Swindon Town Update

[FIVEPOUNDCOINS]

I like this, i think you should do more updates

[SharkAPOCALYPSE]

Paolo Di Canio, Paolo Di Canio, Paolo Di Canio, Paolo Di Canio

[coypumikey]

John is a Liverpool fan and chose to use the Manchester United badge for the Swoodilypoopers

This is football madness!!!

[nickrocksnothin]

Come on you Rs!

[thatotherdavidguy]

Hankgames: No Hank, and No Games (TM)

[laughesalot11]

So we want to avenge our loss to Man. Utd. by putting their logo on the shirt? I'll buy it anyway

[Ajjax19]

I like how you can hear him better when he looks away from the camera...

[rethinkOURreality]

"a Biblical number because it was a terrible thing"

Indeed.

[hermione25064]

John this was such a fancy video!! I'm impressed!

[darkerdreamlife]

Hey John, Swindon town Swoodilypooper shirt like uh now please ?

[LobsomBB]

I want that shirt. So bad.

[appocalypseplz]

the only reason you made this vid was because you wanted to use the new studio. Isn't it?

[ShaddapaYoFace]

Disgusting team emblem. As a fellow Liverpool fan John, I am ashamed of you

[omololoflot]

Wait where in the world can I get that t-shirt?

[eviepond]

I'm pretty sure Signing Madness left permanent damage on John. He is scarily invested in the Swoodilypoopers.

[jjcpabc]

Why does do you a have a slightly changed Manchester United shirt on?

[wuckingmordsfuddled]

Sacrilege! At least have the decency to use a proper Swindon Town badge on your teeshirt and not a crappy Manchester United one!

[thejerrymobile]

Instead of that other comment about breaking so many traditions and so-forth, this:

Swoodilypoopers shirt! I seem to recall someone (you) saying that shirt would likely never exist.

[zebraguy447]

Why is the mic behind John?

[TotallyObsessed98]

I think John is taking this game to seriously...

[noobX963]

Your a liverpool fan wearing a man u shirt... What are you doing john?

[Adsky123]

@noobX963 thats not a man u shirt... read it

[Mamcello]

@noobX963 He's wearing a Swindontown shirt..

[MrSilentDoubleA]

@Mamcello It's a Manchester United crest...

[Mamcello]

@MrSilentDoubleA But if you read it, It says Swindontown Swoodlypooper.

[Jakester88]

I also greatly dislike that tshirt...

[myuselesstalent]

Why did you model the Swoodilypooper t-shirt on the Manchester United crest? As a fellow liverpool fan, I'm offended.

[ttnnnaa4500]

why has he got man u shirt on

[sumthinboutsunshine]

@ttnnnaa4500 it says swindon town on it?

[mysticwolf11]

I want a Swindontown Swoodlypoopers t-shirt.

[Mrmurderificationify]

Now we can see him, it's not hank, and no games this is the one video that is the complete opposite of everything hankgames.

[ilovehatter101]

Don't put forks in me but where did you get you're shirt?????

[MySleepingSickness]

This felt very unnatural, i dont know

[MurderousMicrowave]

You should definitely make more of these! They're an interesting filler to subdue my hunger for more Swindon in between the actual episodes.

[littlemoresonic]

It's hankgames without the Hank. Or the games...

[luongjr]

why the hell is he wearing a swindon town shirt with a MANCHESTER UNITED insignia? I don't think I like that shirt. It's devilcraft

[ShinyJaker]

What happened in the Europa League?

[minilittlenicky666]

John have a meet up in Swindon, outside of the Swindon town football club :D

[ShinyJaker]

@minilittlenicky666 I'd be there!

[meikeandrea]

this looks too proffesional to me...

[FerreThoughts]

I like this update. You should do these semi-regularly (if you'd like) :)

[jtwodestined]

My Swindon Town team is making about equal progress, but since I play FIFA 12, I'm still another season from the Premier League. FML.

[RSHalford]

Stop saying the 'premiere' wrong please John, i don't mind Americanisms but that has got to stop.

[Nannerz12]

@RSHalford How is he saying it wrong in any way?

[Saragish]

@RSHalford he said premiere correctly.

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@RSHalford Would you prefer prem ee uh?

