Tootsie Pop Commercial Parody

[webkinzlover93ify1]

LMFAO XD

[CPAxel19194]

i got to atleasy 753

[mattandsarahaschan]

stupid, but somewhat funny

[pbjfamily6]

700 licks

[Littlemandude11]

42 licks.

[bowlingballout]

@Littlemandude11

Definitely the record low number so far...

XD

Thanks for watching.

[Littlemandude11]

@bowlingballout Ha yes.

[sonicxlover135]

After I watched this video I thought wow,I can just hear the judge laughing now...

[shrimplet596]

@bowlingballout upon further review? didn't think my comment was that important that you had to post 2 different replies to it. Aww, i feel special.

Trolled by the video uploader. <3

[bowlingballout]

@shrimplet596

I love you Shrimpy!

[bowlingballout]

@shrimplet596

I know, right? I've gone through a full box of Kleenex this morning alone because of it.

[iTzKathoic4]

Is this a real commercial

[SuperUnionpacific]

Tootsie pop is spelled wrong

[bowlingballout]

@SuperUnionpacific

Yes... it's a way to avoid infringing on Tootsie's copyrights...

[UberDoku]

nice attempt. my criticism is that it's too over the top.. there's so much to make fun of about that commercial from an intelligent angle. better luck next time though.

[bowlingballout]

@UberDoku

Fair enough, but part of what you haven't factored in is that I was a complete noob at animation and chroma key. I'd love to see what you come up with with the tools I had.

[UberDoku]

@bowlingballout By all means guy, my critique was from a purely creative angle; I don't know the first thing about the technological approach to something like this. From a marketing standpoint though, maybe give heightened consideration to the subtleties of comic delivery, as acute & intuitive timing can be even more effective than the content itself. My hat's off to your ambition though, so best of luck.

[bowlingballout]

@UberDoku

What I like about your comment is that you were able to deliver a fair critique in a classy way. Much appreciation. Thanks for taking your time and proving that people can be civil on the internet. :)

[bodyarmored]

@bowlingballout I was going to give your vid thumbs down, but then you shot that smartass owl, who took you candy and insulted you too. So.......Thumbs Up!

[ThaProduca9]

I hate getting into the stupid part of youtube.....I was just tryin to listen to some dubstep and i ended up here!!

[bowlingballout]

@ThaProduca9

There is quicksand everywhere, trying to hook jackasses... looks like you got tagged something fierce.

[ThaProduca9]

@bowlingballout Hahaha youtube is just one big trap!!!

[esco619760]

@ThaProduca9 dubstep IS the stupid part of youtube!!



[DoctaDougie]

this doesnt deserve 151 thousand views

[bowlingballout]

@DoctaDougie

Who gives a fu¢k what you think.

Ooops, I meant, the view numbers would beg to differ with you.

[EchizenRyoma77]

@DoctaDougie Actually it was funny, and did take some skill to put together...so...

[DoctaDougie]

@EchizenRyoma77 to each his own i guess haha

[GAMEPLAYSANDGLITCHES]

its 847 licks damn LOOK ON GOOGLE!

[mspy01]

2 funny still laughing lol

[SuperDuperSonicSpeed]

Lighten up you Nancies...

[starrychloe]

I'd say he's more of a smart ass than a dumb ass.

[tink1097snh]

i did it, its about 1620

[bowlingballout]

@tink1097snh

I always got distracted... I bet I never counted above 150 before biting.

[jinjoscar]

Robert De Niro?

[hunterrandom111]

121 licks for me

[PhrozenBananaPhone]

i tried the tootsie pop challenge...i cut my toungue and had to starve for the next 2 days

[nightwolf070770]

It took me 444 licks to get to the center ... dam dat was a fun day in class evry1 jus lickin lollipops 2 see who gets there 1st

[834113]

ima try it one day... get a few days off work.. sit at home and lick a tootsie pop until i get to the core without bitting... i estimate like 6000-7000 licks.

[Phaggot626]

That was so gay.. dude u offended tootsie pops more than u offended the owl.. -____-

[bowlingballout]

@Phaggot626

I guess I shouldn't have cut out the part where I shoved it up my ass first...

[Phaggot626]

@bowlingballout lol XD

[whispersosoftly]

@bowlingballout and this piece of cleverness only took you seconds

[bowlingballout]

@whispersosoftly

Sorry Scooby, no snacks for you... I'm plum tuckered out today.

