scary movie 2 intro- the exorcist

[LeeStudios815]

Also,

When situations appear bleak,

guns are always the answer.

[LeeStudios815]

When I saw a close up of the girl(possessed form) I saw a shine on her face and I came up with a conclusion:

ITS A MASK

[wolfmanagr]

Does he give her a tic tak??LOL

[Pigsterism]

Priest: In the name of the holy father, the so-

Girl: *Pukes*

LOL

[saltypop13]

"The child won't even let me touch her!"

"Yeah ... sometime you have to give 'em candy"

[fireblade1993ify]

your mother sucks cocks in hell! XD

[webkinzlover408]

5:37 was willld :\



[jaszablo]

after watching this movie, I couldn't take the real Exorcist movie seriously, in fact, i thought it was just as funny as this.

[thatPUNKdude]

"Ohhh...this is the real shit"

I die laughing from that line every time.

[MrKingMP]

Now this is the real shit! LOL

[KnowBBL]

lolilol ^^

[thekkl]

Priest enters room.

*owl head*

Priest leaves room.

[zuperGarfieldlover]

whahahaaa FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!!! 5:59

[TheMilaRae]

Father: Aww Shit!

*runs out the room*

Other person: No, Father.

*Grabs him and brings him back in the room*

XD I love this movie! XD

[TheMilaRae]

All the flies everywhere when he's in the bathroom! XD I love it!

[thagrtstuvawltyme11]

When the old man says "this is the real shit" I crack the hell up every time.

[cutieboy101568]

-priest enters room-

-girls head turns around-

Priest: Fuck this!

[EdTV20]

FUCK THIS LMFAO

[waltervt]

"unleash the dog of war"

[angelo1996arizona]

lmao, "she doesnt even touch me","it helps if u give them candy" I couldnt stop laughing

[SaraphineDalma]

Now this is the real shit ROFL that whole part was PERFECT

[TheMovieFanaticX]

3:45 enchiladas do that to me!!!!



[Graverobber94]

"and who got that onholy bitch jerry kicked of survivor!!" lol xD

[maxir1497]

see you later missus harrys jajajajajaja

[cutieboy101568]

22 ppl got scared at her head

[cutieboy101568]

hmmm any1 got any toilet paper?

[PowerGlove79]

Marlon Brando was originally supposed to play the role that James Woods did, I can't imagine him saying those lines though. Woods was perfect

[malikc6]

LOL!! I wonder what would have happened if they pulled a gun on her in the real movie after saying "your mother sucks cocks in hell!"

[scoriaa]

just before I UNLEASH THE DOG OF WAARRRR.. ROFL

[whatdafacundo]

Your mother sucks cocks in hell"!! LMFAO! OOMMGG! LOL

[whysoblutube]

hahaha Woods ditches the cab fare.

[funnystuff1284]

you dawg i heard you like horror movie parodies so i put an amityville horror parody inside an exorsist parody so you can laugh while you laugh

[coryboy345]

James Woods should have done one of his parented FLIP OUT scenes in this movie.

[binoxico]

XDD pls lord help me to release this demoN!!!!!! BRUM XDDDD AAHAHHAHA xDD i gonna say it every time i gnna shit now x D

[clindica]

"your mother sucks cocks in hell" "suck this"

[ManosIero]

Epic Shit At 3:45 x0a0x0a0xa0x0a0x0ax0a

[absba9]

Your no fun!!

[absba9]

this is the real shit!!!! LMAO

[littletubkid]

why ait me comment the top ratet anymore???

[flamingnoob123]

SHAKE YOUR ASS !!!!! LMAO

[Ninjarni]

"she's good!"

[QuiteSpyrtY]

i came as fast as i could but at my age a little soldier needs a little more thunder before he starts pumping, u know what i mean? :D

[dumihalvahuvet]

An old man jumps on a young girl in her bed? Thats not exorcism, thats sexorcism!

[killu9191]

@dumihalvahuvet rtard

[dumihalvahuvet]

@killu9191 um..

[killu9191]

@killu9191 stupid that would be called rape dumb fuck

[JamesPriceJohnson]

2:10 "MAY WHITE GOD BLESS YOU ROBERT."

[samacooler]

Fuck me FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JohnAnthony1996]

"The child won't even let me touch her..." *crys* "Yes sometimes you have to give them candy."

