Snapes Dating Service Tape

[iloveyousomuch780]

This was funny but whoever is doing the Snape voice in this video dosen't even sound like him. Snape's voice is much deeper than this!!!!

[MrClassicDoctorWho]

I like him more than Harry's prick of a dad

[saffysaffyrocks]

You have a good snape voice.. people, hes wayyy older than most of you. GET A LIFE. If your gonna fancy a hp character have someone younger like harry, ron Draco... God I love them all, But ALAN!!! Come on!!!

[tamimac111]

honey, im free, and consider me yours ;)

[Candlepup]

Oh god. LOL

[TsukiakariMegami]

I'm interested Sevy! Oh yeah...*touches hair* do i get detention now?

*thinks to self 'please please please please please'*

[prue6967]

"God, I love Shakespeare..." LOL

[Ducky5194]

Lol sevy poo

[BooDotBoo]

Only thing that could have made this better... was this being real and me being the only female to hear it.

[dragonsong94]

Sevy poo? Why not?

[ImThatCrazyGal]

Darling, I'm here... ;)

[paulaisEpic]

HAHA sexy seniorita

[CheesieDanish]

LOL xD this made my life XDDD

Snapie poo? XDDDD

[SnarrySiremus101]

lol sev: how do u turn this thing off?? lol

[meisha285]

*sends express owl*

[k8g8s8]

i will ...... i am a fan girl of you so ..

[kurmis94]

I laughed so hard i snorted xD This is the best thing ever. Espeically after watching DH part 2

[BackpackBlog]

Hilarious. Pure comedy.

[contactpensacola]

*Buckbeak Mountain*??!!! Roflmfao @1:03

[xXMrsSnape]

I. AM. INTERESTED. SNAPE! Gawd! 0:18 , 0:26 , 0:40 , 0:50 , 1:10 and 1:25 are the sexiest things I have ever seen! HOLY CRAP! I need an owl... can I borrow one? I PROMISE I will call you Sevviepoo for THE REST OF MY LIFE!

[rachelissocoollike]

lol. stewie griffin and the ice king had a baby.

and thus.. SNAPE WAS BORN.

[VictoryFire88]

If Snape was real and he did make a dating service video I'd be fucking him right now! lol xp

[VictoryFire88]

Sevy poo. lol xp Dobby leg humping. lol Omg this is quality. lol

[Numanchels11]

he's too misrable, he's not ma kind of guy

[Blackurrent1]

SNAPE <3 LUCIUS!

[Therandomgamergirl]

MUAHAHAHAHAHA SEVIPOO!!!!

THIS IS PURE EPICNESS :D

[bandgeekoddball]

SNAPE!!!! <3 <3 <3

[findemaxa13]

"draco malfoy in a dress" lmao

[xochelsea08]

Every Halloween my English teacher dresses up as Snape and he has us sorted into teams. He only awards Slytherin points and docks everyone else. XD Win. We're too obsessed with Harry Potter.<3 Mischief managed.

[supergeeky51]

Hilarious!!!!!!! I'd totally date him, but dobbie the house elf, wow wasn't expecting that...

[rosieeb123]

When you're Snape, nobody likes you.

Except for a massive, obsessive female fanbase that orgasms at the mention of Severus Snape or Alan Rickman.

[lovegood55]

@rosieeb123 Absolutely!

[LionBoy316]

@rosieeb123 not true, if i weren't still expelled and banned from hogwarts i would still enjoy trying to chase snape around and help him the way gred and forge told me too :O

[cagdog123]

If dobby the house elf started humping my leg LMAO

[AngelofMusic1416]

NO! I'M FROM THE AMERICAN SOUTH! I'M NOT SMELLY!

But, I have to admit, this was hilarious. Great job! You must do one for Charlie Weasley (poor guy, JK didn't give him a wife). That would be totally awesome.

[DeathNoteVampire1]

Aww! Sevvipoo! How sweet!!! If I was dating him I would definitely call him that...

also how in the HECK do i get youtube to stop making me type in the squiggly letters every time i post more than around 3 comments? its so freaking ridiculous. any advice?

