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  • That's nasty.

  • ألله أكبر

  • OHH SHEEETT LOLOL

  • So that's why the sea is so salty...

  • ope it s dumb

  • It's my duty to please that booty

  • if I get 100 likes I will demonstrate this joke to my boyfriend

  • Eli the Pirate in the background

  • arghhh i actually don't get this one!

  • So an old pirate captain is bragging to some of his new crewmen about his missing limbs. He points to his peg leg.

    "Arr, a British cannon blew me leg off during a skirmish., so I replaced it with a peg leg."

    He then pointed to his hook hand.

    "Arr, I lost me hand to a fearsome Great White Shark. I replaced it with this hook."

    One of the crewmen points to his eyepatch.

    "How did you lose your eye?"

    "Arr, a seagull pooped in me eye. I was still getting used to the hook.

  • have any of you noticed in every video the old man is one of the people in the stories in the backround

  • gg

  • glory hole

  • there good just not haha funny

  • Here is a pretty good one:

    There is a captain on a ship and a few crew mates. One of the crew members comes up to the Captain and says, "Aye Captain, what is the steering wheel doing in your crotch?" The Captain replies, "AR matey, IT'S DRIVIN ME NUTS" TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • @jake12321222

    LOL, not bad

  • @jake12321222 thats in a botdf song...but stll rlly funny

  • @jake12321222

    Robot Chicken

  • almost everyone is eli

  • A boy and a girl are having passionate sex in the back of a car. After they climax, a little boy comes and steals the boyfriend's condom. The boyfriend confrots the little boy and makes him give it back. Later that day, the little boy says to his friends "I stole a twinky from a big boy. He made me give it back, but I tricked him. I sucked all the cream out first!"

  • @Thespankonater i just threw up ........

  • @Thespankonater thats nasty

  • @Thespankonater u are paying my cleaner bill cuz i threw up on myself

  • @Thespankonater That was just fucking stupid. Go fuck yourself and die. LIKE A BOSS

  • In all seriousness.. What in the fuck does not reposting shit have to do with death? Do you people actually believe this shit?! My God. Even if this thing was real, I refuse to repost. I want to leave this world. People's stupidity is fucking unbelievable.

  • yeah modays suck

  • All these chain letter posts saying a girl with no face is gonna kill you are retarded. Idk why people post such stupid crap.

  • ewww.... :S

  • Lol I GET IT!! Funny

  • wow.. that job must *puts on sunglasses* really sucks.. YYYYEEAAAAHHH!!!

  • @jeepersitsmeepers ITS PUT ON SADES SSSHAAAADES!!!!

  • Thanks

    And they saw us

  • the guy at 0:25 is eli, its sad because at the same time in the last video eli was a lady in a devil costume

  • Here, I got a pirate joke:

    A shipmate comes up to his captain and asks, "Captain, why do you change into a red shirt before battle?" The captain replies, "So if I get injured, my crew won't see my blood a lose hope." Another shipmate climbs down from the crow's nest and tells the captain, "Cap'n! There's twenty British ships coming our way!"

    The captain turns to the first shipmate and says, "Fetch me my brown pants."

  • @MrHaloGuy1000 i heard that from the blue collar comedy tour

  • @MrHaloGuy1000 XD my social studys teacher used to tell us jokes every wensdays and he told me this one before XD that was in 6th grade..now im in 8th... wish i still had him :/

  • @MrHaloGuy1000 bill engvall said that at least...........3 years ago.....still funny

  • @MrHaloGuy1000 thats a great one i heard a longer version on lary the cable guy i think it was/

  • @MrHaloGuy1000 i heard that from Bill Engvall

  • @MrHaloGuy1000 thats freakin stupid no offense

  • @MrHaloGuy1000 you got that from west jet didn't you

  • @luigifan8282 no, I don't even know what that is :P I actually got it from a book I have called The Big Book of Gross Stuff

  • @MrHaloGuy1000 Ha i heard that one!

  • @MrHaloGuy1000

    Yeah cuz we didn't hear it from Bill Engvall already

  • @Psycho5275 I don't even know who that is so yeah

  • @MrHaloGuy1000 Why & what brown pants for?

  • @harvestech Because he's gonna sh*t himself >_<

  • its his first trip and he has already lost a arm a leg and a eye

  • god this is realy bad but why do i still lol XD

  • my names Eli :)

  • @4aaaday well do you any dirty jokes besides these

  • @FireTrainer12 yes im a boy and i had a fanny fart..

  • @4aaaday ?_@ what?

  • @FireTrainer12 i farted from my dick - my joke

  • @4aaaday you peffer 

  • @4aaaday a peefer is some one that farts from there dick

  • @FireTrainer12 0_o u farted from your dick.. ew

  • so hes the mouth in the glory hole

  • O MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD YES

  • Thats AIDS waiting to happen!!!

  • @ouleteman123 They didn't have AIDS back then.

  • @SMBfan1981 they didn't really do this ......stop taking stuff serious and start getting the joke

  • @ChristiaanL14 Im not taking this seriously Im just pointing out to ouleteman123 that they did not have AIDS back then

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  • fuckin aewsomre

    

  • 00:24 eli 

  • Now THAT is why I hate mondays

  • type myprize in stead of tube

  • @IIJ0RDYII type mydick and fuckyou instead of tube

  • this... is... AWESOME

  • and i thought i hated mondays lol

  • @Marcarcohomo Blow J Here

  • nabuang mo !! hahaha

    

  • Does anyone notice that Eli's face is in like every episode

  • ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • is this why garfield hates mondays?

