MMA Double Knockout (HQ)

[Tiwaking]

Four people got double knocked out by this video.

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

I've helped you out. Merry Christmas. Ah, well, since you don't believe in that stuff, Merry I believe i'm here for some scientific or narrowly thought reason. A bit long, but you get the point. I hope you get a new face for the Holidays. Or CGI, I guess.

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 And a Merry Christmas to you good sir! May you have a safe and troll free holiday season :D

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

Broom. Dickmop. Blumpkin. Stinkyfinger. Rape Squad.

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 You missed 'triforce' and 'The Shocker'.

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

@Tiwaking I don't like those references.

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 "The Shocker" is great! So many kids forced out of school for using "The Shocker"!

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

@Tiwaking I use to enjoy "The Shocker", but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 I used to enjoy arrows to the knee like you, until I took an arrow to the knee.

ARROW ALL THE KNEES!

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

@Tiwaking Impossible, it would take more than arrows to kill a hideous monster.

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

@Tiwaking I apologize for being politically incorrect compared to my other comments.

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 Everyone needs standards you know. If everyone went around letting down their standards and not following rules, do you know what we would have? CHAOS! Chaos of the physically different. Its like ten times a truffle shuffling nightmare.

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

@Tiwaking Shouldn't you be off stealing babies and such instead of preaching standards?

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 Babies? Yuckies. Do you know where babies have been? No? EXACTLY!! Babies are the most germ ridden environment you can find outside of a nursery.

[Tiwaking]

@Tiwaking Interesting. Key search terms are now "Babies" "Goonies" "MMA" "Deformities".

I'd hate to meet the person looking for videos in relation to those search terms.

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

@Tiwaking You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 Im so ugly my Doctor had to register as a Vet!

[Tiwaking]

@Tiwaking Wait. Something went wrong. In Soviet Russia: Joke makes YOU!

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

@Tiwaking I'm Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd and I have sex with big breasted women in a whorehouse.

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 You see, you've done it WRONG! You should have commented on the comment I left on YOUR video, then it would have directed all the traffic your way. Um. Sherriff sir.

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

@Tiwaking You're so ugly, you could model for death threats.

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 In Soviet Russia: Death Threats YO....wait.

Wait. Now I am totally confused. How could I model for 'death threats'? How are 'death threats' even modeled? Is this a WMD question or just general ignorance?

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

@Tiwaking Finally, an insult! A joke doesn't necessarily need to make since to get the reaction.

You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 Pff whatever. Im too fat to fit through the doors. You obviously dont know me at all!

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

Here's my contribution to the people living with deformities.

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 I believe its called 'physically different' now. Deformities is very unpolitically correct.

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

Your face will haunt my dreams for months.

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 If that came from a girl I would be flattered.

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

People searching "Terrible" and "Video" will find mine.

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 Actually I found yours from searching for 'awesome MMA videos'. You can check it out in the insight/analytics box below your video if you dont believe me!

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

Am I helping you?

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 Yeah you are. Its kind of weird. Generally, Trolls are meant to be incredibly unhelpful. But everything you're doing is quite helpful. You're less of a Troll, more like a 'Stalker'. A creepy, love stalker.

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

@Tiwaking A stalker? Don't flatter yourself. If I we're stalking something that looked like you, i'd have plans to kill it before it wreaks havoc on the planet.

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 Oh. I mistook this for some kind of ritualistic mating dance.

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

That one to.

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 I appreciate every effort you are making for me. From the heart of my bottom!

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

@Tiwaking Like I said, just helping out a hopeless virgin.

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 I've seen that movie "40 year old virgin"! There is always hope!

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

@Tiwaking Steve Carell can fit through doors, though.

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 Pfff. I've seen Lord of the Rings. Its all CGI these days!

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

@Tiwaking How exactly does that benefit you?

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 CGI ALL THE FACES!

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

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[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

That comment below won't help you.

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 Hold up there! Remember. Its also done by the NUMBER of comments a video has too. Even the irrelevant ones :\

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

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[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

@Tiwaking Opinion's are like assholes...don't give a fuck what you think virgin. I'm just happy I don't look like you. Could care less if anyone doesn't like my videos. I'm aware you've been on Youtube since 2006. I looked at the date. I am a troll if I say I am a troll. I'm an angry troll. Which can be quite contradictory if I use the term UMadBro? You could of posted this comment instead of of posting "This video is terrible". This comment is partially sarcastic just so you know.

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 You are not a troll. For starters: You write too much. Secondly: You pick your targets very very poorly. You should pick on targets who are:

a) Unwilling to defend themselves.

b) Unable to defend themselves.

You should never pick on targets which cant lose. Like YouTube partners. Attention = Money. At best you are a baby troll.

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 Also: No one is what they say they are. That is a fallacy. You are what everyone says you are.

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

@Tiwaking I say you're a rapist/murderer. Can we agree on that? Me saying i'm a troll is my way of preventing anyone else form saying it. You're seriously the weirdest looking person i've seen in my life. Let's stop avoiding the elephant in the text. Do you have sex with anyone? (Animals don't count). You're welcome for my comment. Enjoy the 10 cents you get from each one, or whatever measly amount you receive.

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 Ahh you dont understand. I will give you a little lesson on YouTube partnership. You see, the more comments you make and the more verbose they are the more 'associations' that are generated. The more associations are generated the easier the video is to find.

That is why most descriptions are just full of seeming random words. Same as comments too! Anyone looking for 'rapist murderer' will find this video.

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

@Tiwaking Instead of explaining why you are so fucking ugly, you give me information I will not even retain to the slightest extent. You look like the mutant from "The Goonies". What animal did your mom or dad fuck to make you look like you do? Have you made love to anything human? These are the real questions. Not if i'm a troll, or if i'm helping your account. Answer them for me please.

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 I LOVED the Goonies! Hold on. Im just going to do a truffle shuffle for the neighbours.

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

@Tiwaking You'd definitely get the part for a sequel.

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 Do you really think so?! Where do I sign up, or would I just have to turn up? *TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!*

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

@Tiwaking Or, if that falls through, you could easily land a role in "The Hills Have Eyes 3D". I recall the mutant looking strikingly similar from the one in "The Goonies". Then that would solidify your status as a rapist/murderer/mutant. Do small children get frightened when you pass them on the street? Or does your mom not let you go outside?

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 "The Hills Have Eyes"?! I LOVE THAT MOVIE! Wes Craven is a genius and Michael Berryman is my idol! I wonder if Michael Berryman can do the truffle shuffle?! That would be so cool. Especially in 3D!

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

@Tiwaking It's no surprise you love that movie. I like girls, what about you?

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 Oh come on! "The Hills Have Eyes" is way better than 'girls'. Girls ruined that movie, just like they almost ruined "The Goonies!" If momma Fratellis didnt treat Sloth so badly then the movie would have been a light hearted rollercoaster ride of fun and friendship.

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

@Tiwaking So you rape men? Deliverance?

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 Now Deliverance is a great movie! Its all about male bonding in the face of extreme adversity.

Much like what we are doing now!

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

This video has been posted atleast 50 times on Youtube. Great job uploading man. WOW! Sound effects? Amazing! I mean, you took this video to another level. Fuck off. You criticize my video when you post this shit? By the way, yes, I disliked this video. And i'll do the same to the rest. You're a terrible person.