3:02 I actually think Denny laughs a little at the way Johnny asks "Are you okay?" for the second time. You can't really tell if he is laughing because he is facing away from the camera however it seems like he chuckles uncontrollably for a second and it was an awkward deliverance and line.
Must have been odd for the actors and actresses in the film who were semi-professional to work for Wiseau. They could probably see how bad a lot of it was but what where they supposed to do?
1:11 A major problem with the scene is how Lisa and Grandma suddenly just appear on the roof. When Mark and Johnny come running you don't see Lisa and Grandma in the background coming up the stairs. Also in the next shot the camera films through the doorway and Lisa and Grandma aren't visible. A split second later - poof they appear.
I think there are some scenes where this film almost makes it and the Chris R scene is one. It just needs a little bit more thoughtfulness.
@xgmb45 lol I got a funnier question....if you were a cop in a police station and 2 guys drag a dude in the building with a gun pointed to his head, yelling and screaming......would you mistake Johnny and his friend for the bad guys and shoot them?
Typically, a drug dealer carries a handgun with a spigot on the bottom of the magazine, which resembles the spigot on a water gun. Rest assured, though, that the dealer's gun is real, despite its plastic faux-metal finish.
@654jimbob654 So what you're saying is, If Denny had paid Chris R (or avoided borrowing money from him), Johnny would've been heartbroken, but still alive. Way to go Denny, you killed an innocent man.
You know this guy actually deserves some credit. he's the only one in the movie (besides Doggie) who acttually seems dedicated to the role and does an okay job with what he has to work with. Of course as much as I can really say abotu this movie that's positive.
It takes Johnny just under two minutes to successfully take a crazed drug dealer to the police, stay for questioning that the officers would require, and come all the way back home and onto a roof top? Must be all that speed Tommy is taking...
I love the way Chris R. saunters on-screen, and in all seriousness, I think the guy playing him had the acting chops to play a memorable villain. So that's why he was only in about a minute of this film. XD
The reason why the drug dealer is such a good actor is because he isn't one. They accidentally left the cameras on when he came to shake down the people who were stoned enough to participate in this movie.
I'd hate to be waiting at a bus stop and have that guy ask me when the bus will arrive.
EvilTediz597 1 week ago
Denny: I owed him some money.
Lisa: What kind of money?!
Denny: For drugs.
Lisa: What kind of Drugs?!
Denny: Stop ganging up on meeeeee!
Lisa: What kind of gang?!
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you're not my fucking mother
ameenamajid 3 weeks ago
3:02 I actually think Denny laughs a little at the way Johnny asks "Are you okay?" for the second time. You can't really tell if he is laughing because he is facing away from the camera however it seems like he chuckles uncontrollably for a second and it was an awkward deliverance and line.
Must have been odd for the actors and actresses in the film who were semi-professional to work for Wiseau. They could probably see how bad a lot of it was but what where they supposed to do?
UncoolNegated 1 month ago
1:11 A major problem with the scene is how Lisa and Grandma suddenly just appear on the roof. When Mark and Johnny come running you don't see Lisa and Grandma in the background coming up the stairs. Also in the next shot the camera films through the doorway and Lisa and Grandma aren't visible. A split second later - poof they appear.
I think there are some scenes where this film almost makes it and the Chris R scene is one. It just needs a little bit more thoughtfulness.
UncoolNegated 1 month ago
3:12 Come on it's clear
UncoolNegated 1 month ago
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UncoolNegated 1 month ago
the grandma is the only decent actor in the entire film
Syatek2020 1 month ago
@Syatek2020 agreed
UncoolNegated 1 month ago
Chris-R hates you, as a person, as a human BEAN!
Leatherbubba 1 month ago
Come on, it's clear.
amadeusbaroque 1 month ago
3:12
"C'mon, it's clear."
"WHAT'S clear?
I don't think that was the actual line the actress had, I think she was legitimately asking a question.
TheShockMaster 1 month ago 2
Chris R...as in Chris Redfield? Danny was almost a Danny sandwich!
StephensStuff 2 months ago
YOUR NAHT MAH FACKIN MAATHER!
vnom84 2 months ago
Oh hi Chris-R!
MrIWHBYD 2 months ago
Has anyone ever wondered how they got him to the police? I mean, did they just walk him down the street with a gun pointed to his head?
xgmb45 2 months ago 4
@xgmb45 lol I got a funnier question....if you were a cop in a police station and 2 guys drag a dude in the building with a gun pointed to his head, yelling and screaming......would you mistake Johnny and his friend for the bad guys and shoot them?