[specialcheeseburger1]

lol, her tounge, and the sound of her laugh

[cmartinez011]

James Woods is fucking great.

[bniagara]

"I'm father McFeely, I came as fast as I could" hahaha I never got that until just now!!!

[basslovak]

6:28 - #LOL 

[ChrisOwen96]

YOUR MOTHERR SUCKS COCKSS IN HELL!

[jrgerba]

girl thing?:your mother sucks cocks in hell ha ha ha ha

preist:shit...suck on this

girl thing?: uh oh

[yolandaporter]

Shes stands in her own pee

[pancakesandpigs1]

@Graverobber94 yea it was rated R.

[Graverobber94]

@pancakesandpigs1 what do you mean with R?

[pancakesandpigs1]

@Graverobber94 its rated r they can do what eveer they want.

[specialcheeseburger1]

@Graverobber94 ya

[XxXDreamakerXxX]

this scene is so hilarious. i was watching it high the other day, and i almost cried from laughing so much

[thegger100]

"now the is the real shit" say the funny's man in the room

[jovmillsbros]

ur typical pedo priest

[nlosborne]

Hahah!!! ME,,, ME!!!

[Buulz]

Best priest ever

[Tubetheweb]

5:55 "And who got that unholy bitch Jerry kicked off Survivor" lol funniest quote. 

[defo566]

She's good

[optimos93]

suck on this xD

[chillinur36]

suck on this.

[jdognlog]

LMAO Sometimes oyu need to give them candy. XD

[DNyLDooter]

lol james woods

[megaman4676]

mom will u get out of there am working

[mrazad110]

5:14 hahahahha

[aperson30]

i wish my priests were that badass, one sings black songs about players and pimps shaking there ass, the other pulls a gun out when he sees a possessed little girl

[allideas2]

4:13 ...Fuck this.

[h0stI13]

funniest sketch in the history of funny things ever

[motherlover505]

prest have sex with little kid like always

[JodiieeBabeyy]

shake your ass whatch yourselve show me watch your working with.LMFAO.

[Halkaniin]

is it bad that she made my dick hard

[TAZZDAZZ69ER]

@Halkaniin yes it is.

[h0stI13]

@Halkaniin it would've been last year but starting this year it's considered normal

[specialcheeseburger1]

@Halkaniin verry bad, shes uglyier than anything

[01Davidg]

suck on this!!!! 7:07

[bitchesbtrollin]

7:10: shit just got real face XD

[BreakneckRS]

4:26 FUCK THIS!

[myheartwobbles]

0:47 this is da real shit !

[jacobdalton101]

Priest:"mom would get outta there!"

Mrs. Harris:"you your no fun!"

Priest:"I'm working!"

Possessed child:"See you later Mrs. Harris."

[ClairyTV]

"She's good!" PMSL

[ccrawf4]

who got jerri kicked off survivor lol. i still like jerri

[dragar210]

you suck

[skorpion6666]

karny kutas za wysmiewanie religii Katolickiej

[livelaughpink18]

is that james woods?

[39316722abc]

@livelaughpink18 lmao yea

[PMz333]

2:40 haahahha so fuckin fun

the girl dont even let me tuch her =(

yeah sometimes u have to give them candy!! lol

[squreshi10]

LOL, I wish the whole movie had just been this.

[rawritsrachelniggah]

"I thought I told y'all niggahs before, "y'all niggahs don't fuck with me.'" lmfao

[alexandermadden1987]

@rawritsrachelniggah I love that part

[raymondgrant7]

i thought i told ya'll niggas before, ya'll niggas dont fuck with me <3

[raymondgrant7]

i thought i told ya'll niggas, ya'll niggas don't fuck with me <3

[xXTHEBRANDINIXx]

6:12 Who wants chowder?

[Pandafanekn]

@xXTHEBRANDINIXx

LOL XD

[Adam10Rocks]

It was originally seen in The Exorcist.

[AntiBioTicks]

@Adam10Rocks No shit, Sherlock ?!

[cutieboy101568]

wut the fuck is coming from her vagina?

it dont look like pee

*please father help me release this DEMON!!!!!!!!!!"

*epic fart*

[cutieboy101568]

wut the fuck is coming from her vagina?

it dont look like pee

[cutieboy101568]

i think she needed 2 pee really bad?

"fuck me fuck me"

"father thats not part of the ritual!!"

When where and how hard?

"help me to release this demon!!!!"

