At least I'm not the only one who didn't realize how shallow that river was before jumping. There were boats floating there, so I thought it was at least 6 feet not 3 inch...
toby should realize that the medicine was in the left pad all the freaking time,
and he should know the diference between , LETHAL bombs TATICAL bombs and DIVERSION bombs, cause he think everything is british lethal, he should carry more smoke bombs
Toby used to be awesome everything in the last episode of ACB..disarm spear, dodge move..killing with awesomeness.. now he's back to Noobasaures! LOL :D
Do all of you here who put comments like I do here notice that he sometime say that Ezio is stupid or noob? I think it's not Ezio that he called and you know who would be stupid enough to call the character that he's using stupid!
It's called "Toby Sucks At Gaming" for a reason. Sad thing is, he's probably still better then I would be at this game. Kudo's for posting it... I mean, really! KUDOS TOBY!
Toby's refusal to lower his awareness by bribing heralds and killing officials, but his complete willingness to kill every soldier he comes across just makes me....ARG. e_e
Toby, you're an idiot. There was a prompt that said if you needed Meds hit Right Bumper. Oh, wait, you don't like reading because you're 12. *facepalm.
Toby, when you are in trouble fighting off templers. Do this; call assasins (LB) so your friends could finish them off. OR when your trying to find the captain don't run or do stunts like climbing. Act all casual so you would'nt be detected.
Guys watch my video on Ezio's last words its a really sad video its a collection of ezio's moments from Assassin's Creed II all the way to Assassin's Creed: Revelations while his last speech is playing in the background. PLEASE WATCH.
Regarding hiring assassins...why doesn't Toby hire the millions of people he could? Is there something special you have to do to be able to hire people? Or is he just missing opportunities to increase his number of Assassins?
@HouseMDaddict well. to hire assasins he needs to find specific places to hire assasins its mostly can be done whenever you want. but he is just acting like an idiot and skips it.
You can use RB and press Y when someone attacks you to COUNTER-STEAL. This will give you all of their LOOT IMMEDIATELY and normally allow for an INSTANT KILL. Well, a COMBO KILL. You can also USE A to kick a guard to attack them. Or RB and A to DODGE the attack.
There we have it folks....... Proof that renaissance prositiutes were immune to lethal poisons. And people say video games aren't historically accurate!
@Mangoman655 What I dont get is how are there templars in Ezios time? Werent they all captured and killed by the French king in the 14th century? When Ezio lives in the 15th-16th?
You may be right, the Templars probably were all dead. But Ubisoft won't make any money from a game where there are no Templars as they're one of the key groups in the plot. Taking them out would ruin the story, so instead Ubisoft "Alter" history a bit and hope that no-one notices. Besides, they kind of ruined the hisotrical aspect of the game when they started adding blue, see through, god chicks to the game.
@Mangoman655 That's because it was never meant to be completely historical. Duh. In fact, it never was. There's nothing historically realistic about a golden orb that can control your thoughts and actions. They just used history to hide the sci-fi. It's a conspiracy game.
@Orceh How do you know there's no magic Golden Orb apple thing!? I could have one sitting right ontop of my computer desk as far as you know.......... I don't, but it's just some food for thought.
I've been watching Toby's Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood videos while I wait for him to make more Revelations ones, and I can't help but notice how much he's progressed since then. He's got a great Italian accent, he's got his "Hello once again, audience" and "Bless your face. If you sneezed during this video, bless you" all planned out so it always sounds the same....
It's as awesome as seeing Ezio progress. You rock Toby, I'll always be a fan (and I find myself your biggest fan XD)!!
my older bro got this on his 12th birthday at the 21st of december 2011 and he finished the whole bloody game For ubisoft's sake PLAY MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella donna = lovely lady? O.o
AvHealer 1 day ago
Did toby say whore slut x)
chologatooo 5 days ago
At least I'm not the only one who didn't realize how shallow that river was before jumping. There were boats floating there, so I thought it was at least 6 feet not 3 inch...
