Mars circa 3,999,997,992 BC

[UHeardMe1stTime]

This was an unintentional comedy sketch looking at these comments. Nobody is taking it seriously.

[DeepTimeUnit37]

No, it's red because of the iron oxide on the surface. Don't know what that is, think of the letters R U S T.

[laikhambrgr]

could we used a redox rxn to take away the oxygen and use it? O_O

[jellotime91]

are you fucking listening to Nickelback??

wtf is that.. turn that off when you're talking shit about mars :(

[hwuanghu]

cakeky layer?

[vearheart42]

Your always high aren't you?

[lacek2700]

i've always wondered. either hes high or a genuis

[clutchoIogy]

sit on my face, milky one

[bran002]

I was hearing it might've been an old moon of Mars that hit it. Because apparently while our moon is gradually getting farther from us, Mars' moons are getting closer to it. I'm thinking a bunch of the old oceans on the planet are now within the planet, basically what you're saying I think. That could really help explain the lack of volcanic activity, if the core was flooded with water or something. Mars could basically be inside out to some extent. Interesting video dude.

[Beedbit]

A specie of Aliens came to Earth when there were apes and sped up the process of evolution.

[vearheart42]

I don't think you understand how evolution works. . .

Unless you are saying this race killed Apes and only apes and only the fittest survived. . .

Which happens naturally anyway. . .

[Beedbit]

mhmm..............ook

[ArmadaWraith]

unfortunatly mars is only half the diameter of earth so it cooled off faster and its the heat of the core of a planet that causes the magnetic field around the planet and without a strong magnetic field its atmosphere is thiner so the pressure is lower and water boils at below room temperature in mars pressure.... but the weird thing is is that theres evidence that theres still flowing water on mars a planet that water is nearly impossible on... hmm interesting

[randolphmarshall]

actually the magnetic field of a planet deflects the solar wind. without the magnetic field the solar wind erodes the atmosphere. as u said, the iterior of mars cooled and the magnetic field no longer was generated, so any atmophere mars may have had would have been stripped away by the solar winds.

[ArmadaWraith]

ya actualy some recent tests done by the pheonix capsul has determined that there was once a large amount of water on the planet(or at least in the area pheonix landed) because they found these small peble like stones all over the ground which only form in hot springs and on lake beds so now scientists figure that mars was probably habitable when earth was just a large chunk of molten rock

[ev13wt]

We came from mars.

[boondocksaint909]

Technically thats true.

[randolphmarshall]

maybe...

[ev13wt]

Your getting better.

[chrisgator101]

hey ian i saw u on the orbits gum commercial lol

i was like wtf am i going insane lol

[hellsya24]

im pretty sure everyone with an 8th grade education already knows that

[heartvscliche]

I think you made some very interesting points.

Only one thing though.. magma, when it's hardened, turns black? Right? Im pretty sure that's right.. so.. I don't know if that still connects your theory with mars. what do you think?

[DlVlNATl0Nx]

"Orbit" gum? You can chew it while you're on your way to Mars. Don't forget your shovel. lol

[sm0ky40]

It would take a long time for the mars rover to dig that deep :)

[stringofwhtlites]

those mirrors would fuck us up really bad if they went wrong though

[liennosyarg]

Holy hell I just saw you on my TV!

[hansishxc]

Ahahaha I JUST watched your orbit commercial, man. Awesome. :)

[ETrain1978]

Orbit Gum has your nose hair in it eeeeew

[MageSutek]

Did earth start some kind of mining/defacing expedition on Mars? Last I heard, a little robot dude went digging and messed around with some "white" stuff that we "think" might have been water in one of its forms. I think it would be precipitous of us to think there is "soil" under the surface. Inasmuch, why would we need soil if we are going on hydroponic crusades to the Red Planet? Maybe we should determine if the planet can sustain human life before expeditions ensue.

[Valthecatlover]

flippin' sweet couch!

[QuinnEGorges]

Tha's not a couch, that's a LOVE SEAT.

:D

[Valthecatlover]

lawl

[t2darelantan]

You are an idiot Ian you suck, REMEMBER SUPERASENTE

[Hereinmyhead102]

Hey dude

SALT WATER SUN

WATER BURNS

rock on ian

[vegetalordvegeta]

you were in a orbit gum commercial!

