Top Ten Ways to Annoy/Tease Edward Cullen

[madchickbabyxxx]

love #1 lol

[TheaterBug1]

#1 was the best.



[zaney299]

one of them should have been tell him bella is a tranny and that she only like young men like jake

[ThePACcrew]

a paper cut to him up close, your going to be dinner!

[JustinBieberLuver664]

@ThePACcrew But then... If he bites you, you turn into an immortal vampire,, dummie! :D Which would be so fuckin awesome.. And I would let him Bite me how much times he wants, if I become a vampire forever!!:D

[ThePACcrew]

@JustinBieberLuver664 but if he doesn't tun u into a vampire, your a tasty snack

[briannam916]

Lmao Seth Clearwater imprinted on him

[JoeyyAndJ123]

Garlic don't work with vampires in Twilight

[cookiegirl242]

buy him a dog and name it Jacob Black so funny that dog probaly wouldn't last the day

[prinzesheartz118]

i love this video!!!! its soo funny!!!!!



[MrKookieMonsterr]

i love number 5

[Xxjaguar123xX]

I love annoying ppl!!!! XD

[rayytaylor18]

lmao team edward!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Jgirlox24]

i love #1 XD

[lindseynoelani123]

I LIKE NUMBERS 8 5 4 AND 1

[xkweendilemmax]

LMAO this made me laugh so much!

[MsMegaCake]

4 x3 LMAO

[HaloFan821]

8!!!

[ilovejoejonas123100]

haha u have pretty good ways :) lol get him a dog and name it Jacob Black i bet that would get on his nerves lol

[theamvgirlx]

I have a vid like this on my channel! Come watch and comment!

[mrsjustinbeiberlov94]

#9 hahahahahah

[court365]

#3 LMAO

[18teamedward97]

HE IT MINE

[plasticPianotwilight]

i think ill try number 1 out....

that would perfect.....

[2897Princess]

lmfao love #1 XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[8a9crrre]

but you cant shove him over the boundary line unless youre a vamp too. you would need superhuman strength

[EmeraldMalfoy1307]

#4, #5 ROCK!!!!!

[daisyandpheobe]

i think the dog idea wud anoy jacob more than edward

dont you think edward wud think your a slut because of no;10

[dancer3021]

Lol replace his clothes wit a drackula coustume rotfl

[glendy4eva]

NUMBER 4 IS THE BEST

[whenthemusicpeaks]

haha

[gunnyification]

# 4 was best...

[BloodyVampireGirl3]

Funny and cool. I have nothing against Twilight or Edward Cullen.

[isabellamcullen]

i loved the garlic necklace :D

[jacobandjakob1]

5 was best lol i get him a dog now name it jacob black

[attractivness]

LOL at #4

[dreamerpixie]

omg! if u shoved ur paper cut in his face, what if he like ate you? ahaha. someone must really want to annoy him. # 10 is a bit weird... really weird. LOL do u want him to see u like that?

[yourvideosucks123]

Ok i love the dog idea (: Telling him people thought he was gay HA ! Shoving him over the boundry line :p Paper cutting youself :D And telling him seth imprinted on him :L But who would want to annoy him????

[gcblog11]

I HATED THE SETH ONE AND THE 4# ONE!

[lovinme1756188]

l0l numb 4 is the best!!

[twilightplatypus3]

STUPID

[megatwilightfan99]

3. Give yourself a paper cut go up to him and say " Ow. Kiss it?" LOL you would die

[KariLeeanne]

omg LMAO!! hilarious

[Sophifi]

1 is too popular. it's old.

[twilightplatypus3]

I AGREE

[winterify]

# 1 is GREAT

[angrytaco3]

xDDD i loooove #1!

[BluMoon116]

omg #8 and #1 sooo funny LMAO!!!!

[twizebra09]

i LOVED the Seth one!