6TheJadeTigress9 1 week ago
did ezio reject the girls offer to sleep with him? xD
blackwolves909 1 week ago
@TheCracker777 Thanks!
Robicious 1 week ago
toby should realize that the medicine was in the left pad all the freaking time,
and he should know the diference between , LETHAL bombs TATICAL bombs and DIVERSION bombs, cause he think everything is british lethal, he should carry more smoke bombs
Domenicomn 1 week ago
the AI is waaaaaaaaay too hard for toby -__-
amazing
Domenicomn 1 week ago
i gonna kill toby, after he die sixteen times
Domenicomn 1 week ago
the guards can even smell toby's fear
Domenicomn 1 week ago
whata shame,i miss the courtesans, the romanies are creepy
i guess toby doest know what it is a romanie0_o
Domenicomn 1 week ago
Toby is the funniest guy I ever see, agree?
miskoL0L 2 weeks ago
did anyone else notice the guy randomly running by screaming at 2:59? lol
bringmetolife8699 2 weeks ago
U have like 10,00â in the bank
UFrKnGoTAiDs 3 weeks ago
Go to the bank!!
UFrKnGoTAiDs 3 weeks ago
oh... my god! toby actually cursed xD
zhoorman 3 weeks ago
@zhoorman he did all the time in his old vids but when did he then?
0101BRo 3 weeks ago
they're not gypsies... they're PERSIANS
01Rosewolf 3 weeks ago
@01Rosewolf *Romani
Ashchethem 3 weeks ago
"Haha! Stupid townsfolk! Now I've gotta walk all the way to the mission" Me: U missed the tunnel shortcut!
mcraezy72 1 month ago 3
I do the same thing! "Ezio! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Themisskellylynn 1 month ago
What toby DOESN'T tell us is that it's really a D*ck in the box
FishermanoftheWorld 1 month ago 2
What's supposed to be in the box that makes people run away
Iplayforhim16 1 month ago
@Iplayforhim16 People who touched the box died (because Ezio shot them with poison darts) so they all think the box is cursed
Matayu7 3 weeks ago
toby............ the medecine was the left d-pad the whole time
firechick234 1 month ago
Walk like me girls, walk like a woman.
prettypianoplayer100 1 month ago 2
Toby used to be awesome everything in the last episode of ACB..disarm spear, dodge move..killing with awesomeness.. now he's back to Noobasaures! LOL :D
sidmier1127 1 month ago in playlist Assassin's Creed Revelations
and no offense but he sucks at combat D:
hairywrinkles 1 month ago
He misses everything D:
hairywrinkles 1 month ago
OMG!! Just kill the officials!! Do the view points! Press rt and a!!! COUNTER ATTACK MORE!!! And you knee the staff people!!!
DE4DLYAssassino 1 month ago
TOBY!! YOU SHOULD MORE OFTEN SWING YOUR SWORD-SWORD!
samjeffrees 1 month ago
toby you need to go to a fucking bank
hyperfirefly 1 month ago
Do all of you here who put comments like I do here notice that he sometime say that Ezio is stupid or noob? I think it's not Ezio that he called and you know who would be stupid enough to call the character that he's using stupid!
DarkShooterJohnnyADN 1 month ago
Staples, that was easy.
rahsoccer10 1 month ago
toby you fight like a pussy
moghead3 1 month ago
please kill the officials!
palkiapals 1 month ago
...Aaaaand there's the fifth facepalm of this playthrough.
MrRenard7785 1 month ago
Lol, I sleezed.
15coolisimo 1 month ago
Lol, I sneezed.
SuperRandomToast 1 month ago
The things Toby's neighbors must think! "STOP GRABBING ME! AHHH!" Poor Neighboruscus
Robicious 1 month ago 20
@Robicious you dummy
TheCracker777 1 week ago
@angerfist006 I know he wants attention, but really, it's ridiculous! No, actually it's Tobusculous!