[whispersosoftly]

@bowlingballout Is it possible for you to make any kind of comment that doesn't make you sound like an absolute dickhead?

[bowlingballout]

@whispersosoftly

...but, I am a dickhead. It's often the Aspie way.

[shadicman1]

took me 1419 licks

[Aatifah]

LMAO "You wanna be a dumbass? *snap* You got it"

[seanbro33]

That three bite got me xD

[FlyingBladePool]

Correction, The world must NEVER know

[bowlingballout]

@FlyingBladePool

Thank you for that... I laughed enough to startle my dog. I needed that.

XD

[vincereviews]

i asked chacha and it said that it takes aproamitely 260 to 400 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop... but only 3 shots to kill a dumb ass owl

[Gabe121stuff]

u wanna be a dumbass *snaps* u got it!!

[Gabe121stuff]

lolololollololololololol OMG SOOO funny

[vendetta1911]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­essss kill dat burd

[schneidercurt]

the only dumbass is the person who is responsable for this stupid video

[bowlingballout]

@schneidercurt

That was established long, long ago. What's your point?

[whispersosoftly]

@schneidercurt

Being this stupid means this wannabe gangster can't deal with intelligent criticism, maybe someone can depict him in a cartoon with his head disappearing slowly up his own ass, maybe then it might just begin to sink in... probably not, I suspect that would still be way over his head.

[bowlingballout]

@whispersosoftly

It only took you two weeks to come up with such cleverness... I can only imagine the gem you'd have come up with if you had waited a year.

[pecora01]

your videos are awesome

[bowlingballout]

@pecora01

Whoa! I wasn't ready for that one... but thanks to be sure.

:D

[Prototype2470]

LOL I like the funny mafia gang accent he makes through out the video. Especially when he kills the owl. 

[bowlingballout]

@Prototype2470

Thanks... I wish I could do a good "Jersey" type accent.... but I can't. I have to go for the old style mafia accent, which I still don't nail too well.

[dabucket420]

u owe me 49 sec of my life bak

[TheDrkn3ssClan]

@dabucket420 dude u suck this was awsomer than ghost busters 2

[bowlingballout]

@dabucket420

get in line

[6969yoyoman]

it took me like 9423 there you go sir

[GiantPantherTX]

Psshh. I can kill an owl with only one shot.

[bowlingballout]

@GiantPantherTX

I'm thinking my "Guido" character can too... he just was demonstrating his ability at being a jerk.

Thanks for watching.

[SuperTomcat59]

Well, that was just about the dumbest fucking thing I believe I have ever seen

[bowlingballout]

@SuperTomcat59

And you have me to thank for it.

[jabberwokey439]

Turn on cc auto translate and Laugh your ass off.

[bowlingballout]

@jabberwokey439

Thanks for that heads up... that was crazy!

[TheEnseo]

this is awesome

[bowlingballout]

@TheEnseo

Thanks for that.

:)

[TheEnseo]

@bowlingballout Your welcome

[ViperSRTnACR]

It takes... OVER 9000!!!

[kirkster87]

I had the idea to doing a similar parody for the longest time but never got around to doing the animation work needed for it. but ya, glad to see someone do one. I was going to have myself walk on screen after the owl eats teh kids pop and punch the owl int he face and the kick the little kid haha

[bowlingballout]

@kirkster87

That sounds like it would have been cool.

[MegaLozmaster]

how many shots it takes to kill a dumb ass owl lets find out 1 2 3 wanna be a dumb ass u got it

[xRandomShadowManx]

just found this via youtube searches. laughed my ass off at it lol. i tweeted it out too and i suffer from the same problem you do with subscriber inflation. keep up the great work on your channel, dude. :)

[ccipollini1984]

pointless

[bowlingballout]

@ccipollini1984

Every video on YouTube is pointless... and your 'point' is what?

[ccipollini1984]

@bowlingballout

try harder.

[bowlingballout]

@ccipollini1984

I'll take it under advisement.

[TheAdvdk]

This makes me want to flag it D: He killed an Owl!!

[jamesbw007]

i actually counted it was 206 liks b4 i hit chocolate

[Inmyownmatrix]

I to find something to do to pass the time @ work, yes i have no videos, i have a life

[bowlingballout]

@Inmyownmatrix

You "have a life"? Good to hear.