Videogamester11 1 month ago
Hmm, it just occurred to me - why does Denny have a basketball on the roof? Is there a net up there or something?
Loganberrymusic 2 months ago
oh hey, now i see how this movie was financed!
Link180189 3 months ago
There should be a directors cut where Chris-R makes good on his threat of "your all fucking dead."
LoneBong 3 months ago
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The awkward moment when Chris-R doesn't have five minutes....
silentsmilestv 3 months ago
He's going to shoot Denny........and...and then he's going to shoot me.............OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!
j2m555 3 months ago 2
2:39
mrhaha56 3 months ago
I dont think Wiseau's lips are moving when he says "Lets called the po-leeese"
chubbest28 3 months ago 2
Whatsgoingonheresomebodyhelp!
BowserTheSecond 3 months ago
Is anybody else feeling a Stewie and Brian moment
57stewie 3 months ago
Lestakehimtodapolease
CrazyOldMaurice69 4 months ago
Who the hell disliked this? Chris R? Denny? Is that you?
thethiefstheme 4 months ago
@thethiefstheme maybe Claudette? After all she was acting like she was his "fucking mother" XD
CapcomVsButtHead 3 months ago
2:49
rklolson 4 months ago
really man. you couldn't wait 5 minutes.
YOU REALLY DONT HAVE FIVE, FUCKEN MINUTES?
alfredoking14 4 months ago
lets take him to the police
sonofdark18 4 months ago
2:34 haha gay
anewell41 4 months ago
It takes Johnny less than 2 minutes to take Chris to the police and get back on the roof? Is he Batman?
Messenger33 4 months ago
Cheep Cheep, Denny was little chicken!
jingerjewjerk 4 months ago
Padding padding padding!! Padding....
StephensStuff 4 months ago
the most surreal action scene of all time
irednas1 4 months ago
they used a fully loaded gun for this scene to make it more lifelike
gamer00218 4 months ago
Chris-R definitely needed more screen time!
pumpkinman4ever 4 months ago
yeer nat mah fackin matter
irednas1 4 months ago 2
I love how Lisa and her mom appear on the roof out of nowhere.
tonby 4 months ago
Denny should have said: "What kind of money?"
jstohler 5 months ago
WHAT DO YOU NEED MONEY FOR?
Anon371 5 months ago
i remember the cracked article on this described him as "Incredibly Impatient Drug Dealer Chris-R."
dhislexic 5 months ago
Chris R is the best actor in the entire movie haha
jonnydjanis 5 months ago 4
Tommy Threw a Water Bottle. It Was Super Effective
TheTrollHunt 5 months ago
Is it just me, or does Lisa remind you very much of Cindy from Scary Movie when she is screaming stuff, around 2:22 in
LittleLeeHere 5 months ago
How does he get on that roof?
Ptrrrrrrrr 5 months ago
chris r, best actor in the whole movie lol
Gabby5471 6 months ago
you know better, ROIGHT!!!!!!!
TheDiscoDuke 6 months ago
Typically, a drug dealer carries a handgun with a spigot on the bottom of the magazine, which resembles the spigot on a water gun. Rest assured, though, that the dealer's gun is real, despite its plastic faux-metal finish.
JerkbagProductions 6 months ago
@JerkbagProductions I guess it's a pellet gun, and the spigot is for CO2. I just feel silly now.
JerkbagProductions 6 months ago
"wats goin on sumboody help!"
"wat kind uv money!"
YOUR TEAREN ME APART LISA
4104jake 6 months ago
Swear, he reminds me of the gay kid from Glee.
mrhp9 6 months ago
It's down there somewhere, lemme get another look.
mrhp9 6 months ago
Lmfao
RAWRHailee 6 months ago
I only just noticed, the gun Chris-R points at Denny is the same gun Johnny kills himself with, good use of props right there.
654jimbob654 6 months ago
@654jimbob654 So what you're saying is, If Denny had paid Chris R (or avoided borrowing money from him), Johnny would've been heartbroken, but still alive. Way to go Denny, you killed an innocent man.
DKen2021 5 months ago
five minutes isn't unreasonable
321erup123 6 months ago
funny how the thug is the only actor who seems decent in the entire movie.
