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  • Bella donna = lovely lady? O.o

  • Did toby say whore slut x)

  • At least I'm not the only one who didn't realize how shallow that river was before jumping. There were boats floating there, so I thought it was at least 6 feet not 3 inch...

  • did ezio reject the girls offer to sleep with him? xD

  • @TheCracker777 Thanks!

  • toby should realize that the medicine was in the left pad all the freaking time,

    and he should know the diference between , LETHAL bombs TATICAL bombs and DIVERSION bombs, cause he think everything is british lethal, he should carry more smoke bombs

  • the AI is waaaaaaaaay too hard for toby -__-

    amazing

  • i gonna kill toby, after he die sixteen times

  • the guards can even smell toby's fear

  • whata shame,i miss the courtesans, the romanies are creepy

    i guess toby doest know what it is a romanie0_o

  • Toby is the funniest guy I ever see, agree?

  • did anyone else notice the guy randomly running by screaming at 2:59? lol

  • U have like 10,00â in the bank

  • Go to the bank!!

  • oh... my god! toby actually cursed xD

  • @zhoorman he did all the time in his old vids but when did he then?

  • they're not gypsies... they're PERSIANS

  • @01Rosewolf *Romani

  • "Haha! Stupid townsfolk! Now I've gotta walk all the way to the mission" Me: U missed the tunnel shortcut!

  • I do the same thing! "Ezio! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

  • What toby DOESN'T tell us is that it's really a D*ck in the box

  • What's supposed to be in the box that makes people run away

  • @Iplayforhim16 People who touched the box died (because Ezio shot them with poison darts) so they all think the box is cursed

  • toby............ the medecine was the left d-pad the whole time

  • Walk like me girls, walk like a woman.

  • Toby used to be awesome everything in the last episode of ACB..disarm spear, dodge move..killing with awesomeness.. now he's back to Noobasaures! LOL :D

  • and no offense but he sucks at combat D:

  • He misses everything D:

  • OMG!! Just kill the officials!! Do the view points! Press rt and a!!! COUNTER ATTACK MORE!!! And you knee the staff people!!!

  • TOBY!! YOU SHOULD MORE OFTEN SWING YOUR SWORD-SWORD!

  • toby you need to go to a fucking bank

    

  • Do all of you here who put comments like I do here notice that he sometime say that Ezio is stupid or noob? I think it's not Ezio that he called and you know who would be stupid enough to call the character that he's using stupid!

  • Staples, that was easy.

  • toby you fight like a pussy

  • please kill the officials!

  • ...Aaaaand there's the fifth facepalm of this playthrough.

  • Lol, I sleezed.

  • Lol, I sneezed.

  • The things Toby's neighbors must think! "STOP GRABBING ME! AHHH!" Poor Neighboruscus

  • @Robicious you dummy

  • @angerfist006 I know he wants attention, but really, it's ridiculous! No, actually it's Tobusculous!

  • It's called "Toby Sucks At Gaming" for a reason. Sad thing is, he's probably still better then I would be at this game. Kudo's for posting it... I mean, really! KUDOS TOBY!

  • @rorendaroxursox He's proabbly a LOT better than this, he's just doing it JUT for us.

  • Toby Turner is my favorite ^.^

  • he was so good at the last game, he;s lost his skill ;L

  • Toby, no offence, but you are shit poor at this game.

  • there lives a guy in the Netherlands, a singer, called Paul Turner who comes from England...

    he is just as weird as you are, but in a positive way!!! (Just like you)

  • and Toby doesnt notice one of the assassin Den's are being attacked...

  • STOP GRABBING ME!

  • I spent poison on you dude YOU SHOULD BE THANKFULL!!!

  • for god sake counter!

  • Toby's refusal to lower his awareness by bribing heralds and killing officials, but his complete willingness to kill every soldier he comes across just makes me....ARG. e_e

  • @ScoobertyDoo It makes me ARG too. In fact I had an ARGasm. It was messy. Now can we watch more?

  • @ScoobertyDoo and his absolute refusal to get any new armor or weapons unless it's a quest.....

  • I don't know if your reading this tumbuscus but u do know u can shove people by running and holding the b button

  • Call the freakin' assasin!

  • thms up if yu watchin in 2012

  • When he said "look at me move" my computer froze

  • copying comments fags

  • Last time I was in Italy & I shouted STOP GRABBING ME! It didn't end the same as it did for Toby.

  • 03:12 TOBY: hey templar look at the box look at the box !!!