[CocteauBoyTV]

OMG! Ian!!! I just saw you on the ORBIT gum commercial!!! HOW COOL!!! LOL!

[ellsworth78]

Like H.I.V. doesn't cause A.I.D.S or like white is not white. Like if you think you're healthy you become healthy.

[jmoctar]

Reading the comments here is great! They are far more intelligent and entertaining then the video. Thanks posters.

[SynapseSnap]

So, interesting information, something to think about.

I doubt there's anything alive or moist to really speak of down there - probably too compacted and isolated for too long. At most it could have archeological significance. Who knows what you could dig up, really. But basic plant-like life or bacteria would be world-shaking. No need to get ahead of ourselves.

You wouldn't need a reflective system though, we use hydroponics to grow plants and crops indoors already, simulating sunlight.

[robertmaxwellproduce]

is that explosions in the sky?

[Anewvision81]

you're losing your mind slowly, and i don't even have coffee

[IanLuvsIanToTheMax]

you're like a 4-year-old who found a big dictionary ... with typos

[seekwhensays]

Haha!

[bobissocoollike]

theres a thought

[grody88]

Hey, looks like another edition of Ask Dr Stupid:

Crossmacked claims collision occurred 4 BILLION (4,000,000,000) years ago.

Crossmacked subtracts 2008 from 4 MILLION to get 3,997,992

Crossmacked then entitles video "Mars circa 3,997,992 BC"

What are 3 significant digits or a lazy 3,996,000,000 year mistake to a space cadet anyway? Now how can we trust Ian to solve the riddle of the universe.

[quickerest]

LO LOL LOL LOL LOL

I really really cant stop laughing now.

I was wondering what kind of math /meth was involved.

[IanCrossland]

@grody88 Thanks for pointing that out. Now I see it two years later.

[Aquinas42]

Boreal just means north, thus the crater is in the northern hemisphere... dumbass... Oh but there's no such thing as the borealis crater, there's an area called borealis on mars with some craters in it. Little more research next time, k

[Anewvision81]

who's slippin' pills in this guy's coffee?

[TheBalloonProject]

if that happens on earth we'll film it from some birthday balloons ;)

[strangeparty]

Thanks for the info...but I'll take the tuna on rye and a diet coke.

[airricksreloaded]

Only 38 comments.. are you losing your touch or are people just tired of talking to a wall?

[anarchistnation69]

*gasp* He's a scientist!!!

*type type type, tap tap tap*

[MABman622]

You are a riddle wrapped into an enigma ham sandwich, my friend.

[ShammyMcPumpkinhead]

"They did some research" is kinda vague dont ya think? You believe it?

[Balzion]

Ian watch the movie

Mission To Mars...

I think you'll like it...

'cause it shows some of your idea...

[dscefonas]

He has a Kuato!

[LimpLoser]

Total Recall anyone?

[Lundadeuna]

Please don't ever become a Professor.

[SkywalkingEarthling]

I love the subject of space exploration. I enjoy hearing about it. And I enjoyed hearing your theory and suggestions.

My major concern is wanting this planet to be cleaned up first though. Also, I was thinking there should be some type of community space exploration program like there is community farming/gardens. It would help to ensure any Mars resource discoveries be shared (or made easily affordable/accessible) with everyone.

[Projection1234]

Projection1234 formally abstains from commenting on this video offering. I need a break from the pathology. However, as I have just referred to myself in the third person, it may be to late, pathology wise.

[Anewvision81]

at times you inspire me to drink coffee and smoke that random cigarette

[Mikey34549]

You fly us there ok but we got to stop by Wal-mart and pick up some shovels.

[tvguitars]

NO! IAN STOP! You might actually make this happen with your magical jedi powers of intention. PLEASE! I BEG YOU! DONT! OMG! If Ian even "thinks" this idea it may manifest! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Anewvision81]

tell your mom to make more cake

[theCommenteer]

Hey, didn't you get raped on 7/7 or thereabouts? That's very weird! I just saw this web page about somebody else who got raped that same day. Very weird. And it really wasn't rape, either...supposedly.

It's all a joke, isn't it?