DrCroccer 6 months ago
this isnt what i thought it would b like i just hurd parts of it from dubstep vol 1 (37:00+)
xXNick1010sXx 7 months ago
3:35 THE CREEPIEST FACE ON JOHNNY , I THINK HES BUSTING A LOAD !
nekrogoblinkon 7 months ago 7
You want 5 fuckin' minutes, Denny?
xZippy38 7 months ago 2
"Chris R" sounds like the name of a character from Final Fight or Streets of Rage.
ShaneDignan 7 months ago 5
chris r, the worlds worst drug dealer
apparently loaning drugs out on credit...
KCArmstrongXIIV 8 months ago 25
@KCArmstrongXIIV I know. He should have gotten some collateral.
PhilanVortex 4 months ago
You know this guy actually deserves some credit. he's the only one in the movie (besides Doggie) who acttually seems dedicated to the role and does an okay job with what he has to work with. Of course as much as I can really say abotu this movie that's positive.
balrog13571 8 months ago 16
@balrog13571 I dunno, Greg Sestero is okay.
HaHaHamHammer 3 weeks ago
@balrog13571
He wasn't actually an actor.
Stairmaster9068 3 weeks ago
I was stroking Denny's hair and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!
MobKnowledge 8 months ago 3
Should've called him a chicken. CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP
McRabbid9 8 months ago
Basketball on the roof. ON THE ROOF!?
Snake2k00 8 months ago
Man, that guy needs to chill out. It's 5 whole minutes. It's not like he can get money to appear just by yelling at him some more.
portsy101 8 months ago
Chris R- The best actor in the movie, hands down.
keke4presient 8 months ago 3
In the closing credits, "Chris-R" actually is hyphenated like that.
FASCINATING.
WLDFLD 10 months ago
3:36- Johnny ejaculates after stroking Denny.
Temporaryaccount2 10 months ago 5
@Temporaryaccount2 lololol, that's fucking nasty
eiffel0108 9 months ago
Wow cops must have gotten there and left really quickly without having to ask any questions.
Bdubu92 10 months ago
I want a clip of Denny yelling "YOU'RE NOT MY FUCKING MOTHER!" to pull out for random occasions...
neginagi 10 months ago
@neginagi Yes I'm all for that too!
Seph123ff7 9 months ago
Lets take him to the police
GunnerMcGreene 10 months ago 3
Johnny's orgasm at 3:35
cloudstrife1288 10 months ago
STOP GANGING UP ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
pinkorpurple432 10 months ago
You're not fucking my mother!
alkaiser726 10 months ago
I suddenly realised this isn't a spoof, and it's a terrible film.
gingergingerginger1 11 months ago
Chris R is the best actor in the movie.
danthedementor2793 11 months ago 27
@danthedementor2793 I was just about to post that, I agree.
joe588 10 months ago
@danthedementor2793 what about the car?
StupidWizardFilms 2 months ago
"and remember chris r, if you ever need anything just tell me"
mstrblstrbhc3 11 months ago
0:15 to 0:16 BAD CONTINUITY ERROR ARGHHHHHHHHHHH
InnocentExile666 11 months ago
love how breat cancer and neck cancer come out of nowhere at 1:18
nickisepicwin 11 months ago
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Where is the back wall in the staircase?
beeslax17 11 months ago
Where is the back wall in the staircase?
beeslax17 11 months ago
the Irony is that, Thats the same gun that Tommy shoots himself with
Drcritic0 11 months ago
I love this scene.
SwerdMurd 1 year ago
WHATS GOING ON HERE SOMEBODY HUAAAGH
Anon371 1 year ago 8
It's down there somewhere let me take another look.
ihatefurrys 1 year ago
I just want to have Chris' training suit.
subkontrabasklarinet 1 year ago
lisa and her mom just appeared lol
maxissora 1 year ago
It takes Johnny just under two minutes to successfully take a crazed drug dealer to the police, stay for questioning that the officers would require, and come all the way back home and onto a roof top? Must be all that speed Tommy is taking...
detwings340 1 year ago
@detwings340 That's because Tommy Wisaeu is god...its the only answer.
AverageGamerX 1 year ago
If only Joe Pesci played Chris R.
MobKnowledge 1 year ago
YER TEARING ME APART CHRIS R!!!!
Damnurai 1 year ago
This is probably the funniest video on youtube.
ZapHappy1 1 year ago
I love the way Chris R. saunters on-screen, and in all seriousness, I think the guy playing him had the acting chops to play a memorable villain. So that's why he was only in about a minute of this film. XD
SecretAgentDouble000 1 year ago 4
Chris R is the best actor in that whole train wreck.