FinalFlasher9000 1 month ago
It's called "Toby Sucks At Gaming" for a reason. Sad thing is, he's probably still better then I would be at this game. Kudo's for posting it... I mean, really! KUDOS TOBY!
rorendaroxursox 1 month ago 3
@rorendaroxursox He's proabbly a LOT better than this, he's just doing it JUT for us.
TreyRacer5 1 month ago
Toby Turner is my favorite ^.^
arielleferre 1 month ago
he was so good at the last game, he;s lost his skill ;L
Charmian124 1 month ago
Toby, no offence, but you are shit poor at this game.
StumpyGoblin 1 month ago
there lives a guy in the Netherlands, a singer, called Paul Turner who comes from England...
he is just as weird as you are, but in a positive way!!! (Just like you)
isebelvangemert 1 month ago
and Toby doesnt notice one of the assassin Den's are being attacked...
YuhiChan1013 1 month ago
STOP GRABBING ME!
Elrohof 1 month ago
I spent poison on you dude YOU SHOULD BE THANKFULL!!!
1mSeal 2 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed Revelations 2
for god sake counter!
Wapawapify 2 months ago
Toby's refusal to lower his awareness by bribing heralds and killing officials, but his complete willingness to kill every soldier he comes across just makes me....ARG. e_e
ScoobertyDoo 2 months ago 92
@ScoobertyDoo It makes me ARG too. In fact I had an ARGasm. It was messy. Now can we watch more?
ShadyDin 1 month ago
@ScoobertyDoo and his absolute refusal to get any new armor or weapons unless it's a quest.....
Ecktoblade292 1 week ago
I don't know if your reading this tumbuscus but u do know u can shove people by running and holding the b button
TheSlimZadi 2 months ago
Call the freakin' assasin!
FlaviuZeluR 2 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed Revelations
thms up if yu watchin in 2012
nicolyon619 2 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed Revelations 3
When he said "look at me move" my computer froze
NoRappingAllowed 2 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed Revelations
copying comments fags
meowboy7thst 2 months ago
Last time I was in Italy & I shouted STOP GRABBING ME! It didn't end the same as it did for Toby.
Jonnykeelu666 2 months ago
03:12 TOBY: hey templar look at the box look at the box !!!
TEMPLAR: WAAAWHOEHAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOBY: oooh wat happend :D
angerfist006 2 months ago
I wonder why he neever uses his assassins to help o~O
tsh1addison 2 months ago
@tsh1addison because he not good at this game
knightofjustic 2 months ago
@vegeto247 Look Shutup
ok :)
tsh1addison 2 months ago
Toby, haha, you have no idea what you're doing
Awesomeduud 2 months ago
LOL I was looking away brushing my hair and I hear Toby "Don't fix your hair, don't fix your hair!" Sorry Toby! lol
BabyduckDance10 2 months ago
THUNDER BOMB.!! :D ahaha
P00HB3AR131 2 months ago
always EPIC wen toby fights the guards... hahaha "Yall gunna get sum BOOYAAAH!"
hmngMC 2 months ago in playlist TobyGames Assassin's Creed Revelations Playlist
Wait for enemies to attack you, then reverse and start a combo from there. Stop trying to hit guys with spears and other large weapons!
Blueman697 2 months ago
U suuuuuuuuuuükkkkkkkkkkky
legos7d 2 months ago
i learned something at 9:09.....toby is TERRIBLE at video games
fiatify 2 months ago
Toby just said the words "whore" and "slut"... THE WORLD IS ENDING.