Does your life include getting paid to make vids and fight with jerks in comment sections?

[Inmyownmatrix]

this was just god awful, the guy should have turned the gun on himself

[bowlingballout]

@Inmyownmatrix

Oh Jay, anything to give your dreary day a ray of sunshine. We both know you live to leave fool comments, without crap vids like mine, you'd have nothing to do.

[BrianCANHazIt]

Why are people trollin so much? I thought this video was very well done.

[bowlingballout]

@BrianCANHazIt

There is a serious epidemic of "Bitch Fever" on youtube. Nothing but little bitches under every rock.

Thanks for the comment.

[littleblondie4427]

THat poor OWL!!! :'( all he di was just eat a sucker... those guys are so mean! id rather commit suicide then see an owl get killed! :'(

[Zubzero120]

@littleblondie4427 So, a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead watch a tootsie-pop commercial parody on YouTube. The brunette gave it a 4/5 for originality, the redhead gave it a 2/5 for unoriginality, but the blonde was too concerned of the owl being killed and being vegan to give a care about ratings.

Congratulations, you just made it into my next blonde joke.

[debelabudala]

ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAANDD!

[mcrfan343]

172 people are dumbass owls

[Neonshell227]

Meanwhile at PETA HQ....

[bowlingballout]

@Neonshell227

I just have to say this... After reading tons of stupid flame style comments, I really laughed when I read something quick and clever like yours!

Hilarious.

XD

[Neonshell227]

@bowlingballout Thanks brudda. :D

[CenturysSamurai]

lol, i would of done the same thing... but the video was lacking a bit..

[bowlingballout]

@CenturysSamurai I agree with you... my skills have gotten a bit better since I made this.

Thanks for watching just the same.

[CenturysSamurai]

@bowlingballout It's okay, obviously you were starting, I bet your vids are bettter now through years of work. So I ain't Judging :)

[MegaBrownhat]

over 9000 :o

[NBBROCKS90909]

Lol i Couldn't Stop Luaghing!!! XD THUMBS UP AND FAVED!!!1

[bowlingballout]

@NBBROCKS90909

Thanks... pretty cool.

:D

[bigvirgotube]

Never mess with Vinny "The Tootsie POP" Natoli. Ever.

[bowlingballout]

@bigvirgotube

Hilarious comment!

[Awer232Banned]

Lol.My lil bro was cracking up. So I dont give a shit.

This shit is funny to him.

[bowlingballout]

@Awer232Banned

I'm glad to hear it brought out a smile.

Thanks for watching!

[BurningFist84]

Meh. It was okay.

[justinwd1]

THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS!!!LOL

[MrPIDAY1]

I GOT OVER 9,000!!!!!and one

[JWayFox]

i laughed. when it was over.

[lombvax]

142 approx.

[Dustfinder06]

Probably the dumbest thing I have ever seen.....

[bowlingballout]

@Dustfinder06

Sounds like you don't get around much.

[TheMonkeyBrains]

@bowlingballout sounds like u need to make better stuff...or stop making this shit in the first place!!

[bowlingballout]

@TheMonkeyBrains '

I'll take it under advisement.

[TheMonkeyBrains]

@bowlingballout i bet

[kilkolio]

finally got that wise ass owl

[bowlingballout]

@kilkolio

It may have taken a few decades, but revenge is a dish better served cold.

:)

Thanks for watching.

[DarkCheetah1]

i got 1,400 licks ಠ_ಠ

[chkyd]

Good idea; bad execution. Looked like a failed early '90s sketch.

[bowlingballout]

@chkyd

If I did it today, I'd have to agree. But considering what I knew how to do, and what my gear was... it was an epic win that it came out at all.

[apprentence32]

hahahaha when he snapped his fingers the dead owl's feet moved

[bowlingballout]

@apprentence32

Hilarious... I'm not sure if I remember doing that intentionally or not.

Good eye.

[Mangoficus95]

@ MorGan1234 I actually only got 514 when I checked! Definatly makes me feel nerdy to be posting this

[bowlingballout]

@Mangoficus95

Nerdy or not, I appreciate it.

:)

[MorGab1234]

It takes 517 licks  I checked cause I'm a major nerd

[DraccerX]

"I aint never made it without biting" means he actually did make it without biting

Did you did this grammer joke on purpose?