[RSHalford]

@GONEmypurpleflapjack I would prefer the English (correct) way of calling it prem-e-air.

I'm not wanting to make a big deal of it, just the one change i'd like America to have... well maybe call Aluminium, Aluminium and not pronounce it aluminum. Cheers.

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@RSHalford My American spell check actually refuses to admit aluminium is a word.

[marllasco]

NEEDS TSHIRTS

[toughxlovex]

you HAVE to make those shirts available before christmas, it needs to be on my wishlist!

[TheEpicNoodle]

Becchio on 9 goals? what a load of rubbish.

[StaticZeta]

Your'e in the fancy studio again, aren't you.

[BuzzCrash]

Forest are above Derby? This makes me sad

[AlexMote1995]

HankGames, without Hank... or Games?

[CaitysRAWR]

so..... can i have your T-shirt?

[letthemeatskittles]

more of these please. they're great. say every 5 or 8 games?

[jamesahibbard]

And people Dismiss Stone Cold Cteve with a C Austin.

Like if your a C. Austin Fan

[TheAdaization]

@jamesahibbard i am a stone cold steve with a c austin fan, but... this is the wrong you're/your.

[ConeRulezZ]

horrible T-Shirt mate... they beat us in the FA cup final and you take their crast ? Proposterous!

[Syaoran69]

This video was really epic with the Halo theme playing in the background. It was like the most exciting sports channel I ever watched.

[Joeisreason]

The crest on your shirt looks... different.

[Nmodest06]

I did see you this time.

[joehasaface]

So the date at the top happens to be my birthday. :D

[ThatTheatreFreak]

Where can one purchase that shirt!?

[AmbuhVee]

Nerdfighteria is the only place I care about sports. Sports in Nerdfighteria are arts.

[cyndi1991]

I have no idea what you are talking about but I approve of it all.

[CidMcTab]

John, I think you are a tab it excited about your new studio. And...I couldn't be happier. Not only do we have all these fantastic fictional stories, now it looks like we have a fictional ESPN for Swindon Town. <3 Nerdfighteria.

[Sheffkidd]

that was nifty

[OhyaaAlix]

more of these would be appreciated

[Twefrence]

hahaha. this is the first hank games video where we SEE YOU =D and you do not see us =D *muhahahaa* =P

[jonathans214]

I want that shirt now!!!!!!'

[williambeckettttt]

but where do i get that shirt tho

[TheKimberKun]

that shirt looks a LOT like a manchester united shirt. And it's probably because it is. *glares*

[Datelesswonders]

Cool shirt. Yuppppppp.

[tigerdoll494]

puffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffff.

[Freakle22]

Because of this I've started calling the NFL the Primeur League.

[JessieLightyear]

OH MY GOD WE SAW HIM!!! This doesn't happen on Hank Games! *shakes back and forth in the corner*

[Alfeetoe]

SHIRT!

[Aurora072892]

Where did you get that shirt??? I want that shirt!!!

[MrSthotwhelz]

Industry & Health

[dyslexicdreamer]

He would be good ageist the weeping angles!

[theomgtara]

Mis Fortune?

[avikine]

I need that shirt.

[Dantheman1695]

yyyyeeessss new vid tomarrow

[BoeskyandHutch]

Why does his shirt look like Man U's?

[Stotheb2010]

.. i like these... more please...

[1500rosa]

oh snap!! john is using his fancy studio!!!!!!!! :D

[LMNOP1214]

You must get Miss Fortune!!!

[MrSilverTime]

John's loving this new studio.

[JudsonRadio]

Wait, it's a hankgames video and I CAN SEE YOU!

[wbrown633]

My Swindon town team is in the premier league, but we have all new players. Please get into the premier league so you can name them for me.

[loonypants1]

lol the tshirt

[AverageJoe1903]

Why, may i ask, would you, a diehard Liverpool fan be wearing a swindon badge in the style of ur arch rivals, man u, on ur shirt?

[SilverySun0]

Oh my gosh, you have to buy/trade M. Fortune. Obviously, Miss Fortune is a finisher.

[leeroymmjenkins]

@SilverySun0 This comment needs to get voted up.