SydniRox97 2 months ago
lol the things that were going through tobys mind when that woman said you have are thanks... you can have anything you want at any time.... -.-
outrage55ify 2 months ago
Toby,bribe every herald in your way,it will help you alot
Zorka1996 2 months ago
Toby, you're an idiot. There was a prompt that said if you needed Meds hit Right Bumper. Oh, wait, you don't like reading because you're 12. *facepalm.
vegeto247 2 months ago
So remember kids, when Toby is toting a box and speaking in his "Italian" just run away and scream in bloody murder.
vegeto247 2 months ago
TOBY: HE HE TEMPLAR! LOOK IN THE BOX
TEMPLAR: WAAWAAAWOEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
angerfist006 2 months ago 89
@angerfist006 they actualy think its cursed im like omg y dident u have that before its better than the apple :D
TheUltradarklink 1 month ago
Toby, when you are in trouble fighting off templers. Do this; call assasins (LB) so your friends could finish them off. OR when your trying to find the captain don't run or do stunts like climbing. Act all casual so you would'nt be detected.
Danielko200914 2 months ago
dance it off.. dance it off. :'D
binibibo 2 months ago
Toby, WHY U NO PAY ATTENTION TO ANIMUS DATA FRAGMENTS?!?!?!
TheGodofBlades 2 months ago
Lol, "walk like me girls, walk like a woman"
TheGodofBlades 2 months ago
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Guys watch my video on Ezio's last words its a really sad video its a collection of ezio's moments from Assassin's Creed II all the way to Assassin's Creed: Revelations while his last speech is playing in the background. PLEASE WATCH.
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BlackOpsSeeker 2 months ago
Toby say sun of a GUNHORES
himynameis280 2 months ago
i almost took an arrow to the knee, but i ran away screaming when toby looked at me with a box.
nintendofreakofzelda 2 months ago
I just noticed: Toby sucks at this game.
Shahar333 2 months ago
bad boy toby for saying bad words
ZoNeiNiTE 2 months ago
I think that right after the guards attacked him the Captain walked by.
Meman136 2 months ago
Another den attacked..... -____-
KunaiVortex 2 months ago
Toby--
Please take your allergy medicine so your allergies to counter attacking will subside and you can actually win a fight every once in a while.
--Audience
RobOMcnugget 2 months ago 3
4:17 Best voice Toby has done ever!!! :D
1122askingalexandria 2 months ago
@1122askingalexandria wtf
9EricR 2 months ago
HE'S STOPPED MAKING UNCHARTED 3 GAMEPLAY VIDEOS :( THEY WERE REALLY FUNNY LOL :') BUT THIS IS ALSO REALLY FUNNY
TheNiyaz10 2 months ago
oh dear Toby. u make my head hurt sometimes with ur obliviousness
11Cassaroo11 2 months ago in playlist More videos from TobyGames
wats ur gamertag
GangstaJsay 2 months ago
I just got the game today!!!!! :D
masongunmaster42 2 months ago
"Why is water so shallow all the time?" - Jesus
ragebattalion 2 months ago
God what was i missing all my life xD fuck studying =D
MrMezo47 2 months ago
Dude... THE LEFT DPAD IS THE MEDICINE BUTTON!!! FUCKING PRESS THIS!!
godofdead2 2 months ago
Regarding hiring assassins...why doesn't Toby hire the millions of people he could? Is there something special you have to do to be able to hire people? Or is he just missing opportunities to increase his number of Assassins?
HouseMDaddict 2 months ago
@HouseMDaddict well. to hire assasins he needs to find specific places to hire assasins its mostly can be done whenever you want. but he is just acting like an idiot and skips it.
godofdead2 2 months ago
i am a gypsy and i find this very offensive...
Derekfoo19 2 months ago
Thumbs up if you where screaming at the screen in 8:55 to call assassins
Zjlddp321 2 months ago
erm toby, did u realise your den is under attack? =/
musicmakespeace 2 months ago
Okay Toby I see you being a pimp with the ladies ;D
NeverShoutHannahhhh 2 months ago
Ezio is pimpin' pimpin' :D
frozenslushee 2 months ago
I played revelations for 1 hour today. I got 2 sequences past toby...
lincolnsAK47s 2 months ago
Toby...why you can't use "shove" when you are running and push people away and don't fall down? :P
elena3sunny 2 months ago
A sword Toby. Start using a sword!
toivoha 2 months ago 2
You can use RB and press Y when someone attacks you to COUNTER-STEAL. This will give you all of their LOOT IMMEDIATELY and normally allow for an INSTANT KILL. Well, a COMBO KILL. You can also USE A to kick a guard to attack them. Or RB and A to DODGE the attack.
