Ninja Turtles - Raph & Michelangelo

[TheSwagginMagikarps]

smoking dope erryday

[Robin33rune]

I can't tell the difference 

[sirroxalot]

Raph has a massive ninja penis.

[drummy747]

I always thought Raph would develop a drinking problem

[ImJust1Joe]

Looks like Raph had a stroke.

[ZechsMerquise73]

Artie: "Kill me now."

[EleDErre]

raphael can't stand on his feet, his head is too big for his bodie

[Wh3nYour3Strang3]

Script? Naaaaaah.

[ultrkame416]

This is why the turtles aren't in show biz anymore

[kkapalla]

Christ...

[TheresPooOnMyShoe]

Raph: Whoa...Yeah.......Yeah...Whoaa­aa! Cowabunga dude!!

[frozenkiller7]

bangin on sewer pipes?

do you mean a marijuana smoking pipe?

[mikebud420]

loool their making fun of the ol school rockers.. but wows this is funny to see with a childs icon XD and hahahahahah NO DUHHH!!! that will forever haunt me. I friggin loves TMNT :D

[NightwingProduction]

Thumbs up if you think the turtles are wasted or high.

[kefka3]

.....

O.O what the HELL is this?!

[TheRogueMonk]

lol .. hahaha are they high

[TheJuggerobb]

Why do they look like they dont have bones in their neck?

[HTCWozz]

Why does Raph have confederate flags on his belt?

[neddx]

Bodacious! Radical! Happening! Paper! Goat Cheese! The Alphabet!

[AltoCat1]

"Yeah, I know. And I wuz just BANGING on some sewer pipes..."

O_o

[KazTheStampede]

Wow...I was wondering what happened to those guys apparently they do drugs and do crappy music in underground bars, I guess all those movies they made couldn't pay teh bills 2 bad

[Burblez]

Dude, Raph there is WASTED. XD I think Mikey might've had something too.

[JSHaivas]

Raphael has cerebral palsy...?

[spyduck2000]

kids just say no to drugs dudes.

[wageofsins]

"No ddduuuuuuuuuhhhh!!!" Calm down Michelangelo! Jesus....

[biryanifan]

Contrary to popular belief, this video does not promote drugs.

Because the idea of promoting them would be to make them look GOOD.

[griefcomics]

Raph is obviously living the dream of a rock star. Sex, drugs, and bangin' on the sewer pipes. I believe this was the video where splinter realized Raph had an addiction to something besides pizza.

[CaptainCocaine]

"So wait... which one wore red and which one wore yellow?"

"They wear different colors?"

"Yea. All four of them. Screw it, just make them both wear orange. Nobody'll notice"

" Yea, it's not like people will still be watching this video in 20 years anyway."

"I know, right."

[JethroWilbury]

@CaptainCocaine I must insert a historian's note here...all of the Turtles wear red in the original comic books.

[DozerfleetProd]

More with music than with nunchucks? What is this, Sonic Underground?

[StokedBleezy]

They got some mean camel toe

[jasonxxxvoorhees]

teenage mutant junkie turtles

[MrMMO97]

i was just bangin on some sewer pipes

Nostagia critic and AVGN: WHOA WHOA WHOA THE LESS I KNOW ABOUT BANGGIN SOME SEWER PIPES THE BETTER

[TSHIVOisALIVEO]

haha ralph looks so fucked up on somethin

[yugiohtay]

lol raph said cowabunga before MIKEY did. XD

[TMNTFanGurl]

I think they had one to many! lol

[UCERAHB]

Whoa dudes this is like, totally awesome. Groovy bros its like rad man bodacious, excellente, sweet dudes, radical, knarly hahaha Ninja Turtles rock!

[JSlayer108]

1. The costumes......

2. Mikey taller than Raph....

3. Exaggerated dialogue.....

4. Stoned movement.......

5. Raph the first to say Cowabunga before "MIKEY".....

What were they thinkin. If they played this on today's t.v. I think a few parents might flood the broadcast stations with crazy complaints that the turtles are trying to promote drugs subliminally XD

[vexit1]

somone was passing the mushrooms around at 0:30

[Caleigho]

Ahh, so, this is what Lady Gaga would look like as a mutant male turtle.

