Tim Minchin - If I Didn't Have You - Full Uncut Version

[bluesteelsaxophone]

you're special but. . . you fall within a bell curve

roflmaoysst

[LHO4121]

whats neck down alapicha

[SigfridsTardis]

@LHO4121 It's an inheritable condition that prevents one from growing any body hair.

[DeinosDinos]

Tim's wife was hilarious. If she's really what Tim describes on stage, I'd love to see a conversation between the two.

[JEDSaje15]

OMG THE END WAS AMAZING! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

[mcard1d]

I love his 'Tony the fish' dance ;) lol

[toblerone42cb]

5 people don't have anyone.



[TheZingating]

'Have somebody else' I would just laugh at this if i was Tim Minchin's wife because I would know he would love me :D Ha ha

[killz16284]

lol 

[westyemmy]

feet !? xx

[nighthawk0490]

"Tim! You can't say THAT! She might like pussy!" lmao



[anonexperiment1263]

so fucking sexy, the song and him

[sfshinz]

It would appear that there are four small-bladdered Pentacostalists out there.

[xRubberDukcy]

She thought that was a song about love or relationships or something like that. But quite clearly a song about maths...

[Francesco0991]

@xRubberDukcy what's the difference?

[J3urkasaur]

How amazing would it be to have them as parents?

[bluesteelsaxophone]

FUCK YOU BABY!!!

lolocaust

[shippodna]

@2:58 he did fiddler on the roof wrong...

[sarahgr89]

I love that dance :)

[sfshinz]

"She MADE ME LIKE THIS!"

[Hanntaytay]

lucky sarah

[ViolentKisses87]

"TIM YOU CANT SAY THAT! She might like pussy :D"

[15204chad]

fiddle. diddle diddle diddle

[CrissCross407]

lmao his dancing is so awkward <3

[MrBOB2292]

Is not a song about love or relationships, it's clearly about maths xD genius

[Crunchy68]

"Oh, I'm OUTRAGED! I want to write a shit letter to a bad newspaper!"

...I wonder if this is a reference to Phil Daoust?

[Wuggynaut]

@Crunchy68 Probably not, his wasn't a letter, but an actual review.

[AutumnSkyie]

This makes me so happy...and my friends slightly scared as I sing horribly off-key to it.

[SuperZkym]

Three people lost there virginity at 40

[EmmySweden92]

"Tim,for Christ sake you can't say that!She might like pussy!"

[MichalekM91]

His wife is AWESOME!

[abc1234534782]

why does he not whaere shoes

[EpicNerd1995]

@abc1234534782 Because he sold them to help people on the internet learn how to spell...

[kelco93]

Uncut? What possible reason would there be to cut anything out of this?! (It's quite clearly a song about maths.)

[TheDeathofGrace]

So what UK and Australia start university at 17?

[MEandNoneOther]

@TheDeathofGrace No, We have high school (until 16), then college/6th form doing Alvls (until 18/19) and finally University when we feel like it afterwards... Well that is the UK!! >.< <3 x

[MrsLoveChuckle]

He would be the coolest dad ever! JEALOUS!

[Saarraahhhh1]

*piano solo*

and she might.

[HighClassGamerLeague]

2 people haven't lost their virginity

[Vamp61616]

@BusinessPanda You are obviously lacking in Tumblr. I have a brain up there somewhere, but at the time of watching something I find hysterically funny, witty, and/or adorable, it decides to run on ocerdrive, burn out, and turn me into a muchy pile of fangirl.

[xShakespearex]

@Vamp61616 Fuck yeah!!!

[BusinessPanda]

@Vamp61616: Air is what is in your head, because your brain is obviously missing.

[Vamp61616]

OMG I AM DEAD WHAT IS AIR SOMEBODY SAVE ME I THINK I'M SUFFOCATING

[KillerMime64]

The uncut version? So this version is bigger, longer and uncut ^^

[kisielfull]

oh God xD if he's wife's got really that sense of humor he's the luckiest guy in the world xD

[KittiMitties]

@kisielfull I think a lot of women have that sense of humour, I definitely do, but I could be wrong.

[WolfBoi55555]

0:00 Good book !

[splifftor]

Abstruse: ‘difficult to understand

from the macquarie dictionary list of most incorrectly used words.

considering for australian english the macquarie dictionary is the "official" dictionary (at least the australian english language that is taught in all australian schools) and that tim minchin is infact australian (and therefor I'm making the assumption educated in an australian school), I would consider the use of the word quite accurate

[ProNorden]

At 03:52 , Seems to be an inaccurate use of the word "abstruse". Fun rhyme, but wrong usage.