[TwilightSagaGirl61]

i love twilight/edward!! <3!

but this was really funny!! :) L=

[RCRARider]

ROFL !

this is amazing <3

[BeatBabexx]

LMFAO! how funny!?

loved 9,8,5,4,2 and 1

but still rekon i should picture jessica naked.. i rekon that would piss him off more xD

[clau2708]

LMFAO!! 8,5,4 and 2!

[coolcolleen1105]

after you do number 3, you wouldnt be able to do 2 and 1. you would be dead

[MeIsSmarticle]

NO!!!!!!!!!!! FOR #1 PICTURE JACOB AND/OR MIKE NEWTON MAKING OUT WITH BELLA!!!!!! Or picture Jessica nude..

[ghostchick123]

omg that was hysterical.....! i think the one about the dog named jacob would make him laugh more than be annoyed because vampires call them dogs..lol

[twilightfanrox14]

i like numbers 2 and 1! hilarious

[PartnersInCrime300]

lol HIGHlarious

[NewYorkPrincess818]

lol 1 is funny i might do that :) or i might picture bella making out with jacob :D thatll really piss him off

[SorrowSoulmate13]

until bella got here, we all thought he was gay xD love it!

#1 was the best one BY FAR!

awesome job ^^

[TakeOffMyMask5691]

LMFAO 10, 8, 7 and 6 were hilarious, 2 and 3 were just plain mean, but 1...oh, my favorite by far!

[diddies74]

no. 10 is so funny it's so funny lol

[WoWGamerHD]

or picture him naked instead lol then hed really be pissed lol

[odiug95]

8: lol!

3: dangerous

5: clever

[pleah94]

that was great i really liked 8, 4 and 2 good job!

[NaomiiX18]

It Should So Be Picture Yourself Naked + Covered In Blood (Y)

[edwardsbella1000]

3 is dangerous.....but 1 is frickin hilarious

[hoppersmommie]

lol i found a icon that says

"untill bella swan got there we all thought he was gay"

lol

[81superstar]

the whole school thought you were gay!! haha :)

[twilightrawks321]

thats mean

but funny

[freakychikas]

pml!!!

[pokemonlover342660]

LAUGH MY FUCKIN ASS OFF AT 3,2,1

[paramore042991]

These are awesome

[silence2113]

OMG pretty much none of those would work.

[twilightismylife4eva]

that was so awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[loveisthemovement711]

LMAO I LOVE NO. 1!!!!!

[MIT4everTwilighter]

10 and 1 are fantastic

[AngelRox10116]

I like 5, 3, 2, and 1!! Wait, if I did #1 then it would scar him for life...Haha!! Jk!

[iluvsparklepires]

how the fuck do you not know who seth is? he's awesome anyway that was good

[lujain7007]

#4 is helarious

[gengibremalvadao]

number 5 wouldnt annoy him, he would laugh!

[warningcrazyjonasfan]

ur sooo mean but also high-larious lol

i likes 4 and 2 but i already heard #1.

but i loooove edward so im mad at u! lol jk

[fffeeemmm]

Number 4 and 1 hahahahaha LMAOOOO

[alicebreejaz]

OME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!

[Luaret]

LOL at 3 and 4!!

I can't stop laughing!!

[RockerZebra]

Hahaha.

loved it.

[xxID3xx]

who is seth clearwater

[Josephine0193]

Member of the werewolf pack,Leah's brother.

[hsmchick28]

*sigh* how can u NOT know who seth is???!!!

shame shame shame

[xxID3xx]

i just started twilight so i dont that much about it yet

[baller4life224]

how can you just now be starting twilight! Everyone's already done, waiting for New Moon to come out!

[xxID3xx]

well, me and all my friends just started reading a little after the movie came out, so yeah

[Elmorox9393]

HAHAHA!

[kristi5207]

10

1

4

and

5 were the best

[xxcullenxvampirexx]

I fucking died to #8, that shit was soooo funny

#4 #1 is fucking funny too

lol #5 was pretty funny

[lovefire99]

8 and 1 LOL *dies*

[CarlieCullen23]

i luv #1

[di5n33]

OMG that was hilarious!!!!