[gothgirl4813]

You wonderful little loser! >///<

[LittleGregH]

Dating Service Recordio Turning Offo ? OMG!! XD

[MoonyLuna19]

OMG I'LL DATE U LOL!!!

XD !!!!

[erdberkeks]

brilliant :D

[hello152984]

very sensitive? Luv snape but sensitive is not one of his qualities, im sorry ;)

[NeonTrees2012]

Dawwww... Poor Snape :(... XD

[girgirl99]

i'm not that smelly!!! soooooo... since we have that cleared up, u want my digits?

[NightmareLoveForever]

Lol, Sevvipoo, trust me, I'm PRETTY sure there are a FEW girls out there who like you. ;)

[LarnaBananaSplit]

Hillarious!! although Canadians are pretty cool...

[black4pienus]

sneep should date bellatrix....

[Ashley80493]

ill send u an owl right away ;)

[TheFlyingShrimp10]

lol I WANT TO DATE SNAPE rofl

shakespeare

poor desperate snape = (

[StalkingAlucard]

Sevvie-Poooo! XD

[MandyPandy1652]

"Sexy senorita" LOL xD

[InuKag4eva]

Surprisingly funny. Great job.

[BucketOBeans]

28 people were either bulgarian, hungarian, botswanian or from the south

[divagirl408]

@BucketOBeans Did you see the Brokeback Mountain poster of him and Lupin. I was rolling on the floor laughing my butt off.

[xlefreakcestchic]

sexy senorita interested in the Snape meister

[hoppyiscute]

would Florida be considered South? haha

[hello152984]

poor snape... :(

[TalentSky99]

Could not stop laughing! Great job :)

[bubblerei]

LOL AHAHAHA I couldnt stop laughing X'D

Do you have a facebook sevvy...poo? LOL

[koekoeksjoeng]

love how you imitate his voice..



[PrincessIvoryCrane]

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[musicrules91]

Sevvipoo!!!! Love this!!!!!!!

[SanniDog]

LOL XDDDD Sevviepoo

[Silverspot12]

Well I was considering replying Sev, but since I'm Canadian, screw you, stay single Snivellus you greasy git! XP

You are amazing for making this, it's hilarious XP Even if it did insult me :P

[JaeYookChu]

Can you do a Lucius Dating Tape??

That would make my life if you did.xD

[shego4893]

LOL THA TW AS FUNY AND REALLY GOOD xd ENJOYED IT

[TheQueenieM]

This is a pure delight!!

[gothassassin14]

lol aww my friend always used to call Snape her Sevviepoo! :D

[TurkTang]

You guys are gross XD

[Icestar147]

.....-silence from endless snickering and desire to raep-

[Avani080]

I'm Interested! I'll call you Sevvie-Poo. I love Shakespeare too! And I'm not desperate I just severely love you! <3 Snape I LIKE YOU--- WAIT I LOVE YOU!!!

[NathanDftba]

<3 brokeback mountain manip

[Sweden8990]

Skeet skeet

[theweirdkids1]

lmfao "if dobby the house elf started humping my leg..id..id say..well thats ok"

[LilbunUWiz]

Aw, I'm Canadian! What isn't there to get?

Besides the hockey craze XD

[LeeMoureen]

WTF do u have against american southerners??? We may talk funny but i mean look at them 'sectum sempra'? Really???

[cheergirl10100]

so loveable i love and i like you please marry me where do i buy an owl

[rockinrach1000]

Seviepoo lolz not a nonsence person lolz Im pretty desperate. Lolz

[catherinelaurie91]

I LIKE YOU SEVVIEPOO!

[hello152984]

:( aw poor snape

but i love when it says

'I'm errr.....snape and most people call me......snape....'

LOL

'I dont tolerate nonsense though....' LOLOLOL

[flyinvisible]

wtf man...fun, but you have too much time on your hands...lol.

