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  • I'd hate to be waiting at a bus stop and have that guy ask me when the bus will arrive.

  • Denny: I owed him some money.

    Lisa: What kind of money?!

    Denny: For drugs.

    Lisa: What kind of Drugs?!

    Denny: Stop ganging up on meeeeee!

    Lisa: What kind of gang?!

  • you're not my fucking mother

  • 3:02 I actually think Denny laughs a little at the way Johnny asks "Are you okay?" for the second time. You can't really tell if he is laughing because he is facing away from the camera however it seems like he chuckles uncontrollably for a second and it was an awkward deliverance and line.

    Must have been odd for the actors and actresses in the film who were semi-professional to work for Wiseau. They could probably see how bad a lot of it was but what where they supposed to do?

  • 1:11 A major problem with the scene is how Lisa and Grandma suddenly just appear on the roof. When Mark and Johnny come running you don't see Lisa and Grandma in the background coming up the stairs. Also in the next shot the camera films through the doorway and Lisa and Grandma aren't visible. A split second later - poof they appear.

    I think there are some scenes where this film almost makes it and the Chris R scene is one. It just needs a little bit more thoughtfulness.

  • 3:12 Come on it's clear

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  • the grandma is the only decent actor in the entire film

  • @Syatek2020 agreed

  • Chris-R hates you, as a person, as a human BEAN!

  • Come on, it's clear.

  • 3:12

    "C'mon, it's clear."

    "WHAT'S clear?

    I don't think that was the actual line the actress had, I think she was legitimately asking a question.

  • Chris R...as in Chris Redfield? Danny was almost a Danny sandwich!

  • YOUR NAHT MAH FACKIN MAATHER!

  • Oh hi Chris-R!

  • Has anyone ever wondered how they got him to the police? I mean, did they just walk him down the street with a gun pointed to his head?

  • @xgmb45 lol I got a funnier question....if you were a cop in a police station and 2 guys drag a dude in the building with a gun pointed to his head, yelling and screaming......would you mistake Johnny and his friend for the bad guys and shoot them?

  • Hmm, it just occurred to me - why does Denny have a basketball on the roof? Is there a net up there or something?

  • oh hey, now i see how this movie was financed!

  • There should be a directors cut where Chris-R makes good on his threat of "your all fucking dead."

  • He's going to shoot Denny........and...and then he's going to shoot me.............OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!

  • 2:39

    

  • I dont think Wiseau's lips are moving when he says "Lets called the po-leeese"

  • Whatsgoingonheresomebodyhelp!

  • Is anybody else feeling a Stewie and Brian moment

  • Lestakehimtodapolease

  • Who the hell disliked this? Chris R? Denny? Is that you?

  • @thethiefstheme maybe Claudette? After all she was acting like she was his "fucking mother" XD

  • 2:49

  • really man.  you couldn't wait 5 minutes.

    YOU REALLY DONT HAVE FIVE, FUCKEN MINUTES?

  • lets take him to the police

  • 2:34 haha gay

  • It takes Johnny less than 2 minutes to take Chris to the police and get back on the roof? Is he Batman?

  • Cheep Cheep, Denny was little chicken!

  • Padding padding padding!! Padding....

  • the most surreal action scene of all time

  • they used a fully loaded gun for this scene to make it more lifelike

  • Chris-R definitely needed more screen time!

  • yeer nat mah fackin matter

  • I love how Lisa and her mom appear on the roof out of nowhere.

  • Denny should have said: "What kind of money?"

  • WHAT DO YOU NEED MONEY FOR?

  • i remember the cracked article on this described him as "Incredibly Impatient Drug Dealer Chris-R."

  • Chris R is the best actor in the entire movie haha

  • Tommy Threw a Water Bottle. It Was Super Effective

  • Is it just me, or does Lisa remind you very much of Cindy from Scary Movie when she is screaming stuff, around 2:22 in

  • How does he get on that roof? 

  • chris r, best actor in the whole movie lol

  • you know better, ROIGHT!!!!!!!

  • Typically, a drug dealer carries a handgun with a spigot on the bottom of the magazine, which resembles the spigot on a water gun. Rest assured, though, that the dealer's gun is real, despite its plastic faux-metal finish.

  • @JerkbagProductions I guess it's a pellet gun, and the spigot is for CO2. I just feel silly now.

  • "wats goin on sumboody help!"

    "wat kind uv money!"

    YOUR TEAREN ME APART LISA

  • Swear, he reminds me of the gay kid from Glee.

  • It's down there somewhere, lemme get another look.

  • Lmfao

  • I only just noticed, the gun Chris-R points at Denny is the same gun Johnny kills himself with, good use of props right there.

  • @654jimbob654 So what you're saying is, If Denny had paid Chris R (or avoided borrowing money from him), Johnny would've been heartbroken, but still alive. Way to go Denny, you killed an innocent man.

  • five minutes isn't unreasonable

  • funny how the thug is the only actor who seems decent in the entire movie.

  • this isnt what i thought it would b like i just hurd parts of it from dubstep vol 1 (37:00+)

  • 3:35 THE CREEPIEST FACE ON JOHNNY , I THINK HES BUSTING A LOAD !

  • You want 5 fuckin' minutes, Denny?

  • "Chris R" sounds like the name of a character from Final Fight or Streets of Rage.

  • chris r, the worlds worst drug dealer

    apparently loaning drugs out on credit...

  • @KCArmstrongXIIV I know. He should have gotten some collateral.

  • You know this guy actually deserves some credit. he's the only one in the movie (besides Doggie) who acttually seems dedicated to the role and does an okay job with what he has to work with. Of course as much as I can really say abotu this movie that's positive.