    TEMPLAR: WAAAWHOEHAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    TOBY: oooh wat happend :D

  • I wonder why he neever uses his assassins to help o~O

  • @tsh1addison because he not good at this game

  • @vegeto247 Look Shutup

    ok :)

  • Toby, haha, you have no idea what you're doing

  • LOL I was looking away brushing my hair and I hear Toby "Don't fix your hair, don't fix your hair!" Sorry Toby! lol

  • THUNDER BOMB.!! :D ahaha

  • always EPIC wen toby fights the guards... hahaha "Yall gunna get sum BOOYAAAH!"

  • Wait for enemies to attack you, then reverse and start a combo from there. Stop trying to hit guys with spears and other large weapons!

  • U suuuuuuuuuuükkkkkkkkkkky

  • i learned something at 9:09.....toby is TERRIBLE at video games

  • Toby just said the words "whore" and "slut"... THE WORLD IS ENDING.

  • lol the things that were going through tobys mind when that woman said you have are thanks... you can have anything you want at any time.... -.-

  • Toby,bribe every herald in your way,it will help you alot

  • Toby, you're an idiot. There was a prompt that said if you needed Meds hit Right Bumper. Oh, wait, you don't like reading because you're 12. *facepalm.

  • So remember kids, when Toby is toting a box and speaking in his "Italian" just run away and scream in bloody murder.

  • TOBY: HE HE TEMPLAR! LOOK IN THE BOX

    TEMPLAR: WAAWAAAWOEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

  • @angerfist006 they actualy think its cursed im like omg y dident u have that before its better than the apple :D

  • Toby, when you are in trouble fighting off templers. Do this; call assasins (LB) so your friends could finish them off. OR when your trying to find the captain don't run or do stunts like climbing. Act all casual so you would'nt be detected.

  • dance it off.. dance it off. :'D

  • Toby, WHY U NO PAY ATTENTION TO ANIMUS DATA FRAGMENTS?!?!?!

  • Lol, "walk like me girls, walk like a woman"

  • Toby say sun of a GUNHORES

  • i almost took an arrow to the knee, but i ran away screaming when toby looked at me with a box.

  • I just noticed: Toby sucks at this game.

  • bad boy toby for saying bad words

  • I think that right after the guards attacked him the Captain walked by.

  • Another den attacked..... -____-

  • Toby--

    Please take your allergy medicine so your allergies to counter attacking will subside and you can actually win a fight every once in a while.

    --Audience

  • 4:17 Best voice Toby has done ever!!! :D

  • HE'S STOPPED MAKING UNCHARTED 3 GAMEPLAY VIDEOS :( THEY WERE REALLY FUNNY LOL :') BUT THIS IS ALSO REALLY FUNNY

  • oh dear Toby. u make my head hurt sometimes with ur obliviousness

  • wats ur gamertag

  • I just got the game today!!!!! :D

  • "Why is water so shallow all the time?" - Jesus

  • God what was i missing all my life xD fuck studying =D

  • Dude... THE LEFT DPAD IS THE MEDICINE BUTTON!!! FUCKING PRESS THIS!!

  • Regarding hiring assassins...why doesn't Toby hire the millions of people he could? Is there something special you have to do to be able to hire people? Or is he just missing opportunities to increase his number of Assassins?

  • @HouseMDaddict well. to hire assasins he needs to find specific places to hire assasins its mostly can be done whenever you want. but he is just acting like an idiot and skips it.

  • i am a gypsy and i find this very offensive...

  • Thumbs up if you where screaming at the screen in 8:55 to call assassins

  • erm toby, did u realise your den is under attack? =/

  • Okay Toby I see you being a pimp with the ladies ;D

  • Ezio is pimpin' pimpin' :D

  • I played revelations for 1 hour today. I got 2 sequences past toby...

  • Toby...why you can't use "shove" when you are running and push people away and don't fall down? :P

  • A sword Toby. Start using a sword!

  • You can use RB and press Y when someone attacks you to COUNTER-STEAL. This will give you all of their LOOT IMMEDIATELY and normally allow for an INSTANT KILL. Well, a COMBO KILL. You can also USE A to kick a guard to attack them. Or RB and A to DODGE the attack.

  • "Chill chill chill chill chill" LOL

  • y didnt you blend with the women again? u would have gone by undetected.

  • WERES THE NEXT EPISODE!

  • 1:38

    There we have it folks....... Proof that renaissance prositiutes were immune to lethal poisons. And people say video games aren't historically accurate!

  • @Mangoman655 What I dont get is how are there templars in Ezios time? Werent they all captured and killed by the French king in the 14th century? When Ezio lives in the 15th-16th?

