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There is a captain on a ship and a few crew mates. One of the crew members comes up to the Captain and says, "Aye Captain, what is the steering wheel doing in your crotch?" The Captain replies, "AR matey, IT'S DRIVIN ME NUTS" TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
A boy and a girl are having passionate sex in the back of a car. After they climax, a little boy comes and steals the boyfriend's condom. The boyfriend confrots the little boy and makes him give it back. Later that day, the little boy says to his friends "I stole a twinky from a big boy. He made me give it back, but I tricked him. I sucked all the cream out first!"
In all seriousness.. What in the fuck does not reposting shit have to do with death? Do you people actually believe this shit?! My God. Even if this thing was real, I refuse to repost. I want to leave this world. People's stupidity is fucking unbelievable.
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
A shipmate comes up to his captain and asks, "Captain, why do you change into a red shirt before battle?" The captain replies, "So if I get injured, my crew won't see my blood a lose hope." Another shipmate climbs down from the crow's nest and tells the captain, "Cap'n! There's twenty British ships coming our way!"
The captain turns to the first shipmate and says, "Fetch me my brown pants."
@MrHaloGuy1000 XD my social studys teacher used to tell us jokes every wensdays and he told me this one before XD that was in 6th grade..now im in 8th... wish i still had him :/
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On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
@tomboygirl12345 basically that one of the men in the ship are in the barrel and have to suck on their penus through the hole. nd he got mondays to do it lol
@boomshakalacaboom99 3 men walk into a bar he ask the first one what youve been doing he say ive been in and out of ponds all day he ask the second his reply was no different he says to the 3rd 1 let me guess your ponds he say no ive been in and out of ponds to great weather this time of year
once there were 2 blind friends who rode the bus to the fish market and in one stop a pretty woman stepped in the bus and sat near those 2 guys, the woman wanted to know if they are really blind she pulled her skirt off in front of their face and one of the blind guys said:
once there was an old woman who was virgin for all her life and felt proud of it so before her death she had only one wish to get engraved "born virgin, lived virgin, died virgin" so time passed and finally she died it was already aranged about engraving, the engraver got his money first so he lost motivation to do job properly right so he made a prank engraving "im giving her back in mint condition"
oh, i see, that was what "looks like your in the barrel today" from half life's barney calhoun, he was telling you you were getting fucked over(metaphorracly)
@LilJ367 he gets pleasure from the barrell why because inside is someone sucking their dicks but on mondays he cant go because he has to be in the barrell to give blowjobs to people
the sailor is a giant annoyance and was driving the pirate crazy
so just to leave him alone he asks the sailor to drop anchor for a quick second
while the sailor is dropping the anchor, the pirate takes the sterring wheel off of the bar and fixates it on to his groin, once the sailor returned the pirate says that its his turn to drive soon. ecstatic the sailor says "when?" the pirate turns around and says youve been driving me nuts the whole voyage...eh
That's nasty.
flowers1912 6 days ago
ألله أكبر
wwefan12372 1 week ago
OHH SHEEETT LOLOL
0katra0 1 month ago
So that's why the sea is so salty...
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dsaleem23 1 month ago
ope it s dumb
dimitargirushev13 1 month ago
It's my duty to please that booty
GhettoBoi619 2 months ago
if I get 100 likes I will demonstrate this joke to my boyfriend
electriccupcakeful 2 months ago 4
Eli the Pirate in the background
AirsoftWar121 2 months ago
arghhh i actually don't get this one!
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wwefan12372 2 months ago
So an old pirate captain is bragging to some of his new crewmen about his missing limbs. He points to his peg leg.
"Arr, a British cannon blew me leg off during a skirmish., so I replaced it with a peg leg."
He then pointed to his hook hand.
"Arr, I lost me hand to a fearsome Great White Shark. I replaced it with this hook."
One of the crewmen points to his eyepatch.
"How did you lose your eye?"
"Arr, a seagull pooped in me eye. I was still getting used to the hook.
AINGELPROJECT667 3 months ago 4
have any of you noticed in every video the old man is one of the people in the stories in the backround
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glory hole
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andante887 5 months ago
there good just not haha funny
candyheart4567 5 months ago
Here is a pretty good one:
There is a captain on a ship and a few crew mates. One of the crew members comes up to the Captain and says, "Aye Captain, what is the steering wheel doing in your crotch?" The Captain replies, "AR matey, IT'S DRIVIN ME NUTS" TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
jake12321222 5 months ago 39
@jake12321222
LOL, not bad
zanazans 3 months ago
@jake12321222 thats in a botdf song...but stll rlly funny
spaztwit100 2 months ago
@jake12321222
Robot Chicken
Psycho5275 1 month ago
almost everyone is eli
pacotaco489 5 months ago
A boy and a girl are having passionate sex in the back of a car. After they climax, a little boy comes and steals the boyfriend's condom. The boyfriend confrots the little boy and makes him give it back. Later that day, the little boy says to his friends "I stole a twinky from a big boy. He made me give it back, but I tricked him. I sucked all the cream out first!"