  • now i finally get the joke from Freemans Mind.

  • I don't get it.......

  • @tomboygirl12345 basically that one of the men in the ship are in the barrel and have to suck on their penus through the hole. nd he got mondays to do it lol

  • @boomshakalacaboom99 3 men walk into a bar he ask the first one what youve been doing he say ive been in and out of ponds all day he ask the second his reply was no different he says to the 3rd 1 let me guess your ponds he say no ive been in and out of ponds to great weather this time of year

  • 0:01

  • once there were 2 blind friends who rode the bus to the fish market and in one stop a pretty woman stepped in the bus and sat near those 2 guys, the woman wanted to know if they are really blind she pulled her skirt off in front of their face and one of the blind guys said:

    -hey ,Peter! i think we reached the fish market

    -what makes you say that, John?

    -i can already smell the taste of fresh fish

  • @Brugar18

    really nice joke

  • took me a min but i get it now!!! :P

  • I love how old this joke is. 

  • Awesome.

  • I think the pirate with the mustache is Eli in this one...hehe it's like a "Where's Waldo" book, only with dirty jokes

    =3

  • dis is da new joke goin around mei school. I've heard it 100000000 times

  • eli is the pirate behind the rookie

  • eli is drinking something at 0:25

  • once there was an old woman who was virgin for all her life and felt proud of it so before her death she had only one wish to get engraved "born virgin, lived virgin, died virgin" so time passed and finally she died it was already aranged about engraving, the engraver got his money first so he lost motivation to do job properly right so he made a prank engraving "im giving her back in mint condition"

  • lol shrek puss says i hate mondays lol

  • in the thumbnail the pirate looked loke stewie from family guy

  • eli is that one buff dude at 0:31

  • Funny how the people leaving remarks about the joke, TheMummyShow & Fatal955, are funnier than the joke itself.

  • I saw that coming.

  • lol.. did not see that one coming!

  • elis the guy with the mustache

  • I'd rather walk the plank O.o

  • lol, a guy on the highest rated comments was like "monday must suck for him" No, ya got it wrong. He must suck for mondays! XD

  • @Moshikashitenai I thought he had to bend over on Monday

  • @AbuBishir Nah, dude, he's giving blow jobs inside the barrel. He's not getting fucked. At least not in the ass ;D

  • another reason to hate mondays

  • omg xD

  • why not monday's?

  • @heirthos he has to give BJ's on monday derp

  • @TyCR899

    -.-...i know that.........DERP

  • @heirthos you said "why not mondays" as if you didnt get the joke

  • @TyCR899 ......thats the point

  • @heirthos wait....the point is to make it seem as if you didnt get the joke?

  • eli is the guy drinking beer

  • haha!

  • After thinking bout it ¬_¬

    Ummmmmm =/

    so how did pirates used 2 deal with their boners

  • hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 0:26 Eli

  • so the barrel is a glory hole?

  • ew thats all i have to say lol

  • lmao

  • eli is the gut behind the shipmate @ 0:24

  • Mondays must really BLOW

  • Eli is the guy at the back of the ship ;D

  • thats fucking wrong lol!!!!

  • lmao mondays literally suck dick rofl

  • @LottaLottaLegos ohhh lmfao!! i got this joke by reading your comment lol wow im slow..

  • Eli is the Pirate drinking in the back:D

  • the guy in the back, is washing his mouth out.

  • Eli is the pirate drinking coffee in the background at 0:27

  • the guy at the stairs is eli

  • i ssoooo dont want to be on that ship....

  • i dont get it

  • @spencss1 well u suck

  • anyone who doestent get this he in the barell sucking COCK Ihate Mondays

  • That Sucks!!!!!!! Pun Intended.

  • I don't wan't to suck dirty pirate cock though :(

  • That sucked... ;-)

  • DAMN U MONDAYS DAMN U

  • good one

  • Damn, that is the reason why mondays sucks balls...

  • this joke is awesome! OMG

  • OH SNAP I GET IT. 

  • 0:23 Eli

    

  • WHOA, lls!!

  • oh, i see, that was what "looks like your in the barrel today" from half life's barney calhoun, he was telling you you were getting fucked over(metaphorracly)

  • i dont get it

  • @LilJ367 there a pirate in the barell that sucks the dick. on mondays he has to go into the barrel

  • @DPMDogma i still don't get it

  • @LilJ367 he gets pleasure from the barrell why because inside is someone sucking their dicks but on mondays he cant go because he has to be in the barrell to give blowjobs to people

  • I've heard this before xD

  • Eli drinking at 0:23.

  • Eli's voice improved :D

  • my favorite one!

  • so theres a ship, a pirate, and a sailor,

    the sailor is a giant annoyance and was driving the pirate crazy

    so just to leave him alone he asks the sailor to drop anchor for a quick second

    while the sailor is dropping the anchor, the pirate takes the sterring wheel off of the bar and fixates it on to his groin, once the sailor returned the pirate says that its his turn to drive soon. ecstatic the sailor says "when?" the pirate turns around and says youve been driving me nuts the whole voyage...eh

  • lmao..no more monday's

  • OHHHH HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHH

  • I BOW DOWN

  • i hate mondays because i havt to go back to school

  • I know right?! Mondays BLOW! LMFAO!

  • I hate Mondays too~~cau'z it SUCKS!!!!

  • man i dint see that "cumming" ROLF!

  • Pirate at :28 is Eli

  • Mad funny!

  • Eli @ 0:26

  • HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMG I LOVE IT

  • monday must suck for him

  • @fatal965 lol SUCK i got that