  • @ProfessionalGam3rz

    You may be right, the Templars probably were all dead. But Ubisoft won't make any money from a game where there are no Templars as they're one of the key groups in the plot. Taking them out would ruin the story, so instead Ubisoft "Alter" history a bit and hope that no-one notices. Besides, they kind of ruined the hisotrical aspect of the game when they started adding blue, see through, god chicks to the game.

  • @Mangoman655 That's because it was never meant to be completely historical. Duh. In fact, it never was. There's nothing historically realistic about a golden orb that can control your thoughts and actions. They just used history to hide the sci-fi. It's a conspiracy game.

  • @Orceh How do you know there's no magic Golden Orb apple thing!? I could have one sitting right ontop of my computer desk as far as you know.......... I don't, but it's just some food for thought.

  • @Mangoman655 they are also immune to getting stabbed, lit on fire and thrown of bridges

  • five people were affected by the cursed murder box.

  • hey people, IM GONNA GET THE FIRST DISLIKE FOR THE NEXT VIDEO!!

  • YOUR DENS UNDER ATTACK

  • dirtywhoreslut should be a highlight ahahahah ive enver heard toby say anythin like that

  • the cursed gypsy murder box :O

  • 10:12 Seriously toby? c'mon, IT IS THE LEFT D-PAD that was just, oh god...

  • Can someone tell me why they are running away from Ezio and his box?

  • @Troll12338 They are running away because ezio was poisoning the guards and they think any one who touches the box will get cursed 

  • @Troll12338 because they think that the box is cursed LoL

  • it just annoys me that he never uses counter attacks im so close to yelling at my screen

  • I hope I get this game for Christmas, I've been wanting it so badly!

  • Toby, go to a blacksmith and repair your armor, this way you will have full health

  • Toby's most popular line :

    I'm dead.

    no no no sh sh shhshsh we're fine.

    Sup giiirl

  • @BurningPahro oh and of course

    i am an idiot!

  • @BurningPahro u forgot "ezio trust me trust me dont do this ezio cmon cmon trust me"

  • i hate d jaspariis

  • Tobuscus, they're not afraid of the box, they're afraid of the Gypsy behind you. LOL

  • You know you have assassins right? Lol :)

  • He almost lived through a whole video

  • @TobyGames press back for a shortcut to your map

  • ok i think i will ... im dead im dead :D

  • a tro assassin´s creed master know how to kill spearman so easy by not need to kick or attacking so most

    counter attack by assassins knives or take spear and attack templars

    counter attack is the best stadigy

  • Lol when he said I guess I shouldn't name the episode gypsy I hit the done button on YouTube mobile just to make sure

  • I've been watching Toby's Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood videos while I wait for him to make more Revelations ones, and I can't help but notice how much he's progressed since then. He's got a great Italian accent, he's got his "Hello once again, audience" and "Bless your face. If you sneezed during this video, bless you" all planned out so it always sounds the same....

    It's as awesome as seeing Ezio progress. You rock Toby, I'll always be a fan (and I find myself your biggest fan XD)!!

  • Hey Toby..... KILL THE HERALDS NEXT TIME YOU PLAY!

  • my older bro got this on his 12th birthday at the 21st of december 2011 and he finished the whole bloody game For ubisoft's sake PLAY MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • yeah, umm it could be a little smart to counter attack when the enemy is going to strike.. ; P

  • FOR ALTIAR'S SAKE, COUNTER!!!

  • ToBY MAKE lONGER VIDS

  • Lol ur italian voice is AWESOME!!

  • Medicine is the left d pad though

  • Call your Assassin's!!!

  • -.- I'm sick of the ''trading in forex'' add -.-

    Every time it appears the video goes to the right, inside of the ''box'', because of that I can't watch it, it's cutted in half -.-

  • OMG IM GETTING AC REVELATIONS TODAY

  • Do you ever use your sword?

  • u underestimated the power of The Turks believe me im one...

  • u suck

  • @MrTakeoverworld he's probably better than you.

  • I miss Uncharted =(

  • why does it allways take him 4-5 hits to understand that you need to kick a guard if he wields a spear?

  • @nikoletina1994 And he still doesn't seem to understand the concept of kill streaks either and he seems to have already forgotten about the tunnels

  • LOLZ two dens under attack :p

  • Toby if you need some tips let me know it may get you through the game faster but if you want to solve it thats fine by me

  • OMG. U r absolutely terrible at this game. Jezus u suck.

  • Toby do your Italian (Borat) Voive and ask for their tears!

  • That womas sounds like shakira

  • ??WHAT THE DOG IS THIS?? OH WELL, SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • you really need to lean to counter

  • @TARDISMANWOO He does he just doesn't know how to counter when Ezio is facing the opposite direction.

  • TOBY USE ANOTHER FREAKIN' WEAPON!