[MrHmongRooster]

why they look like their shells are pulling them back

[bellaababe]

Bodacious! Radicaaal! Like totally duuuudeeee! Lmaaao!

[DeimosEclipse]

This was an embarrassment to the franchise.

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

It was an embarrassment to the human species.

[LonesomePine369]

WOAH WOAH! i dont know what hes talking about...banging on pipes...

[DobriReperi]

whack !

[Stuartjaime]

Duuuude!!! we're totally stoned!!

[FaithStarLight28]

"When I was just banging on some sewer pipes, when all of a sudden we realised we were making MUSIC!"

Gee whiz. The way they're speaking makes it look like they're taking the piss out of us fans. Soooo baaaad.

[Caleigho]

It is terrifying that the sparkles bring Lady Gaga to mind.

[OmegaVideoification]

0:21

NC and AVGN: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

AVGN: I don't know what he's talking about banging on pipes.

NC: That is F***ing gross!

[manzimann]

drougs..

[SSCyrus]

NO DUHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[MuggleSnuggles]

@SSCyrus Mike sounds, um, "special" when he says the line.

[unkown6000]

dude

[pwnageprata]

at 1:12 they completely lose their fucking minds and the interview degrades into a string of drunken catchphrases and buzzwords

[KingdomHearts189]

i was waiting for raph to go like....okay im out of here....i am soooo firing my agent....or something.....

[theeducatedfool]

0:30 Dude, I am sooooo wasted!

[pwnageprata]

they have some bodacious camel toe going on there

[Fancie1982]

ralph rocks

[TODhaseo]

OLIVEGARDEN!

[Teufeldolch]

@TODhaseo

THE ALPHABET!

[ELZOOL12]

These guys were drunk during this interview

[SuperRob77]

those costumes are sad.

[jasonxxxvoorhees]

hahaha ralph on :28 blown man! tommy chong over here!

[MishaReiFuan]

OMG....This is going to haunt my dreams for a long long time u_u.

Why TMNT...why?

"No duuuuhhhh!!!!"<--LMAO

[sonic10shadow]

0:17 bang on sewer pipes dont wana hear that

[jonate1508]

Y is ralphael shorter then mike... lol..

[MusclesRUS56]

ralph should never sound like mike..epic fail haha

[Kaagh178]

0:30-0:40 Raphael: Dude! I am so wasted!

[bealtespip123]

@Kaagh178 Ha ha ha! I was thinking the same thing! = D

[supermale]

@Kaagh178 LOL !!!

[Dragzilla66]

HANGING HOLLOW HOME BOY!! :D

[Dragzilla66]

You know we were just BANGING on some sewer pipes..

[dctcool]

Which one is which? I can't tell em apart cause their mask colour is so similar

[SuperDaveTV]

mike's got the star

[spideyman2099reviews]

AVGN and nostalgia critic ripped on this so bad

[DeVstatrOmga]

Are they.....are they stoned?

[kakoishii]

oh god -_- i first saw this movie nearly 16 years ago when i was 4 or 5 years old. My sitter happened to have it and being a big fan of the live action movies i thought it would be like them. Boy was i wrong, i couldn't even make it through the whole movie. I ended up turning it off. That's right I thought this was crap when I was 5, that being a testament to how horrendously awful it was. I mean jeez we get it, how much 80's lingo are you gonna throw at us "dudes"?

[dmustard11]

I loved the original movies!

[Mastafly7]

they say no to pot but...

talk like stoners

eat like stoners

look like stoners

and they are the color green....i rest my case

[UpForALark]

best thing i heard all day!

[selenaChairez1]

i freakin love TMNT!!!

ohh yeaahh ha loved it then love it more now!!!

[punkkillah1288]

The makers of this shit REALLY typecasted the turtles wrong....surfer lingo =/= stoners

[Brainfacewash]

My God.

[jons44]

And to think kids actually loved this shit back then. Just....wow.

[Zelos101]

0:30 why does raf look high? Also why the hell would master splinter let them do this shit. I mean after years fo ninja training in order to protect the people of new york why the hell would he want them to be come rock stars?