[evolutionaddict84]

alright um, dating service recordio turnie offo... did it work? hahahahahaha. hilarious. Love it :D

[tonkahoosier]

ROLF at Sevvypoo! "Shakespeare I, I, I love him" bfffffffff

[banananutmuffin24]

Lmao! "BUCKBEAK MOUNTINE Severus Snape. Remus Lupin. Nymphadora Tonks. Draco Malfoy in a Dress. SLASH IS A FORCE OF NATURE" XD

[therealMari1]

Ah! NO! I'm from the South!

[banananutmuffin24]

Snapemeister!

[InkStorm1]

Love you sevy-poo

[VampireYuki67]

I like you Sevipoo!!

[laquishna]

lol buckbeak mountain

[dracosbadgirl]

Awww ill be sure to write hi an owl. even though he sounded alot like stewie >.<

[InkStorm1]

I'll take sevy-poo anyway !

[isingstuff123]

LOL XD i like the end! "did t work?" hahaha lol XD

[Vampireprincess549]

Crap * from Louisiana *

[naughtynaomi9000]

Awww.... Sevvy Poooo!

[xXToonKatBunnyXx]

OH I'M interested in the Snape-Meister alright xD

[TezraKaulitz483Emiru]

xD oh god this is great.

[LipsOfCherryRed]

Rofl, sign me up for Severus~

[cassiecrowson]

awww sevvypo! i love it!

[Yukisan11]

omg so retard which makes it so gawd damn funny!!!! great job!!!

[Exalda15]

Haha I'd send snape an owl. ;) lol he reminds me of stewie from family guy. Y=The way he was talking and all that.

[ShnapeykinsForever]

SEVVYPOO!

[Nebelfetzen]

LOVE him!

[kags36]

LOL!!! AMAZING!

[emocookies66]

O.o ummm.... this is why snape should of ttold lily he loved her :[

[phantomturtle44]

I'd date Severus in a shot and get him into bed faster than you can say "alakazam!"

[bailey1571]

I would totally do him

[sevsnapelove09]

hehehe I love Sevvy Poo!!!! I want to hug him and make him eat cupcakes!!!!

[RandomPocky]

Oh I am more than interested ;D

[fairydoor]

I would date him in a shot! :-D

<3 <3 <3

[stsars13]

Dang it!!!! *From Texas....*

[katthale]

He can find happiness with me. <33

[XBenedicte]

I like you Snape! ^^

Funny vid ^^ 5 stars*

[XtremeSnarryFan]

Everybody like Snape! And I'm defanitly turned on for Snape!XD

[fxckinglush]

"I'm pretty desperate" hahahahaha

[cutiecutiecool]

so he`s okay with dobby the house-elf but not with canadian!!!!!

[Yaya0Hikari0forever]

snape kinda sounds like the grinch lol

[latexlaceandleather]

hot!!!!

[ElaineDawkins]

I am not really turned on... Sorry!

[RaeSnape]

SEVVIEPOO!

[ShoutOut159]

you're shit.

[grimlyn94]

@ShoutOut159 thats not very nice

[KissMeKillMe46]

Hahahahahahaha, love it!

[StacyVorosco]

I lmao for 1:04

[frerardxmcr]

Haha! "Dating Service Recordio Turn-y off-o!" That just made my whole day! This whole thing is hilarious.

*Favorites*

[rmgaulin]

Dating survousy turny offy did it work ?

[ssgosen4]

snape looks nothing like the snape in the book

[HelloKittyTime]

But it still fits the character extremely well.

[GothicWhiteRose101]

seriously?! SEVVY POO??????//?

[shelbylynn90]

"I'm Snape...the potions master...most people call me Snape...the potions master" XDD

[LestatDeBratPrince]

I live in Alabama, guess that puts me in the category of "The American South"

Damn you, yankee. xDDDD

JK I LOVE YOU OMG.<3

This sounds like something the people from Family Guy would think of. o0"

[MsMeganonymous]

draco malfoy in a dress..... lmao!

[deathsspouce09]

That wasnt Draco.

[MsMeganonymous]

On the "Buckbeak Mountain" poster, underneath Nymphadora Tonks it said "Draco Malfoy in a Dress"

[peaceblossom8]

"Hello... I-I-I'm Snape, the Potions Master... uhmmm... and most people just call me... Snape, the Potions Master..." LMAO!! and "Sevvypoo!" I will forever refer to Snape as Sevvypoo now!