*LONG ASS FART!!!!*

[cutehottie200]

this made me not as scared when im watched the excorsist:D

[tnowroski]

Priest; "suck on this!"

[626nocturnal626]

Haha her head turns. Priest: FUCK THIS!!!

[Omellykim]

@626nocturnal626 that fucking made me crack up

[MJGAMER12]

6:30 lol Puke-a-thon

[deborah123vanl]

1:43 she is good ;D XD ahahaha

omg so funny

[FilmKejsaren]

WHAT THE NAME OF THE SONG AT 1:55?? plz :P

[DeadJesus100]

@FilmKejsaren

watch?v=O5YQmUIIjvs&NR=1&featu­re=fvwp

Mike Oldfield 

[xBVBArmy]

@FilmKejsaren just The Exorcist Theme :)

[Markt666]

"Fuck this", *Runns away in fear* Failpriest n1 xD

[Bohemaak]

YOU SUCK! :-D

[Mega99Kandy]

jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­ja this movie is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!! i almost died of laughter jajaja LMAO LMAO!

[HHHKingofKings58]

hey have you guys heard this one?

now this is the real shit!

[XDNightmare]

I call apon the name of the lord lmao I guess He answered.

[Lov3xM32]

1:25 orange juice :D

[sanismad]

candy was given to 20 people...

[rockhoundmark]

The 20 people that disliked this have never seen the movie before

[BLOODBROTHER288]

Suck on ths bitch ut ooh

[BLOODBROTHER288]

haa haa haa

"FUCK THIS"

[ekkm2013xftw]

"FATHER. FATHER!!!

This is not part of the ritual!!"

[ayemy]

Mr. Furley at 1:42?

[xILiamm]

FOR THE FATHER THE SON AND THE HO...BLAHHHHHHHHHH....BLAHHHHH­HHHHHHHHH.....BLAHHHHH HAHAHA

[LoudMouthGirl13]

The father saw that spin,and did what any normal black person should do. Run and cuss!!

[MegaLynchman]

ahhhhh NOW THIS IS THE REAL SHIT!!

[SkullFucker29]

girl turns her head around

priest says fuck this XD

[idratherbeanonymous]

4:19

LMAOOOOOO

[NOVASTRIKE1000]

ROFLMAO XD....FUCK THIS!!!....OMFG FUNNY

[ogilvieian]

is carmen electra playing the girl?

[elijahrocks101]

@ogilvieian No its Natasha Lyonne

[4Joga4]

i think it should be in high def thats what i think

[4Joga4]

@4Joga4 wow i was mad that monute

[StephenFiorentini]

4:29 FUCK THIS!

[StephenFiorentini]

Ooo now this is the real shit!!

[TheBooben12]

hahahahah fuckin James Woods :D

[EmiBearx]

-pulls out gun- SUCK ON THIS... "uh oh"

[EmiBearx]

dat was a long peee lol

[littletubkid]

yay its the first time i ve get thumbs up

[Estranged68]

Lmfao at 4:00, FUCK THIS

[ZzMuuuuSiCZz1]

@Estranged68  it was at 4:30 js :)

[MrPatrickProductions]

wow..... at 3:45 , he really blessed that house:)

[danny99606]

Oh puke

[57NINJABOY]

ah ha ha ha ha braaaaaaaaac!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RKOHBK457]

Shake yo ass.... You suck lol

[BANGBANG909yo]

"god those enchiladas"

[Buulz]

"SHE'S GOOD" !! 

[Casshyr]

this is so much better compared to the effort they put in for today's parodies

[xNotoRiouZGT]

@Casshyr True.

[guitayrplaya]

@sweetgothicrevenge I'm pretty sure Hollywood doesn't care about an invisible man in the sky who kills things for fun.

This movie is friggin hilarious.

"oh fuck this" haha James Woods is awesome.

[NerdForMIT]

@sweetgothicrevenge We shale not speak for the lord, those who judge will be judged.

[link5767]

ewwwy

[sasunaru1236]

fulk this

[littletubkid]

hahahaha 7:00 your mother sucks cocks in hell hahhahahahahahaha sucke on this bitch oo ohh

[Mirroir2107]

FK THIS....................

[ChazYocom]

THIS WAS GREAT!!! Suck on this BITCH!!

[chelioshit]

Can someone add just the beginning up until the mom hits the girl for relieving herself on the floor?