[wagzetsu]

RAPH AT 0:30 LOL OMFG "Yeaaaaah...yeeaaaaah"

[biloretard]

lol hes stoned

[bealtespip123]

:30 Ha ha ha. I was laughing my ass off!

[gametavern]

hahahah...

[MrDeppness]

This effin blows. FAIL.

[MegaMariofan1]

go raph and mikey!!!!!! <3

[matiashardrock]

rad!

[mitosingcells]

Why do they look like they just won the special Olympics?

[malbecks316]

My childhood. It is raped. I think I shall take some drugs in order to be able to cope.

[pumpkinking99]

hahahahaha

[thebebopfan]

Now kids this is why you dont smoke pot

[MrNihon]

LOL

[thewhochilipeppersU2]

noo dddddddduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh­hhhhhh!

[PotatoUPrincess]

I totally agree with what NC and AVGN said about the scene where they're just saying stuff...You could pout anything in there!

"BODACIOUS!"

"RADICAL!"

"COCA-COLA!"

"HAIRBRUSH!"

"TROUT!"

"RUBBER DUCKIES!"

[Fusionman42]

"THESAURUS!"

[Thetruthishere1]

if i was in those costumes i'd fucking kill myself

[fnfup07]

Lmao no DDDDUUUUHHHHH !!!!

[retrodude40]

raph is high at 0:30 lol

[mikeinthehouse]

Duuude I'm sooooo wasted!!!!!!!!

[caulen]

LOLOL

[HykCraft]

lol @ banging on sewer pipes!!

[AVGN145]

OMG!! 0_0! That is hatedilousy ass! You see better moving mouths at Chuckie E Cheese or the Muppets!!! That is really suckish with lava diarrhea slopes!! Also, they must be crack of cocaine... with mutanted weed in their pizza.

[AVGN145]

Also, banging on pipes is really fucking gross as shit.

[SeeDzNutts]

Oh how I miss the good old days when the Ninja Turtles was actually an adult-themed, dark violent comic with mature issues.

[RPJeezy85]

:09 Wow. hahahah

[brawl5ever]

i dont see the difrent aubout the collers raphel is red here its look orange like michelangelo

[shdwcat13]

I was laughing so hard at :30

Then I played it 20 more times

"Whoah. Yeah." Holy crap, Raph, I cried from laughing so hard

[Pikmii]

Raph was clearly drunk at that point.

[dentonscheibal3]

Here's my random words for 1:11

BODACIOUS!!!

RADICAL!!!

SPEAKERS!!!

PENCIL!!!

IPOD!!!

(In case you're wondering,

yes i was just using whatever

i saw on my desk

for this! XD)

[comedypros]

banging on sewer pipes?

uh need i say more :P

[wolfhound1589]

is it me or are they just high

[OrangeRatchet09]

"EXCELLANT!"

"AWESOME!"

"RADICAL!"

"TOOBULAR!"

"PAPER!"

"Uh... OLIVE GARDEN!"

"THE ALPHABET!"

"GOAT CHEESE!"

From NC and AVGN's review, everyone!

[barnakl]

Who's counting hpow many times raph says "WHOAAAA"

[LUFlames29]

Every now and then I watch the TMNT Coming Out of Their Shells VHS tape. It always makes me laugh. As a kid I thought it was awesome. I had a cassette tape with the songs and I listened to it ALL THE TIME

[Paeleologos]

This is the most god-awful thing I have seen all year.

[LuigianoMariano]

*BLOOD SHOOTING OUT OF EARS*

[ShutTheFuckUp0809]

is that Dj Whoo Kid????

[HyperSonicXtreme]

Looks like someone put pot in that tomato sauce for the pizza.

[rawrgasmicrawr]

WTF Raphs heads to heavy for him to stand straight...or he something up is ass.

[rocker1821]

oh this is soooooo painful to watch

[moneyman237952]

i saw this concert live

[Timstuff]

LOL, Raph was like completely out of character, and he looked like he was about to fall over. They must have put the weird kind of mushrooms on their pizza. :p

[TheChiefsDude]

Stoners

[takingstraylight]

NO DUHHHHHHHHHH!!1

[takingstraylight]

hahahahahahbhhhbwahahahahahaha­hhamuchachachachachachachaahha­hahaahah

[XGeorgiaXLeighX]

rofl Raphs head :L

[DevanBlair]

wtf is up with raph? does he have a neck cramp up the ass or something?

