"Cause I knew I was gonna come out of this haze and there' be some janitor standing there going, 'All right......' *wraps cord around arm* and i"m like, 'oh my god! did I take all that?!' 'Yeah, nearly chipped your tooth!'"
My ex sent me this link as I am waiting for my ride to take me to my 1st "procedure". This is so funny. Did see this skit at Oregon state fair a few years ago.
HE is my hero. No i am not a guy, but he fucking makes me laugh no matter what. i can watch this over and over and still find it funny. Plus he's fallowing me on Twitter. that is even fucking better. BILL IS KING
I saw Aged and Confused when it premiered on Comedy Central. All of it is funny as sin, but the colonoscopy skit makes me laugh 'til I cannot breathe every time!! Thanks for posting this, you made my day! :)
Wish they'd done to him what they did to me; both ends the same day. Now his description of that would have hurt somebody!!
TheSFCRetired 1 week ago
I am guessing they gave him versed! Vered makes like drunk!
moniquefiorecna 3 weeks ago
cant....breathe....soo....funny......
dacookiemasta 1 month ago
I'm laughin' so hard because it's so true!!!
Tinkerbird 1 month ago
Bill Engvall is hilarious!!! My face hurts from laughing!
ElvisLA 1 month ago
I loved when he did that today. Yes I did see him today which is Sunday, and It was awesome
dustydan95 1 month ago
Its attached!! :D
MrFinnishDude91 2 months ago
i love Bill Engval he is very funny. i want to be like him ps im a girl not a boy
KatbremerRocks910 2 months ago 2
@MPhawkeye1 Rum my dear friend :P
TheTechGuru246 3 months ago
Oh My God! I can't feel my face!
Lol! I about died..
Heroesfullyalive 4 months ago in playlist Liked 3
Pause at 4:55
mfavo19 5 months ago
Im going for mine on monday.....hope I can laugh at it then!
jhnpizz 5 months ago
people who dislike videos shouldn't have watched them in the first place
kjmann3 5 months ago
Can anyone else see Jack Sparrow doing the part from 4:40 to 5:00?
TheTechGuru246 5 months ago 4
@TheTechGuru246 Honestly i could...but it would be a seriously drunk Jack Sparrow
MPhawkeye1 3 months ago
tehe its attached!!!
lol he follows me on twitter! so i decided to look him up... so glad i did
TheMstweet 6 months ago
how is there even 1 dislike?
Enjoi8127 6 months ago
this dude follows me on twitter :D
sickndboy 6 months ago
"Cause I knew I was gonna come out of this haze and there' be some janitor standing there going, 'All right......' *wraps cord around arm* and i"m like, 'oh my god! did I take all that?!' 'Yeah, nearly chipped your tooth!'"
joshflitterfan 7 months ago 2
Love it!!!
purplecat09 7 months ago
"OH MY GOD! I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE" XD hahahahahh
monkeyblue13 8 months ago 8
Like this guy so much and this particular routine, but the first love is still Carlin...
becamarko 9 months ago
@becamarko LOVE carlin!!
xIMissYou1609x 6 months ago
i was searching for the hospitals video of that xD i failed
FireFlyMature 9 months ago
i listen to the cd on my way to summer school...always puts me in a better mood
josephineellen1 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"I better not see this on YouTube!" Too late
QuarstyAndZack 9 months ago
My ex sent me this link as I am waiting for my ride to take me to my 1st "procedure". This is so funny. Did see this skit at Oregon state fair a few years ago.
keitheric5 9 months ago
I saw Bill last night, May 21st, 2011 at the WinStar Casino, this was my favorite part
9beatles 9 months ago
leave it open in the back
oh yeah because I forgot what I'm here for
Jackass
XD
TheLitafan7 10 months ago
LOLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THIS IS SO FUNNY
gunzman177 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
heyyy!! ibetter not see this on youtube!! lmao
ahedgesRED 10 months ago
hilarious. i saw him live at san antonio with my dad and afew buddies.hell of a night!!! :D
30razorback 10 months ago
This got me laughing so hard i cried
dfxjedi 10 months ago
"Heeeey! I better not see this on Youtube!"
*looks at address bar*
He's PSYCHIC!
KirbyCory 11 months ago 5
I got to see him do this bit in my town live!
FirestormChameleon 11 months ago
Hey.. i have a question.. what was that?
JuggaletteHC 1 year ago
"gasp" how dare you not obey bill engvall
ina450 1 year ago
HE is my hero. No i am not a guy, but he fucking makes me laugh no matter what. i can watch this over and over and still find it funny. Plus he's fallowing me on Twitter. that is even fucking better. BILL IS KING
whisperintheevilwind 1 year ago
"HEY!!! i better not see this on youtube!!!!"
Chevygirl4lyfe 1 year ago 5
"Oh my GoD!! I cant feel my face :D"
Chevygirl4lyfe 1 year ago 2
lol so funny
adiosk8er45 1 year ago
"I don't mean cute little 'Jimmie squeezed out a toot' farts, I mean Bullfrogs being run over by a Mac truck!"
danielscottfenton22 1 year ago 67
@danielscottfenton22
"Just disgusting like 1:57"
QuarstyAndZack 9 months ago
The colonoscopy bit is the best! "I don't mean cute little 'Jimmie squeezed out a toot' farts, I mean Bullfrogs being run over by a Mac truck!" XD
"HEY! I better not see this on YouTube!" How ironic. :)
millenniumfalsehood 1 year ago 2
I saw Aged and Confused when it premiered on Comedy Central. All of it is funny as sin, but the colonoscopy skit makes me laugh 'til I cannot breathe every time!! Thanks for posting this, you made my day! :)
Pickles260 1 year ago 52