By the way, I'm available to sing this song at weddings and wedding receptions ....and bridal showers ... and bachelor parties.

[SoundJunkieVlog]

"someone else would surely doobie do do do DOO DAT DEEEEE doo doo the mother fucker yeeee"

[ChuckMeIntoHell]

"Awe... Are you studying feminism at uni? Boop-boop!"

[PinkyPinkee]

I just googled his wife and found her quite attractive + if she really has that kind of sense of humor, she must be an amazing person ^^

[CircleTheSkies]

@PinkyPinkee Yeah, if he's not on the couch after this she must have an excellent sense of humor

[thwackspongbelm]

***headdesks*** at "an hour and a half of happiness..."

[lilmissjunior1]

What show is this from??..

[ChuckMeIntoHell]

@lilmissjunior1 The show is called "Ready for This"

[sagilbyharmon]

@1KevinsFamousChili1 - he says 'pentecostal/small bladder" as in, he doesn't know if people leave because they're offended or if they have to go to the bathroom.

[beanodonnell]

anyone else hear navi at 6:19

[PinkdeRais]

I love how the women start to scream when he shimmies. XD Go Tim!

[JamesGarfieldDavis]

i really like that he changed the last "baby" to "darling"

[1KevinsFamousChili1]

"penticostals, more blatter" xD

[GreyB94]

....where are his shoes?

[skrachface]

@GreyB94 He never wears shoes when hes performing XD

[SimkinC42]

@GreyB94 It's part of his look. He never wears shoes on stage.

[B1ueyedfiend]

Manged to top the original :)

[LoxiDays33]

He's so cuteee 3

[ThisSentenceIsFalse]

lyrics, please.

[Bulldogg6404]

Bo Burnham in twenty years.

[BubbleManiac94]

Gotta love his body shimmers xD

[thelastanimator]

Gotta love the verse after 05:40

[AntiMatterWave]

All my friends just stare blankly at me as I sing this song from begining to end with word for word precision

[IamGuerillaGorilla]

@AntiMatterWave So do I haha

[Wuggynaut]

@AntiMatterWave Ha, I can do that as well, and English isn't my native language! :D

[r8p6]

@AntiMatterWave I know how you feel ;)

[jesaispo]

@AntiMatterWave Me too !!!

[danii871]

06:30



[HaloPlayer96]

i have listened to that song 5 times over with the lyrcis and i still screw it up, how the hell does he remember this stuff

[Mooshuuful]

How can he memorize all that!!???!!!! <333

[BunkzT255]

Keep pressing 8.



[exacerbatedtaboo]

He almost sounds like the lead singer of Blue October when he sings.

[evilsam227]

why wasn't Sarah making him the sandwich? she was in the kitchen?

[maddiferr]

@evilsam227 Gosh, you're clever.

[r0seonyourcoffin]

FUCK YOU BABY!

[McIntyre941]

SHE MADE ME LIKE THIS.

[pigfarts100]

I love how you get to see the more caring side to Tim when he's talking to his baby. I think it's sweet <3

[TheArchangelCJ]

His wife sounds like a champ!

[Saarraahhhh1]

"...and she might."

WHERE WAS THAT LINE!?

I was waiting for it during the whole bit about his wife's humour. *sigh*

[Henrik6661]

Muhahaha DISLIKE!

[Sephyrulz]

@Henrik6661 Tool tool tool tool tool tool ect~

[GardsVision]

@Henrik6661 Though arth a tool

[Sozzie16MJ]

*epic piano soloing* "Right, good. Ummm" Gotta love Tim. xD

[rubbishrider861]

bags of comedy oranges... always makes me lol!!

[Ikkepedia]

0 dislikes... soooo "Sarah" doesn't have a Youtube-account

[sekirk]

@Ikkepedia SHe just read that and now it's Dislike 1 cos shes a sick fuck haha

[Ikkepedia]

@sekirk haha, gotta be

[sekirk]

@Ikkepedia ead that back, i apologise for the lack of punctuation, it's hard to understand without it haha, it's very dark in my room lol

[select899]

311likes 0 dislikes

LIKE A BOSS

[rennybums109]

NO SHOES OR SOCKS! :L x

[XxlilMcEwanXx]

I want tove wae him because he would be so funny at dinner lol plus my names sarah

[crimsonvipor]

WOW!

18110 views and not a single dislike!

New YouTube record!