[asperlando]

lol!!! I said thje same thing in a previous comment like his head is going to fall over too heavy and at 0:30 he looks like hes reminising seriously high

[mezol1zee]

they have no necks!

[bboyStuntZ]

Mike talks like dat but not raph. Mike is not bigger than Raph. hehe this is jokes and yeah I agree I they seem high

[BoondocksOfBoston]

I think those turtles are smoking something.

[HackTh3Planet]

god thats why we all say "like" a lot.

[jos7886]

Can you imagine a vh1 "behind the music" when they explain how high they were during this interview.

[filipemtx]

KOWABONGA DUDE!!!

[RydanDenali]

since when does raph say dude more than once?

[DonnyRedNr1]

"totally dude" "yeah" "oh yeah" what the hell xD on my way to candy mountain xD

[karacer34]

play the music!

[Mrbaltimore2001]

They got high b4 they did this shoot.

and why is Ralph leaning to the right so much?

[asperlando]

lmao ur right they serioulsy got high and i guess ralph head is tooo huge to maintain its balance lol

[Fishstix21]

i couldn't agree more. I was waiting for Ralph to topple over.

[siskavard]

NO DUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!

[wkdworlds]

i cant stop smiling and laughing

[jay4457]

why did they chang raphs voice

[Burblez]

Oh Raphie, what have they done to you? Did they overfeed you and Mike with pizzas? D=

[coolguysingleman99]

i cant belive this stupied video got a lot of views you people must not have a lot of spare time on your hands all you have to do is watch stupied videos like this one

[Krypton88]

This coming from a guy who had just as much spare time to post a comment. Nice job, genius.

[TuiL0uMuli]

Yeah exactly. He just owned his own ass with his words. He forgot to mention that he just watched this as well LOL! What a dumb ass.

[BIG000H]

oh man i know this i have it on VHS :) oh the 90's

[lusciouslipz4uma]

me 2

[imraw17]

a fucking rock musical hah like bleach

[manatarms79]

Wow, that ruined my childhood memories.

[senorashish]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Drunk Turtles!

Whoa, cowabunga, dude! Like, thank you, dude, tha-anks! Totally, dude! Bodacious! Radical! Happening! Hanging hollow, homeboyyyyyzzzz!! NO DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUH!!!!

[DrClay999]

...y-y-yup their high

[Zabuza28]

wtf is wrong with Raphs head?! LMAO!!!!!! this is horrible

[loko2191]

like kiss xD

Kawabungaa dud

[momokohasacookie]

NO DuuUUUHH! xD

[RockMySox32]

Wow this is some ground-breaking technology. Looks like the technological revolution was a little after this. GAH and such nineties humor. And I love how when they talk to each other they have to actually make an effort to turn their bodies. You know it's one bulky, primitive costume when you have to actually exert effort to talk to someone right next to you.

[Headbanger142]

They must have had too much pizza lol

[HELLGIRLXOXO]

what is this wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????

[elsuperlasser]

KAWABUNGA Turtles

[Scutrputr]

*slowly raises hand* I, too had this video. I watched it many times without hitting fast forward. Good gravy...what was wrong with me?

[Aburameshino176]

Hehe, I used to have this tape. It was so kickass when I was little. But now, I look at it and I'm like, WTF did I watch!? O_o

[VALENTINEproductions]

Remember kids, never feed your turtles crack cocaine.

[NepperCat]

"When all of a sudden we were makin' muuuusiiiic!!"

This Raph is the ninja turtles version of the Brady Bunch's "Fake" Jan.

[aztec1245]

omg what the shell!!at the end there all like yeah you suckkkkk!and raphael does NOT sound like that. when i saw them i thought mikey had to go peekey.they were moving so much and raph could have been meaner!

[juliankyo]

I had that music casette, I dont even remember what it was like, I just remember that I used to love it....I was like 7 back then...LOL