[emwharton]

Yes tC, "supposedly."

The details are everything. If you combine the stories in both videos (A HOMOSEXUAL EXPERIENCE and I WANT TO EXPLAIN) and then watch the footage of Ian from battim's living room on the next day you get a more complete picture of what happened.

[emwharton]

In battim's video Ian reveals that they were kissing on the couch earlier that evening. This is a detail he omitted from his own two videos on the subject. So he was obviously aware of the seduction and admits he was cooperating when his pants came off. He consented to get naked in bed with the guy. The subsequent blowjob could not have been much of a surprise.

[emwharton]

He claims he was unresponsive during the blowjob but that just means that he is a selfish lover, not lack of consent. He was awake and he was being asked "Is this OK?" He chose to not to protest. He consented to a blow job and then changed his mind.

Ian wasn't raped or "agressed on sexually." Ian is just a COCK TEASE who exploited his victim even further by making a video about it to gain viewers on YouTube.

[theCommenteer]

You don't understand my comment, but it's not your fault. You have insufficient information. If I were you, I'd drop this incident from your Ian diagnosis file. I really don't think it applies in your assumed context.

[theCommenteer]

Or maybe you do understand and you're playing the same game!

[theCommenteer]

Maybe Michael drugged him.

[giaco44094]

Is there a creamy center under that cakey layer?

[camilorrie2000]

You'll have to forgive me for commenting on your past two videos instead of this one. Its possible this video is interesting but I did not watch it. I'm continually amazed how you make several videos stirring such controversy then just move on to another topic. Communication and interaction are the key? unless it takes place through text? It appears as though your videos are not for us to watch but for your own viewing pleasure. Mirror, mirror on the wall....

[Projection1234]

Precisely. It's as if no continuity = no content accountability.

[guitdude13]

Very cool to think about. Someone needs to write a fiction novel about people going to mars and digging down and an adventure down there in huge caverns or something. That would be awesome, then Peter Jackson could direct a movie of it haha.

[Destro7000]

you mean like Total Recall?

[guitdude13]

Never seen that, looks like a good movie though. I'll have to check it out.

[lxvlx]

Good to hear you rocking pearl jam there.

[TheLethargicAtheist]

you people are fucked.

[theCommenteer]

And you're an expert!

[HaleyMary]

Very cool. :) I've also read that Saturn's moon Titan contains a nitrogen atmosphere like the Earth, though it's a little more dense, making it hard to see below the surface.

[stargazertony]

What if humanoid life existed on Mars before the asteroid or comet hit and they traveled back and forth between here and there and Mars is the lost civilazation of Atlantis? =)

[harperseth]

Genius.

[bugsinrug]

Mmmmm....a cakey-layered crust. :-)

Hi Ian. hugs, Chris

[UnfamousJames]

Very interesting Ian. We'll have to just wait and see what happens.

[Katlyn21290]

I LOVE your videos!!

[Clockworkforest]

I want an electro mirror!

[emwharton]

Me too. They "keep the light fresh." I hate stale light.

[Centerfold]

Kind of mind boggling but it makes sense. Exciting stuff.

[theaccessory]

We have difficulty digging 3 feet under Mars today. Just look at the enormous cost of sending the current spacecraft called Phoenix that is presently digging 6 inch "trenches" on the surface of Mars. There is no way that we're going to be digging 2 miles underground on Mars in our life times. It's costly enough to dig that deep in search of oil here on Earth.

[theCommenteer]

And making underground farms is nowhere so easy as drilling for oil. I think the deepest tunnels are in the 1/20 mile range.

[w0r1dpeace]

I thought THE SAME THING!!!!!

There's probably giant underground reservoirs of water ... frozen water.

Is the martian mean atmospheric temperature increasing? Is global warming only a terrestrial phenomena or is it something that is happening to every planet in the solar system?

[SmilingWood]

Nibiru. And it'll be back to say howdy to the brain dead humans.

[MerynCadell]

uh huh.

and so?

[LastCommand]

hmmm so if your saying that there are these damp caverns under mars, then there will be life? Maybe bat type creatures. Or very pale White humanoids?

[Zaharah28]

Ak, Ian, it's good to see you. You know i love you.... despite all my bitching. ;P