[bowlingballout]

@DraccerX

I think that line was in the original commercial too.

[BELIB3R]

hahah!

[MrTitty99]

It's awesome

[bowlingballout]

@MrTitty99

Thanks! Especially coming from someone with an epic channel name like yours.

XD

[karlsefni01]

could you lend me your gun for a minute? I want to make sure I never remember that vid again.

[monicamolina94]

keep presiing 7 it takes over 9000 shot s to kill an owel

[whispersosoftly]

The only dumb ass has a gun

I mean, just how difficult is the line?

And he gets it wrong twice .. what an asshole :P

[bowlingballout]

@whispersosoftly

Were you trying to speak English?



[whispersosoftly]

@bowlingballout

Clearly you think English is spoken with a brick in your mouth and in your case, no brain, sadly you are mistaken. I suggest you not try to be a smartass about English with someone who is English.

[bowlingballout]

@whispersosoftly

Hey Limey, if this pisses you off, you should see my channel that teaches English to Italians... To denote English, I use the American flag... Newsflash, it's been our language for well over 100 years. Suck it up or cry in your warm beer - makes no difference to me.

[whispersosoftly]

@bowlingballout

A little History. Americans have been commemorating the adoption of the Declaration of Independence each year since 1776.

Mathematics. 2011-1776 makes it over 200 years.

English language. Maybe you should just display a white flag.

Or perhaps you just think July 4 is just another excuse to get rat-faced each year.

As for pissing me off - nah, I'm just saddened to see those Jersey Shore stereotypes are real.

[HardCoreConkerFan26]

one of the disliked people was mr. owl

[bowlingballout]

@HardCoreConkerFan26

Thanks for making me laugh... your comment was funny!

[HardCoreConkerFan26]

@bowlingballout no prob

[babyboy3601978]

the owl got PWND

[bowlingballout]

@babyboy3601978

You speak da truth!!!

Thanks for taking the time to comment

[babyboy3601978]

nice post...

the owl shouldn't have been a dumbass

LOL

[nickburger2279]

@techmasterdexter Wow where did you find the time to do that

[techmasterdexter]

It took me 403 licks to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll pop.

[flyfree1311]

poor owl. he was just trying to be helpful... 8(

[bowlingballout]

@flyfree1311

Eating a mafia guy's Tootsie Pop was "just trying to be helpful"...

I'm not so sure about that.

XD

Thanks for watching

[supersilverfan100]

it takes 193 i found out when i was 7

[zackyoungable]

This is about as funny as cancer.

[bowlingballout]

@zackyoungable

You probably won't like my animation where a grandpa tells his grandson he's going to get stomach cancer from swallowing watermelon seeds.

[Huntermaster854]

@zackyoungable how is cancer funny

[prippropro]

not funny

[bowlingballout]

@prippropro

Coolness.... I appreciate differences of opinion. Do me a favor, post one of your "funny" videos as a response to this one.

[prippropro]

@bowlingballout sure

[Mag1cK1lla21]

i takes 3 lol

[JohnBolender]

One wonders why anyone would be asking that question in the first place.

[bowlingballout]

@JohnBolender

One of the more perspicacious comments I've gotten in a long time.

XD

[omgmanson]

fuck you. i grew up on this commercial.

[bowlingballout]

@omgmanson

What kind of a drunk comment was this?

I grew up with it too... I didn't make a parody of your mother.

However, knowing that you might have been perturbed by this in the least, puts a giant smile on my face.

:D

[cookiemosterRAWR101]

i dont get it

[pivotraider1]

LOL

[bigvirgotube]

I shouldn't say this, but it WAS funny!

[bowlingballout]

@bigvirgotube

Well... it's ok with me if you say it.

:D

Thanks for watching

[bowlingballout]

@kusokusai

Then you probably wouldn't like my alternate version of this where the little boy gets eaten by a pitbull either.

[yrutubin]

Good one man!

[missxmomox]

not funny at all .

[bowlingballout]

@missxmomox

Something tells me that you and I have very divergent senses of humor

[LordApocalyptica]

@missxmomox I agree with you.

[SpiderFan23]

Hilarious! I always hated that fuckin' owl

[rachel45671]

woooow lol XD

[couchpotatotheatre]

so funny.

[Busterseyes]

Nothing like gratuitous violence to start your weekend off. So not funny!