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  • lol classic but, hell what guy doesn't jack off?

  • what was the thing he threw away?

  • @dotamaster1994 i think he was jacking off into a sock lol!

  • @TheCoop1988 wtf man! haha

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • FAKE! and replica of the original one...

  • Traumatized, for life!

    Then again, I'm sure every male jerks off, unless you have some hot ass wife.

    It is a nice house, just not as big as mine.

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  • @SethJBishop

    What is knowledgably? I have heard of knowledgeable. I never said I had a hot ass wife, I said 'unless. It was a clear statement that even you understood, congrats! I did however say, my house is bigger than his. I can tell by the structure, how big that kids room is etc... I can assure you, my house is bigger than his. On another note, if your going to post 4th grade grammar like material, at least make sure the reader, can still follow it. Try 'Green Eggs & Ham', it may help.

  • damn thats a fucking beast ass house

  • thats y i lock the door lol

  • fucking awesome ass house

  • what the fuck.. is he ninja?

  • i would think twice before using that sock ever again

  • lol he turns the screen off xD

  • rofl some reflexes.

  • nasty fokker!

  • im impressed he turned the monitor off so quick

  • What the song name?:D

  • nice house

  • Im determined to find out what he threw at 0:37. Someone help me.

  • @davionic2 a sock, that way the mess doesn't end up everywhere.

  • @davionic2 it may have been a sock

  • He has reflexes of a ninja! lol

  • Come on... we've all been there?

  • @ADDodger pfftt i dont go ninja. somone catches me im like "....Can i help you?" as im still jackin it xD

  • @Shroomasaurus that'd probably be less embarrassing lol

  • damn wow is gay who ever playz that shit is a total fuckin nerd.

  • @KingLeonidesHTX

    umadbro?

  • Reamber to Delete the history lol

  • LMAO

  • this is what i do all day... well used to :P got gf now :D but still im doing it xD

  • Ha.... :L

  • Lol WoW porn xD look on redtube or something

  • Ayeeeeeeee she moves ha body like a cycloneeeee(; lmfaao

  • @LaurenBabiiee97 Damn your comment turned me on.. now if you'll excuse me, I have to play WoW...

  • As a fellow WoW player, that guy is ridiculous.

  • this is so funny

  • What did he throw away? 

  • @JakubRM looks like a sock

  • omfg thast a WoW nerd right there (no affence)

  • Lmfao i thought the best part was the kid was smacking his hog to " Cyclone " by T-Pain.

  • damn nice house. freaking huge ass house

  • LAWL. Fuck porn! I'll use WoW! xD

  • Dude is he jackin of while watching a world of war craft chacrater ? thats just sick xD

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  • nice house

  • wank sock ftw

  • The sock!!!! XDDDDDD

  • fake

  • ok I will never know why but why doesn't ANYBODY LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR?

    And really at least he isn't doing something really weird

  • If you're gonna watch porn, then do it properly and not look up some fake-ass pixely night-elf from freakin wow.

  • LMFAO!!!! FCUKING EPIC!!

  • HAAHAHAHH WTF WAS THAT A VIBRATOR?

  • xD Hatatatatat

  • lol...fucking hilarious

  • lmao was that a sock that he threw at 0:38

  • I would wack off to a night elf too. they are hotties

  • Stupid kid should have turned down the music and locked the door.

  • omg what an dork night elf masturbating omg

  • lmao

  • hahahaahaahahaahhaahahahahahah­ahahahaahhahahahyahyhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­hhahaha

  • aaa man thats just sad not the porno but he chose wow. smell nerd all over the place

  • Step 1 Headphones (Make sure they are plugged in before porn is played)

    Step 2 One headphone on ear one off to hear (Intruders)

    Step 3 Take off minimal clothing to keep fast exit stradegy

    Step 4 No high volumes or music (When you think your alone your not)

    Step 5 Open MSN or Google news or maps or something interesting to Alt + Tab to incase you can't close the porn

    Step 6 No moaning / Heavy breathing (Ya dudes get noisy to)

    Step 7 Enjoy Yourself

    This Post Possible by masterbaters like you!!!

  • @Lefti1989 a true master of your craft

  • @Lefti1989 AMEN!!! The 7 Pillars of Masturbation!

  • @Lefti1989 LMFAO nice one dude !!!!!! :D :D

  • @Lefti1989 Option 2: Masturbating at someone else's house or when someone is over at your house is sad and should not be attempted at all.

  • @Lefti1989 wow thats exactly what i do another good tip is to get some loose gym shorts or swim trunks and call them "gamer shorts" for fast put ups, and they are comfortable, put mine on whenever im at home lol

  • @Lefti1989 lol!

  • @Lefti1989 dude i make all those things cuz of experience xD

  • @Lefti1989 great strat

    always have a fast pull up plan

    and never be afraid to close anything

    ive never been caught-period

    they know i do it but to what? ill never tell

  • @Lefti1989 Yu Forgot 2 Lock The Door Or Wait Til Everybody Is Asleep.

  • @Lefti1989 haha wow u have this planed out

  • @Lefti1989 SO TRUE

  • @Lefti1989 forgot to say how the screen shouldnt be visible by anyone who may enter the room, that's why laptops in a locked room are the best ;)

  • @Lefti1989 lol nice tips man

  • @Lefti1989 jerk off pro over here lol

  • @Lefti1989 lol exactly like me *cought*

  • @Lefti1989 or just lock the door

  • @Lefti1989 Hahahahhahh

  • @Lefti1989 cant you just turn down the volume on your speaker ?