Thespankonater 5 months ago
@Thespankonater i just threw up ........
rm04ever 5 months ago
@Thespankonater thats nasty
TheTornadoStorm 5 months ago
@Thespankonater u are paying my cleaner bill cuz i threw up on myself
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@Thespankonater That was just fucking stupid. Go fuck yourself and die. LIKE A BOSS
LikeThisLikeABoss 5 months ago
In all seriousness.. What in the fuck does not reposting shit have to do with death? Do you people actually believe this shit?! My God. Even if this thing was real, I refuse to repost. I want to leave this world. People's stupidity is fucking unbelievable.
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mcticclebunny 6 months ago
yeah modays suck
pikachuvssonic 6 months ago
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hall092009 6 months ago
All these chain letter posts saying a girl with no face is gonna kill you are retarded. Idk why people post such stupid crap.
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wengardyom95 6 months ago
ewww.... :S
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iRJellow 6 months ago
Lol I GET IT!! Funny
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MrEvanschulz 6 months ago
wow.. that job must *puts on sunglasses* really sucks.. YYYYEEAAAAHHH!!!
jeepersitsmeepers 7 months ago 5
@jeepersitsmeepers ITS PUT ON SADES SSSHAAAADES!!!!
joshuatube511 6 months ago
Thanks
And they saw us
3yoonalkoon 7 months ago
the guy at 0:25 is eli, its sad because at the same time in the last video eli was a lady in a devil costume
AngelGirl1591 7 months ago
Here, I got a pirate joke:
A shipmate comes up to his captain and asks, "Captain, why do you change into a red shirt before battle?" The captain replies, "So if I get injured, my crew won't see my blood a lose hope." Another shipmate climbs down from the crow's nest and tells the captain, "Cap'n! There's twenty British ships coming our way!"
The captain turns to the first shipmate and says, "Fetch me my brown pants."
MrHaloGuy1000 7 months ago 162
@MrHaloGuy1000 i heard that from the blue collar comedy tour
killerlavaman 6 months ago
@MrHaloGuy1000 XD my social studys teacher used to tell us jokes every wensdays and he told me this one before XD that was in 6th grade..now im in 8th... wish i still had him :/
moriel31 5 months ago
@MrHaloGuy1000 bill engvall said that at least...........3 years ago.....still funny
Toadsabitch1134 3 months ago
@MrHaloGuy1000 thats a great one i heard a longer version on lary the cable guy i think it was/
techdeckdude245 3 months ago
@MrHaloGuy1000 i heard that from Bill Engvall
jongmagee 2 months ago
@MrHaloGuy1000 thats freakin stupid no offense
rcfishcp 2 months ago
@MrHaloGuy1000 you got that from west jet didn't you
luigifan8282 2 months ago
@luigifan8282 no, I don't even know what that is :P I actually got it from a book I have called The Big Book of Gross Stuff
MrHaloGuy1000 2 months ago
@MrHaloGuy1000 Ha i heard that one!
TheCALLofAwesome 1 month ago in playlist Season 2
@MrHaloGuy1000
Yeah cuz we didn't hear it from Bill Engvall already
Psycho5275 1 month ago
@Psycho5275 I don't even know who that is so yeah
MrHaloGuy1000 1 month ago
@MrHaloGuy1000 Why & what brown pants for?
harvestech 4 weeks ago
@harvestech Because he's gonna sh*t himself >_<
katakung95 3 weeks ago
its his first trip and he has already lost a arm a leg and a eye
Balletdanserinden 8 months ago
god this is realy bad but why do i still lol XD
Left4TeamFortress2 8 months ago
my names Eli :)
4aaaday 8 months ago
@4aaaday well do you any dirty jokes besides these
FireTrainer12 8 months ago
@FireTrainer12 yes im a boy and i had a fanny fart..
4aaaday 8 months ago
@4aaaday ?_@ what?
FireTrainer12 8 months ago
@FireTrainer12 i farted from my dick - my joke
4aaaday 8 months ago
@4aaaday you peffer
FireTrainer12 7 months ago
@FireTrainer12 ?
4aaaday 7 months ago
@4aaaday a peefer is some one that farts from there dick
FireTrainer12 7 months ago
@FireTrainer12 0_o u farted from your dick.. ew
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MyLifeIsgymnastics 8 months ago
so hes the mouth in the glory hole
drakoon476 8 months ago
O MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD YES
743magma 9 months ago
Thats AIDS waiting to happen!!!
ouleteman123 9 months ago 4
@ouleteman123 They didn't have AIDS back then.