MadeOfCATS 2 months ago
"Chill chill chill chill chill" LOL
rainiexrice 2 months ago 2
y didnt you blend with the women again? u would have gone by undetected.
Eeyore658 2 months ago 2
WERES THE NEXT EPISODE!
WormTheDo 2 months ago
1:38
There we have it folks....... Proof that renaissance prositiutes were immune to lethal poisons. And people say video games aren't historically accurate!
Mangoman655 2 months ago 88
@Mangoman655 What I dont get is how are there templars in Ezios time? Werent they all captured and killed by the French king in the 14th century? When Ezio lives in the 15th-16th?
ProfessionalGam3rz 2 months ago
@ProfessionalGam3rz
You may be right, the Templars probably were all dead. But Ubisoft won't make any money from a game where there are no Templars as they're one of the key groups in the plot. Taking them out would ruin the story, so instead Ubisoft "Alter" history a bit and hope that no-one notices. Besides, they kind of ruined the hisotrical aspect of the game when they started adding blue, see through, god chicks to the game.
Mangoman655 2 months ago
@Mangoman655 That's because it was never meant to be completely historical. Duh. In fact, it never was. There's nothing historically realistic about a golden orb that can control your thoughts and actions. They just used history to hide the sci-fi. It's a conspiracy game.
Orceh 2 months ago
@Orceh How do you know there's no magic Golden Orb apple thing!? I could have one sitting right ontop of my computer desk as far as you know.......... I don't, but it's just some food for thought.
Mangoman655 2 months ago
@Mangoman655 they are also immune to getting stabbed, lit on fire and thrown of bridges
1AGMproductions 2 months ago
five people were affected by the cursed murder box.
higaman4 2 months ago
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BlueeShoes 2 months ago
hey people, IM GONNA GET THE FIRST DISLIKE FOR THE NEXT VIDEO!!
999basille 2 months ago
@999basille k
falubii 2 months ago
YOUR DENS UNDER ATTACK
Mrlewsky123 2 months ago
dirtywhoreslut should be a highlight ahahahah ive enver heard toby say anythin like that
EvanJayJay 2 months ago
the cursed gypsy murder box :O
Ribuscus 2 months ago
10:12 Seriously toby? c'mon, IT IS THE LEFT D-PAD that was just, oh god...
ToadHay 2 months ago in playlist Mais vídeos de TobyGames
Can someone tell me why they are running away from Ezio and his box?
Troll12338 2 months ago
@Troll12338 They are running away because ezio was poisoning the guards and they think any one who touches the box will get cursed
Mrlewsky123 2 months ago
@Troll12338 because they think that the box is cursed LoL
azoozoh 2 months ago
it just annoys me that he never uses counter attacks im so close to yelling at my screen
ORGxEagle 2 months ago
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DavidBukiya 2 months ago
I hope I get this game for Christmas, I've been wanting it so badly!
Emodeathera 2 months ago
Toby, go to a blacksmith and repair your armor, this way you will have full health
yonaweb 2 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed Revelations
Toby's most popular line :
I'm dead.
no no no sh sh shhshsh we're fine.
Sup giiirl
BurningPahro 2 months ago in playlist More videos from TobyGames 49
@BurningPahro oh and of course
i am an idiot!