[swushi999]

@SilverySun0

OMG LoL is everywhere!

[TokenTheBlackMan]

Nerdfighter sportscenter like a boss

[Katytastic]

First thought: Wow, John really loves that green screen, huh?

[ZanmaruV2]

Its pronounced prem-e-air :P

[CodenameJD]

Dude...when'd you get the t-shirt made?

[coughfilmsco]

i freaking love this series. FIFA and NERDFIGHTERIA for life!

[smitty5210]

the back of his head is weirdly shaped and im not used to it.

[pingubrain]

I hope Swindon get second COME ON JOHN GREEN(S)!

but i want Bristol city to win playoffs, I'M CHOOSING SWINDON TOWN SWOODILIPOOPERS OVER MY ACTUAL FAVOURITE TEAM!

[BreezeNightingale]

I want your shirt, John. I also want the voice in your head to read this comment in a creepy stalker voice.

[TheBookeel25]

SWINDON TOWN T-SHIRT!!!!!!! MASSIVELY WANT

[wowzabowza123]

no... way... SWOODLIPOOPERS' SWAG!!! me like

[Likeflames]

That was awesome. So fancy!

[lordlemmingman]

Do more of these! Do it!

[Internetarian]

I feel like John pointed at us a lot

[allanvanvliet]

the real question is where do i get one of those shirts?

[tprime95]

I want that t-shirt!

[Luminareo]

So was that an episode of hankgames without hank... or games?

[NobelNighthawk274]

I dont like the Fancy smancy background so much.

[JTV300]

you have a bald spot in the weirdest place of your head

[the1janitor]

this shit's getting too real lol

[Takemetopigfarts]

You should be a weather man.

[STHayden]

so... is it going to rain tomorrow or not? where is the 5 day forecast? this is the worst weather report ever!! haha :P j/k

[InkFlavourJelly]

John was clearly bored and wanting to have fun with the new studio.. <3

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

I DONT GIVE A FUCK if that's a "Swindon Town" shirt.

THAT IS THE FUCKING MAN UTD LOGO.

I am VERY disappointed in you for wearing such a shirt, John. Man Utd are the scum of football and you know that.

[MrMexican941]

wait...."hankgames" without hank or games? hmmm.......

[lostismyconstent]

I am so busy with college I can't keep up with my irl sports teams but I totally watch the rankings for the Swoodilypoopers!

[Jools86]

John.. isnt that shirt a bit.. copyright?

[MrSilentDoubleA]

I have a suggestion! Make a contest where nerdfighters are supposed to design shirts (both jerseys and like, merch.) the base logo and colors should be the the same as the actual STFC.

[NoRealRoots]

Why a Manchester logo...? It should at least be a modified version of the actual Swindon one! Also I live in Swindon, so if people do want actual Swindon Town FC shirts, there may be some way I could help...?

I also wanna get John one but don't know how :/

[OpenEarsOpenHeart]

@NoRealRoots Wow! A real Swoodilypooper! So made of awesome.

Anyway, I would suggest emailing him or using the ask box on his tumblog.

(I tried to post the links but it would not let me. Just look him up on tumblr.)

[DrewyisHalo3Pro]

I really liked this video i think it should be made after every 4 games you play to see an update :D

[XDemonix]

so hank games with no hank and no games. THAT is called making sense

[TheGudZeBadAnDaFozzy]

Sky sports :) Nice one John :D

[thegodofallchickens]

I love the concept of the updates. 

[iDidntTakeMyPillz]

how many more time are you going to use your new studio outside of the channel it was made for?

[RogueCulture]

Yes, Yes, Yes! This is perfect! I love your Swoodlipooper games but in Football, and all sports, context is everything. Being able to see the table and what needs to be achieved by the end of the season is so important.

N.B. Games played or games remaining in the season is vitally important to properly establish context. Also nice is your schedule, will you be playing either Wigan or West Brom in any of your remaining games?

[ryudatuba]

I... kind of like this. Although it's clearly just an excuse to use your fancy new studio.

Not complaining. I'd like weekly updates, actually. That'd be pretty sweet.

[trumpeteer9]

Other John Green is killing it in the scoring charts!

