why do people hate poor uwe boll

[Komnenit]

He ruined Dungeon siege

[chorizo1337]

uwe boll is great

[iluv2tr0ll]

I AGREE WITH U 10000%. UWE BOLL IS THE GREATEST BEING IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GORIZARD6]

He's no longer the worst director ever, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are!!!

[PhantomHitman07]

STFU!!!



[apatheticpsycho04]

it's pronounced [oo-ve]. dumbshit!

[12iveyhl]

I agree Uwe Boll is a good director, he never disapoint me at all

[PhantomHitman07]

@12iveyhl Go suck his DICK!!!

[nonofyall]

I'm just waiting for him to do a God of War movie with Jack Black starring as Kratos

[LiNaK37]

Why the hell do you keep saying "yoo-ba"?

[Constantdoodle]

why do people hate uwe boll? watch his movies and you will see why people hate him....

[ImmortalDragon21]

Maybe if we took Uwe Boll, Micheal Bay umm M Night Shamalamadingdong etc, put them all in a room together. Maybe, just maybe they would come up with a movie worth paying out the wazoo prices to see.

[TheRealUweBoll]

Thanks ssoooooo much! I luv you man!!! I luv you!!1!! <3

[RealSindri]

107 People are Uwe Boll.

[TheRealUweBoll]

@RealSindri Including me.

[MrMrhellsing]

BTW this guy should also never make a Metal gear movie hel just fuck it up.

In the name of the king was terrible,Lord Of the Rings is better than that shit train.

Also imagine if he sonner or later desides to do an anime adaptation.He fucked up video games and now nobody in the industry wants him doing another one,so sooner or later hes gona try and fuck up Naruto or Bleach.Hell if he fucks up Hellsing ill hunt him down and kill him.He should just quit because he has no future.

[MrMrhellsing]

Uwe Boll should never touch

1. devil may cry

2.Halo

3.twisted metal

4.Uncharted

5.Or any other video game that he hasnt already fucked up.

[robinpers]

he makes fucking bad movies based on movies wich sucks ass. i mean really he even said at descovory chanal i dont play vido games at all. . . . . are you fucking kidding ME !!!!!!!!! HOW THE FUCK CAN THAT EVER MAKE SENSE !!!!!!!????? UWE BOLL MOST BE FUCKING STOPED IF HE ASKED YOU FOR A BOXING MATCH well . . . its just an excuse to get away from being killed instead he challenge yu to somthing he is good at thats not fair. if he ver ask you about it just keep fucking do what you were doing.

[TheLeathershadow]

I like anything with Michelle Rodriguez heh

[barahona125]

Successful Troll is successful

Uwe Boll is a complete shit for brains faggot.

[IloveOtherPplsMsry]

i wouldn't surprised if this was uwe boll himself talking

[TheSonomaDude]

Are you, by any chance, the actual Uwe Boll?

[legatoshred]

he´s the next spielberg

[chuno6]

go fuck ur self

[ProtoType989]

"Alone in the dark is very good movie. It make me very happyyyy" hahahahahahaha xD Oh, my god my stomach xD

[LuffyBlack]

This person is obviuously a troll lol.

[atomichead777]

bloodrayne is good just for the colors?! ur shitting me, ur really fucking shitting me. u say bloodrayne is good just cuz of the COLORS??!!! well, if u live under a rock, u probably haven't seen, oh, idk, like billions of other fucking movies with colors!!!! do u live in the 19th century? HELLO!!!! i mean, i don't mean to be harsh on ur english, but, COLORS?!? Please tell me u were joking, PLEEEEASE tell me u were joking cuz that was the stupidest fucking thing i've ever heard in my entire life

[Lokalpatriotin]

I love Uwe Boll :)

[spicychicken93]

Your not serious!!! your just jokin clearly, You like Bloodrayne as its colorful!! your Mentally slow

[XBlade14XD]

Uwe boll is a f*cking retard

[iKhicken]

are u Uwe Boll?

[Weirdo927]

This better be a joke, because Alone in the Dark really is a cheap movie with horrible script and acting worse than a retarded hamburger...

[knowl3sy]

why does your voice change , retard

[WSGTTV]

I found it hilarious when he thought he was asked by konami to make a metal gear solid movie xD

[ixyoux1]

i got a news for you. your youtube video sucks more balls then uwe balls movies!

keep it up and one day you might become just as nortorious :D. Uwe boll might made a few bad movies but his latest works are getting better. i liked postal and iam going to watch farcry. His work is origional he makes movies of video games and that is pretty difficult thing to do. most video games based on movies aren't nearly as good as you hoped too because it takes away part of the story/imagination.

