Ninja Extreme Weapons (1987) Fight 01

[banbu241]

this movie is so bad i just committed seppuku!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ninjaterminator357]

when that music that goes bududum at the begining i thought i was about to be rick rolled. :/

[1999korn]

what? is it ninjutsu NOOOOOOOOOO

[biejest1]

was the audio recorded in a zoo?

[KaosKrusher]

ok this is a comedy right? cause if not it's fuckin' lame ...

[hayhashy]

hilarious, what is sure is that their moves are from whushu kungfu, not ninjustu

[MidnightStar1000]

@hayhashy

Thats call wushu, kungfu doesn't exist. It's only a wrong defination from the wester world about chinese martial arts.

[kvarntobben]

this is so lame that even lame movies look awesome pompaired to this shit

[odeim3]

bizarre this film sucks.....

[Informatisse]

They both have the same haircut, they both defy gravity and sense of realistic fights, they both are ridiculous... but only one finally get trapped by a rope and cry like a retard.

Once upon a time, a producer who confused art of fighting and ballet choregraphy invented spoof without knowing it.

[Shinobiwonkinobisan]

haha not one move had anything to do with ninjutsu and for sure they were doing Gung-Fu...But still enjoyable to watch

[G1ngerD4n]

funny how they change race, height and build during the fight xD

[schuriken]

they're not ninjas you morons they don't have the ninja bandanas

[5chitzo]

ninja on a string?!

[ghossler]

huh hah huha ha hu hu haha huh ha! xD hahaha lmfao

[Midamannn]

epic.

[kidgusto142]

why arent they using swords?

[parrakiet]

the acteur changed in asians when de where fighting

[amberbamber44]

wow

[ElVOXKOI]

Ninja = Invisibility .. They both = Everyone please see me !..

[mjdc2505]

Just like I said in the other video about Scorpion, what the hell is Sub-Zero doing in this movie.

[silkyinkstudios]

Reading all of the comments attached to this video made me laugh more than this movie! The sad thing is since everyone is all special effects snobs nowadays, we'll never get movies like this again. The 80s rocked.

[Robertpeace233]

wtf a blue ninja really -_- thats beond stupid an wtf arnt ninjas chines not fucking wight guys

[dongumbino]

@Robertpeace233 Movie makings about the big pictiure buddy... Not about the little details. Go watch some Godfrey Ho films & think about what you've done

[MrJustinMiner]

So stupid!

[BrokenHorn90]

I would have whacked him like a pinata with my katana :3

[TwilightCompunction]

37 people are just jealous they can't magically turn into asians for fight scenes.

This movie is a classic among bad ninja movies. So bad it's good.

[toxi87]

i want ninja head bands! if they don't wear them they don't know they're ninjas!

[TKNMT]

is it a comedy movie?? lol

[shrubninja]

So wait. The ninja can pull a sword from midair and conjure a gi out of nowhere with one hand sign, but if he has a rope tied around his waist, the only thing he can think of is to flail around screaming?

[raidenkurosaki345]

Okay so was there a point in them having their faces covered?? THEY ALREADY KNOW WHAT EACH OTHER LOOK LIKE! -_-

[oOakrapOo]

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAH soo funny.

[KanzlerM]

Wow.

[shadowlesswarrior]

hahaha what really cracks me up is nothing is this movie makes sence they got the ninja outfit but they figthing kung fu using samuray swords!!!

[TheDusif]

@shadowlesswarrior well a ninja would actually steal a samurais sword givin the opportunity... the swords the ninjas used was made of poor quality metal because most of them didn't have alot of money... but the samurais... well they had swords crafted of great quality metal... a lousy quality sword and a high quality sword both in front of you wich one would you take?

but still kinda crappy clip

[shadowlesswarrior]

@TheDusif you makin a good point there but still the style they fighting even the sword duel is wushu... and also the ninja sword (also called ninjato) had the blade shorter and the handle bigger for a purpose because is faster it out!!! but is just a movie those guys just havin fun doin their thing not educational documentary it really crack me up when i see it!!!

[Riitje]

If he's a ninja, shouldn't he be prepared and have something to cut the rope?

[IrohTsuyoi]

@Riitje They are Whinja not Ninja. Of course he wasn't prepared. Uuuuuugh aaaaaaah hhheeeeey auuugh!