  • @Lefti1989 OMG, I LOL'D SO MUCH AT UR COMMENT. MOST BOYS PROB ALREADY DO THIS STUFF IF NOT AND U HAVE BEEN CAUGHT BY A FAMILY MEMBER OR FRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND THEN YOU AN AMATEUR, BUT U MUST BE LAME TO BE DOING THIS IF U HAVE A GIRLFRIEND RIGHT. LOOOOOOOOOOOL FUCK IT JUST ENJOY YOU'R MAN HOOD FELLOW BROS!

  • @Lefti1989 holy shit, do this BEFOR i read this.

  • @Lefti1989 or buy a lock?? lol

  • @Lefti1989 fat nolifer...

  • @Lefti1989 lol, I've got another YouTube tab opened up to my inbox while I use the first! Hurrah for tip #5!

  • @Lefti1989 billy mays would be proud

  • @Lefti1989 ur a legend lol

  • @Lefti1989 you have learn well, my padawan.

  • @Lefti1989 thats about iT huh, ENJOII AHAHAHA! ^_________^

  • @Lefti1989 Step 8 Lock the door and bring the keys inside if they ask why was the keys are in here say "I must've bought them with me" if they ask why did u lock the door say " I was changing my clothes I got wet, forgot to unlock it by the way"

    Step 9 (If using netbooks or laptop) face on the door

    Step 10 If you own no headphones or earphones, put the volume down as low as you can only hear it 3 ft away

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  • lolololol

  • seems fake 2 me

    how did he know to turn around no significant noise other than music

  • fail

  • That kid has never moved so fast in his life.

  • #LOL

  • #LOL #WTF

  • Cycloooooneeee!!!

  • why do ppl think computer-generated video game chicks r hot?

  • @Skizzinsanity

    u sure it wasnt a Blood elf thoses our SMEXY as hell

  • lol I bet it was his friends sock

  • i wouldnt blame him those night elves are pretty sexy!

  • you sound like a douchebag. no offense.

  • 0:19 did u say its gonna be costly? if so to what haha

  • @jimzer he said classic lol

  • @miniixio But it will be costly too. XD

  • @jkonyouyouperson haha hell yeah lol.

  • @jimzer he said classic

  • damn that is a huge house!

  • I was caught by my dad once and reacted this exact same way.

  • lol

  • lies

  • why the hell didnt he close the door and lock it ??!! Frikin dumbass!!!

  • i tihnk hes gonna be mocked now ;_;

  • what the hell was that white thing that just flew past the caemara...

  • Why in the name of fuck wasnt the music turned down, just a LITTLE bit at least ;/

  • HAHAHA!!!

  • fake

  • DAMN.......

  • Too bad the kid didn't have ninja smoke bombs :(

  • @13ooDy  lolz

  • u hav a nice ass house

  • LMAO! hahahahahahaha

  • hahah.. sock thrown and screen turned off in less than a second :L

  • wow o.o

  • if you want wow porn the sexiest race is night elf female

  • haha Robinson thank you!

  • @Simseth nice house man

  • Haha "cyclone" is the song.

  • you have a huge house! :O

  • woah man nice house.

  • belfs are hoters

  • Heh

    Funny

  • 10/10

  • HAHAHAHA

  • I love how he hid behind the chair.

  • lol it was lotion.

    i think the best part is i cant see anyone doing that faster but it was all pointless xD

  • that's probably the mouse

  • this looks kinda fake cus if he was jacking off, you woulda saw his hand moving

  • @GhostRpg But did you see his panic? It was legit.

  • pretty nice house

  • fail

  • do you want to date my avatar.

  • idiot.. why couldnt he just turn off the music

  • i thought is just saw a bottle of lotion fly out of hes hand

  • it was a nasty sock =|

  • lol i think i just got caught i THINK i just hope it was really a close call

  • pause at 0:38 its a tube sock lol

  • Did he just throw a flesh light?

  • no sock

  • @lauren fail bots fail r u scamming wow accs or runescape accounts lmao

  • whoa what a big house

  • dood nice fuking house, its big ass

  • haha that is to funny. classic

  • ahhhhhhhhh this is just on the borderline of fake. But I think it might actually be real,,, why? because if it were staged, there probably would have been a much more dramatic reaction. This kid was completely owned. The sock goes flying, he turns off the computer even though he's busted, and just looks back.

  • ahahahahhah

  • fake and gay

  • lol

  • LMFAo lol this video made my day LMFAO was h relly jerking off to world of world craft? wow

  • Damn, that house is big.

  • ahahahah xDDD

  • next time luck the door

  • fake

  • His Friend Just Walks In On Him He Freaks Out And Turns Off The Computer HAHA

  • why wow...? we have the whole internet full of porn and he picks wow? lol

  • Wow has freaking sexy avatars, it was designed by men.

  • @hypertruejedi some people are just pure addicted to WoW I guess lol

  • @hypertruejedi hahahahhahaha thats what i'm sayin

  • @hypertruejedi so he woundnt get caught by his mommy

  • its not real

    because if any one has ever masturbated before you dont make it ovious, like loud music... door open.....light on and not to wow for gods sacks

  • i see where your comming from but it could be real i mean just joking around here but maybe the music and lights set the mood for the kid? rofl

  • LMFAO!!!!

  • lmfao

  • lmfao!

  • fake

  • hahahhaha

  • I would bring in the hose and spray his ass

  • lol he was using a sock

  • I caught my friend whacking it, But I calmly walked out of the room without his noticing and have never said a word to him about it since.