JillC2 1 year ago 6
Denny almost ended up in the hospital on Guerrero St.
CZRXCZR 1 year ago 7
YOUR NOT MY FUCKING MOTHER !
IFrostedFlakesI 1 year ago
Chris R. is a name that strikes fear into the hearts of men & women.
ryubaks 1 year ago 7
@1:19 when lisa and claudette randomally appear. Hilarious.
blinkfan305 1 year ago
@ 3:34 Johnny has an orgasm
CZRXCZR 1 year ago
Chris R is a real drug dealer. A perfect example of this happens @ 0:08. He is wearing sweats with construction boots.
CZRXCZR 1 year ago 3
I love the first 10 seconds when you can see through the back wall of the cabin.
subkontrabasklarinet 1 year ago
The reason why the drug dealer is such a good actor is because he isn't one. They accidentally left the cameras on when he came to shake down the people who were stoned enough to participate in this movie.
Anon371 1 year ago 7
"hey i think this is how the movie was financed"
joshtheoriginal10 1 year ago
These bitches are really riding his dick.
gorillaman2000 1 year ago
WHAT KIND OF MONEY?!
WHAT KIND OF MONEY?!
...
WHAT KIND OF DRUGS!?
lyprov 1 year ago
TELL MEEEE EVERYTHING!!!
thebonefish 1 year ago
1 person owed Chris R money!
CZRXCZR 1 year ago 10
I wanna pull a Chris R on my old tai chi class for taking my money when I no longer go there.
ryubaks 1 year ago 2
Lol the just dragged a guy threw the street with a gun pointed at his head?
SMonkeyTvProducer 1 year ago
Johnny cums in his pants at 3:37
cloudstrife1288 1 year ago 2
They were gone maybe a minute, that's not enough time to turn him in or make statement!
dergeier117 1 year ago
The only reasonable actor in the movie?
tripleJmovies 1 year ago 3
Powerful scene. Every breathing moment of this film is perfection.
GRNoam 1 year ago
he got addicted to the marijuanas : - (
wr3ck 1 year ago
0:16 was this filmed by Sergio Leone?
kungfooligan 1 year ago
"Stop ganging up on me!"
"HOW DARE YOU!?!"
"You're not my fucking mother!"
"Listen you need someone to
"WOuld you just die of that breast cancer you definitely have already?"
BadAcidVacation 1 year ago 5
wow johnny got chris r to jail real quick.
mongoosedriver1 1 year ago
Was expecting Denny to be bouncing a football.
MisterMasculine 1 year ago 50
@MisterMasculine Footballs - Now thrown through hoops.
Evilspidercat 1 year ago
@MisterMasculine LOL
thats so funny
KCArmstrongXIIV 8 months ago
O HAI JOHNNY
darkrai227 1 year ago
johnny sure does love to caress denny's hair!
CountRammerhymen 1 year ago
Where did Lisa and Claudette come from?
xxPatheticEmoxx 1 year ago
lol, tommy sounds like Niko off GTA!
RaKachar43 1 year ago
lol pause at 1:01 and you can clearly see the gun is fake. lol and at several other parts you can see the mold of the plastic. haha
matteast009 1 year ago
Chris R is the single greatest antagonist in the history of film.
ZacTheImpailer 1 year ago 3
the best part is its "chris r", and not just chris
talktal 1 year ago 62
@talktal Hahaha oh my fucking god, I know. It's so baffling!
InformationPollution 10 months ago
Let's take him to the pahliiize.
HeatLegs 1 year ago
Johnny: Let's go home!
Denny: Hey, Johnny, what was the point of that scene?
Johnny: Never question me or I cut you.
JustPhilNY 1 year ago 3
I don't have them anymore! I gave them to Mark!
JustPhilNY 1 year ago
1:19 "Let's take him to th police."
2:54 ...they took Chris R. to the police within + - one minute and 35seconds???
56kler 1 year ago
WUY DENNY WUY !!!!!!!
SkulloDeath88 1 year ago
One of the two only ligit actors in this movie. The other being Dogie!
FedoraRanger 1 year ago
@FedoraRanger Doggie is better than Chris R when it comes to sheer acting ability though.
HeatLegs 1 year ago
"You're not my fucking mother!!"
That's true. Plus, she couldn't be your mother. Your great grandmother maybe, but not your mother.
brieschdude 1 year ago