[hm119438]

i lve him he's fucken hot but its fucken funny

[imatwilighter4eva]

lol i already knew what #1 would be i jus had that feelin it was gunna be that and i luv TWILIGHT 4 ever

[SlaterSav]

1# Was funny so was number 2#

[dorythefishrules]

hahahah 5 and 1 the bombest!

[IsabellaMarieSwan123]

hahahahahaha funny!!!!!

[poniezrule83]

this is actually funnier than some other ones ive seen. i like #1. lol.

[MyzzCandii]

LMAO XD Dhiz Was Dhe Best Video

[SpuffyBangel]

so funny! i luv number 1 that would annoy the hell out of him if people went around doing that one all day..hehe!

[B3ccaMK]

Awesome xDDD

[twilightergirly1817]

# 9 already happened sort of, but lol

[mikapikaxxx]

uhm i wouldnt do number 3 unless u wanna die XD

im team edward but i thot this was funny anyway

[hanashalash]

thats was sooooooooo funny!! i'm glad someone on team jacob finally made a video like this!

[cherrylover96]

ah that's very funny xD

[nessieofficial]

lol!!!!!!1

[unik314]

the last one is awesome!!!!! lol

[ZnannaBanana]

fun :D

[smexi6]

lolz!!!!! Seth imprinting on him!!!! thats hilarious!!!!!

[twilightloveOCD]

1. Kill Bella

2. Kill Renesmee

3. Videotape Jacob kissing Bella and make him watch it every day

4. Get a t-shirt with Jacob on it saying "I love your wife and your daughter!!! WHAT NOW!!!!

5. cut yourself

6. Imagine yourself Killing Bella

7. Buy a dog and name it Wolfy

8. push him into sunlight in public

9. Record Jacob playing with Nessie

10. Record him injecting his venom into Bella and make him watch it! over and over again

[unik314]

lolol #4 is priceless!

[twilightloveOCD]

i know i was proud of that one lol thanks

[twilightloveOCD]

i luv how im team edward....but i hate bella lol

[iamxray1256]

LOL THAT HILARIOUS! i <3 it!i love love love #3!

[YoshiLand64]

u should have put the one that says "make him a t-shirt that says in the front "I kissed a wolf" and in the back "i think i liked it". force him to wear the t-shirt everywhere.

[pythonfan95]

heh tht was funny.

[takiyah013]

love all of them paper cut was best!

[dragon82296]

# 2 was great

[qeenshift]

1. Push Bella in front of a random moving object

2. Tell him that all Aro wants for Christmas is him

3. Take apart his volvo and blame it on jacob

4. Invite him to a picnic without telling him the wolves are coming

5. Break your hand and tell Calisle that Edward was holding your hand too tight.

6. Record him and Bella doing it.

7.Disorganize his CD collection

8. Go up to Bella and say "I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD"

9. Whenever he is around, sing 'blood' by mcr.

10. Kill Bella. Blame Jasper

[rpattz18lover]

lmao..number 6, wow thats great.

[qeenshift]

Thank you. ^^

[TWILIGHTERHOLIC01]

i have heard all of them accept the ..papercut one it wuz FUNN-AY.

[GrandxHighxLlama]

Not being a lil pessimist here but the picture your self naked thing is old and someone has already made a brilliant cartoon about the dog named jacob. Good video Though if u don't count that stuff

[KinaSnax]

Awsome! Love the "Picture yourself naked" one xD

[XDSmileyFaceXD12]

9 is a bit below the belt, 3 is dangerous, and as if ud b able to manage 2. ok, thats all the criticism i got

[minimikz123]

i got some!!

1. push him in the sunlight and sing "diamonds are a girls best friend"

2. Give him a shirt saying "i kissed a wolf and i like it"

3. Watch harry potter with him and every time cedric appears scream "CEDWARD!!"

4. Tell Rosalie that he thinks she's ugly

5. Jump in front of a car and scream "HELP ME!!"

6. For his wedding.. decorate it a harry potter theme

[XDSmileyFaceXD12]

haha those r good!