[TheDarkestHearts]

Hmmm...American much?

[laubeatz]

this is what guys do when the TV is broken

[sbsp83]

Somehow ninjas can pull weapons out of thin air/ their asses.

[Ghwefy666]

A lawyer ? ... NO ! a Ninja !

[argonPOS]

You haters should quit going into these movies expecting high quality films. It's your own fault.

[sidthebabyeater]

the sound effects r amazing

[Dudemag]

come on.... he does backflips 30 feet in the air and he cant climb up a freaking rope?

[ellyssabeth]

They are like "Power Rangers"  lol

[rockman002]

Scorpion would of fucked them both up.

[hug0leroux]

god this is hilarious.

[Mortarion75]

GARBAGE DAY! :D

[boni46]

the ninja wearing white is a white guy right? i guess when you turn ninja mode you become asian? 0:39

[tonydraws]

@boni46 haha im glad i wasnt the only one who noticed that

[PS3joshua]

lmfao!!!! what fuckin chumps!!!! hollywood makesninjas looks like gay guys in pajamas hollywood can suck my nut sackss lol

[PS3joshua]

lmfao!!!! what fuckin chumps!!!! hollywood makesninjas looks like gay people in pajamas hollywood can suck my nut sackss lol

[PS3joshua]

lmfao!!!! what fuckin chumpsss!!!!

[MrRik338]

fckng hollywood ruins everything.

[chareles4216]

HELP? Help~! LOL XD

[xwarxsabrewulf]

At 1:10 there for a second I thought it was a dildo.

[isaraphap1974]

what is this another kind of super man !! I think you don't have to dress up as a ninja ? would look better.

[flagoon]

Briefcase is covered with aluminum foil :)

[MikeofWyoming]

White ninja was fighting so hard his eyes went slant at 0:39 .

[zee339]

it just goes to show, ninjas have no defense against hanging from a tree!

[eleszar1]

1:52 he is like my grandmother!

[Dobeweiler]

01:17 - The blue ninja apparently has downs syndrome

01:38 - Oh, okay now he's a Mexican ninja

01:44 - "Daddy! Daddy! I want my daddy! Please daddy help me!!"

[fonpenbull]

wow this is a cheese ball covered in american cheese baked in cheddar chesse and topped with squeezecheese

[MrLazmonkey]

shure like that could happen

[08AbsoluteZero]

advice for white-suited ninja: suck it up

[DrunkenIdiotShow]

1:42

Quit whining u pussy

[Sanic]

This is why white people should never be ninjas lol j/k

[SuperAntihuman]

EPIC TRASH........great !!!

[Zookieb]

hi

please does any1 know which film it is (i think harrison is in it) where two ninjas are fighting and then one of them makes clones of himself? I guess it happens in a few films so any ideas would be really appreciated.

thanks!

[billybones69420]

@Zookieb Naruto!

[icemeltall]

their stunt doubles are asian . not just any asians ... the ones without pride .

[Kimoram]

@icemeltall LMFAO

[effilang]

Why are they screaming like constipated bears?

[ChezzterDaClown]

White people cant be ninjas only Asian's Can ...

[DunkableDave]

at 0:40 the white ninja looks asian..

[darthsciencit]

yuppie ninjas from the wall street clan

[trueboredomplus10]

americanized ninjutsu... -facepalm-

[PeterStorm81]

aaah noooo im a stockbroker twirling on a tree!!1 XD

wallstreet is doooooomed!!1 lmao

[sypher253]

fail

[Berzelierg]

JAP ( PUM) JAP JAP (PAS) JAP EEEIII JAP JAP (PUM) HEYYY HEYYY HEYYY

[dracorod]

wtf ? jaja

[somahiru]

OMG REEYUU HAIABUSA vs JOU MUSACHI!.

lol this was hillarious

[smakdaddy99999]

Dude, is the actor who plays the blue ninja Jeff Falcon?!?!?

[potco133]

It would have been better if it was White Ninja vs Black ninja instead of White Ninja vs Blue Ninja XD

[DunkableDave]

is this the secret life of businessmen?.

[rogue1017]

@DunkableDave sending monopoly money to wal mart is a life and death struggle for ninja businessmen.