SMBfan1981 8 months ago
@SMBfan1981 they didn't really do this ......stop taking stuff serious and start getting the joke
ChristiaanL14 8 months ago
@ChristiaanL14 Im not taking this seriously Im just pointing out to ouleteman123 that they did not have AIDS back then
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tokomo4 9 months ago
fuckin aewsomre
manakia100 9 months ago
00:24 eli
DepressingPain 9 months ago
Now THAT is why I hate mondays
michaelangelo323 9 months ago 2
type myprize in stead of tube
IIJ0RDYII 9 months ago
@IIJ0RDYII type mydick and fuckyou instead of tube
TheFlyGuy009 9 months ago
this... is... AWESOME
theWay2DieHard 9 months ago
and i thought i hated mondays lol
banjowithkazooie 9 months ago
@Marcarcohomo Blow J Here
Assassin9D 9 months ago
nabuang mo !! hahaha
awawawaw7 9 months ago
Does anyone notice that Eli's face is in like every episode
littlemisssingsong43 9 months ago
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
OwlStarlight 10 months ago
is this why garfield hates mondays?
abrahamstudios 10 months ago
now i finally get the joke from Freemans Mind.
spacemountaineer91 10 months ago
I don't get it.......
tomboygirl12345 10 months ago
@tomboygirl12345 basically that one of the men in the ship are in the barrel and have to suck on their penus through the hole. nd he got mondays to do it lol
SuperMarisol101 10 months ago
@boomshakalacaboom99 3 men walk into a bar he ask the first one what youve been doing he say ive been in and out of ponds all day he ask the second his reply was no different he says to the 3rd 1 let me guess your ponds he say no ive been in and out of ponds to great weather this time of year
themass109 10 months ago
0:01
hotfire28590 10 months ago
once there were 2 blind friends who rode the bus to the fish market and in one stop a pretty woman stepped in the bus and sat near those 2 guys, the woman wanted to know if they are really blind she pulled her skirt off in front of their face and one of the blind guys said:
-hey ,Peter! i think we reached the fish market
-what makes you say that, John?
-i can already smell the taste of fresh fish
Brugar18 10 months ago 3
@Brugar18
really nice joke
saadmll 9 months ago
took me a min but i get it now!!! :P
boywiththeblackveil 10 months ago 2
I love how old this joke is.
c4r50n1 10 months ago
Awesome.
CrashFrost 10 months ago
I think the pirate with the mustache is Eli in this one...hehe it's like a "Where's Waldo" book, only with dirty jokes
=3
EXRazeBurn 10 months ago
dis is da new joke goin around mei school. I've heard it 100000000 times
LitterBoxification 11 months ago
eli is the pirate behind the rookie
MrRjransom 11 months ago
eli is drinking something at 0:25
tugshengyaw 11 months ago
once there was an old woman who was virgin for all her life and felt proud of it so before her death she had only one wish to get engraved "born virgin, lived virgin, died virgin" so time passed and finally she died it was already aranged about engraving, the engraver got his money first so he lost motivation to do job properly right so he made a prank engraving "im giving her back in mint condition"
Brugar18 1 year ago
lol shrek puss says i hate mondays lol
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8soccer4life8 1 year ago
in the thumbnail the pirate looked loke stewie from family guy
FSXTout 1 year ago
eli is that one buff dude at 0:31
MMFWCLxJUGGALO1 1 year ago
Funny how the people leaving remarks about the joke, TheMummyShow & Fatal955, are funnier than the joke itself.
PsychopathUltimate 1 year ago
I saw that coming.
RandomRandomxx 1 year ago
lol.. did not see that one coming!
mshipporox 1 year ago
elis the guy with the mustache
Drewxhunt98 1 year ago 3
I'd rather walk the plank O.o
actinoidify 1 year ago
lol, a guy on the highest rated comments was like "monday must suck for him" No, ya got it wrong. He must suck for mondays! XD
Moshikashitenai 1 year ago 357
@Moshikashitenai I thought he had to bend over on Monday
AbuBishir 11 months ago
@AbuBishir Nah, dude, he's giving blow jobs inside the barrel. He's not getting fucked. At least not in the ass ;D
Moshikashitenai 11 months ago
another reason to hate mondays
flexrider1030cpr 1 year ago
omg xD
Gummibearlover1 1 year ago
why not monday's?
heirthos 1 year ago
@heirthos he has to give BJ's on monday derp
TyCR899 1 year ago
@TyCR899
-.-...i know that.........DERP
heirthos 1 year ago
@heirthos you said "why not mondays" as if you didnt get the joke
TyCR899 1 year ago
@TyCR899 ......thats the point
heirthos 1 year ago
@heirthos wait....the point is to make it seem as if you didnt get the joke?