MegaWusty 2 months ago
@BurningPahro u forgot "ezio trust me trust me dont do this ezio cmon cmon trust me"
hmngMC 2 months ago in playlist TobyGames Assassin's Creed Revelations Playlist
i hate d jaspariis
sean102103 2 months ago
Tobuscus, they're not afraid of the box, they're afraid of the Gypsy behind you. LOL
TheSystemofadown123 2 months ago
You know you have assassins right? Lol :)
reenia99 2 months ago
He almost lived through a whole video
Mak42600 2 months ago
@TobyGames press back for a shortcut to your map
IrieRanger 2 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed Revelations
ok i think i will ... im dead im dead :D
xXAssassinGamerXx 2 months ago
a tro assassin´s creed master know how to kill spearman so easy by not need to kick or attacking so most
counter attack by assassins knives or take spear and attack templars
counter attack is the best stadigy
William1mars 2 months ago
Lol when he said I guess I shouldn't name the episode gypsy I hit the done button on YouTube mobile just to make sure
peterganna 2 months ago
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I love this game
ccviper1000 2 months ago
I've been watching Toby's Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood videos while I wait for him to make more Revelations ones, and I can't help but notice how much he's progressed since then. He's got a great Italian accent, he's got his "Hello once again, audience" and "Bless your face. If you sneezed during this video, bless you" all planned out so it always sounds the same....
It's as awesome as seeing Ezio progress. You rock Toby, I'll always be a fan (and I find myself your biggest fan XD)!!
Safiyahalishah 2 months ago
Hey Toby..... KILL THE HERALDS NEXT TIME YOU PLAY!
YamiLordofDarkness 2 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed Revelations
my older bro got this on his 12th birthday at the 21st of december 2011 and he finished the whole bloody game For ubisoft's sake PLAY MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
halac247 2 months ago
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i want this game so bad
ChunkyBizness01 2 months ago
yeah, umm it could be a little smart to counter attack when the enemy is going to strike.. ; P
kikkanorway987 2 months ago
FOR ALTIAR'S SAKE, COUNTER!!!
J03R0CK 2 months ago
ToBY MAKE lONGER VIDS
MrBen4140 2 months ago
Lol ur italian voice is AWESOME!!
Thebobwil 2 months ago
Medicine is the left d pad though
lankanboy202 2 months ago
Call your Assassin's!!!
betrot2 2 months ago
-.- I'm sick of the ''trading in forex'' add -.-
Every time it appears the video goes to the right, inside of the ''box'', because of that I can't watch it, it's cutted in half -.-
Mat13pt 2 months ago
OMG IM GETTING AC REVELATIONS TODAY
TheDarkilller 2 months ago
Do you ever use your sword?
ParnieMuFc 2 months ago
u underestimated the power of The Turks believe me im one...
TheC00kiieMonster 2 months ago
u suck
MrTakeoverworld 2 months ago
@MrTakeoverworld he's probably better than you.
leonxyz4m 2 months ago
I miss Uncharted =(
warthur8 2 months ago
why does it allways take him 4-5 hits to understand that you need to kick a guard if he wields a spear?
nikoletina1994 2 months ago 98
@nikoletina1994 And he still doesn't seem to understand the concept of kill streaks either and he seems to have already forgotten about the tunnels
betrot2 2 months ago
LOLZ two dens under attack :p
ColeckZz 2 months ago
Toby if you need some tips let me know it may get you through the game faster but if you want to solve it thats fine by me
1smartjoey 2 months ago
OMG. U r absolutely terrible at this game. Jezus u suck.
Silenthero66 2 months ago
Toby do your Italian (Borat) Voive and ask for their tears!
Takes3ToParty 2 months ago
That womas sounds like shakira
Slizzpop 2 months ago
??WHAT THE DOG IS THIS?? OH WELL, SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Stag19921 2 months ago
you really need to lean to counter
TARDISMANWOO 2 months ago 49
@TARDISMANWOO He does he just doesn't know how to counter when Ezio is facing the opposite direction.
TheDLhat 2 months ago
TOBY USE ANOTHER FREAKIN' WEAPON!
ShanewSxS 2 months ago