[airwolfman]

uuhh. okay, he did not kill him.... O  _ O

[iamnothearrightnow]

why the fuck where two white guys walking in hte woods with suits on!!!!

[kouxiongpeterhawj]

ninja power!!!! poof! im a ninja now!

[AndriyCivic]

The white dude should maybe scream louder and that way release himself.

[zero061192]

lol real ninja(s) don't use taekwondo, chinese kungfu and especially they don't shout when they are hanged o_0

[Gomess]

HURR HURRR GAY NINJA CLAN

Really though, ninja are more likely to wear business suits than jammies, aren't they? They're meant to blend in. Shame Godfrey never gives them jammies that match the background.

[vlarocca1]

the worst ninja costumes ever and plus i think i saw asian stunt doubles

[isitjusticeorjustus]

fuck me dead, white ninjas? leave the ninja work to the fuckin pros you gay pricks!!! next they'll have white dudes playing bruce lee in enter the dragon, fuckin bullshit...

[flinGO777]

@isitjusticeorjustus batman was a ninja in batman begins and he's white

[DuhIdiot1]

It's a ninja Money In The Bank match!

[fitchify]

wtf is this, oh let me gess, "THE GAY NINJA FIGHT" clan blue vs. clan white, they fighting for a suetcase or wherever tha thing call, this is crab.

[animemovieskill]

love how these ninja's wear red and blue shows how stealthy ninjas fight out in the open

[MRmamalon666]

very bvery gay transformation hes a sailor moon jajajajajjajaja

[xtoxicthrasherx]

GAy Aluminum Foil On THe Lil Box Thing Haha

[youngwun446]

is it me or does it sound like they are wearing snorkels?

[woogieboogie1000]

so this is where Power Rangers came from

[nosequalsboss06]

best fighting coreo i've ever seen.

(sarcasm mode will turn off in t-minus 9,8,7,6,5...)

[Raimis17]

lol the movie directors could at least warn the viewers that this movie can induce vomiting

[skaterockerloc]

looks like the white rangeer and blue ranger

[pabstmoneymike]

i dont see no ninjas here lol

[jakematters]

Its like "Deal or no Deal"... Ninja style..

[Donpire]

LMAO. The white ninja pulls the sword off his ass!

[DoomgateAmon]

I feel like I'm watching power rangers!!!! Just with more ha hoo hee how

[johnyc119]

hes flippin' out like a little wiener boy!

[oakarim95]

stupid video ¬¬

[anpkcr]

gay pinata ninja retro time

[dachandepred]

awesome. ninja pinata

[Mecha120]

ITS PINATA TIME!

[lokallize]

this is beyond gay

[chidoriookami]

...ah i see u have the package that i want...ok, *puts on costume* now im ready.

=_='' lol

[lateesjp]

the one in the blue looks like tom cruise lolz

[chidoriookami]

the one in white...is asian in some parts of this scene XD

[BlitzTiger]

This should be renamed; Ninja Wedgie

[RTJaKaL]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA....

man that was a well needed laugh, to think this was actually filmed as a serious film and not a comedy. rotflmao

[datanyc004]

This was horrible. I have watched some corny ninja flicks and this one makes it to my top five.

[KeithWasHere1]

@datanyc004 did you check out that the 4 man fight scene...OMG that was pure shit on film...at least Sho Kasugi Movies were enjoyable,but this is just dog shit.

[Jimbob1683]

Where was the red ninja to brake them up? XD but I think the blue ninja should have been yellow and yelled "GET OVER HERE" when he throw the rope, or would get up here been better?

[thaneos2004]

omg it's the dreaded blue ninja. flee flee for your lives

[Fellati0]

lmfao the 80's rocked. too bad i was born in 89. i would have loved to watch this movie in the theatre LOL

[painsey]

crap give me american ninja any day

[MaximusCerberus]

Nothing says "authentic Ninja" like the guys from Tears For Fears.

[BujinkanMartialArts]

crap

[Robin075]

what a load of shit... awful just awful

[painsey]

no shit sherlock at least they could have worn black ninja uniforms or at least a hakama

[daimasfury1]

anti-climatic fight this is bad and were the hell did the sword come out of

[lipstickgoblin]

The rope thing at the end is pretty cool. That's why I love ninjas. Their just smart. Samurai and Pirates just don't stand a chance.