[devburg2011]

ok those are amazing aha

i think YOU should def make a vid wiff these :)

[aquanette0love]

lol i love 5

[1502glitterbug]

randomly say to him,really loudly,"i heard you're a vampire and you like to drink blood" and watch him think of an answer

say to mike(in front of edward)"how was your date with bella last night?"

[RihannaRoxMiSox]

i ve heard most of these but still pretty funny

[addiesrandom]

numer 1 lol

[allytbally2]

#4 and #2 are funny

[Igunatwilight]

Hmmm, Number one (: You should have done one 11. Kiss him until he trys to pull away don't let him so he can't help himself but chnage you :L

[JESSIFINA97]

hahaha #4

[twilightisdrug]

Um.. 3 is a bit dangerous.

[horselovergirl92]

i think he would find #5 funny but rose would love it

[luckylass456]

I think he would actually kinda like 5 hed see it as a joke

but 2 things I think that wuld piss him off more than n e thing is Jacob imagining him and Bella together and n e 1 hurting or trying to hurt Bella

[GeminiLove412]

10 8 5 2 are hilarious but 1 us sorta disturbing

[TwilightMadness19]

its funny though

[AudreyXDBaby]

HAhahha!! #4 Nd 1

[reddy3001]

i love #4 and #1 these are so hilarious!!

[rue21girl21]

i love number 1

[BL00DSAGA]

omfg i loved all these especially number 10!! lmfao!

[c8lin308]

ive got some:

Sit in his room and stare at him for hours. When he demands why you're staring at him tell him you're not leaving until he falls asleep. When he tells you he can't sleep, threaten that Santa won't come if he stays awake.

Capture a live pigeon and put it in his pants. Say sorry for putting the live pigeon in his pants and offer to get it out.

When you eat in a restaurant, ask the waiter if they serve mountain lion by any chance because you don't want your date to starve.

[curlysue0512]

HAHA! i like those xD

[xxthaaloveestoriee]

hahahas ! offer to get it out ! lools .!

[MyzzCandii]

LMAO XD !!!!!!!!!!!

[edwardcullenrules190]

lmao i love # 1

[domcrazy]

i about died laughing when i read number five!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol nice job, this was really funny!

TEAM JACOB!!!!

[ArabianHaven]

#1 was disturbing

[xxmuseaddictxx]

number five would make me laugh if i was edward and number four made me laugh really hard cuz thats wat i first thought of him

[EvilmindedchilD]

#1 should be picture bella naked with mike or jacob

[xxthaaloveestoriee]

good one !

[mandy1234f]

ooooooooooh dear

[rosaliehale95]

oh that is mean

[ERICA778899]

number 8 is a good 1 but number 3 could get u killed unless u wanted to die

[lttlejil]

lol haha that was pretty good

[djennie222]

never i would never

[ArmyStrongNiece]

#3 is a good way to get yourself killed

[crazyfrenchdancer]

i agree with you on that!

[Smash2013]

the gay thing wouldn't work. he reads minds. the #1 should be picture yourself naked with bella.

[iwearcons]

#1 should be kiss Bella

[TwilightLuver97]

# 2 wouldn't work bc he is like 500 times sronger than any human... so how could u shove him over it?? Plus why would he be by the boundry line???

[TurquoiseDreamer302]

how come i had a feeling that was going to be # 1

[katkatalonso]

Lol! Love it! Faved!

[sophiaemarino]

#1 is wrong lol

[studtmann123]

8, 4, and 1 are my favs...

[VicSim1976]

Too funny.. 8, 2, & 1 were my favs, esp. 8

[andieatscandy]

also #4 was funnyy....but it doesnt make sense...if they thought it..he would know.....duh

[andieatscandy]

8 was soooooooo funnnyyyyy