[SShinX2off]

Uwe Boll is my favourite director ever..not

[deadagain33]

Uwe Boll is really good director and that postal is better than terminater 2. Hes not a f***ing retard like micheal bay

[DarkMetalkid123]

Dude his movies suck ass they ruin the game storylines

[LetsAllGetDrunk123]

After the success of COD Modern Warfare 1 + 2 I pray to god he does not touch that game....

[SpartaClan]

That isn't Sean Connery... that was Burt Reynolds in that film you fucking retard.

Go suck Uwe's pussy, you shit-stain.

[Veggiepunch]

The Fred Voice is always a good sigh.

[MaxHard9000]

Uwe Boll is a peice of shit. I agree with Averagegamer100, he is an arrogant cocksucker who wants everyone to believe that his movies are great, when in fact, I'd watch videos of ants burning than watch House of the Dead. He thinks he's the shit, when in fact, his movies blow.

[Averagegamer100]

I hate Uwe Boll because not only does he make shitty movies but he is also an arragont piece of shit who is convinced he is a genuis at directing despite the fact everyone tells him otherwise. He beleives that everyone else is just jealous of his "talent".

[FreeGreenMan]

Hey Arckain how much Uwe pay you for this video????

[HoribiFuckis]

Huey Boll ftw

[johnwelshmorris5]

because he makes terrible films.

[EclipseMetal08]

Why do people hate Uwe Boll......

Really?.....Your asking WHY we hate Uwe Boll?

[MarkC18]

Wait a minute... the main page says Kenji rom japanese... this person doesn't even sound like a japanese chipmunk.

THIS IS UWE BOLL!!! YOU MUST DIE! YOU NEED TO SUFFER A FATE WORST THAN HELL!

[infamousoulja79]

Go fuck yourself Uwe Boll!! Stop making shit movies. Kill yourself!!

[robsterbot2006]

USE BOLL MADE THIS VIDEO HES A PRICK alone in the dark was tolerable.... SECOND ONE IS THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT I EVER SEEN!

[xagerath]

Got a feeling Uwe Boll made this video. Makes sense with all the ass-kissing comments and the faked voice.

[cynicaldemon]

Editing.

[journeymanX]

Boll's future projects

Street fighter the legend of dan

Virtua fighter the movie

Pong the movie

Go to hell BOLL!!!

[slbiggs36]

All his movies look like bad Sci-Fi channel productions.

[SeanConnery9000]

Exactly & they're so bad that they have to get financed by independent distributors. That's why they suck.

If you're going to make a movie, have it be by Sundance, Summit or Lionsgate but not by his crappy German production co.

Plus, everyone compares him to Michael Bay. No comparison, Bay might be awful story-wise but he just wants to blow crap up & make everyone have a laugh.

Boll is unintentionally funny. Fuck him

[WhiteTiger225]

@slbiggs36 Don't insult the Sci-Fy channel!

[TommyKXx]

If Far cry, the movie, had the same storyline as the game, it would be much better

[TamandTodd]

He ruined Dungeon Siege!!!

[ladiesman6908]

He ruined Far cry :(

[TheRealUweBoll]

@ladiesman6908 No yuo did.

[MsStevenSegal]

piss of uwe boll

[cesspool25]

wots wrong with this dick uwe makes no fuckin money,he is shit at castin n ive never seen 1 of his pieces of shit that he calls'a movie' n wen u he dies u just no satan gunna butt fuck him wit a pineapple

[wrathofzeberdee]

Hate....I hate you so...very...much. Can't...strangle...through...m­onitor.

Fuck you and thank sh!t Uwe Boll didn't get the rights to Metal Gear.

[madzy006]

Lets hope he gets his hands on the rights to Halo!

[coalheartly]

.....

[SeanConnery9000]

Fuck You

[drdanny13]

oh god no.........

[UltimateSupremeBeing]

Uwe Boll is one of the worst directors in history. His films are a good example of how NOT to make a movie. I study filmmaking and even i could make a better film than him.

[abysss24]

Even I, that don't study filmmaking, but still have some good commons sense left, would do better!

In fact, almost anyone I know except Uwe, would make better movies :)

[SpraxIAKS]

Could you?

1968 Tunnel Rats.

Could you make better than that?

;) Nope

[UltimateSupremeBeing]

I bet i could, i consider myself a good filmmaker. This guy hasn't made a single decent movie whilst others have done so (Seltzberg are an exception). That's when you know someone truly is a terrible filmmaker. Although i respect him in a sense as he obviously continues making films cos he enjoys it which is fair enough.