[SabrinaSeverus15]

The way he says sexy senyorita is hot the voice is very diffrently.:)

[cynicalxclary]

LOL !

[MegaPatronus]

OMG #D

HAHA!

great

[ImSoAwesomeUrNot]

LMAO

he reminds me of simon from american idol!!!!!!!!!

LOL sevvypoo

[JanksterProductions]

The part about Dobby reminds me of a fan art thing I saw of them kissing... It was really freaky.

[TheRachel666]

omg! haha! i luved it! 8-D!xXx

[audreywashere1993]

LMAO!!!!

[sabserab]

this was a respone to DNAkapula, dunno why it shows up all on top ;-p

[Emblandensia]

OMG!!!! xD

This is hilarious!!!!

[itaybm2]

SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[luckylot2]

i wanna hug him and call him sevvypoo

[AnimeFreak7842]

LOVE SERVEUS SNAPE!!! *GLOMPS SNAPE*

[DNAkapula]

Snape... you could manage to get a friggin orgy revolved around you if you wanted :D *sigh* ... Snapemeister... sounds like a pimp :'D Sevvie-poo *hugs*

[sabserab]

*yay* Snape orgy, like in the movie Parfume. Alan in the middle, talkes with his hot deep voice, crowd goes swoony sexy mode LOL

[cassieacr]

I like you Sevvy

[bubbyt3]

Its not alan rickman (snape) because alan does NOT talk like this

[kaiyakaymarie]

Haha Im from mexico but i live in northern midwest united states so i count ;) :) xo.

[broadwaygirl18]

ok i got a commented on this on e before no idea what i said but heres another lets see if they match first i like snape...2nd snapes flamingly queer ...and yeah

[101HPfan]

LOVED IT!!!!!!! Buckbeak Mountain, the one of him in the green robe. awsome and i like you sevvie- poo

[dramionefanatic]

Buckbeak Mountain! XD ahahah! Love it! Rofl.

[Nosyarg9]

SEVVIE POO <33333

Bahaha, :D

[Seannaholic]

Sevy Poo hah

[elladefleura]

NOO.

I am a Canadian!

Oh well. I'll send him an owl anyway! :)

[redneck118ily]

:L If he was real, id get in contact with him ;)

I lvoe snape :L:L

This is hilarious

Welldone x

:L:LD

[maswellasm]

haha, "I'm not a big nonsense person, so if you're looking for nonsense you're not going to find it here..."

or, "I'm pretty desperate. If dobby that house-elf starting humping my leg I might...I might just say...that's fine."

[TheJayCast]

this is amazing! :D

[MissGoldeelocks]

DOBBY

[antpirate4ever]

hahaha

[AGlassyCountenance]

oh my god! hilarious!

[proudtobeasarahfan]

Sevvie poo xDD

[SethClearwaterFan]

no canadians!!!????

[ugetobarat]

It's funny that in the who-can't-send-an-owl Hungarians were the first. :D Why?

[101MrDarcy]

Lmao! SEVIE POO!!!! woop woop!

I would like to see dobby trying to hump his leg! :L

LEGEND.

[bayleen95]

The Snape-meister! XD AWesome lol

[XxMrsCoreyFeldmanxX]

Hello, I'm Snape the Potions Master, but most people call me, uh, Snape the Potions Master. xD

Whoa Buckbeak Mountain 0.0 creepy.

Not a very big "nonsence" person xD

hahaha Dobby the House Elf!! hahahaha

lmfao smelly people!

any sexy signorita intrested in the snapemeister! lmfao

[XxXJessPokeFanXxX]

None of you smell people, no, not my cupa tea at all. LOL!

[XxxshizzlexxX]

XD Snapemeister :P

[666Angi]

Sevie poo, DObby the house elf- LoL

Bulgarians, Hungarians and south americans. LoL

And how many people responded to that and sent an owl?

[iloveTnDx]

Snape wouldn't do this lol,he is too in love with lily XD

[yumyumshisha]

true