  • @balrog13571 I dunno, Greg Sestero is okay.

  • @balrog13571

    He wasn't actually an actor.

  • I was stroking Denny's hair and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

  • Should've called him a chicken. CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP

  • Basketball on the roof. ON THE ROOF!?

  • Man, that guy needs to chill out. It's 5 whole minutes. It's not like he can get money to appear just by yelling at him some more.

  • Chris R- The best actor in the movie, hands down.

  • In the closing credits, "Chris-R" actually is hyphenated like that.

    FASCINATING.

  • 3:36- Johnny ejaculates after stroking Denny.

  • @Temporaryaccount2 lololol, that's fucking nasty

  • Wow cops must have gotten there and left really quickly without having to ask any questions.

  • I want a clip of Denny yelling "YOU'RE NOT MY FUCKING MOTHER!" to pull out for random occasions...

  • @neginagi Yes I'm all for that too!

  • Lets take him to the police

  • Johnny's orgasm at 3:35

  • STOP GANGING UP ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • You're not fucking my mother!

  • I suddenly realised this isn't a spoof, and it's a terrible film.

  • Chris R is the best actor in the movie.

  • @danthedementor2793 I was just about to post that, I agree.

  • @danthedementor2793 what about the car?

  • "and remember chris r, if you ever need anything just tell me"

  • 0:15 to 0:16 BAD CONTINUITY ERROR ARGHHHHHHHHHHH

  • love how breat cancer and neck cancer come out of nowhere at 1:18

  • Where is the back wall in the staircase?

  • the Irony is that, Thats the same gun that Tommy shoots himself with

  • I love this scene.

  • WHATS GOING ON HERE SOMEBODY HUAAAGH

  • It's down there somewhere let me take another look.

  • I just want to have Chris' training suit.

  • lisa and her mom just appeared lol

  • It takes Johnny just under two minutes to successfully take a crazed drug dealer to the police, stay for questioning that the officers would require, and come all the way back home and onto a roof top? Must be all that speed Tommy is taking...

  • @detwings340 That's because Tommy Wisaeu is god...its the only answer.

  • If only Joe Pesci played Chris R.

  • YER TEARING ME APART CHRIS R!!!!

  • This is probably the funniest video on youtube. 

  • I love the way Chris R. saunters on-screen, and in all seriousness, I think the guy playing him had the acting chops to play a memorable villain. So that's why he was only in about a minute of this film. XD

  • Chris R is the best actor in that whole train wreck.

  • Denny almost ended up in the hospital on Guerrero St.

  • YOUR NOT MY FUCKING MOTHER !

  • Chris R. is a name that strikes fear into the hearts of men & women.

  • @1:19 when lisa and claudette randomally appear. Hilarious.

  • @ 3:34 Johnny has an orgasm

  • Chris R is a real drug dealer. A perfect example of this happens @ 0:08. He is wearing sweats with construction boots.

  • I love the first 10 seconds when you can see through the back wall of the cabin.

  • The reason why the drug dealer is such a good actor is because he isn't one. They accidentally left the cameras on when he came to shake down the people who were stoned enough to participate in this movie.

  • "hey i think this is how the movie was financed"

  • These bitches are really riding his dick.

  • WHAT KIND OF MONEY?!

    WHAT KIND OF MONEY?!

    ...

    WHAT KIND OF DRUGS!?

  • TELL MEEEE EVERYTHING!!!

  • 1 person owed Chris R money!

  • I wanna pull a Chris R on my old tai chi class for taking my money when I no longer go there.

  • Lol the just dragged a guy threw the street with a gun pointed at his head?

  • Johnny cums in his pants at 3:37

  • They were gone maybe a minute, that's not enough time to turn him in or make statement!

  • The only reasonable actor in the movie?

  • Powerful scene. Every breathing moment of this film is perfection.

  • he got addicted to the marijuanas : - (

  • 0:16 was this filmed by Sergio Leone?

  • "Stop ganging up on me!"

    "HOW DARE YOU!?!"

    "You're not my fucking mother!"

    "Listen you need someone to

    "WOuld you just die of that breast cancer you definitely have already?"

  • wow johnny got chris r to jail real quick.

  • Was expecting Denny to be bouncing a football.

  • @MisterMasculine Footballs - Now thrown through hoops.

  • @MisterMasculine LOL

    thats so funny

  • O HAI JOHNNY

  • johnny sure does love to caress denny's hair!

  • Where did Lisa and Claudette come from?

  • lol, tommy sounds like Niko off GTA!

  • lol pause at 1:01 and you can clearly see the gun is fake. lol and at several other parts you can see the mold of the plastic. haha

  • Chris R is the single greatest antagonist in the history of film.

  • the best part is its "chris r", and not just chris

  • @talktal Hahaha oh my fucking god, I know. It's so baffling!

  • Let's take him to the pahliiize.

  • Johnny: Let's go home!

    Denny: Hey, Johnny, what was the point of that scene?

    Johnny: Never question me or I cut you.

  • I don't have them anymore! I gave them to Mark!

  • 1:19 "Let's take him to th police."

    2:54 ...they took Chris R. to the police within + - one minute and 35seconds???

  • WUY DENNY WUY !!!!!!!

  • One of the two only ligit actors in this movie. The other being Dogie!

  • @FedoraRanger Doggie is better than Chris R when it comes to sheer acting ability though.

  • "You're not my fucking mother!!"

    That's true. Plus, she couldn't be your mother. Your great grandmother maybe, but not your mother.

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