[assholemon]

a baby can do a better job than uwe boll

[monkeylemur]

at least he's influential.

[UltimateSupremeBeing]

Not really. He can't direct, he's bad at it. Not a very good influence to young filmmakers to me.

[emonerd826]

yeah, he's influential. he's influencing future directors NOT to be like uwe boll.

[kingeik]

That`s a possibility we all can just hope for!

[unclepalo]

yoo bohl iez eh veri gooed meuvii directa

[Aussieroth7]

.....He got MGS? AAA HA HA HA HA!!! Hideo quoted this "I don't know who will direct the movie, but Uwe Boll will never touch the rights to MGS." Hideo's got standards.

[Blackgaia02]

Thank goodness! :D

I wish the director of the MGS Movie will be Hironobu Sakaguchi

[Blackgaia02]

IGNORE my other comment. <_<

I know Hideo Kojima would direct it.

[Boom2thaBap]

I like Uwe Boll. His movies are bad, but I like the man. Granted, I don't know too much about him, but from what I've seen in interviews, as well as the fact that he chalenged his critics to a boxing match and proceeded to beat the shit out of them, I've got to say, I like his style (not his directing style, however).

[fleshoffyourbones]

He beats up the critics that he knows are smaller than him, There was a bigger one and he declined the fight.

He was bankrupting his country with his shit ass movies.

[Boom2thaBap]

The 'bigger one' you refer to was Ron Sparks, and even he supported Boll's decision not to fight him, considering that he was already fighting several people back to back. He didn't select people based upon their size, he extended an invitation to his biggest critics, and one of the five was an amateur boxer (Chance Minter).

[abysss24]

Lol yeah, really nice style, let me tell you something buddy, that's an asshole style...

Let me give you an example...

I play guitar, I make music, I sell music, I sing about a some nice things turning them into trash,

half of the world hates me for this, but I challenge the biggest haters out there, to confront me in what I do best, let's say a drawing contest, or a guital playing contest...

What I am trying to say is that a box match is not a fair use of dealing with the actual problem.

[Kilroyishere21]

jesus christ this video is like Uwe Bolls movies a pile of shit

[semignome]

hahaha nicely said

[abysss24]

That's exactly it, except if you add the word "steaming" before the world shit, you are even closer to absolute perfect resemblance.

[vlad091085]

Arckain u sucks like uwe boll does u both are faggets

[samuraixcyber]

I watched Farcry already if U doesn't play a game it fun but if U play he is the worst director in the world . If U like his movies I think u are might not human.

[ghostly2]

umm, yeah, I'm trying to start an online petition to get funding to make a Uwe Boll biography film.

Borrowing his style I'll borrow liberally from the source material (?) and add-in my own scenes with the secret gov't viral research facility in space.

I mean, how else am I going to add in the gratuitous car chase scenes, explain the cybernetic arm implant and Jesus Christ's cameo?

Schnikeys, have you seen bloodrayne 2? Uwe should try directing porn...

[2POWERFUL]

Everyone, DON'T BE RACIST cause of his accent.

[Adnoydal]

the german messiah

[bitazi24601]

Quoting Jay Sherman: It Stinks!!!

[tomimn2233]

sounds japanese. very good making up japanese accent!

[Goatswe]

fucktard trying to make fun of a fucktard? u phail...

[LlTylL]

maker of this movie can slit his throat with uwe bolls fucking movie. Stop Trying to be funny. You Twat

[Lndp4]

just one comment...that is burt reynolds. not sean connery. there is even a picture of his FACE on the poster.

[reflar22]

Bad video almost as bad as uwe boll's

[wrathofzeberdee]

I found this video offensive. Nuff said

[2POWERFUL]

For some reason, If any Uwe Boll haters watching this, then SCRAM!

This is just the deep, deep insight of Uwe Boll's works that is often misunderstand.

(And don't even think of thumbs down it because of your obsession of hate)

[skaterkyle125]

HAHAHA are you kidding?!?! this isn't even close to "deep, deep insight" of boll's movies. if anything this is a joke it made me laugh so hard. His movies suck, he has no talent as a director. Deal with it.

[2POWERFUL]

Only thing I'd say is deal with each other's biases when It comes to movies.

[sixelanavi03]

wow you suck when it comes to english grammar buddy. and yes, uwe boll sucks. and you're a retard. study your english subjects mate.

[sixelanavi03]

wow you suck when it comes to english grammar buddy. and yes, uwe boll sucks. and you're a retard. study your english subjects mate.