[Greg2109]

man i'm digging the alu recovered suitcase

[cydoc]

wow! their ninja power can transform themself into asian when they fight!

[bonggzilla]

hahahah looool youre right!!!!!

[das81]

of course! they invoque elders ninja spirits!.

[csunryder]

He shoulda beat him like a pinata' while he was up there!

[csunryder]

Notice how in the fight scenes, the guys are asian behind the masks!! LOL. Too funny!! Gotta love the 80's!!

[Ninjapupil123]

Whats funny.. >.> is taijutsu would never fully extend their apendages... Too easily broken it's always slightly bent to allow movement.

[animemanga15]

What the fuck is this crap? Naruto/transform/im asian now let fight!

frickin lame....

[das81]

Why is that suddendly white caucasian ninja has an asian look at 00:38?.

Oh shit all these movies were a big bullshit.

[LemonAndYoghurt]

I was thinking, these white guys are pretty acrobatic. Either they are trained russian or french gymnasts. Or they are actually ex cia soldiers wanting to make the big screen in the 80's. Because cia have been training in jungles and sorts ever since world war 2

[das81]

or assian stunts.

[valentin80]

This are the best comedies... I must have all these ninja series. The screaming guy from the end is hilarious.

[PissedFechtmeister]

Looks like an awesomely bad movie. I must see this.

[inoout]

what were they thinking.... damn... lmao

this is sad... shoot...

[wilipno]

thier stunt doulbes were asian

[joseph1608]

I would of killed whoever made this with ninjutsu.

[UltramanTiga333]

TAIjutsu

[huit54]

Lol that's a sad ending for a Ninja fight ...hehe

[mariliamora]

pecou pelo começo da cena onde se transformam de executivos a ninja num estalar de dedos....cena boba...

o resto da luta até que foi legal.

[onesickbastard]

they sound like farmers having sex with cows

[deadsg1]

i just lol'ed.

[Badger9001]

Seriously? What's funny is that someone watched this somewhere and thought that was the coolest thing ever. First off, why is he wearing a white ninja suit in a dark forest setting? What is he blending in with? Secondly, where did the swords come from? It looked like they straight pulled them from their butts. Ninjas would own in jail if that were the case. Lastly...those are the loudest ninjas I ever heard (but wasn't supposed to).

[sSyLc]

The sword question is obvious - ninjas are masters of concealment. They just hid them on their bodies :P

[spectraldistortion]

wow! its pretty obvious som1 else is doing da fight scenes...bad direction, huh? but i guess it was alright for dat time.

[adryanv]

Oh look! Its the ninja version of the WWE money in the bank ladder match! (without the ladder, of course - we would not like to insult the ninjas.)

[scottvomit3]

yeah i agree that is cool if possible i wanna turn into an asian when i fight in the event of getting more sexxxy asian women id call that a plus :)

[scootfd3s]

i like how they tranform into asians when they fight lol.

[Trinidadianbwai]

i was just about to say that, at 0:40 their eyes get chinky lol

[chidoriookami]

the heck? xD

[berner]

Oh shit! Ninjas from the Business Clan!

[scootfd3s]

lol watch out! Donald Trump!

[frazier618]

Is this American Ninja 5? American Ninja was THE SHIT! Respect that bitches

[LeImpressionAligator]

WTF? No ninja head bands! must be fake!

[ichigokurosaki84]

ninjas???'ahahahahha also katanas,ninja's katana is not curved,as samurai katana

[dejandulic]

POWA' RANGERS FTW! O_O

[barbm001]

ninjas were so popular in the 80s wish they still are now

[maceioninjutsu]

GGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAYYYYY LOL

[steviepotter40]

why all the heavy breathing?

[Ryumaru1]

pffff lol

[coolt360]

STOP PUNCHING UR MICROPHONES!! lol

[Zanjistic]

All that ninja training and he can't climb a rope...

[camandoe]

ninjas dont were blue and they wernt white people i hate it when white people steal roles of a nother nations culture and if a black person did it id be even more pist

(im black)

[jaguarstealth]

ninjas dressed up in the color of the place they were and the ninjas achully used more darkblue than black