[zebezd]

@crimsonvipor ...Wow, that is actually quite amazing! Kinda proves the awesomeness that is Tim Minchin xD

[luclfersangel616]

If I didn't have Tim, NO ONE else would do!

[thelittleewelamb]

in our little LIVES :') love you tim xx

[allaurae]

it actually isn't that hard to understand, if you have teh words written down in front of you so that you aren't trying to process every word he says/sings at a million miles per hour :)

[luclfersangel616]

The first line broke my heart . . . and I'm a straight guy.

[TheSevenStrikes]

@luclfersangel616 obviously not.

[SaeKato]

I fucking love that guy! :D

[TheRatherLikely]

@Sozzie16MJ INCEST :3

[undream]

0 dislikes ! Yay !

[Sozzie16MJ]

I WISH HE WAS MY DAD.

[JimothyMcgee]

@Sozzie16MJ this comment is what makes your first comment odd

[Sozzie16MJ]

@JimothyMcgee Well, I wish he was my dad about the last quote. "Your mouth is for eating, and then later on, cock!" But I loved his dancing. And think he is hot. So therefore I wish he was my dad and I also think he is very hot when he dances. xD

[fenderbasskd]

@Sozzie16MJ Wait.. you want your dad to be hot? Thats not weird at all..

[Sozzie16MJ]

@fenderbasskd It's like two separate compartments. And my Dad is hot, don't diss. ;)

[Sozzie16MJ]

Is it odd that I had a huge vaguely kinky grin while watching him dancing? He's fucking amazing xD

[atheisthadouken]

she might like both...

[gleymmerei]

this man is awesome. Simple as that.

[misato56]

His wife and daughter are the luckiest girls in the world!

[gemma5632]

@misato56 I think he's lucky to have them! He's got a funny song writing about them! i think his wife would probably be funnier than him. After all he did say "She made me like this"

[sakuraxkiss33]

omj tim: impression of a baby sleeping,

Me: On the floor rofling

[pigfarts100]

IT'S NOT QUITE AS SAD AS IT SOUNDS. But it's pretty fucking close.

[gamesfrome]

HE must be a ronking Jesus! As Holy as Jesus and looking like a Rockstar! :O You are amazing Tim!

[iAaron1912]

@gamesfrome Oh, the irony!

[bobsickle2]

@gamesfrome HEY!! I will have you know that Tim DOES exist. How dare you say he is a mythical fairytale character. I am offended sir!

[gamesfrome]

@bobsickle2 How can it be offending to say that he is better than the impossible?

[laurenincambridge]

Just to clarify, as I see a number of negative comments below, I wept with laughter. The rest of you, please don't view any more Tim Minchin videos -- please leave him to the rest of us.

[laurenincambridge]

Wait for the LAST SENTENCE!

[gemma5632]

I want to meet Sarah, she sounds awesome!!

[MrLtk007]

Fuck you baybay!!!

[choquera]

so don't worry about Tim's sick fucking wife!!!

[IceMetalPunk]

I've not seen the full version of this. FUCKING HILARIOUS! God, that ending was unexpected...which just means I obviously am not as much of a Tim Minchin fan as I should be :D .

[pivotdj1]

why does Tim have so few veiws on youtube? HE'S SO FREAKING BRILLIANT

[WarptimeProductions]

@pivotdj1 And to be fair, about 1000 of those are just me :/

[lillagah]

THE WIGGLE.

[Uratnik]

God this had me in fucking tears.

[lucyii]

I honestly never thought that any video would up his 'not perfect' video. but this ALMOST did. fuck, THANK GOD FOR YOUTUBE. I would be in a river somewhere.

[TarantinoRocker93]

FUCK YOU BABE! xD lol

[Osku1231]

OMFG THATS SUCH A GREAT BIT ABOUT A SEXIST BITCH AND HIS FAMILY LMFAO

[Asmodous666hades]

I prefer the version he performed at the secret policeman's ball, without the fiddlediddle stuff, but I still love this version because... it's Tim.

[RealConanette]

@Asmodous666hades actually he did those verses at the secret policeman's ball, it's just that the version on Tim Minchin's page is edited. The full performance is found if you search for the version posted by "SecretPoliceman" - same performance, same vocals, different edit of the shoot. Whomever edited the one on the SecretPoliceman page didn't leave in visuals of his great shimmy, though. :(

[typenamehere19]

Maths.

[23ABoyd23]

SHE MADE ME LIKE THIS! Fantastic vid, thanks man.

[luclfersangel616]

@23ABoyd23 I think she's trying to say something . . .

[martabo]

frickin super like. props on a gread vid :D