[jpcferreira71]

SC Braga appears in one of the images. It's the club from my hometown here in Portugal. Please up for John to see this :D

[fireflychan1]

I'm more devoted to this video game simulation of a team than I've ever been to any team in my LIFE

[LucidPsychosis]

That's all well and good, but WHEN CAN WE BUY SWINDON TOWN SHIRTS?

[RogueCulture]

@LucidPsychosis You could go to Swindon Town FC's actual website and get an actual Swindon Town shirt.

[MikeyKoopa]

I love this as an idea. We could have guest reporters with different stats and highlights. Far too much effort for the results that only a small number of people would find amusing, but it would be fun none the less.

[YetiandtheVamp]

That was fancy as hell :o

[blainewho]

The shirt was sold at the Asheville Nerdfighter meet in October. If I'm not mistaken, students from the hosting high school made them. Sooo I think they would be the ones to ask if you wanted one :P

I think it's apparent they could make a ton of money if they did sell them online. xD

[Giovanni222]

MORE OF THESE PLEASE JOHN YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

[theloyalbadger]

it's like watching the weather, except i'm actually interested...

[MagicTurtle643]

This is so much fun pretending it's real. I care about Swoodily soccer 100% more than real soccer.

[OldestAncient]

Nice looking emblem on the shirt John. You're learning.

[probinsondrums]

I REALLY need that shirt, except for the fact that people will think it's for Man United, and i hate them

[MsShmankYou14]

It's so weird to see the back of your head...

[TheAllKnowingTribute]

.....And that was sports with John Green, now back to our top stories, you're watching DFTBA news, it is twenty to seven, Hank, what's happening on our good ol' DFTBA soil?

[Campusanis]

@TheAllKnowingTribute One day... One day...

[Kateydid3]

This is the only sports team I actually legitimately care about. (I mean, the San Jose Sharks hockey team is more of a "Hey, what's the score? Oh, they're winning? Okay, cool." thing.) Proud Swoodilypooper fan!

[strengthofwill]

SWINDONTOWN SHIRTS AND HANK-MUSTACHE-CORNDOG...MAKE IT HAPPEN!!

...pretty please? ^^;

[artvandelay13]

Hankgames with no Hank and no games...

[macattack32623]

John, this obsession is perhaps growing a lil unhealthy

[smashrobot3ZO]

Perfection. This is my favorite sports team of ALL time.

[8Metaphysicist8]

Ok, you have a super sweet studio. We know! :D

[rayzars]

You said you wouldn't see us next time!! LIES ALL LIES!!!!

[MrTomCattt]

Audio be sketchy

[MrWilc0x]

PLEASE!!! More of these. Like a weekly update? I beg...

[ww2corsair]

Although im a BIG Manchester United Fan... that shirt hes wearing is BOSS... i want to get one and plus i always root for John when hes playing (except for that Last FA Cup Championship.... i was rootin for the Reds... Anyway Great shirt John hope to buy one soon! :D

[maeganrawwr]

YES WIGAN! LOOK AT WIGAN. LOOK AT MY HOME TOWN BEFORE THE SWOODLEIPOOPERS. *Proud Wiganer*

[DudeWheresMyApple]

hankgames without hank and without games... only John could make it awesome :D

[steponme208]

... I think John is getting quite a bit of fun out of his new fancy studio that gives him nice green screen abilities ;3

[RiahAnn8675309]

I WANT YOUR SHIRT. That is all.

[twentynineducks]

john is like the weather man now.

[MrKiR0]

I bet you got cut off because you said "tomorrow Friday ..." lol

[JamesCardiff]

We need that shirt

[Pottsylird]

Omg you said we'd see you next time, then said we wouldn't, and now we're seeing you the next time! Make up your mind, John!

[lawrenceames]

JOHN GREEN SCREEN

[KeleneLalaland]

Who's M Fortune??

[snitchesbecrazy]

John, let's be real... This video was an excuse for you to play around in your fancy smancy new studio

[LooMarley]

ASTON VILLA!

[gazzbryant]

I saw the thumbnail and though "John is wearing a Manchester United shirt?!? Why is this!" Also short lived happiness, as I am a United fan myself :L

[Nazzersteel]

@mestiarcanus 14 goals