[Vleesball]

hahaha lovley voice :p

[bryanjohnbeard]

I'll tell you why no one likes Uwe Boll because he's an unimaginative fucktard

[FFFan3445]

I need to make it a point to come back and give this video 1 star every week. This sucks.

[sixelanavi03]

PLEASE DO!

[Hiro252]

why are u putting on an asian voice you twat.

[TheJuggernaut88]

fuck uwe boll, fuck his movies. makes me sick thinking him near films. FUCK THIS VIDEO!

[Disco234jockey]

Metal gear by uwe boll!!??? no!! fuck that.

[sgtMaximusix]

Dont worry it wont happen.

[TAKENnameARGH]

I think ill get nightmares just cuz you said it.

[BlinK1FUCKING82]

MGS is way to worthy for a director like boll to ever get the rights. If they let him make a msg movie, then everything about the game is ruined...

[shmookins]

you're a fucking retard.

[3691TP]

his films suck ass not one has made a profit. Alone in the Dark, Blood Rane, FarCry none of which has made a profit and none of the films has even made it to the cinema in England

[googe]

this is sooooooo funny

great man this is the greatest thing ever to have come out of uwe boll

hahahahahahaha

[alpargm2d]

die

[downwithutube]

You aren't Japanese. Stop it. :)

[alphaotakux]

assuming he is japanese is racist.

[downwithutube]

No...it isn't. His choice of words and speech patterns combined with the strange accent with sped-up voice leads me to think that. I could be wrong, but I doubt it.

Also, if you check his user page, he claims to be Japanese.

Thanks for playing! :)

[utube9000]

No it's not. Besides the voice changing software, I detect a distinctly Asian speech pattern in this person's voice. Why is it "racist" to recognize this?

[Mrun985]

you have a valid point and he is most definately Asian

[indorocker88]

omfg. Dang man, this is the funniest shit ever!

[hipser]

Where are you from?!?!

[DarthFanta]

Dude, the King in Dungeon Siege isn't Sean Connery, Uwe Boll is too crap to use him, intead he used Burt Reynolds.

[DarthFanta]

Dude u talk retarded. Personally, I just though that Uwe Boll's movies are okay, not particular good or bad

[MonkeyChubby]

5 words.

Alone in the dark movie.

[FroYo44]

all of his movies suck. SUCK.

also pronounce his name write idiot.

[heyheyhey0h]

uwe boll fucking sucks and so does fucking this video.

postal was good though

[Nixxen]

I kind of hate saying this out loud, but i love his movies.

Not because they are good, but because i know they are of low quality and don't expect them to be anything more than a z-movie.

I mean.. Have you ever sat down to watch house of the dead.

It's hilarious - sadly not intentional, but never the less - The acting, facial expressions(or lack thereof), dialog - It makes for a good laugh.

As for postal, i was positively surprised. It was actually quite good compared to his earlier works.

[Blackbeard280]

LOL learn how to say his name correctly first.

[FightingGundam]

For the record, not to flame the shit out of any of you queers.

(Oh yeah, im using expletives.)

its pronounced "OO-Vay Boll" not "YOU BOWL"

so all of you "LOL"ers should seriously think before you post. This guy is a millionaire.

What are you? You are some poor-shit using a computer library to flame a perfectly legit guy trying to make your lives better.

If you don't like his art, don't watch it.

I don't flame your gayass drawings from when you were 6, point and case.

[chepepuy]

Uwe Boll sucks, he even hasn't ever played any of the games he has made movies from. What makes him believe his work worths it? Worst director ever. By the way, what has the "Naruto" tag anything to do with this?

[R3ven4nTGOD]

You guys are either a bunch of kiddes or very STUPID FUCKS. You guys' reasons make no sense.

Mindless fucks... All you guys can say is that he's the worst director of all time. What makes a good director? Are you a fucking Director? If not, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU QUALIFIED to how to be a good director... provide constructive reasons, PLEASE...

NOT a supporter, but a hater of stupid fucks... KILL EM' OFF!

[Hiro252]

i bet a tramp off the street would do a better job at directing more than half the drivel that boll spews out. get off your pedestal.

[CrimsonDeath300]

when Boll isn't looking I will be right behind him with a sledge hammer and a copy of his movies, and I will force him to watch them. If he looks away from the screen then I smash his balls over and over again until all of the movies are finished.

[jonwolfIII]

metal gear is not gonna be directed by boll fuck tard. when kojima found out boll wanted to be involved in creating a metal gear movie, kojima stated hidechan which means absolutely not and do you no why coz uwe boll sucks ass.