TyCR899 1 year ago
eli is the guy drinking beer
Superfunny122 1 year ago
haha!
XerkoGames 1 year ago
After thinking bout it ¬_¬
Ummmmmm =/
so how did pirates used 2 deal with their boners
MHAR4ever 1 year ago
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
wetocool3 1 year ago
0:26 Eli
TehMuffleKing 1 year ago
so the barrel is a glory hole?
drakoon476 1 year ago
ew thats all i have to say lol
peaceout601 1 year ago
lmao
danieldvs100 1 year ago
eli is the gut behind the shipmate @ 0:24
megaiffi 1 year ago
Mondays must really BLOW
YoUkNoWwhoThISis69 1 year ago 191
Eli is the guy at the back of the ship ;D
mattysillyer 1 year ago
thats fucking wrong lol!!!!
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and that is why no one likes mondays
crazyshooter1304 1 year ago
lmao mondays literally suck dick rofl
LottaLottaLegos 1 year ago
@LottaLottaLegos ohhh lmfao!! i got this joke by reading your comment lol wow im slow..
agahajak 1 year ago
Eli is the Pirate drinking in the back:D
KkrazyVato 1 year ago 7
the guy in the back, is washing his mouth out.
TheNiceGuy81 1 year ago
Eli is the pirate drinking coffee in the background at 0:27
pppie123 1 year ago 3
the guy at the stairs is eli
3mot30 1 year ago
i ssoooo dont want to be on that ship....
tiger1ac 1 year ago
i dont get it
spencss1 1 year ago
@spencss1 well u suck
thesnooooze 1 year ago
anyone who doestent get this he in the barell sucking COCK Ihate Mondays
TheEathenShow 1 year ago
That Sucks!!!!!!! Pun Intended.
weinerschnitzelboy 1 year ago
I don't wan't to suck dirty pirate cock though :(
Kidsownyou1 1 year ago
That sucked... ;-)
Keeby12 1 year ago
DAMN U MONDAYS DAMN U
Railen281 1 year ago
good one
kupidzheart 1 year ago
Damn, that is the reason why mondays sucks balls...
Russiarules1 1 year ago
this joke is awesome! OMG
IAOfilms 1 year ago
OH SNAP I GET IT.
whocaresllol 1 year ago
0:23 Eli
mwes24 1 year ago
WHOA, lls!!
bootztap 1 year ago
oh, i see, that was what "looks like your in the barrel today" from half life's barney calhoun, he was telling you you were getting fucked over(metaphorracly)
murdoc0niccals666 1 year ago
i dont get it
LilJ367 1 year ago
@LilJ367 there a pirate in the barell that sucks the dick. on mondays he has to go into the barrel
DPMDogma 1 year ago
@DPMDogma i still don't get it
LilJ367 1 year ago
@LilJ367 he gets pleasure from the barrell why because inside is someone sucking their dicks but on mondays he cant go because he has to be in the barrell to give blowjobs to people
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@LilJ367 theres a pirate in the barell that sucks the dick. on mondays he has to go into the barrel
DPMDogma 1 year ago
I've heard this before xD
SLOWMOmon 1 year ago
Eli drinking at 0:23.
Danne23456 1 year ago
Eli's voice improved :D
Rjuga1 1 year ago
my favorite one!
Hondo20132 1 year ago
so theres a ship, a pirate, and a sailor,
the sailor is a giant annoyance and was driving the pirate crazy
so just to leave him alone he asks the sailor to drop anchor for a quick second
while the sailor is dropping the anchor, the pirate takes the sterring wheel off of the bar and fixates it on to his groin, once the sailor returned the pirate says that its his turn to drive soon. ecstatic the sailor says "when?" the pirate turns around and says youve been driving me nuts the whole voyage...eh
Sonicforever231 1 year ago
lmao..no more monday's
AnimatedTdot 1 year ago
OHHHH HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHH
alvinsok 1 year ago
I BOW DOWN
KawasakiAsian 1 year ago
i hate mondays because i havt to go back to school
maddog733 1 year ago
I know right?! Mondays BLOW! LMFAO!
sadguyfoundout1 1 year ago
I hate Mondays too~~cau'z it SUCKS!!!!
deadkock 1 year ago 7
man i dint see that "cumming" ROLF!
TheonenameJuan 1 year ago 11
Pirate at :28 is Eli
MrHelloworld212 1 year ago
Mad funny!
JimmmyMcFizzel 1 year ago
Eli @ 0:26
mysweetdreams09 1 year ago
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMG I LOVE IT
qwerty52897 1 year ago
monday must suck for him
fatal965 1 year ago 250
@fatal965 lol SUCK i got that
H3llicus 1 year ago