterburryXx]

Didn't she said that  last time too??

[SternMann93]

I've had enough with the motherfucking Reapers in this motherfucking galaxy!

[SithLordJedi]

Awesome your femshep looks like mine lawl... yep I do agree that they look the same, but this hair for femshep is the best out of all of them

[Kigorakun]

Replay button, because we all like it 0:50

[quack938]

What do you mean the lens cap was on?!

[bluefire4000]

I was expecting the sound clip in there.  That would have made it awesome.

[bungiecoocoo]

POW right in the kisser!

[scullen08]

youuu BITCH

For some reason, the way she says that really makes me laugh

[TehJake]

ME: I've have enough of your snide insinuations.

ME2:I've have enough of your disingenuous assertions.

ME3:I've had enough of your duplicitous implications.

ME4:I've had enough of your BULLSHIT.

[JZPotter]

@TehJake Bullshit like Chris to Wesker in RE5?

[th3d3storoy3r]

@TehJake THERE'S GONNA BE AN ME:4????!!!!!!

[Deliverence666]

@th3d3storoy3r WIll have to see how 3 ends

[GTFOVevo]

@TehJake ME6: I've had enough of you motherfucking bitches, on these motherfucking cities!

[Suppenschuh]

@TehJake the 3rd part is (or wil be) the last ;)

[apo115]

@TehJake HAHAHA! +1

[DreadLordBalnazaar]

@TehJake ME5: I've had enough of YOU! (shoots her)

[1DudeAwesome]

@TehJake

ME4 ? Aw, BALLS ! The third part will have a cliffhanger ! The prophecy were true !

[Lannnyto]

@TehJake There wont be a ME4 .-.

[kariosar]

@Lannnyto sure there will, it'll just be some kinda prequel, and bioware will shove it off to obsidian to make.

[Lannnyto]

@kariosar Haha =P

But seriously, you know there literally WON'T be an ME4, right?

[LowLeveledPower]

@TehJake ME5: You know the drill. *punch*

[merksperk2]

@TehJake

ME6: *reporter punches herself in the face*

[racealistic]

@merksperk2 Hahahahah I loled :D

[Whippenberg]

@merksperk2 me 5: krogan headbutts, asari slaps, and volus kicks reporter :D

[gbubaloo]

@Whippenberg The videos from Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC? Real original.

[BloodyMaryV]

@TehJake

Can't wait for ME4, now :)

[kohoko]

@BloodyMaryV You know it's a trilogy?

[HRH787]

@kohoko halo was supposed to be a trilogy too.

if it makes money, they will make it

[ShowToddSomeLove]

@TehJake I think That line was used, with that exact inflection, in RE5

[Fisterbear]

@TehJake Duplicitous implications. I like it. Too bad there isn't going to be a ME4

[meric2]

@TehJake

"I've had enough of your duplicitous implications."

And then you shoot her in the knees.

[Ismailikov]

damn, that shep looks just like mine! I guess everyone chooses that hair-do though...

[Doctortermaine]

This looks exactly like my female Shepard, except mine has green eyes and red hair. 90% of all female Shepards look alike and 95% have red hair. Why do we all have the same idea of what a female Shepard should look like lol.

[spartandud3]

Your assertions, they better not be disingenuous!

[hamo789]

Pause at 0:51 and look how her eyes are lol

[soupalex]

@joeratti Evidence that you punched some prying bitch?

Annoying though she is, I have to give al-Jilani credit for her persistence in hounding interviewees, her composure after being blanked by Shepard, and her balls for turning the camera on and running straight into interview without so much as a by-your-leave.

@Mega-1ism I was about to mention Lair of the Shadow Broker. Wasn't a krogan, though, it was a volus :D (unless there's more than one al-Jilani vid)

[WhoIamisIamwhois]

I love sheppard's makeup, I mean, who can't run for cover and dodge bullets and biotics and tech powers while keeping your hair to the side¿?

[KaptenN]

That's not a falcon punch.

[Thunker71]

Shepard : Eat this bitch !!

[diagnosisninja]

Can you imagine the stick ManShep would get if he done that in real life? : P

[diagnosisninja]

I've had enough of your disingenuous accusations. FALCON PAWNCH!

[Mega01ism]

A Krogan feels exactly the same way- Lair of the Shadow Broker security videos.

[flaetsbnort]

0:37 Miranda wisely weasels out of camera

[mrguyperson1]

I was expecting a "Falcon Punch!" voice-over.

[OoopMAXqooO]

Assertions????.... THIS IS SHEPARD!!! *PUNCH*

[kyoko277]

Lol she went easy on that reporter bitch. If she used her biotics- aw sh**..

[kyoko277]

Press 1 to watch the background lady shake her ass. Press 2 three times for KKK. Press 3 and watch the bobble-head guard. Press 4 to see lice treatment methods. Press 5 for yum. Press 6 and watch close for audio/video gap. Press 7 for famous rapper and dancer Sheperd. Press 8 to see Miranda, Jacob, and techno music. Press 9 twice for aye-aye. Press 0 to see the head shake. Pause a 0:51 for breast grope : ) It's OK if you don't get it. Click on the bar to select XD

[MarrikuSama]

I am Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite renegade option on the Citadel.

[elkpointscanner]

I have a male shepard and did this :/ I was like... * oh a renegade option he is most likely gona destroy her camera bot * presses renegade option . Punch in the face! now make me my dinner! I was like * woah! my shepard is a wife beater!* then I loled

[2devyus4u]

If you pause right before she punches, as she walks up to punch her, her eyes go all out of whack haha.

[angelsgrace16]

you're comander shepard is really pretty i dont remember that hair style being an option lol

[Lucios1995]

Cute looking Shepard :3

[naruhinafan274]

@011assasin Uh, black eye maybe.

[AndJusticeForAll1231]

thats trishka's voice from bulletstorm!!!

[d21lewis]

Damn! All that was missing was for Chris Tucker to walk in and say, "You got knocked the fuck out!" -I know my 1995 movie references!

[Badbro95]

@d21lewis dude holy fuck, I totally remember that saying but I forgot where it was from. Thanks for reminding me.

[dameonk]

@011assasin Proof that Shepard is a lizard?

[BBTthetank]

WHAMM!!!

[The666thBeast]

Reporter: Khalisah al Jilani, Fox News

Shepard: Don't remember, don't care

Reporter: You punched me in the face 2 years ago

Shepard: Oh, right what is it this time?

Reporter : Care to answer some questions?

Shephard: FALCON PUNCH!!!

[TheFirstAssassin1]

15 people couldn't get enough of her disingenuous assertions.

[psilord5]

Funny thing is? The alliance will likely give her a medal for that... and noone will complain about it.

[RustableScotchy]

@Streetwalkeriain

YES!