[botschief911119]

Why do people hate poor uwe boll? Basically because all his movies(down to the last one), are utter, total, complete: CRAP. I watched Dungeon Siege recently, and I honestly never felt so disgusted with any other "fantasy" movie. I hate Uwe Boll's movies, such rubbish.

[turnerdcentury]

agreed

[IllianBlack]

lol, yew boll.

[HeyArnoldsspleen]

All these video games have shitty b-movie plots anyway. The industry is far too concerned with story over gameplay these days. Boll could do wonders with Command and Conquer, which have Boll-level acting.

[Lynx0123456789]

you suck ass loser

[911violentagro]

Bratologist, you're a fucking idiot. The whole point is that noone should make fucking movies based off of video games because it fucks up everything in the game. It has completely different storie's and characters that weren't even in the game beforehand. It's rediculous.

[UnGatoExtraviado]

not funny my friend...

[alfenlied]

just because he do bad movies

[xxHazyShadowsxx]

We hate him because he turns beloved games into Shit movies!

(I havent seen Postal, but I assume its good, because even Uwe Boll isnt bad enough to fuck that awesome series up)

[kamikaziu]

LOL? Postal is awesome game?! It is piece of shit!

[1zxcvbn]

True!

[mcmasey]

sean connery wasnt in Name of the King burt reynolds was

[HawkJedilord]

Hate Uwe Boll and his crappy movies! Bad soundtrack+no experince playing any PC and/or console games+poor actors+substandard directon+no real knowledge (not even to save his own sry ass) about the games he ruined with his "genius"= WTF!? The answer is obvious! CRAP!!! CRAP! And utter BULLSHIT!

[MrVideoMan2]

Postal is awesome!

[WTFK173]

"You Bowl"

roflcopter~!

:D

[TomAR4YA]

i just hate this whoreson, he's ruining the legendary games postal and far cry just to make something which he expects that people call it films...

[Bratologist]

How is he ruining the game? If you don't like his interpretations of your favourite games, why don't you make one yourself? Uwe Boll did.

[xxHazyShadowsxx]

No Bratologist your completely wrong.

I'm sure that I can make a better adaptation of FAR CRY with $5000 and a boat.

And Uwe Boll doesent make "Interpretations" as you call them, he makes Garbage.

Far Cry has nothing to do with AI robots and a Drunken Boat Captain, and if Uwe Boll considers that "Original" Idea to be any "Good", then he has completely gone mad.

[Skibum917]

5 Bucks says Uwe Boll made this. The shitty quality kinda supports this idea too....

[boxofgreed]

Uwe Boll pronounces his name differently. This is an affected German accent.

[Pic4real]

He is fucking with the best games ever! FUCK U, maniac! Fucking retard director!!! I suggest to KILL URSELF!!!

[KRBorc]

far cry will be disaster

[Biukw]

InDeed,  IN F***ING DEED

[mynarr]

i'm sure that uwe will be "god director of b movies" in 50 years like Ed Wood, right now everyone things that his movies are crap but in few decades there are gonna be classic.

[SynxVII]

No, Ed Wood's film had a charm to them. Uwe Boll's films are shit, they will be forgotten completely.

[stealthybob10]

someone just needs to kill Boll, thats the only way to stop him from making anymore movies

[Tranqx]

i agree.

[HogisGuy]

Maybe it's Uwe Boll himself that is talking in this movie!

[MojoGiggedy]

Good thing the DIE HARD director has snapped up the position as director on gears of war

[donovanwilder]

worst director ever, the only good part in ANY of his movies EVER is when u see lokens boobs in blood rayne, and that movie sucked hard ass to

[bob1126]

Uwe boller: Bloodrayne 3, far cry, alone in the dark 2 2008!

[Flukey006]

gay

[dkellyukatu]

he's probably going to make a movie on madden

[freedomownzu]

KEEP BOLL AWAY FROM MGS!!!!

[downwithutube]

I think he'll do a great job at it. Give him a chance! Viva Uwe!

[Doomsdaywarrior]

He will never do a great job ay anything. He will always fail.

[FightingGundam]

This video is terrible, and the creator should box six rounds with boll for his failure at a mockery.

Anyway, yeah, Boll isnt that great, but i dont see any of you jackasses out there making movies, shit, even his crap makes MILLIONS. For someone who doesnt play videogames, he does a solid job.

So stfu fanboys.

[Nycago]

yes youre right its not good to make hatevideos but:i dont have to make a movie myself to 'prove' that Uwe Boll sucks, Uwe Boll has a job to do, making movies, and he sucks at it!

[ZombieBlaster]

old news boll is not directing MGS movie